Chapter 335 335 Worse than a Dog's Bite

Chapter 335 335. Worse than a dog

What a conscienceless question!

Zhang Yanping was dumbfounded - does he look like a provincial party committee? Why is everyone asking about civil servants!

Therefore, he also asked with a serious face: "Xiao Zhu, if I take the civil service exam, can you guarantee that I will be assigned to our village?"

Who can guarantee this?

Xiao Zhu, the branch secretary, stopped talking immediately.

Zhang Yanping trembled: "Look! You also know how hard life is after leaving this village, right? I am giving up my good life now, and I take the civil service exam, what do I want?"

"Do I want more than eating bad food somewhere else?"

Zhu Jun: ... Damn it!

What he said actually makes sense!

Looking at the watermelon in her hand, her old Zhu family must have been blessed by their ancestors in the last life... No, in this life, it must be blessed by their ancestors!

So she bit off the crisp, sweet and cool melon in her hand with a "ah woo", and then changed the topic. Actively greeted everyone: "Eat melon, eat melon!"

The yard was silent.

After a while, Xin Juncai suddenly burst out laughing, and then the whole yard was filled with laughter.

Song Tan took this opportunity to say, "Since you are sending melons, I will send some to my uncle and aunt. Anyway, I have to go to the city today, so I can finish it in one trip."

"But, please save some for me at dinner. I am not used to eating outside."

Qiao Qiao came over expectantly:

"Sister, will you take me with you today? I want to carry my Ultraman. He has not seen the sky outside yet."

What sky outside? Aren't we all under the same sky?

Song Tan was speechless, but a little curious: "How do you carry it?"

Qiao Qiao was proud:

"My grandfather has autumn johns from my childhood. I took off the rubber band and tied it to Ultraman Zero, and then I can carry it on my back."

"The power of the M78 Nebula will turn me into a strongman in the light. I can hold two melons!"

Song Tan sneered: "I can hold 4!"

Qiao Qiao was anxious: "I can hold 6!"

Song Tan:... Forget it, if you hold 6, I'm afraid you'll smash my melons!

No matter if it's Tiga or Ultraman Zero, as long as you don't buy melons, you're not a good Ultraman!

"Okay, okay, go ahead."

Song Tan quickly changed the subject: "By the way, mom, take out the electronic scale, I'll put it in the car later."

I haven't sold anything for a long time, and even if I sell things, I don't need a scale, I almost forgot.

"What do you want to take?" Wu Lan is not stingy at all now: "We still need to weigh tea leaves at night. You're going to the city anyway, so why don't you buy one on the way? It's indispensable."

Okay.

Song Tan nodded, and then began to calculate-

Send 3 melons to my aunt's house, 6 to my uncle's house, and 3 to my aunt's house.

As for my uncle... I didn't say it in front of the old man just now, I have to give him a gift, so just give him one!

By the way, I also need to prepare some psychological preparations for my uncle-Grandpa is going to rebuild the old house, and he is so old, so I have to prepare some money in advance!

In this way, 13 melons are enough.

…

At this moment, everyone ate a watermelon with a crunch, and they were not satisfied at all.

The seventh cousin looked at the big eaters present, and now he took the knife and cut another one without hesitation.

This one seemed a little more reserved, and it didn't split when the knife touched it.

But when it was cut halfway down, there was also a "crack" sound.

Everyone ate a total of three melons, and it was time for lunch, so the seventh cousin called a halt.

"Have you finished eating? Don't go. Help me peel the watermelon. Peel off the flesh you're chewing, and peel off the green skin outside."

In fact, in this case, it would be more convenient to use a knife to slice the flesh before eating.

But everyone said that eating like this was soulless, and they had to hold a big piece and chew it until it was full of juice.

It didn't matter if lunch was early or late, so the seventh cousin let it go.

But now he regretted it-

"Look at the pits and bumps you've chewed on the rind, it's worse than a dog's! How much will be left after peeling it later?"

Song Tan took a look and found that it was really worse than a dog's.

To be honest, the king ate much more neatly.

Zhang Yanping still had a knife in his hand. At this moment, looking at the thin layer of rind, he fell into silence.

The rind was thin to begin with, and after they had chewed it into a mess, they had to peel off part of it, and the green skin outside had to be peeled off.

No matter how careful they were, they would only have two or three millimeters of thinness left.

Everyone looked at each other in bewilderment.

Finally, it was Xin Jun who suggested——

"Then... how about eating two more melons?"

"This time, peel off the flesh first."

Good guy!

After eating these five melons, will everyone have lunch?

My seventh cousin didn't know how to comment.

"The main thing is that you guys ate it too badly. If there is red flesh left on top, it doesn't matter if it's thin. I can still make watermelon candy, which is chewy and sweet, and tastes better than winter melon candy."

"If there is no red flesh, only white flesh left, then you can make pickled watermelon, or you can directly stir-fry it with our green pepper beef sauce-if that doesn't work, stir-fry a watermelon rind and shredded pork at noon, it's also delicious."

"Now..."

The old man looked at the big pot of miserable watermelon rind on the ground, and finally sighed:

"Why not feed it to the pigs."

After thinking about it, he still gave an instruction:

"Next time you eat watermelon, slice off the pulp first. Even if it's not enough to stir-fry a pot, or even enough for a plate, I'll give you a cold salad to try!"

Slurp!

With that said, who can resist?

Song Youde felt his stomach growling at his age. He looked around and saw that they were all strong young men and strong laborers, and his own watermelon was small--

"How about... eat two more?"

"Yes, his cousin!"

Song Sancheng also felt that he hadn't eaten enough, and at this moment he said confidently: "This watermelon is all water, it will be gone after two shakes in the stomach, and eating two more won't affect lunch!"

Then he looked left and right and saw Qiao Qiao on the side: "Qiao Qiao hasn't learned this dish, so you have to give it a chance?"

Good guy, Qiao Qiao is waiting for the skills of this watermelon rind, right?

The seventh cousin said unhappily: "Eat it, eat it, this time I'll get the flesh off first - by the way, what do you want to eat for lunch? Stir-fried or cold?"

It must be cold watermelon rind!

The seventh cousin snorted, raised his knife, cut two more watermelons, divided each into eight pieces, and then cut the flesh off smoothly.

I saw the emerald green rind, about five millimeters of white flesh, and two or three millimeters of red flesh on top, which was uniform and smooth.

Zhu Jun looked at it and suddenly sighed:

"Song Tan, when you planted watermelons, why didn't you plant some with thick skin?"

Song Tan: ...

This is a good question.

Why didn't she plant some with thick skin?

Because no one likes to plant thick skin when planting watermelons! ! !

Besides, with the fullness of her mountain watermelons, even if they had thick skin, they would be stretched out by the strong and full flesh!

Sorry for being late!

But there is an update, I just couldn’t finish it at 12 o’clock... There will be more later.