Chapter 1404: Maybe My Period Is Coming

Unless this matter is not a good thing for Senior Bai...

Thinking of this, Song Shuhang couldn't help but panic.

Because of his heaven-level luck, Senior Bai can always cleverly avoid some disasters that he himself cannot resist, and avoid disasters and seek good fortunes.

For example, the Confucian ‘Golden Lotus World’ incident that year.

Shortly after Senior Bai's sudden departure, the Confucian Golden Lotus world was attacked. Everyone, including Song Shuhang, was massacred again and again by Fat Ball, the ruler of Nine Netherworld.

Death again and again, resurrection again and again.

For Song Shuhang, it was an unbearable memory. Every time he remembered it, he would have nightmares at night.

[Could a similar disaster happen during this Immortal Food Banquet? A catastrophe that even Senior White, the eighth-grade Xuansheng level, cannot resist? 】Song Shuhang subconsciously took out a small green flute.

The ‘Thousand Miles Sound Transmission Flute’ can be used to determine whether Senior Bai is still in retreat. If Senior Bai has already retreated, he will leave a 'message' and also have a detailed exit time.

But...this little green flute has a distance limit.

Song Shuhang's current location is far away from True Lord Huangshan's cave.

"Senior Song, Senior Bai didn't answer the phone?" Soft Yu asked.

Song Shuhang nodded: "If Senior Bai had not left seclusion, then this trip to the 'Eating Immortal Banquet' would have been very disastrous."

Yu Rouzi immediately understood the meaning of Song Shuhang's words - after all, he was avoiding danger and pursuing good fortune, Senior Bai.

"Senior Song, call Senior Huangshan and ask for details." Yu Rouzi said.

Song Shuhang nodded and dialed the number of True Lord Huangshan.

True Monarch Huangshan's phone was quickly answered.

But no one answered inside, only the sound of chewing.

"Hello, senior Huangshan," Song Shuhang said.

At this time, a mean voice came: "Hello, hello, hello everyone, but I'm sorry, we don't want any gold shops, we are not interested in participating in any activities, and we have no idea of ​​investing in gold financial management. Bye~~ "

Doudou’s voice.

After the last Huangshan True Lord's 'Huangshan Festival' was held, the boss of the Thirty-Three Divine Beasts Sect gave Doudou a pill that could condense it into a human form before being promoted to the fifth level.

Did Doudou succeed in condensing the human form?

Song Shuhang said: "Dou~"

But the person on the other side had already hung up the phone.

Song Shuhang: "..."

He dialed True Lord Huangshan's number again.

"Wow, buddy, your hand speed is pretty good. Before I could blacklist you, you called again to harass me. Do you believe I can crawl along the phone line and fuck you?" Doudou shouted.

"Doudou, don't make trouble. I have something to do with Senior Huangshan." Song Shuhang said hurriedly. Doudou hung up the phone and blocked him.

"..." Doudou: "Who are you? Do we know each other?"

"It's me, Song Shuhang. Well... Overlord Song." Song Shuhang said.

Doudou must have forgotten the name Song Shuhang.

Thinking about it makes me heartbroken.

"Oh, Tyrant Song. Wait a minute... It's you Tyrant Confucian! The one who made me suffer from the pain of being pregnant for ten months as soon as I transformed into a human? Oh, even if you are an eighth-grade Xuansheng, I won't be afraid. Yours. Wang, I wish you a visit once a month, once a month. Goodbye.

Song Shuhang: "..."

Bang~~ At this time, a heavy hitting sound came from the phone, as well as Doudou's screams.

"Sitting has the appearance of sitting. Since you have transformed into a human being, don't squat on the chair when sitting. How can you behave properly?" Senior Huangshan's majestic voice sounded.

Then, Senior Huangshan took the call: "Hello, this is Huangshan."

"Senior Huangshan, is Senior Bai still in retreat? I called him, but he never got through." Song Shuhang said.

Senior Huangshan replied: "Well, Taoist Bai is indeed still in retreat. Do you have anything to do with him?"

"Pills... The Immortal Food Banquet is about to begin, but Senior Bai is still in seclusion. I'm afraid there will be a disaster that even 'Senior White' can't contend with at the Immortal Food Banquet.

"Song Shuhang said.

When Senior Huangshan heard this, his heart moved, but then he added: "However, the Food Immortal Banquet will only start tomorrow, and maybe Bai Daoyouhui will end the retreat today."

"Dasha Huangshan, be careful. The person on the other side of the phone is the tyrant Xuan Mo. You might get pregnant when you talk to him." Doudou's voice came from the phone.

Senior Huangshan: "It's ridiculous. How can such a thing exist in the world?"

"The tyrant Xuan Mo can make people pregnant from afar even by glaring at them. His voice passes through sound waves, making it possible for people to become pregnant indirectly." Doudou's voice continued.

Senior Huangshan: "..."

"It's nothing, Senior Huangshan. What makes people pregnant is the 'Confucian Sage's Eye', which has nothing to do with me." Song Shuhang hurriedly explained.

"Ahem, fellow Daoist Naba Song, let's meet at the Food Immortal Banquet." Senior Huangshan said.

Then, without even a polite word, Senior Huangshan hung up the phone quickly.

Before Senior Huangshan hung up the phone, Song Shuhang vaguely heard Doudou's voice: "Strawberry-flavored contraceptive pills, Dasha, would you like one--0---0---Xiao--say-- -This is the gorgeous dividing line--Cultivation Chat Group 00

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Song Shuhang felt very tired.

If Ba Song's name is not reported, no one will remember him. If Ba Song's name was reported, no one in the world would even dare to talk to him, for fear that he would be infected and become pregnant.

"Senior Song, do we still want to go to the Immortal Food Banquet?" Soft Yu asked.

Song Shuhang: "Don't panic now. Why don't we wait for the big talker to come and meet us first, and then we can discuss it together."

With the lessons learned from the Confucian Golden Lotus World, if Senior Bai doesn't get out of seclusion before the start of the 'Eating Immortal Banquet' this time, he will have to bear the pain and give up this Immortal Eating Banquet.

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Jiuzhou No.1 group

Huang Shan felt so tired and wanted to retire: "x-on:All members, fellow Taoists who are going to the Food Immortal Banquet, please be aware that Fellow Taoist Bai is still in seclusion and has no sign of coming out. Fellow Taoists who are attending the Food Immortal Banquet, please think twice before acting. ”

Mr. Phoenix Slayer: "We're calling today. The Immortal Food Banquet is tomorrow. There's no rush. Maybe Senior Bai will be out of seclusion in the afternoon."

Most of the people in the Jiuzhou No. 1 group have similar ideas to Mr. Phoenix Slayer.

Beihe Sanren: "Senior Huangshan, if Senior Bai has not woken up before the call, please inform everyone again. Due to time constraints, we will rush to the venue of the Food Immortal Banquet first and will not enter the venue. If Senior Bai is in the Food Immortal Banquet, Wake up before the banquet, and we will enter together with Senior Bai."

Four Waves of Crazy Knife: "Old Beihe's method is feasible. Ah Qi and I have already gone to the Food Fairy Banquet Hall and will wait for everyone to meet outside."

The second ‘Feast of Food Immortal Banquet Invitation’ from Three Waves of Crazy Blades finally fell into the hands of Su Clan’s Ah Qi.

Song Shuhang silently looked at the chat in the group and nodded.

"When the time comes, let's go join the seniors in the group." Song Shuhang said.

Senior Bai has the 'talent of spatial ability'. If he ends his retreat, he can escape to the venue of the Immortal Food Banquet in minutes.

"Okay." Yu Rouzi's eyes lit up.

Her intuition told her that this time's 'Eating Immortal Banquet' would be particularly interesting.

She was already looking forward to the arrival of the number soon.

Song Shuhang stretched out and said, "The day's plan begins in the morning. Let's go and practice first."

Yu Rouzi: "Hehe, Senior Song, do you want to spar with me? However, you cannot use three body tempering methods at the same time. You can only use one at most."

"No problem." Song Shuhang said.

He stood up and stretched.

But when he just stood up, he suddenly felt weak all over, his legs were sore, and he also felt a little palpitating.

This feeling came up all at once, making him almost unable to stand still.

Rouzi Yu felt that something was wrong with Song Shuhang's condition and quickly reached out to support him: "Senior Song, what's wrong with you?"

"I don't know, I suddenly felt weak all over my body, my legs were sore, and I also had heart palpitations." Song Shuhang frowned and said, "Not only that, I also have a feeling of 'restlessness'."

He was inexplicably upset. If he hadn't been determined, he might have exploded with this feeling of anxiety.

Yurouzi: "..."

Why do these symptoms seem so familiar together?

"Hiss~ My lower abdomen still hurts a little." Song Shuhang said.

Yurouzi's eyes suddenly lit up, and she tapped her right fist on the palm of her left hand: "I see, I may know the reason."

"What's the reason?" Song Shuhang asked.

Rouzi Yu said in a deep voice: "Senior Song, if I guess correctly... your aunt is here."

"My aunt is abroad." Song Shuhang said subconsciously.

"No, I'm not referring to this aunt. I'm referring to the aunt that ordinary girls visit once a month. I've experienced it before." Yurouzi said a little shyly.

Song Shuhang: "..."

"I'm a man, Rouzi Yu." Song Shuhang said.

"But, these symptoms of yours, Senior Song, are the symptoms of my aunt. You are weak and weak, your heart is restless, your legs are weak, and your heart is palpitating. And then you have the cramping pain in your lower abdomen..." Yu Rouzi said.

Song Shuhang: "..."

"I suspect that this is Doudou's curse!" Yurouzi said excitedly: "Senior Song, before you talked to Senior Huangshan just now, didn't Doudou curse you and say that I wish you a great aunt once a month, once a month? . I suspect that Doudou cast a curse on you from a distance."

Song Shuhang: "..."

It sounds reasonable.

But this is impossible. His two holy seals, the 'Xuansheng Tyrant of the Song Dynasty' and the 'Xuansheng Tyrant of Confucianism', are not vegetarian. Ordinary curses cannot be attached to him at all.

Furthermore, he also has the body protection of the meritorious snake beauty. The light of merit can block most curses, filthy powers, evil spirits and monsters from getting close to him.

"You seem to be giving birth." At this time, Sister Bailong's gentle voice sounded.

Song Shuhang: "..."

"To be precise, there is something in your Dantian that is about to give birth." Sister Bailong added, her voice unhurried.

Fat whale golden elixir?

Song Shuhang immediately sank his consciousness into his Dantian.

At this time, the Fat Whale Golden Pill was shaking vigorously. The armor on its body has faded...

Is she really going to give birth?