Chapter 148 I Am a Professional

Although Xiao Xu was disgusted by what Xiao Xu said, everyone had to admit that this is a real professional, not some kind of expert who sells dog meat like a sheep in the society.

After all, the person who can tell me all 108 flavors of fart is either a boss or a lunatic...

So everyone can only watch Xiao Xu analyze the smell of farts...

But well, it would be fine if this guy only analyzed, but there was a second idiot among the diners who insisted on asking non-stop, and every question was on point...

"Hey, master, what's the difference between the eighteenth and nineteenth flavors of that fart?"

"Oh, so it's the difference between soup food and solid food..."

A group of people looked at the big fat man weighing more than three hundred catties strangely. If it wasn't for his size, he couldn't beat him, so he would have gone up and beaten him into a pig's head a long time ago!

And here, the question-and-answer time between Lao Pang and Xiao Xu was actually very short. The main thing is that if these things are really explained, it is actually a bit complicated, so Xiao Xu did it as simple as possible.

But through this, Xiao Xu also directly fixed his identity as a professional.

"Will you be stunned by the stench? Let me tell you, uncle, we are professionally trained, no matter how stinky we are, we will not be stunned by the stench!" Xiao Xu said very seriously there.

I actually asked myself if I would be stunned, what kind of international joke, although I said that my nose is much more sensitive than normal people, but this does not mean that I will be stunned, professional training understands, if it is so simple Just dizzy, that's a professional hammer!

Some diners around also looked at Lao Pang, what kind of stupid question did this guy ask, he is a professional!

When Lao Pang heard Xiao Xu's answer, the smile on his face was even worse, but because his face was too fat, he laughed... as if he wasn't smiling.

"That's good, that's good, then teacher, what do you think this smell is like now?" Lao Pang asked with a smile on his face, like a student who is sincerely asking the teacher for advice.

It has been a few minutes since I smelled the smell, but the strange thing is that the smell has not dissipated, but it has become stronger and stronger!

Some diners were already preparing to leave, but seeing that there are professionals here, if you think about it, just wait and see what the professionals analyze.

Not to mention the passers-by, everyone originally had the mentality of watching the excitement, but now that there is such a excitement, they must gather around to watch, so in a few minutes, a group of people surrounded the breakfast stall...

Seeing that someone is so interested in the profession of odor smeller, and seeing so many people around, Xiao Xu suddenly became very excited!

After all, this industry is a new industry, and many people don't understand it at all, and they don't know what they can do.

Now that the science is so advanced, do people still need people to distinguish the smell? This is not a game!

However, no matter how advanced the science is, there are still some odor instruments that cannot be identified. At this time, it is necessary for the odor smeller to conduct identification, and judge whether the odor exceeds the standard through the identification of the human body...

Therefore, there are so many people watching all of a sudden, and Xiao Xu is very excited to be able to promote the industry. Of course, because he is too excited, it is actually very strange not to see the smile on Lao Pang's face...

The odor smeller only judges whether the smell exceeds the standard, and does not include smelling what caused the smell, but it is difficult for Xiao Xu to explain now, after all, he has established himself as a professional. Refuse, wouldn't it be a signboard smashed.

Therefore, Xiao Xu decided to rely on his keen sense of smell to smell the smell first, and then spread the knowledge about this industry to everyone. This is the correct way to open it!

I sniffed it several times, but I still didn't feel anything. It seemed that I had never smelled this kind of smell before. It was sour and smelly, and the sour and smelly had reached a perfect harmony. What the hell!

no! How could I not smell it,

This is definitely an illusion, wait until I smell it again...

Xiao Xu was so addicted to the smell that he didn't notice it. As he inhaled this gas continuously, his head became a little dizzy...

It took a long time to smell it, and some people around felt impatient and left. Xiao Xu became more anxious, but the more anxious he was, the more gas he inhaled...

Then, under the dull eyes of everyone, Xiao Xu slowly lay down on the table, and he passed out...

Everyone, look at me, I look at you, didn't you say that after professional training, no matter how stinky it is, you won't faint, why did you faint... Could it be that you couldn't hold it back?

Lao Pang laughed, unexpectedly, my deceitful skills are still not behind, it feels quite cool!

Of course Xiao Xu didn't faint from the smell, after all, he had been specially trained, and the people around him smelled fine, let alone him.

The product of the failed brewing of fairy wine, no matter how it looks, the taste of the wine is inside.

And this thing didn't form wine, so the smell of wine spread around with the smell, Xiao Xu sucked in so much, so he got drunk directly...

Old Pang naturally knew what this thing was, he knew it when he smelled the first smell...

But now, people have been tricked, and the joke can't be too much. Lao Pang stood up and smelled it, and then he looked surprised and said: "Hey, this smell seems to come from Jiuxianju."

This is easy to judge. Some people smell it and take a look again. The gate of Jiuxianju is open. The closer to Jiuxianju, the stronger the smell, and Boss Qin is also at the door now. The most important thing is that he is wearing a Five masks!

You said that these days, it’s okay for someone to wear two school uniforms at a time, but this is actually wearing five masks!

Don't ask me how to tell, Boss Qin's masks are from big to small from the inside to the outside. The innermost mask is the largest, and the outermost mask is the smallest. Wearing it like this, it looks like a pig's mouth. A fool can count...

"It turns out that Boss Qin made the smell!"

"No wonder, then everyone will be dizzy... Do you think Boss Qin is cooking in it?"

"Damn it! Don't say such disgusting things while eating..."

At the gate of Jiuxianju, Boss Qin was still humming leisurely. He should not be able to smell the smell after wearing five masks. Although the humming sound is a bit distorted, it doesn't matter.

In the blink of an eye, he saw a bunch of people staring at him. Boss Qin, who was feeling guilty for some reason, quickly turned his head away, looking at me for what I was doing. It was just a little smelly. Look outside, it doesn’t smell that bad anymore. , inside... oh wait!

Qin Feng suddenly thought of a question, Miss Xue seems to be still asleep in the bedroom...

As soon as he thought of this, Qin Feng heard a roar from the bedroom: "Why is the smell so stinky, where are you Qin, come out!"

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