Chapter 552 Oh! We, Smecta, Are Not the Sick Men of East Asia~~

Take a break after lunch, that is to say, it took 30 minutes to prepare for each of the three delegations, brush their teeth and wash their faces, etc. to maintain the appearance of diplomats. M He Ming just brushed his teeth for half a minute and it was done easily. Wash your face, is there something wrong? Who has ever seen Diaosi wash his face just because he had a meal?

So when his delegation was tidying up their manners and studying countermeasures for some important issues, He Ming couldn't wait to turn on the devil's TV, looking forward to seeing Teacher Cang perform on the TV at the first sight.

However, after searching all stations, he was greatly disappointed. All fucking shows about my abs guy.

Mainstream TV stations actually used "God Came to Japan" as a special report. Currently interviewing some very passionate female fans who cried for not seeing him.

Really speechless, did I break your virginity? Still in first grade without any sexually pleasurable moments? Thus leaving a lifetime of wounds, oh, look back with a lifetime? He Ming thought depressedly.

Chen Ziqi, who followed He Ming, watched the TV and realized it, after all, he was under the effect of genius medicine. Can't help but laugh, what an interesting chief. Several little superman warrior guards made by He Ming also couldn't laugh or cry, their heads are always so...handsome!

To be honest, we also really want to watch the little devil's porn, but now it's not broadcast on the little devil's TV station?

Or play it late at night?

But think about how it is possible for a country with mosaics to be so open.

"Let's go and have a good talk. It's been so many years, I really can't wait." Satisfied. The very young vice chairman let out a deep breath. Take the lead in negotiating. As the deputy envoy, He Ming could only follow him and listen to a group of monkeys.

Fortunately, the main dialogues are conducted by the senior officials and vice-chairmen, and other technical details are discussed by specialized personnel. He is just a display.

But He Ming knew that he was very important, and the little devil would definitely protest without him.

There are deep reasons for this. His arrival means that some transactions, such as Superman replacement surgery can be carried out. This means that ghosts and people have a vital sense of security. As for the compensation, they don't care about it: if a superman causes chaos in Tokyo, what will the ghosts and people do to quell the chaos?

Take half a year to build a nuclear weapon and launch it in Tokyo? Then there is no need to mess around, lost Tokyo ghosts and people have nothing, back to the medieval Warring States period.

In the hotel's well-prepared, very elegant conference room. The four countries began negotiations.

"Wow... Your country's request is too amazing,

1.6 trillion RMB per year. A period of one hundred years is 160 trillion yuan. Not to mention the same purchasing power every year. Then, each of our countrymen needs to pay more than 14,000 yuan a year, which is equal to more than 170,000 yen. It's really us-"

Hearing the first request, the Japanese diplomats who had been psychologically prepared immediately expressed "exaggerated" authentic expressions.

Vice-chairman Li Yun interrupted: "Stop acting, it's nothing to you. One of your farmers earns 7 million yen a year. Converting it into RMB is equivalent to an income of more than 500,000 RMB. The standard of developed countries. Let me tell you, We don't play businessmen to bargain. This is the bottom line of our country, and it cannot be shaken. It can only be improved and not reduced."

The North Korean diplomats immediately nodded excitedly. They are very satisfied with the price. At least hundreds of billions of RMB are paid into the account every year.

Xiaojin smiled sinisterly, he already knew some secret news: Well, as the orthodox peninsula country, we will distribute war reparations! Illegal regime in South Korea? go you!

"Then let's put this question on hold for now. What about our country's conditions?" The Japanese diplomats looked at each other and became excited. Very interested.

The Chinese diplomat opened the folder and said in a loud voice: "In order to stabilize the Japanese economy, during the 100-year compensation payment period, our country will sell cheap food and fuel to Japan...and in order to maintain Japan's national security, Staying steady in the age of Superman gives five Little Superman body surgeries..."

Hearing this, He Ming stroked his chin and thought, superintelligence immediately understood it as opening ghosts and food and fuel markets for pouring sales. Of course, this is a good thing for Zhou Yu to beat Huang Gai, you love me. As a developed country in the capitalist world, how can ghosts and people not want high-nutrition high-oil corn and fuel?

If each ghost and human spent 14,000 yuan a year to solve the problem of food and fuel, all ghosts would be willing.

This is why ghosts and humans do not object to compensation. Because the return of this indemnity is really cool. Not only does it mean that China will no longer use force to destroy the ghosts, but it will turn them into an ally like a thug, enter the new empire of China, an unprecedented empire, and an irresistible empire's Asian power system, thus avoiding disaster.

