Chapter 699 This Leg Is Too Hot for Eyes

If a man has no money, everyone can still say that he has backbone.

But if a man is too cowardly, people will look down on him completely, saying that you are not a man.

When an upright hero is played by a person who looks very cowardly, this is called a dramatic image conflict, and the comic effect produced is quite large.

Xiao Yueyue knew this well. He had attended the Spring Festival Gala, and had hundreds of cross talks in Qiujiatang. His skin was as thick as a city wall. How could he be a coward? He deliberately delayed not playing at this time, this is to maximize the comedy effect!

Yue Wuji was pulled, pushed, and struggled by the assistant director, and the staff next to him were about to cry: "Yue Yue, it's your turn~ Everyone is waiting for you!"

The little fat man was so powerful, he showed an ugly crying face to the camera: "I was wrong, the director was wrong, let me be the white-browed eagle king, let's reshoot this part..."

How is it possible to remake? The characteristic of celebrity reality shows is that they shoot in one step. If you do it well, you can do it well. If you can’t do it well, I’m sorry, you don’t have anything to look at. Cut off your shot with a click, it’s so cruel!

When Mingjiao was alive and dead, Yue Wuji didn't dare to come forward. This is big news and something to watch!

Zhang Guoli watched Xiao Yueyue being forced into battle, and laughed. He had already thought about the title of the second episode, "Xiao Yueyue Plays Zhang Wuji, Too Cowardly to Play". Titles like "200 Jin Boss Wife with Tears" are the same, hype, the more eye-catching the title, the better!

Miejue Shitai's arms were almost sore when he heard a weak voice beside him: "Stop...stop..."

The heroes looked over, and Xiao Yueyue, who was dressed in a coarse cloth and short clothes, ran out staggeringly, and everyone couldn't help smiling.

In the original book, Zhang Wuji came out with Xiao Zhao, and he had washed his face. Xiao Zhao is a beautiful woman, and Zhang Wuji is also a handsome guy who inherited the excellent genes of his parents, but no one knows him.

The director team restored Zeng Aniu's true colors this time. Xiao Yueyue was wearing gray underwear made of coarse cloth. He looks decent, but Xiao Yueyue's big face instantly makes people laugh, because Su Youpeng's version of Zhang Wuji's image is deeply rooted in people's hearts. Even though Xiao Yueyue has been beautified by stylists and makeup artists, half of the people laugh instantly when he appears on the stage.

Hailu couldn't stand it anymore, hid in the NPC behind the Emei faction, covered her mouth and laughed.

The same is true for Huang Xiaolei. The two of them were originally proud disciples standing behind Miejue Shitai. They would rather hide behind the crowd and laugh, but they take the lead, and other np can't stand it. The group performers know the plot and have rehearsed it before. , Just pull out a screenwriter to pretend to be Zhang Wuji, and he is better than Xiao Yueyue.

Xiao Yueyue bit the bullet and walked towards Yang An. According to the script, he wanted to protect the White-browed Eagle King.

"Blind my eyes!"

Yang An couldn't hold back his laughter, because it was summer, and Xiao Yueyue was afraid of the heat, so the director chose a pair of coarse trousers that exposed his calves. It's those things, I can't help but laugh.

The VJ was all filmed. The injured Mingjiao people behind Yang An saw that Yang An took the lead in laughing, who could hold back? All of them were laughing to and fro, and their mouths couldn't be closed.

Xiao Yueyue was dumbfounded, standing in front of Yang An, neither advancing nor retreating, looked at Yang An foolishly: "Do I have flowers on my face?"

Yang An lowered his head and waved his hands: "Director, director, can you change his pants and shoot again? I really can't stand it, this leg is too hot for my eyes!"

Ha ha ha ha!

It's okay not to remind, Yang Anyi reminded, all the people in the audience noticed Xiao Yueyue's thick legs, they all laughed, and the filming was forced to stop.

The reason why variety shows are better than TV dramas is here, everyone laughs, it doesn’t matter, the audience will laugh along with them, and then use the same routine, the same behavior again, the audience will naturally compare with the scene just now, if find new jokes,

Those who should laugh will still laugh.

Fine-tuning again and again, repeating the same shot, and finding different laughing points again and again, this is a very common practice in variety shows. The producers like to use this set to delay time, and the audience also likes to watch it.

Everyone rested for five minutes. Xiao Yueyue changed clothes temporarily and wore a pair of cropped pants, which finally covered her thick legs. After everyone laughed enough, the plot continued.

"Baimei...uh...old man!" Xiao Yueyue bit his hand, looking up at the sky, looking cute, he even forgot his words!

Yang An coughed: "Please call me Mr. Yin!"

Xiao Yueyue breathed a sigh of relief: "Mr. Yin, sit down for a while and have a good rest. I am here to be a mediator today to mediate the conflicts between the six major sects and Mingjiao. I will take care of everything if there is any problem."

"What a breath!"

Miejue Shitai shouted loudly: "Who are you? What qualifications do you have to say such things?"

Xiao Yueyue got into the mood, turned around, and smiled with his big pie face: "My name is Zeng Aniu, and I am just an ordinary person. Miejue Shitai will save face and put down the Yitian sword. Let's argue about it." Sample?"

