Chapter 368 368 Weird Old Lady
Chapter 368 368. Weird old lady
With a total of 30 acres of orchard land, the cost of installing cameras is not as expensive as expected.
Just because Wulan said this, Song Tan felt that the hard work of the past six months was worth it. At least her mother is no longer as fussy about spending money as she was at the beginning of the year, and is even willing to throw her own money into it.
Next, it shouldn’t be that difficult to persuade her to relax a little and enjoy it, right?
Step by step, she is very satisfied with the current pace of her family.
However, there are some differences between installing cameras in an orchard and installing cameras at home. You need to learn more about the installation and configuration of wireless bridges.
Fortunately, there is still some time before the peaches, which are the most difficult to guard, mature, so it is not so urgent now...
However, just as this thought turned around, I heard the familiar buzz of a tricycle on the road.
Isn't this car just driving a little fast?
Song Youde immediately ran to the edge of the yard and saw that Qiao Qiao had turned to the door smoothly and smoothly, and then angrily got out of the car and carried two empty plastic buckets.
"Sister, someone stole something on the mountain!"
What? We were just talking about stealing things, and now someone comes to steal them? !
"Stealing what? Stealing watermelon?!"
Ulan became anxious and could not wait to rush up the mountain.
But as soon as he lifted his feet, he sighed again.
She also knew the customs in the village, and they were very fond of hugging each other. And this kind of thing like touching one or two melons is not called stealing at all.
Even if you go up the mountain and want to be a gregarious person in the village, is it possible that you can still turn people into the police station?
If you don't fit in...
She smiled bitterly.
The village is no better than outside. If someone deliberately causes trouble when he comes back to help, he will lose not even a single cent.
This is also a major problem that makes rural development difficult today.
She took a deep breath. Although she didn't think about the long-term future, she had already gone through the stakes in her mind in just a few thought changes, so she had to listen patiently to Qiaoqiao again——
"I was about to feed the king, and he suddenly ran to the back mountain with a bark! Even Dabai couldn't catch up!"
"When I went over and took a look, I saw Grandma Zhou from the village standing in front of our peach grove, picking two cowpeas in her hand!"
He was getting angry as he spoke. Ulan suddenly breathed a sigh of relief: "Did you just pick two cowpeas?"
A fence was also set up outside the peach grove, and a shelf was set up on it. Luffa, cowpeas, cherry tomatoes, etc. were planted in some of each kind.
Nowadays, the peach forest is surrounded by a dense crowd, and it is impossible to see what is inside unless you pass through the special fence gate.
But only the family members were given two keys to the fence door. There is another handful in the hands of Zhang Wang's family.
Qiao Qiao became even more angry when she heard this!
"She still wants to pick a lot more! She also wants to enter the peach grove! But the king went there early and kept barking at her, and I stopped her from entering."
This was the first time this happened in the family, and everyone took it very seriously. Just ask him:
"Why did you stop me?"
"Me!" Qiaoqiao was obviously very excited. She gasped and said, "I'm just like this -"
He opened his arms, spread his legs, and firmly made the word "big": "I will stop in front of the fence to prevent her from entering. If she dares to get close to me, I will ask the king to bite her!"
After thinking for a while, he added: "Bite her clothes!"
"Which Grandma Zhou?" Song Tan was curious.
"Who else could it be?" Ulan curled his lips in disgust: "It's your Uncle Mao Zhu's mother! People say bad bamboos produce good bamboo shoots, and your Uncle Mao Zhu is the good person in the family. Damn, that old lady, Wait until someone can’t stand it!”
"Your surname is Zhou?" Song Tan's focus was on the other side.
Wulan nodded: "She came here to escape famine and worked as a child bride for Zhou Maozhu's father. She also suffered a lot when she was young... Now that she is older, everyone is living a better life. If An An Wenwen, who in the village doesn’t respect her?”
"It's hard to explain why he does those bullshit things every day."
Song Tan had an impression: "Qiao Qiao, is it the old lady who spoke very unpleasantly that I took you to the canteen to buy bubble gum?"
The old lady probably didn't just want to take advantage of their family's things, but because she took the king and a few treasures for a walk in the village before, there were some rumors about the king eating tigers...
So the old lady didn't dare to act rashly for a while, right?
After all, she can act arrogantly with her superiors, but with a dog that has eaten a tiger, if it bites her to death before she acts arrogantly, who will she ask to compensate?
"So..." Song Tan looked at him: "You, no, did the king bite off Grandma Zhou's clothes?"
Qiao Qiao lowered her head in grievance: "I didn't mean to bite the king so hard, but she was too bad. While picking cowpeas, she thought our cowpeas were picked too fast, and no good ones were left. I also wanted to pick cherry tomatoes that were not red...but she was not short enough, and in the end she pushed me away and went into the peach forest to look at the watermelons...I didn't want to!"
His face was red with anger, his black hair had grown a little long, sweat was sticking to his forehead, and he looked very embarrassed.
But what he said was tough:
"So I told the king that although Grandma Zhou is old and not a good person, she can't be bitten, just bite her clothes off!"
"The king went to bite it."
Zhang Yanping asked curiously: "Then...what did the king bite into her clothes?"
Now Qiao Qiao lowered her head, spoke in a low voice, and raised her little finger to gesture: "It was only bitten a little bit."
A little bit? How much?
Everyone was about to ask again, but they saw that in the middle of the day, there were already curses coming from outside the door.
The curses spread all the way from the direction of the old house, and became louder and louder in the empty village. I wish half of the village would stick their heads out to listen carefully!
"... Feeding the dog every day is greasy and slippery, and it has been plagued... conscienceless... and let the dog bite me, an old lady..."
The country slang and the unpleasant words when cursing made Wu Lan's face pale with anger!
Song Tan quickly patted her back to comfort her: "Mom, you can hear her shouting so loudly, she must have suffered a loss!"
"Come on, don't be angry! Didn't Qiao Qiao say that the king bit her clothes? Let's just take a look at what the clothes have been bitten into."
Everyone then cheered up, tried not to listen to those dirty words, and came to the gate together.
Look at the road! But on the road in the distance, a thin and shriveled old lady was walking towards this side with a hunched back.
She was wearing a loose polyester trousers with floral patterns, and at this moment, only the thigh section of her left leg was left.
Not to mention the upper body, which was torn directly from the waistline, with a big hole and split.
So much so that the old lady had to pinch her armpit with her left hand while cursing, so that her clothes would not be completely messed up.
Everyone was stunned - just... this was indeed only bitten a little bit...
Don't think it's exaggerated, there are really such old ladies in the village (for example, in our village, when you pass by her door, you feel that people want to enter her house. The old lady is still very confident in her seventies and eighties)
Don't think there are no such old ladies in the city. Two years ago, an aunt in the same community made a scene in the bank because of 3,000 yuan. The police came to arrest her, and she took off her pants directly -
I know a lot, just because I am a friend of women, an electronic tree hole...