This does not look at the stock market, exchanges, ghosts and treasury bonds, etc. starting to rebound, it says it all.

This is also a clear demonstration that there are only interests between countries. The cynics just want to kill the little devil and take revenge, but they don't think about it. If you can get more than one trillion yuan in compensation every year, and a thug. A commodity market can make angry youths rich, and 99% of them will give up the so-called revenge idea.

Without him, because cynics also want to live, and they also need real and amazing money to nourish their lives.

"No, no, no, the problem of compensation is not a big problem, but the 5 surgical places are really too few, and it has no effect on our country's security." The Japanese personnel immediately objected to the superman surgery quota which was obviously crucial to them.

Wanting to become a super life with the character of a devil is not going crazy like ordinary earthlings, but already crazy.

From the culture of devils, it can be easily seen that they worship the strong, the genitals, and life as beautiful as cherry blossoms—they worship the most beautiful moment in life, the healthiest moment.

That's why the little devil has so many school festivals and so on, just to cherish this beautiful moment of life.

A valuable social commonality that values ​​human needs.

He Ming knew that in the world of the dead, little devils were famous for wanting to become stronger. For example, in the race of little devils, some people risk everything in the maze in the south in order to become stronger.

Among them, becoming an immortal armored warrior has become one of the most important stepping stones on his way to upgrade.

After all, if you don't enjoy the essence of armored warriors, you can't beat the super boxing champion. A true complete demigod. Ants today, giants then.

And on this precarious, desolate, disease-ridden earth, where time is speeded up ten times, and death is the end, how much is the little devil afraid of death? How much do you want to become a super life form?

The extremely enthusiastic national welcome in the morning can be seen.

"Don't you have a few Mr. Supermen who have illegally left the country? They are supermen." Li Yun pulled out a faint mocking smile and spoke fluent Japanese, which is naturally one of the wonderful uses of genius medicine.

With treasonous superman, what are you afraid of?

The Japanese Prime Minister told the truth and smiled wryly. In Japanese: "Mr. Prime Minister, such a powerful force does not belong to us, can we not be afraid? In your words, we can't sleep."

He Ming smiled slightly. Sure enough, people who are not of my race must have a different heart, and the little devil can't believe foreigners. Of course, there will be no TV station people in this room to interview, so the leader of the other party dared to speak directly.

"Then how many places do you want?" Li Yun asked.

"Well, 200 Little Supermen can keep our country safe."

"It's ridiculous! Only 160 trillion yuan in 100 years of compensation has been exchanged for 200 little supermen? Are you crazy?" Before China could speak, North and South Korea immediately got up angrily and cursed with classic Smecta expressions.

What a joke, get 2 hundred Superboys, then it's their turn to lose sleep.

You are afraid of treasonous superhuman riots. Don’t we be afraid?

Really!

Is the little devil crazy?

Such expressions are written on the faces of North and South Korean diplomats. Rarely agree.

Due to historical and practical reasons, they envy the development of the little devils and are also very jealous and hate this country. Perhaps jealousy produces more intense hatred.

"It's impossible, it's too much. How about 10 places?" Li Yun said decisively. 100 places for Little Superman? Your father, my bottom line is only 30.

"...You should know that there are many countries in the world that are in turmoil due to super life forms. If it weren't for us without super life forms, it would be impossible to pay war reparations stably for a long one hundred years..." Japanese diplomats began to speak eloquently put on a show, and the vice-president's simple, "impossible, impossible..." relished the belated victor in simple, unthinking diplomatic rhetoric.

He's in no rush, absolutely in no rush. And the other party is very anxious. Everyone knows that a three-day visit to Japan will have a result, otherwise there will be no war, and the fear alone will cause ghosts and people to lose incalculable amounts of money. until death.

And everyone knows that Li Yun is a hawk, and he doesn't want Brother Abdominal to be a capitulator. It's much easier for the other party to seduce with beauty, betraying the national interest? Of course, this is called not for the sake of beauty.

However, the Japanese personnel already have a bottom line in their hearts. This is of no benefit to the Chinese side. Paid the price of their destruction and only got a piece of ruins?

What's more, the Hexie opened the interstellar era and needs to maintain the diversity of civilizations. Anthropologists in China. And the doves are certainly protesting.

"Then 150..."

"Protest! Are you crazy?"

