Chapter 730: Two People Are Driven Crazy by Passers-By
Seeing that the girl was about to leave, the two pulled her from left to right: "Add a little more, and I'll sell it to you for 40."
"I'm still a student, I really have no money, you can search me if you don't believe me!"
The girl looked at them slyly, and really opened her hands, wanting them to search their bodies. They couldn't do such a thing, so they could only choose to believe it, and sighed: "30 is 30, it's good business. You choose a color."
"Where's the mirror? I'll put it on to see the effect!"
"..."
The two of them are empty-handed, where is the mirror?
Not far away was a car parked on the side of the road. Zhang Yixing pointed to it and said, "Look at its rearview mirror..."
Seeing these two inexperienced idiot sellers, the girl was already laughing so hard that when she came up just now, she saw the VJ who was filming in front of her, and she also saw the scene where Teddy dragged away the screaming chicken. Now Knowing that these two people are Yang An and Zhang Yixing, of course they are tossing their favorite stars to their heart's content.
After ten minutes of tossing about the first business, and using the rearview mirror of his private car, it was finally a deal.
"Here's your money."
The girl took out 30 yuan from her pocket, and she really only brought that much. When Yang An took the money and kept expressing her gratitude, she never expected that the girl would take out a 20 piece from another pocket, and smiled slyly: " Forget it, seeing how pitiful you are, 50 is 50, this is really my last pocket money."
Routine!
Counter-offer routine!
Girls these days are all cunning and cunning...
It's just that Yang An and Zhang Yixing were so moved that they had nothing to say, and Zhang Yixing's voice almost choked up: "Sister, you are so kind."
Yang An also said with emotion: "People and people must be sincere. I never bargain when I buy things. When I meet customers who don't bargain, my heart is so warm."
The girl wore earmuffs, hugged the two with a smile, and said encouragingly, "Come on, brothers!"
"work hard together!"
Both of them were nodding, and Zhang Yixing said, "My sister is so nice, we signed her a photo, isn't it a violation of the rules?"
Yang An thought for a while: "This shouldn't count as making money as an artist, it doesn't matter! Sister, did you bring our photos?"
The girl giggled: "You two are too narcissistic, who takes your photos all the time?"
This crit...
Yang An sighed: "I found out that as long as you don't ridicule us, you are the best sister in the world. It doesn't matter if you don't have an autographed photo. We won't take photos with us when we go out. Let's take a photo!"
The girl said awkwardly: "I still use a Nokia, but I can't take pictures..."
Seeing that the girl really took out a candy bar Nokia, the two really believed it. This is really a poor student. In the era when everyone is popularizing smartphones, does anyone still use Nokia? Is this feelings? No, it should be really poor!
Yang An suddenly made a decision. He took out a pair of ladies' gloves and handed them over: "I think it's not easy for you. Give these gloves to you. Yixing, do you agree?"
Zhang Yixing also nodded: "Yes, anyway, the purchase price of a pair of gloves is less than 10 yuan..."
Yang An was furious: "You are stupid! How can we do business if you tell us everything?"
The girls squatted down laughing, took the gloves and complained: "Huh! You two are really enough to fool my 20 yuan favor with 10 yuan!"
ah ah ah ~
Both of them are about to collapse, it's bad, it's bad, it's bad, everything is bad, pig teammates, bad dialogue, sales experience almost like idiots, the two of them are so embarrassed that they have nowhere to hide, after sending the girl away, they quickly leave and change positions , lest the girl go back later and call a group of her classmates to watch, it would be embarrassing and embarrassing!
After the opening, good luck seemed to come. There was an aunt leading her granddaughter to spread out in front of her. She happened to see the earmuff hairpins and gloves in their hands. The granddaughter pointed at them and shouted childishly: "Grandma I want that..."
The aunt is also familiar with it, and asked: "Do you sell these earmuffs?"
The two were overjoyed: "Sell! Sell! Such cute earmuffs,
Your granddaughter will look great in it! "
The aunt smiled and asked: "How much is it? Yang An, stop pretending, I recognize it, I am too familiar with your voice!"
Yang An didn't know whether to laugh or cry, so he simply took off the mask, and admitted honestly: "Yes, yes, I am experiencing life, come, hug me, uncle, as cute as Xiaoyin!"
Seeing Yang An hugging her granddaughter, the aunt was even more happy: "Really? Is it as beautiful as Xiaoyin?"
Yang An especially likes children. The little girl even took the initiative to kiss his face, which made him laugh out loud: "Pretty, so pretty! And so clingy."
Zhang Yixing took the opportunity to say: "Grandma, earmuffs cost 100 yuan each, and these are the same style as Zhao Liying."
The aunt is happy to pay, she can be on camera, let alone 100, she is willing to pay 200, she is willing!
Unexpectedly, Yang An turned around and stared at him: "100? You can say that too!"
Zhang Yixing misunderstood: "Oh, it's 150 a piece, sorry, I remembered the price wrong."