Miejue Shitai scolded: "You are a mountain boy, and others will say that I bully the small when I fight with you! Min Jun, come and meet this kid, since he dares to speak wild words, come and try his strength! "

"Yes, master!"

Huang Xiaolei stepped forward, she is an old actress after all, this kind of scene can still hold up for the time being, she walked in front of Xiao Yueyue, raised her lady sword and clasped her fists and said: "Zeng Shaoxia, please!"

Xiao Yueyue scratched the back of her head foolishly: "Mom told me not to hit women..."

Huang Xiaolei couldn't hold back anymore, she turned her face and smiled for a while, and finally said seriously, "Zeng Shaoxia, can we still have a happy martial arts competition?"

Xiao Yueyue said: "How do you want to compare?"

Huang Xiaolei said: "Let's compete with each other!"

The Emei school has Emei Shenfa. Huang Xiaolei insisted on practicing yoga every day after giving birth. Not only did she recover super well, but she was even more tempting than before she got married. A large part of the reason is that she insisted on practicing yoga. Actually take care of her.

Four strong warriors in short jackets resisted two logs, standing between the two groups of forces, holding a rope in the middle, about three meters long and one meter high, slightly concave, not completely straightened.

"drink!"

Four strong men supported the logs, which acted as fixed pillars on both sides, and kept the ropes from being pulled down.

Huang Xiaolei said: "There is only one rope here, we both take turns to go up, hands and feet must not touch the ground, and rest on it, whoever persists for the longest time will win."

Xiao Yueyue was dumbfounded, sleeping on the rope? Why do you seem to have heard of this bridge? Yes, Little Dragon Girl!

"Zeng Shaoxia, do you dare?"

Huang Xiaolei pressed on step by step, Xiao Yueyue had no way out, gritted his teeth and said, "Come on!"

Huang Xiaolei deliberately asked: "Who will come first?"

What a shrewd person Xiao Yueyue said: "You go first!"

Latecomers can learn from experience, Xiao Yueyue is good at calculating, but it is a pity that she is not as good as Huang Xiaolei.

It was time for Huang Xiaolei's performance. She first performed a set of beautiful warm-up palms, which aroused the applause of the audience, and then she came to the log again, flicked her legs, and snapped! Lift your right leg 180 degrees, higher than your head, and step on the log with ease!

This trick made many men look straight!

Huang Xiaolei has a secret to maintenance, and her legs can be easily pressed into a straight horse. The first thing in many men's minds is to unlock the posture. Her body is so soft, her husband is really blessed.

Xiao Yueyue swallowed, thinking she would lose this game.

Sure enough, Huang Xiaolei supported the center of the rope with both hands, slowly pressed down, and then tried to lift her legs off the ground.

The rope is shaking, but not by much. Like a gymnast, Huang Xiaolei uses the slow motion in yoga to move, and gradually finds the balance point. The upper body slowly falls, and the lower body slowly lifts up. The whole body uses the joint support of hands and legs , maintaining balance like a humanoid wooden pole.

The director next to him pinched his watch, Huang Xiaolei persisted for 59 seconds, his physical strength was a little weak, and his feet fell off.

"Okay! Huang Nuxia persisted for half a stick of incense!"

"Zeng Shaoxia, it's your turn!"

Xiao Yueyue was sweating anxiously, he hadn't found a good way yet, how could he sleep on such a thin rope? Hey, sleep!

Xiao Yueyue walked over, stood next to the rope, touched it, gestured, it was too thin, and said, "That...Mingjiao brothers, who has a pillow with them? Let me cushion it..."

There was a chuckle, everyone was speechless, who brought a pillow with him when fighting in groups? What can a pillow do?

Yang An had an idea: "Mr. Zeng, this old man has a golden silk garment that is invulnerable to guns and guns. You can fold it up and use it as a pillow."

Xiao Yueyue took Baoyi, thanked Yang An, and returned to the hanging rope.

He also wanted to learn from Huang Xiaolei to practice split horses, but he raised his legs so hard that he could only raise his legs up to chest height, and his knees had to be bent.

Putting the treasure clothes in his hands first, he imitated Huang Xiaolei and held down the rope, staring hard with both feet.

"I go……"

Xiao Yueyue kicked too hard with his feet, causing him to be top-heavy, and he turned over all at once. Fortunately, he held on firmly, and landed on the ground with a 360-degree front somersault, which scared him into a cold sweat and made the audience burst into laughter!

"Are you interesting? This horizontal bar is so thin!"

Xiao Yueyue deliberately joked to cover up her embarrassment, and asked Huang Xiaolei who was standing aside to cover her mouth, and turned around laughing, this guy is so funny.

Huang Xiaolei's search for balance is very slow, and Xiao Yueyue doesn't understand the secret in the middle, so it's normal to fail.

Next, Xiao Yueyue changed another method. He put the golden silk treasure clothes on his stomach, and his whole body became a curved prawn shape, hanging on the rope like two sausages, screaming in pain : "Time, time... ouch, don't time..." To be continued. ...For those who read books, you can search for "Blue Book Bar", and you can find this site in the first time.