Chapter 727 I only Sell My Strength, Not My Body

Sha Bei entered the lottery shop, and the shop opened at 8:00.

Seeing a well-wrapped guy come in with a cameraman behind him, the shop owner asked vigilantly, "What's the matter?"

Sha Bei put down his hat a little bit, and let the store owner see the whole picture. The store owner pointed at him in surprise: "Oh, it's you! Haha, I thought it was a robbery!"

wipe!

I wanted to say a few words just now, but Sha Bei suddenly lost his mood, you are the one who robbed!

"Boss, please introduce me to a lottery with a high winning rate..."

Sha Bei began to ask, but the VJ behind him had already quietly turned off the camera. The chief director just notified that the scene where the artist buys a lottery ticket will not be filmed and will never be broadcast, and if Sha Bei is really lucky and wins the big prize, the director The group will also forcibly change it to not winning a penny.

This principle is easy to understand, and the director team is right to do so. During post-production, the risk of buying lottery tickets will also be emphasized, and it is clearly reminded that audiences are not encouraged to do so.

Sha Bei is very smart, he actually wants to set an example to tell everyone this fact, he spent 20 yuan to buy a few scratch cards, there is no doubt that all mss, then, he dragged his tired body, showing a frustrated look The expression is walking on the street, full of remorse, and has been blaming himself.

"The idea of ​​getting rich in one day is not good. Taking shortcuts will not work. I'd better do things honestly and make money."

This self-reflection performance by Shabei works well, but he is really not good at business, and he quickly becomes blind again.

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Sun Honglei came out third. He has no cost to make snacks, and he has no expertise in eating technical food. The manager gave the third suggestion, do housekeeping!

"Housekeeping is a good job, really! Every year before the Spring Festival, my house will be thoroughly cleaned by a transferred housekeeping company. The cost seems to be 5,000 yuan a time. Well, our house is relatively large, and the cleaning is very cumbersome, so the charge is a bit high. But I heard from friends. Yes, for an ordinary three-bedroom and two-living room, a thorough and comprehensive housekeeping and sanitation service is the starting price of 1,000 yuan, and this does not include the most difficult kitchen, which will be charged separately."

While walking, Sun Honglei said to the camera: "I can cook, clean the table, clean the windows, and mop the floor. I'm a star, big or small, so 500 yuan an hour is not expensive, right?"

500 yuan an hour?

Sun Honglei thought too naively. He walked along the street for more than ten minutes, but he still didn't see any store of a housekeeping company. He changed his strategy and started to dig into the alleys. When he arrived at 8:30, he was very tired. I just saw a small housekeeping store on the side of the road.

I say small because the entire store is less than 20 square meters, and there is only one door stall. The signboard in front of the store is yellow, and the rust water has dyed the canvas into black marks. The store owner is holding a water glass and squatting at the door Brushing teeth under the big tree, mouth full of white foam, shouted at Sun Honglei: "Hey, what are you doing?"

Sun Honglei got into the shop, looking here and there with a really strange expression. The boss misunderstood him as a thief, and hurried back without even wiping off the foam, and asked cautiously, "What are you doing?"

Sun Honglei narrowed his small eyes, pulled the owner into the store, took off his mask, and smiled modestly: "Boss, I am Sun Honglei, and I am here to look for a job."

The boss's eyeballs are about to fall off, and the expression on his face is really rich. This person is actually a master of emoticons hidden in the folks. At first, he was puzzled, then staring in surprise, and then surprised. He was able to eat two hands, even a toothbrush, and finally moved to Sun Honglei's head, smiling foolishly, and white foam sprayed him all over the face: "My God, it's really Sun Honglei!"

Sun Honglei could only turn sideways slightly. Now that he has something to ask for, he really can't get angry.

The boss also found out, and said embarrassingly: "Please sit down, please sit down! Have you eaten? If you haven't eaten, you can eat here. I will let my wife eat it for you!"

I really saw the proprietress coming out from the inside and greeted warmly, Sun Honglei waved his hands quickly with black hair: "Brother, let's talk about serious business.

I really came here looking for a job. Do you have housekeeping here that you can do for me? "

Speaking of business, the boss stopped joking, and the two sat on the sofa and chatted.

After listening for a while, Sun Honglei was very depressed. The housekeeping industry is also a deep pool of water. First of all, this store has no business license, no contract, and no guarantee. The boss acts as an intermediary, and all agreements are oral. At most, they will only give you a handwritten receipt without a stamp.

"I have been working here for more than ten years, and there has not been a single dispute, all because of my good reputation! The housekeeping in the four nearby communities basically comes from me. I have more than 30 sister-in-laws under my name. I and them It's all 30 to 70 points, I don't owe anyone's salary, and no one thinks my fees are unfair..."

Hearing the boss boasting and talking a lot, Sun Honglei is not calm anymore. Housekeeping is also a service industry, and business is random. There must be more on New Year's Day and Spring Festival, but it is not always full capacity. When you encounter an order, you must agree on a good price , the boss will arrange for so-and-so to do it, come back and share the money after finishing it, and then continue to wait.

