Chapter 113

There is a popular saying in the industry, that is, your technical level is inversely proportional to the number of your hair!

It means that as your technical level improves, your hair will gradually decrease. This is the destiny, and the destiny cannot be taken away. Everyone regards this sentence as a classic...

Under such circumstances, the problem arises. Monkey and his company are considered top-notch in the industry. Naturally, there are a lot of programmers.

For Brother Monkey, the big guy's biggest doubt is not his skills. It is true that Brother Monkey's skills have reached the pinnacle, but the big guy's biggest problem is-when will this guy be bald?

You see, we are all bald, and the degree of baldness is perfectly related to our own technical level. If we use mathematical tools, we can draw a perfect negative correlation curve, and it is guaranteed to be smooth...

In such a harmonious range of baldness, Brother Houzi's full head of hair suddenly became the biggest focus, just like throwing a Erha into the pack of wolves, every day, "This guy is about to find me." , what should I do, wait online, very urgent..."

So this is also the reason why Brother Houzi doesn't want to stay in the technical department. Just typing two lines of code, he found a large group of men looking at you with resentment. What do you think...

As for where to stay, it is naturally the administrative side. Everyone on the administrative side is Miss Heisi, who speaks super nicely. He likes the monkey there very much...

And on the administrative side, it’s okay to hold the computer and pretend to be cool. The ladies and sisters are watching around, exclaiming a few times from time to time, this is life.

Look at the technology side, as a company’s technology giant, before I have written much, many people surround me, asking various questions, and saying "bug" from time to time, I can't stand it at all.

So Brother Monkey, the vice president in charge of technology, stayed directly on the administration side...

others envy,

But I can only be envious, who doesn't want to stay with Miss Heisi every day, they speak softly, how wonderful, it's a pity that they can go over, if they dare to go over, they will definitely be the administrative director, the one in their thirties Year-old woman chops up and feeds dog...

Therefore, when Brother Houzi saw this cypress leaf wine, he immediately thought of this matter. After all, you see, it is not good to ask for leave a little too often, even though I am so hardworking, I only ask for leave once a week...

But, who made me think about the company so much? Everyone is bald. First, it is unsightly. Second, think about it, having no hair directly affects finding a girlfriend!

This is the point of the point!

Not having a girlfriend means having no wife, no children and no family, which means that people have no burden, and if they want to resign, then resign, just like Xiao Wu before.

But what if the company helped and let them have hair?

If you have hair, you will have a girlfriend, you will have a wife, you will have children, you will have a family, and if you have a family, you must not resign just because you want to...

As for the question of whether she would really have a girlfriend if she had hair... Forget it, these are all details, and you don't need to care about details.

After all, there is a saying in the society that you can treat middle-aged men with families like dogs without worrying about them resigning, but you must not treat young people who have just started working like this, because they will resign at any time...

Thinking of this, Brother Monkey laughed, look, we are all for the sake of the company, who dares to say that I know to ask for leave every day, and this leave is for the company...

Thinking of this, Brother Houzi couldn't sit still for a while. He had already finished his drink, and he was dragging Xiao Wu back to the company. Anyway, a donkey was also driving, and two dogs were also leading...

Hmm... the wording is a bit inappropriate, but the meaning is about the same...

Xiao Wu naturally agreed, because he was a little anxious because of work.

The two left in such a hurry, only brother Qiao Feng was left alone to continue looking for inspiration. He had already found inspiration for two jugs of wine, and judging by the meaning, he reckoned that he needed to find another two jugs of wine.

The door of the company's office is closed tightly, and the female secretary has been in for about half an hour and hasn't come out yet, but it's a trivial matter, just a trivial matter, why is there a secretary, right? Otherwise, why would I hire you as a secretary.

Other people in the company also do their own things, please everyone is busy, who cares about your secretary staying in the boss's office for a long time.

Different from people in other departments, the administrative department is next to the boss's office. This is mainly because they have to deliver some orders, so it is also for convenience.

Today is the same as usual, the girls are all busy there, even if they have nothing to do, they have to pretend to be busy, otherwise the supervisor will look over, and those eyes look uncomfortable.

"It's a pity that Mr. Sun has asked for leave again. It would be great if he was here..." A girl quietly sighed there.

"That's right, if Mr. Sun was here, we wouldn't have to act like this..." The girl next to me replied.

After all, Mr. Sun likes to chat. If he wants to chat here, the boss can't control him, let alone the supervisor.

At this moment, the elevator on the opposite side made a ding-dong sound, and many girls looked at it casually. There was no need to ask, it must be someone from the company who came back, because that elevator was an employee elevator.

The elevator door opened, and the girls were a little surprised when they saw it, it was Mr. Sun!

Of course, there is a man behind Mr. Sun, so no one will pay attention...

It's just... Mr. Sun asked for leave today, why did he come back so soon? Is it not possible?

"What nonsense to tell the truth, how could Mr. Sun not be able to do it..." a girl said with a smile there.

"Is it okay? That's not what you said. How do you know Mr. Sun can't do it..."

Facts have proved that when a girl is dirty, there is nothing wrong with a man. In just a few minutes, Mr. Sun's topic has changed from whether it is okay to three seconds or five seconds...

Monkey didn't know this, of course, he took Xiao Wu to look around casually, then pointed to the biggest office door and said, "That's our boss's office, let's go in and meet the boss."

When he got to the door, the monkey went up and knocked on the door, and then stood there waiting.

Five minutes passed, and there was still no response in the office. Xiao Wu asked a little strangely, "Old Sun, is it because the boss is not here?"

The monkey smiled mysteriously: "Wait a minute, wait a minute..."

After about eight minutes, there was still no response in the office. The monkey went up and pushed the door, and as he pushed the door, a voice just happened to come from the office: "Please come in!"

Xiao Wu: "..." Boss, accept my knee!

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