"This is impossible……"

That's it, He Ming soon became bored, it's fucking nonsense, it's just mother-in-law's work. He became restless and looked around, causing many Japanese personnel who were always paying attention to him, and the high-ranking officials who wanted to pay attention to curry favor, quickly calculated in their hearts, how to curry favor with Brother Abdominal? These are trivial matters, if you want to curry favor with Brother Abs, you can have whatever you want...

Chen Ziqi quickly got the eyes of the vice chairman, and couldn't help watching He Ming very closely, for fear that he would be in trouble if he said something suddenly, such as a small meaning of one hundred places, and I agreed.

Then it will be a big loss, and it will be a loss-making business. You must know that this is the era of supermen, and super force determines everything. The "winner" of each little superman in Japan, including what kind of internal struggles, has already been calculated by the think tank in China. It is clear that in addition to satisfying the emperor's family, there are also political families, so it is the brains of the Mitsubishi consortium and so on.

There will not be other national elites of sushi gods like practicing Hama Gong.

Because Little Superman is equal to powerful force, and force is equal to power, and those with power will never lose their force. A person without power is not a person in power.

The Japanese personnel quickly noticed He Ming, a pressure point in the other party's diplomatic mission. Immediately happy that the soul out of the body can be put to good use. Otherwise, the time is too tight, the card is 0, and we are dead.

So he asked He Ming for nothing, and longed for Brother Abs to "show kindness", how could He Ming be fooled, nonsense, he is a master among masters.

"Hahahaha, oh oh oh, hee hee... I'm sorry I don't know, it's impossible. Goodbye, ya butterfly..."

Before I knew it, I also found diplomacy quite interesting. Play with a country as a card.

It's just that this situation is really uncomfortable now. The advantage is too great, and it is more thorough than disarming the opponent's force and the opponent's full surrender. Because the other party begged them after they surrendered completely. So it certainly falls into the category of negotiations that diplomats around the world only dream of.

The Japanese side is very tenacious in adversity, and it has tried a little bit to find out the Chinese side's hole card about the quota of Little Superman. So I was quite satisfied, and finally reached an agreement on the main conditions quickly, and the compensation was 1.6 trillion yuan a year for a period of 100 years, a total of 160 trillion yuan. Depending on the annual purchasing power as the standard, it will definitely increase every year.

However, China offers "cheap prices" for food and fuel to stabilize and stimulate ghosts and the economy. Otherwise, how can we pay for it every year?

This is the national welfare. Because although the self-sufficiency rate of rice and so on can be satisfied by ghosts and animals, the self-sufficiency rate of livestock and so on that eats feed is only a few percent. A lot of imports are required.

And if a large amount of Huaxia high-oil corn is imported, the market can be prospered with this already the highest level of human, animal and plant food. Reduce national dissatisfaction, increase government revenue, and more.

Cheap fuel, etc. is too important. Ghosts and countries are almost 0 oil countries, but can the developed countries leave the blood of industry, Mr. Oil?

The vital little Superman quota reached 28. Due to Li Yun's tough attitude, the Japanese personnel mistakenly believed that this was the bottom line. If they knew the real bottom line was 30, they would have cried a lot.

Because there is no doubt that the opportunity for the 28 people to change their bodies to become Superman will set off an elite battle that will definitely grab their heads. The intensity must exceed the so-called Chaos of the Warring States Period.

Who owns Superman means which family has the decisive force.

Of course, Superman is better, but it's a pity that there are no such generous abs anymore, and I have to think about my second generation of hanging silk, oh, maybe the rich generation. No matter how he was born in the wealthiest family in the multiverse, He Ming bet that his children would not have the charming demeanor of his own hanging silk—even if he wanted to teach them the charming demeanor and charming temperament of hanging silk. Wives, grandmas, my own mothers must hunt and kill me fiercely.

Impossible!

After the main conditions have been negotiated, other conditions will be negotiated by other diplomats. For example, it is about canceling worship of war criminals from World War II from ghosts and all shrines and temples. There are no conditions to negotiate. Let's fight if we can't agree. If you don't take it, we will take it.

And an apology from society as a whole. For example, senior Japanese officials collectively went to various parts of China to apologize. Including the war of aggression against China, which was changed into a crime in all textbooks, etc., I made a long and comprehensive apology.

Anyway, from the media, the Internet, TV, radio, etc., I will not let go.

Of course, it is limited to China, North Korea and South Korea, and the little devils from other countries scoff at it, come and come, one-on-one.

Ghosts and high-ranking officials didn't pay much attention to other insignificant face-saving conditions, and passed them quickly. It is their nature to bow their heads to the strong, not to mention that they have already become little supermen afterwards, and then it is OK to resign collectively and apologize. Anyway, the next prime minister, the government cabinet will definitely be inseparable from the help of these "old seniors", the emperor's family.