Looking at the charges, there are four major categories of housekeeping, more than 40 small items, different items have different prices, and the time is also different. There are additional instructions, and it is even allowed to negotiate the price with the owner after the actual inspection.

"For example, kitchen cleaning is the most expensive. It costs 100 yuan to clean an ignition stove, 30 yuan to clean a stove, and clean the range hood. You also need to check whether it is a single leaf or a double leaf, whether it is an exhaust fan or a suction type, and whether it is a forced exhaust. It’s still side suction, you still have to come to see the degree of oil pollution, and the price can be adjusted upwards.”

A series of nouns almost made Sun Honglei dizzy, and he quickly stopped: "Stop, stop, boss, let me tell you the truth, I only have 98 yuan on me, I don't know how you charge the agency fee or the commission. I have a camera here to shoot, you can give me a market price, I won’t cheat me, and I won’t let you suffer, how about you please be more open? You can help me find a job, and I will give you 10 cents more according to the market price. OK! I have one purpose, take this 98 yuan, and see how much I can earn in a day!"

The boss finally understood, gritted his teeth, and held out his hand to hold Sun Honglei: "Success! Welcome to "Extreme Challenge"!"

Sun Honglei was stunned, and he didn't come back to his senses for a long time: "Are you a staff member?"

The boss said: "No! But who in the whole Red Maple City doesn't know that you are going to record "Extreme Challenge"? Aren't you challenging the career of domestic service? You wait, I'll call a few rich people, they I should be interested in you. Ahaha, let Sun Honglei clean their house, it makes me feel good to think about it!"

Sun Honglei was stunned: "Boss, you won't sell me into a den of thieves, will you? I...I...I only sell my strength, not my body..."

The proprietress next to him with a round waist and thick shoulders gave him a sideways look, and joked with a coquettish smile: "Just your appearance? I don't even care about it!"

a bolt from the blue!

Sun Honglei covered his face, he was deeply hurt in this wild shop with less than 20 square meters and basically no decoration.

"Ah... I knew it, this show is full of deep malice... NPCs are so difficult to deal with, I guess I'm going to be played badly..."

Sun Honglei had no face to face the camera, really dumbfounded, and heard the boss chatting on the phone: "Sister Zhu, me, I am Xiao Liu, Xiao Liu of Xiao Liu's housekeeping! Yes, do you need to clean your house now? Alas Oh, don’t hang up, I have someone recommending it to you, a star! A man! It’s common on TV! He’s always been in TV dramas and movies! Hey, I lied to you that I’m a grandson!”

Sun Honglei couldn't listen anymore, and walked out of the store to breathe fresh air. The VJ was really dedicated, took off the hat with the camera on it and put it on the cabinet, aimed at the boss who was talking on the phone, and followed Sun Honglei out.

"I guess something big will happen today...you know what the worst-case scenario is..."

Sun Honglei whispered to the camera: "Later, you will accompany me to do housekeeping. If the situation is wrong and the other party has unruly thoughts about me, I will run first, and you will stay in the rear."

VJ sweat is about to come out, is this what people say? Is there such a thing to play? It's just a show, it's terrible!

"Sun Honglei! Sun Honglei!"

The boss shouted inside, very happy: "I found a client for you, 250 an hour, the price has been negotiated, this is definitely a sky-high price! Just give me 100 an hour after you come back!"

Sun Honglei did the math, and if he earns 150 for an hour, he can earn 300 for two hours.

"Boss, what should I prepare? I came here empty-handed..."

Only then did Sun Honglei remember that he had no tools. The boss clapped his hands and said, "Well, I'll sell you some tools at a friendly price. It's really very cheap. How much money I get back, and how much money you take away. What do you need? What about it? Don’t worry, the customer said he’ll pick you up by car, and you’ll just wait here. You need two pairs of disposable gloves and three cleaning agents, and you’ll need to bring them with you just in case…”

Five minutes later, Sun Honglei took out 80 yuan and happily bought a large bag of equipment. He thanked him very much: "Boss, you are so kind!"

The boss smiled and said: "Of course, I wish you success! Look, the customer is here!"

A red Ferrari sports car was parked on the sidewalk outside the door. The door was opened, and a young girl with long chestnut-colored hair stood out in over-the-knee leather boots, a mink jacket, and stylish sunglasses, and walked this way. catwalk.

The boss laughed from the side: "This is Sister Zhu's daughter, you should do your best with this order!"

Sun Honglei took off the sunglasses on his chest and put them on without saying a word, stretched out a hand, and said coolly and in a low voice: "Hi, Miss Zhu, I am Sun Honglei, I will do the housekeeping service today."

The fashionable girl chuckled: "It's really you, let's go, I'll take you to my mother's house, she's waiting for you!"

your mother...

Sun Honglei didn't know whether to cry or laugh, the Ferrari sports car couldn't fit everyone, so the vj could only ask the boss for help urgently, put his ID card here, and borrowed an electric car to follow.

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