Yang An put the earmuffs on the little girl's head, full of praise: "Little Zhao Liying, did you see that? It's so beautiful! It's not 150, and it's not 100. It's a good product as a gift for someone who is destined. We will give you these earmuffs for free!"
Zhang Yixing's mouth became O-shaped, free delivery? He only saw Yang An kiss the little girl's face again, and he was full of praise: "It feels like holding Xiaoyin, it feels so good, but now that Xiaoyin has grown up, I can't hold her."
The aunt giggled and said, "If you like, come here to hug her more."
Zhang Yixinghu questioned: "She is not the one you left behind among the people..."
"What nonsense! I just like children very much."
Yang An was really convinced and gave him a glare. The aunt laughed so much that she wiped her tears beside her. Before she left, she forced a 100 bill into Yang An's hand: "How can I give away something for free? You have also worked hard, of course you have to pay for it." You get paid for it, right?"
The two were overjoyed, they were really solid-eyed aunts, and Yang An kept waving his hands: "Yes, yes, yes, you are so right, what you give will be rewarded! Thank you for your money! Goodbye"
The aunt also waved: "Thank you for your things too, come, say goodbye to Dad"
Little Zhao Liying smiled sweetly: "Goodbye, Dad~"
Hearing this voice, Yang An instantly petrified, and the movement of waving goodbye also froze, with an embarrassing expression on his face.
Zhang Yixing clapped and laughed, and squatted down laughingly, wiping the tears from the corners of his eyes with a smile, even the VJs couldn't stop laughing, being driven crazy by this pair of passers-by!
"Honey, this is really an accident, aunt and I are joking! You must believe me!"
The two chose to go back and walk towards the Red Maple Art School. Yang An held the camera lens while walking, and confessed his true feelings. This is a common technique in variety shows, and it is to create such a funny contrast.
Zhang Yixing couldn't help laughing beside him, suddenly pulled Yang An's clothes, and shouted: "Brother, brother! There are a lot of girls coming in front!"
Sure enough, more than a dozen girls rushed over, they must have been reminded by the classmate just now, rushing over, chattering and shouting to buy their things.
The time has finally come!
The two were on the street, took out all the toys and small commodities, and marked the prices clearly. The girls clamored and bargained one after another. They took the opportunity to take advantage of them, took dozens of photos together, and signed dozens of sheets before letting them go.
It was around 11:00 noon, Yang An and Zhang Yixing had sold out all their belongings, their total assets now exceeded 400 yuan, they finally felt the joy of success, they clapped their hands, put on their masks again, and broke away from the fans After the group, I sat down at a small noodle shop selling breakfast on the side of the road, ready to have lunch today.
After counting, the total was 430 yuan, 30 yuan was reserved for eating noodles, and the remaining 400 yuan was divided equally between the two, two hundred for each person, all of which were small change, a thick stack.
After thinking for a while, Yang An took out another 50 from his own money pile and handed it to Zhang Yixing: "Yixing, we are a partnership business, and you account for the majority of the total investment, 250."
After receiving the money, Zhang Yixing said, "Why do I feel that something is wrong?"
Yang An said: "There's nothing wrong. After dinner, we're going to break up. I've pointed out a way to make money for you, and I've also told you the way to buy goods. You can continue to do so in the afternoon. We are just a temporary team." team, we have to compete at night, it’s not good to act together like this.”
Zhang Yixing nodded honestly: "Thank you brother for taking care of me. I have never done this kind of thing before, and now I feel that it is really difficult to make money."
Yang An ate his noodles and sighed: "That's right, the current economic environment is not very good, making money is too difficult. It's not easy for those girls either. I feel it's too much to make money from them..."
Zhang Yixing asked: "Our first female client, who spent 50 yuan to buy earmuffs, the one with the Nokia mobile phone, do you feel guilty now?"
Yang An was stunned, and nodded: "I do feel guilty for earning 20 more from her."
The aunt also paid 100 yuan to buy earmuffs, Zhang Yixing, you brat, 150 can also be called out? Do you feel more guilty about her? What kind of businessman is a businessman if he doesn’t make money? I'm really not good at running small businesses, but the advertising fee here is tens of millions of episodes, I really have to feel guilty, let's stop getting paid, and do the show for free!
Yang An complained in his heart, this is a contradictory issue that cannot be resolved absolutely, but as long as the businessman makes money legally and reasonably, there is no problem.
Now that we have come to this point, it is time to make a statement. He discussed with Zhang Yixing, and said to the camera together: "That female student, if you watch the show after it airs, you can come to the Anran Grand Theater to contact us for "Extreme Challenge" Headquarters, we'll refund the 20 yuan to you."
"And the aunt who spent 100 yuan. To tell you the truth, the earmuffs cost 20 yuan. If you don't mind the trouble, you can also contact us and get back more money..."
Hearing this, VJ almost died laughing. These two are acting as unreliable businessmen with a simple mind. When it is broadcast, the audience will definitely have a deep impression on them! To be continued. ...For those who read books, you can search for "Blue Book Bar", and you can find this site in the first time.