Chapter 114: Sun Yuanzheng, I Oweed You in My Last Life!
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To Xiao Wu's surprise, the monkey said that these are all basic operations, and they all sit down for me, and there is no need for 666.
After all, I've been in the company for so long, I'm still very clear about how much time that guy needs each time, but it changed a little bit a while ago.
I don't know when, Ya secretly went to Jiuxianju to buy Dragon Snake Wine, and as a result, it only took one minute to wait, but now it has become eight minutes...
Clam? What did you say? I'm talking about the time to get dressed, what are you thinking, the female secretary is just cleaning the boss's fingers in the office, and a few groups of yoga by the way...
Your thoughts are too dirty, not pure, not pure!
The door of the room opened, and the interior was harmonious. The boss was sitting on the chair safely, and was slowly wiping his hands with a paper towel... Do yoga need hands? who knows...
As for the female secretary, she was standing pretty on the side, her face was reddish, and her forehead was still slightly sweating, probably because the yoga movements just now were a little too big.
"Old Sun, you came back so early today, how short is the time?" The boss looked at the monkey and asked in surprise.
That's right, it's surprise. Logically speaking, the boss would be overjoyed to see this kind of leave early and come back early. That is to say, it's probably because of the monkey's surprise...
The monkey's face turned dark, what do you mean, time is so short, I have a long time...
He directly pulled a chair and sat on the opposite side of the desk. As for Xiao Wu, he was also invited by the female secretary to sit on the sofa next to him. After all, if you can become the boss's secretary, you have to work when you have something to do.
"Old Wang, at this moment, there are not many people who serve the company wholeheartedly like me. Why do I ask for leave? It's all for the company..." Monkey began to say there, the boss now only wants to look at the sky .
Finally, after the monkey talked a lot, the boss said: "Then tell me, grandson, what did you do for the company this time?"
Conscience of heaven and earth, he just asked casually, originally he just wanted to embarrass the monkey a little bit, after all, you are bragging too much here, and I am the boss.
As a result... Brother Houzi laughed when he heard the words: "I asked for leave this time, and found a way to improve the company's efficiency by at least 30%, and it can also make the company's personnel more stable!"
Clam? The boss and the female secretary were stunned,
You are still panting when you say you are fat... Oh no, it should be, what method did you really find? I'm not dreaming, your old grandson asked for leave and went out not to drink?
"So, don't always slander me in the future, I am so wholeheartedly for the company..."
Well, listening to what the monkey is saying now, the boss just wants to have a frying pan in his hand, and he will explode his head with a pot...
After talking for a long time, the monkey finally started to talk about business.
"Well, I actually found it in Jiuxianju..." The opening sentence directly made the boss roll his eyes. Sure enough, you still went to drink, why are you pretending.
However, the boss knows Jiuxianju very well. After all, he relies on Dragon Snake Wine now. I have to say, this wine is really a good thing, a good thing...
But now, listening to the monkey's narration, the boss's face was full of dullness: "What do you mean that cypress leaf wine can really grow hair? This is too mysterious."
Regarding this point, the monkey was already prepared, and shouted directly to the sofa: "Brother, come here, let our boss see your head..."
Xiao Wu's face was a bit dark, what do you mean by looking at my head, but he wanted to refute, but found no way to refute, didn't he just let the boss look at his head in the past...
It's also fortunate that it's this head, if it's another... Harmony Book Harmony Book, don't drive.
Let the boss look at Xiao Wu's "Mediterranean" hair growing out of the middle, and then said: "Look, boss, he was just like you a day ago, and he is like this today!"
"How about Xiao Wu, tell me about your impressions of drinking cypress leaf wine this time, be more profound!"
Thoughts? How do you feel about drinking cypress leaf wine? Even deeper...
Xiao Wu was originally not good at talking. After all, he stared at the computer every day, and after holding back for a long time, he said, "My feeling is... I drank, and I didn't work..."
boss:"……"
monkey:"……"
After a while, the monkey laughed awkwardly and said, "Then what...it's really profound. You see, Xiao Wu doesn't even want to work in order to drink. What kind of spirit is this..."
The boss said in his heart that this is a kind of funny spirit, which boss wants such an employee, he is a fool!
Xiao Wu: "..." The brothers agreed to be each other's angels, what are you going to do...
Of course, the monkey here didn’t finish talking. After he finished talking, he looked at the boss and said, “By the way, boss, this brother has resigned. Just sign it."
Boss: "..." I owe you Sun Yuanzheng in my previous life!
Complaining is all about complaining, but people are here, and Qi is introduced by monkeys. You have to try if you don't look at the monk's face to see the Buddha's face.
Let the female secretary take Xiao Wu to the technical side to test, and the monkey started to talk to the boss about his ideas.
"The company will bear all the burden? No, no, it's not that you don't know that Boss Qin, no matter how much we buy, he won't get a discount. This wine is not enough for a day." The boss heard the monkey's suggestion and said directly refused.
There are so many programmers in the company, basically all of them are bald. Now you want me to help them buy cypress leaf wine, isn't that a joke?
Besides, with so much wine, Boss Qin doesn’t even talk about discounts, he may not even sell it to you, the boss can still think of Boss Qin’s appearance, why today I am very tired, so let’s do it tomorrow, tomorrow is over, and he said he forgot wine……
Moreover, as Boss Qin said, discounts are impossible, and discounts are impossible in this life!
As the owner of Jiuxianju, he is a mouthful of spittle, he will never break his promise, and he will not discount if he says no, so this amount is a bit too much...
"Why don't we each pay half of it? Take your time. You don't have to fix it for everyone in a day. There are always some people who don't believe it. They will buy it after seeing the actual effect. Take it as a company benefit. .”
Regarding this suggestion, the boss said it was okay, but he had to make an agreement with Boss Qin first.
After everything was discussed, Brother Houzi stood up in satisfaction: "What about Lao Wang, did I ask for leave for the sake of the company? Let me tell you. There are not many people like me who think wholeheartedly about the company these days... ..."
Boss: "..." I just want to look at the sky now.
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