Chapter 1,383 This Is Too Unlucky!
"The eyes of the Confucian saint, the pregnancy gaze... I have only seen it in records related to Confucianism, but I didn't expect this effect to be so powerful." The Seventh Path Sage looked desperate.
It is simply anti-human for a grown man to experience the feeling of pregnancy.
What kind of thoughts did the Confucian saint have in mind when he prescribed such a tragic spell?
His stomach ached so much that he couldn't bear it. The Seventh Path Sage took out his mobile phone and opened the 'Jiuzhou Group No. 1'. See if you can seek comfort from fellow Taoists in the group.
At the beginning of the fight, he found that the group was also wailing. Except for the members who were in seclusion and in special secret areas, all the members in the group were pregnant.
"Seniors, even our temple's little Guoguo is pregnant. It's simply cruel - Sanri." Senior Brother Sanri said using Master Tongxuan's account.
"When I was pregnant, I lost my grip on the steering wheel and hit someone, running over a group of people... Fortunately, I was driving in my own sect, and it was one of my own people who was run over. Now I am dealing with the scene of the car accident. Fortunately, no one was killed. "Fairy Dongfang Six made a [desperate] expression.
Daluo Sect Yuyue Zhenjun: "It hurts, but the experience of pregnancy is great. [Saliva emoji] Especially the scene where my Daluo sect brothers and junior brothers are pregnant together, it is simply wonderful. I really want to invite you next time The 'tyrant Confucianism, Mysterious Demon' came to our Da Luo Sect to teach the Dharma."
"Damn it, Senior Bai is still in seclusion. I really want to see Senior Bai look pregnant." I am the little white crane at the end of the world.
Heng Huoxin is so tired that he wants to retire: "Confucianism is taking the opportunity to organize a lecture on the 'Government of Filial Piety', which can be considered fruitful. After all, the 'Pregnancy Gaze' was originally taught in conjunction with the 'Government of Religion' chapter. But the feeling of pregnancy is really counter-intuitive. Human beings. [Looking to the sky in despair].”
Fairy Lychee: "I want to know even more, what happened to Yao Shi and Zi Yan? Were Yao Shi and Zi Yan in the process of dual cultivation before? Hahaha."
"Mama Lychee, don't laugh at others. Have you taken a selfie of yourself when you were pregnant? With your personality, you must have taken beautiful pregnancy photos, right? Show us one of them in the group." Kuang Dao Silang said.
Fairy Lychee: "Are fellow Daoist Qi still at Sanlang's house? I destroyed Sanlang~"
"I just finished cutting, let's rest for a while." Su Clan's Ah Qi said coolly: "By the way, for a moment just now, I seemed to remember my 'forgotten' junior. I vaguely remember that it should be Su Clan's Ah Qi?"
"Hehe, Ah Qi is such a weak scumbag. After getting pregnant, she was in excruciating pain, and she didn't recover for a long time. Unlike me, I can still be alive and kicking even if I am pregnant. If I hadn't been wrong, I would have taught Ah Qi how to behave in every minute while I was pregnant. ” Kuang Dao Sanlang said proudly.
Huang Shan felt so tired and wanted to retire: "Can you please not mention the pregnancy? My stomach hurts when I mention it."
Dongfang Jingxue: "Senior Huangshan, how do you look when you are pregnant? Are you handsome? I am currently learning to compose songs and plan to compose a 'Huangshan Pregnancy Song' for you."
Huangshan felt so tired and wanted to retire: "..."
Bring back the quiet, bookish Fairy Dongfang Jingxue we had before!
After reading the chat history in the group, Saint Lord Qixiu felt inexplicably relieved.
The suffering of being alone is not as good as the suffering of others. When he found out that everyone was pregnant, suffering, and despairing, he suddenly felt balanced in his heart.
Human psychology is so strange sometimes.
"Seventh Cultivation." At this time, the Sixth Cultivation Fairy on the side suddenly said softly.
Saint Lord Seventh Cultivation: "Yeah, I'm here."
"How about we not have children in the future? Pregnancy is too painful. Or, after a few hundred years, when my psychological shadow is smaller, we can have another child?" Fairy Sixth Cultivation said with tears in her eyes.
The Seventh Cultivation Saint Lord immediately said gently: "Of course there is no problem. We monks have long lifespans and our goal is to reach the realm of immortality. There is no need for children. If you really want children, we can accept a few lovely disciples. .”
Fairy Sixth Cultivation laughed happily.
The Seventh Cultivation Saint turned his head and looked up at the sky.
Why don't we hold a discussion meeting in the 'Jiuzhou No. 1 Group' and the title is: On the Ten Thousand Ways to Die for the Xuan Demon of the Overlord Song Dynasty?
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On the stone square
In an instant,
All the demonic monks gathered in a group and shrank ten meters away from Song Shuhang.
Song Shuhang, Su Clan's Sixteenth, and Yu Rouzi were isolated to one side.
"Well, it was an accident during the lecture. In fact, my eyes don't have that function, believe me. If you don't believe it, you really can't get pregnant if you look at my eyes." Song Shuhang explained.
Opposite, all the monks and demons shook their heads crazily. Everyone lowered their heads. No one dared to look at Song Shuhang.