So the diplomatic task has been successfully completed, and it is only a matter of comparing the details with the subordinates of the two sides. It is estimated that the formal signing will be possible tomorrow.

"Serving the people is really hard." Back in the room, He Ming looked at his watch, which was almost four o'clock in China time. He didn't bother to adjust the watch, so he estimated that the local time was already six o'clock in the evening. Go to the window to see the sunset has already set. But He Ming actually saw a crowd of "fans" on the street one kilometer away.

There are quite a few horizontal bars in Chinese, "Welcome Brother Abs", etc. are still clearly visible. I was really touched. At least the "cold-blooded and ruthless" Chinese did not warm him up like this.

Rubbing his chin and thinking about it, He Ming considers giving the little devil some benefits, so what to give, like Citi America, giving the little devil a chance to practice toad kung fu, helping their poor, famous little brother in Asia to develop again Chance

? Then make better love action movies?

"Well, that's not bad...Come here, Xiao Chen, and change my operation time at nine o'clock tonight to late at night—no, at six o'clock the next evening, I will go from six o'clock to eleven o'clock, that is, five o'clock tomorrow. Hours of surgery. Compensate everyone. OK, that’s it, please inform and arrange.” He Ming waved his hand, then after dinner, go to see if there is a chance for compensated dating, and then reward the little devils.

"So what do you want to do at nine o'clock tonight, Chief?"

"I decided to repay the ghosts and fans by giving them a chance to practice Hama Gong for free. Let their caterpillars become more powerful." He Ming said with a lewd smile.

Chen Ziqi smiled wryly: "Oh, well, but the chief, don't give the quota for Little Superman. After all, the Japanese side is one of our enemies. Although it's over, they won't be able to get back on their feet this time, so don't be careless."

"I know. Let's go."

It took another two hours to have a full meal, and then He Ming pretended to get out of the window of the hotel toilet like a civet in the night, and then "whoosh—" That's right, a good man came to Tokyo, how could he not When you go to Tokyo Ginza, Akihabara, etc., how can you not go and see compensated dating girls? Meet the Yamaguchi-gumi.

Oh, we Chinese are not the sick men of East Asia

However, He Ming was extremely disappointed, many places in the fucking Ginza were closed, not to mention girls, not a single ghost could be seen. Looking at the video wall on the street, you can see that the mother god is waiting for him again, and he is here, here...waiting. The road of love, no, the road of compensated dating is very lonely.

"Niang Xipi..." He Ming cursed strangely at some of the aunts and old men in the shop, and hurried away without buying anything.

I really didn't expect the aging of the little devil society to be so serious. There are old men and old ladies everywhere... and I can't disguise my body shape. It's so fucking eye-catching. Many old ladies and young girls exclaimed, "Brother abs! I I love you!" I couldn't stand it.

After thinking about it, He Ming found the Yamaguchi-gumi's territory in Tokyo through the information of the central optical brain and the information of thinking dialogue.

This was an idea he had in the past, and of course he wanted to play now, that's right, to single out the Yamaguchi-gumi.

Little Japan here I come!

Landing on the site of the Yamaguchi-gumi, near a building, He Ming leaned against it. Immediately, a group of ghosts with tattoos on the back of their hands shouted: "Who are you? This is the place of the Yamaguchi-gumi, don't make trouble!"

"Oh, we Smecta people are not the sick men of East Asia!" Touching his nose, he finished speaking in Japanese, kicked a few times like lightning, and He Ming swept across a group of big men, kicking them until they couldn't resist, vomiting blood all over the ground, If a few bones are broken, he can stay in bed for three months. Moreover, he temporarily changed his mind, changed his lines, and handed over the scapegoat to Smecta to memorize.

Then he rushed into the Yamaguchi-gumi site and started to wreak havoc. All materials, including the solid samurai sword and the high-quality stone floor, were smashed with punches and kicks, and his temper exploded and blasted the beautiful Japanese-style indoor rockery into ruins. , Drilling out from the first floor to the second floor, it was destroyed like a strong wind. And kept yelling,

"Oh, we Smectas are not the sick men of East Asia! Little devil, come out and fight!"

Obviously, the Yamaguchi-gumi wasn't an idiot either, and quickly found out that it was a super life, so they hurriedly... called the police, and then dispersed. The unlucky people upstairs couldn't avoid it, so they quickly jumped from the window on the third floor and fled one after another.

PS: The second update. (To be continued..)

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