Song Shuhang: "..."
Manifesting demons and teaching Dharma to mysterious demons in front of others are destined to become a dark history that cannot be erased in his life.
Does he have to go back to the 'Tiandao Little Black Room' and live there for a few more years, letting the world completely forget about him before he comes out?
Time passes little by little.
From a door in the center of the square, new members enter from time to time.
These members also come from all over and come from all cultivation systems.
After the newcomers came in, they saw two camps in the square at a glance. On one side were fellow Taoists gathered together, and on the other side were a young human being, a man and two women.
Strange, are these two human beings, a man and a woman, very powerful?
The new members looked at Song Shuhang curiously... Then, the holy name of 'tyrant scholar and mysterious demon' appeared in their hearts.
"Ba... Ba Confucianism and Demon!" The newcomers subconsciously stretched out their hands to hug their stomachs, their voices trembling.
Obviously, the newcomers who came in later had all heard the 'Xuan Mo's lectures' and were struck by the strange light from the eyes of the Confucian saints, and became pregnant on the spot.
So, these newcomers lowered their heads and sneaked into the large crowd. Their eyes were lowered to the ground, not daring to look at Song Shuhang.
On average, every one or two minutes, the title of 'Ba...Ba Ru' will be sounded.
Song Shuhang felt very upset.
after an hour.
For Song Shuhang, this hour was longer than a day.
In the center of the square, the door finally closed.
Then, a loud bell rang.
In the center of the square, the altar began to collapse downwards.
A huge passage was exposed in the center of the collapsed altar.
"It's out, the road to trial." The tiger demon said happily.
After the trial road is opened, they can enter. They can stay far away from the tyrants and demons!
Staying in the same square as the tyrants, the mysterious demons, and breathing the same air as him would put a lot of psychological pressure on them.
The tyrant and mysterious demon can make people pregnant with just a glance, so maybe the breath he breathes can make people pregnant?
Therefore, from beginning to end, the tiger demon was holding his breath. I couldn't hold it any longer, so I took a few breaths.
After the [Trial Road] was opened, the members in the square quickly stood up and walked to the passage.
However, all the members in the square did not rush forward in a chaotic manner, but lined up and entered the passage.
At the front is a monk in white.
He stood in front of the passage, took a deep breath, clasped his hands together, then bent down to take off his shoes and put them away. Then he stepped barefoot into the passage.
Following the monk was an elf in green. They are the kind of pointed-eared elves in Western fantasy movies... Their bodies are formed by practicing a special kind of plant.
The elf in green also took off his shoes, revealing his white feet, and stepped into the passage with a determined look.
When the green-clothed elf was about to step into the passage, a figure suddenly stepped out of the void.
That figure was wearing a sheet, with only his head exposed.
"We're finally here, the road to trial. A secret realm that only opens once in a hundred years. This is a good place for me to do business." The figure raised the corner of his mouth.
The elf in green frowned slightly and spoke a series of foreign languages to the man wrapped in a sheet.
"Little girl, don't be afraid. I don't mean to jump in line. I'm just a businessman, and I'm here to do business. You are going to enter the trial road, right? I have a 'skin care cream' here. You will definitely be able to use it on the 'Path of Trial'. It can heal the injuries on your feet and remove the dead skin on your feet. Even if it is an 'irrecoverable scar' suffered on the 'Path of Trial', smear it with me After applying this skin care cream, the scars can also be erased. Little girl, your little feet are so cute, and you obviously take good care of them. If such beautiful feet were injured on the 'trial road', they would be left with irresistible scars. Isn’t it a pity that the scars have faded away?” The man wrapped in a sheet smiled.
The green elf raised his eyebrows: "So it's you. I heard my mother mention you. You are a man wrapped in a sheet who specializes in selling products to people on the trial road. Although the product is very effective, it will affect our trial. The effect of the road. If you really want to sell it, sell it to me after the road of trial is over!"
"Little girl, business also depends on fate. If you miss it, you won't get another chance." The man wrapped in a sheet said enigmatically.
Then, he turned his attention to the monks and demons behind him: "You can call me 'I can sell anything'. Before entering the trial road, if there is anything you want to buy, you can come to me and buy it. Price Affordable, century-old reputation.”
"Young man who can sell everything, why are you here?" Song Shuhang shouted.
Everything can be sold. Stiffly, he turned his head and saw Song Shuhang.
Damn it, it's unlucky to meet this bad guy again.
The man who could sell anything rolled up his sheets, ducked into the 'passage' and disappeared.
Song Shuhang: "..."
Yu Rouzi: "Senior who can sell anything is avoiding you, Senior Song."
Everyone in the square looked at Song Shuhang in even greater horror.
This big boss who can sell anything and looks unfathomable at first glance was actually scared away by the tyrants and mysterious demons. Pregnant Eyes, can't even stop a boss with such strength who can sell anything?
As a result, people in the square accelerated their speed into the passage.
Song Shuhang, Su Clan's Sixteenth, and Yu Rouzi were ranked last.
"Let's go in too." Su Clan's Sixteen said.
She bent down and took off her shoes and socks, revealing her delicate and lovely feet.
Yurouzi also squatted down and unhooked her boots. Her toes were slender and flexible, matching her long legs. Browse reading address: