Chapter 269: Citigroup Goes All Out
Sitting on the top luxurious white sofa in the world of the dead, a pair of luxurious and extremely eye-catching ruby shoes, stepping on the pale ghost tree floor from the southern maze, lighting a marijuana that is as big as a cigar, luxurious in shape, and can deeply stimulate the nerves Smoke, plump and beautiful lips take a deep breath, and then spew out a large amount of smoke.
"Hoo, hoo." Bored, He Ming blew away the smoke, turned his head and asked Dad He who was sitting beside him, "What should Dad do? It's one o'clock, and I have to serve the people tomorrow."
"Serve the RMB?" Dad He smiled, looked at the top-quality cigarettes in his hand, and sighed: "The devil's cigarettes are good, they are so perfect. I really don't know how they are made, they must have used fairy methods. "
"I don't know, they are all dead anyway." He Ming sucked on the marijuana cigarette, slurred his speech, and said with smoke from his mouth and nose: "I'm depressed, I can't walk anymore, and my mother has gone to bed. They are so nice. No wonder they all I did it, either I practiced Ha Toad Kungfu, or I ate life treasures. By the way, many relatives have accidents?"
Father He thought for a while, smiled wryly, and said: "It's all wrong, and it's all because their mother-in-law didn't go back when they went back. They went to the town hotel to book a room to celebrate that night, and then went to the massage street... People, there is a first The first time, the second time I can't control it."
"Then what should I do? Let the country oppress them? I don't want to sing bad faces, which will damage my character."
"Come, have a drink." Father He picked up a bottle of famous wine from the world of the dead on the crystal table in front of him, and poured two glasses. He Ming took the glass, and the father and son touched the glasses and drank them all in one gulp. Father He smacked his lips and said: "Good wine, good life. According to my opinion, more than half of my uncles, brothers, and younger brothers will turn their heads. They used to be too miserable. Those who farmed and relied on the mountains raised chickens. Going down the river to raise ducks near the river, there is no free time all year round. Unlike me, I spend all day idle and moldy, sleeping and playing cards at work all day. So, this person, after being depressed for a long time, exploded Also strong."
Father He thought for a while, and continued: "It's okay for the women to pretend not to see, they are all old couples, and they don't just get divorced casually abroad."
He Ming was in a place where Dad He couldn't see. With a thought, a top-quality ruby the size of a baseball fell into the palm of his hand. He played with it and said, "Then what should we do? Staring blankly now? I want to go to sleep."
He Ming knew in his heart that this was the only way to go, cold salad, mixed mud, and playing Tai Chi. You can't be a pioneer in divorce, destroying other people's marriages, and they still hate you to death; you can't be a moral saint, your ass is not clean, and it's stupid to teach your elders not to play with Xiaomi.
Papa He smoked and said, "I want to sleep too. Wait a minute, I'm less angry, I'll try to persuade you. This is the price of being rich. Life has changed, more time has passed, my body has improved, and my mind has improved." I'm alive. Look at the pretty girl on the street, then at the yellow-faced lady sleeping next to her, and then at my little brother... You bastard, you scared me to death!" He Ming suddenly turned around and called out, "Mom! ".
Father He, who was so excited, was taken aback. He looked back and found that it was He Ming who had frightened him.
The father and son continued to talk nonsense, Father He finally got up, He Ming followed closely, and began to persuade him again. Finally, He Ming flung himself onto the big top bed in the bedroom, hugged Lu Wenjing, who was sleeping in a daze, and immediately With a lewd smile, "Dear Xiaojing, you have been waiting for a long time. I just wore a pair of sexy panties. Come on, let's continue."
"Idiot, you didn't come back until half past one, what happened." Lu Wenjing asked He Ming with her arms around his neck.
On the large table in front of the bed, Zhou Qingyun and the three girls in front of a row of computers also turned to ask.
He Ming explained the reason, and the four wives immediately yelled that men are really bad things. Zhou Qingyun rushed over and said, "Honey, you wouldn't do this, would you?"
He Ming swore: "Absolutely not, I only accept my wife and never abandon my wife."
Zhou Xuewei turned her head and said, "So, you still want to find a little wife? Xiaoyun,
Flatten him! "
"Whoever beats who, come here." He Ming pulled Zhou Xuewei, his strong physique and sexy body were tightly pressed together, and he rolled on the bed, "Xiaojing will give you sex education first." It started Happy life tonight.
But He Ming understands that there will be more and more such broken things, so he has to be smarter and think of more ways. Teammates are all pigs, so it’s alright if I don’t download a dungeon?
The unswerving love of the TV set is nonsense, otherwise Liang Shanbo and Zhu Yingtai would not become moving legends. Many diaosi on the Internet sadly posted that they don’t believe in love anymore, He Ming swears that the reason for the mistake is just because they overestimated themselves, and their targets were beautiful girls, and at most they were secretly in love.
If you really have money, good health, and pretty girls, what kind of bullshit love can you hold on to? Why is it wrong for you to have love?
The live version of the passionate action movie between He Ming and the Zhou sisters made Lu Wenjing's face turn red. After half an hour, she couldn't bear it anymore and threw He Ming down...
He Ming soon discovered that Lu Wenjing was hot and enthusiastic. With such a personality, the gameplay was much more natural and more fun.
Being a hardworking farmer again, the beautiful woman at the same table started to cry, which stimulated He Ming, making his movements even wilder, and his lower abdomen was like a super motor, which was really cool.
"Sleep." At three o'clock, He Ming hugged his cousin from behind and raised his arms. The cousin turned around and begged: "Brother, wait another ten minutes, it will be successful soon."
"There's never been a spring night, and I'll see you every day in the game. I'll give you ten minutes, and I'll play as well." He Ming thought of a doggerel, and He Xiaoqian laughed, each playing his own.
However, five minutes later, He Longhao received a message, "I'm asleep, you let the proxy game team take over, and you must take down the castle." He was stunned for a while, and He Longhao yelled strangely: "Oh oh oh, the passionate life has begun, it's so late , It's three o'clock! Let's quickly capture the castle and rob people! But it's boring, just follow me and play games while playing with women."
"Damn it, I hate it." Huajiao, a pair of sisters without a strand of hair, said angrily. Seeing their blushing faces and sweating profusely in winter, any man can understand what they did just now and what they are doing now.
Papa went to bed after seven o'clock, woke up at exactly eight o'clock, full of energy, and wanted to bully the beautiful tablemate, but inadvertently saw the light outside the window.
"I seem to have forgotten something?" He Ming hesitated for a moment, then slapped his head, "The sun has risen, and the time has come for me to become a god. Fellow Taoists, I am about to ascend to the fairy world."
Wearing gray shorts, he said "wife, I went to serve the people, bye, come back tonight." I was about to leave, thinking of the level of gods and demons in front of me, my heart was really hot.
"Come back for dinner at eight o'clock!" Zhou Qingyun shouted from behind, and He Ming responded, and went to the old place with her upper body naked, with her back facing the morning sun, and she spread her arms and waited.
In the bright morning light, He Ming was so happy that he said: "Come on, come on, gods and demons, gods and demons! Brother's flying! Fast, go to Citi Lele, it's night in Washington now. My Blackbird supersonic reconnaissance plane, F22 fighter jet, USS Reagan aircraft carrier, here I come! I come, I conquer! I take it, take it and cry for capitalists! Wall Street tonight, go bankrupt!"
However, seven or eight minutes passed, and nothing happened.
"Damn it, it's coming again." He Ming shrugged, knowing that something had happened again, he patted his chest and body, "Brother, let's talk about the conditions for upgrading." It seems that sunshine is not the way to upgrade, only dead people The world was looking for answers, and happened to marry Xiaoqing's wife. Thinking of this, he jumped off the kiosk and went back happily.
Really talented in psychology, easily turn a depressed mood into a happy mood.
I went back to find Xue Hu and Ye Li, and I was about to go to the ground again to take risks.
The three of them nodded each other, and were about to leave without thinking about eating.
A tall, tall, lithe, and powerful beauty in uniform rushed over and grabbed He Ming, and said anxiously: "Chief, wait, there is another urgent matter. The higher authorities require you to use the controller to harvest the corn seeds harvested last night. All are activated, and today they will be allocated to large-scale planting across the country."
"Small idea. Look at mine." He Ming smiled, put his left hand into his pocket, and instantly a controller appeared in his palm, "Go, I'll fix it right away, remember to give me 70% of the production."
"Of course not. It's said above that I'll give you 30%." Chen Ziqi said with a bitter face, "70%, it's not like the country is working for you. 30%, chief, serve the people!"
"I am the people!" He Ming blurted out, Chen Ziqi was dumbfounded, and finally realized that what He Ming often said was very reasonable, serving himself!
Seeing Chen Ziqi dumbfounded, He Ming rolled his eyes and said with a laugh: "I was wrong again, I mean, I am one of the people. Well, the effect of demon technology is too strong, let's share it together, 50 together %, OK? But I want to operate the garbage disposer exclusively, and the fuel will be sold to the country at a low price. You send staff to work with Chai Ting's company to build it directly. Spend money on it. I just want speed. Today, no, now Do it."
"In Songjiang, I have 100,000 workers, which is better than 10,000 soldiers. Call Lao Lin, he is my spokesperson in Songjiang. Let's make a big deal together, collect garbage, and make garbage processors. The control chips are concentrated here, and I will come back at night to activate them. The manufacturing technology of the garbage disposer is very simple, and Huaxia's productivity can be mass-produced, but all the chips need another controller to be activated by He Ming.
And he can control this basic computer-like controller and choose to turn off any garbage processor. Just like the internet, your garbage disposal must be online or it won't work.
Of course, it is bound to He Ming's genes again, this controller cannot be turned on unless he is.
Chen Ziqi shook his head hesitantly and said, "No way, chief, you are too demanding! 35% of the harvest is almost the bottom line. You just need to provide the seeds, and the country has to work hard for everything else." He begged repeatedly.
"Well, 35%, who asked me to serve the people. But the country should help me collect organic waste around the world. Humph, at that time, I will sell oil and sell it until the people in the desert cry!" He Ming nodded in agreement, 35 %It's great, how many plants are planted in the whole country, I'm going to die.
Pretty! Chen Ziqi was extremely satisfied, and completed the task beautifully. The bottom line above was 50%, 50% and 50%. Demon technology is too powerful. Besides, according to the degree of He Ming's profligacy, it is just used to activate the market economy, and casually help the country rob some precious resources that the country is not suitable for.
For example, astronomical bounties were released on the black market last night to rob Africa's precious animal resources. The people in the Animal Resources Management Department appreciate it to death, it’s too good, it’s great, the whole country is worried that there are too few precious animals, and there are more elephants. Since then, African elephants have settled down in various nature reserves. After many years, children and grandchildren will see it Here comes the Asian elephant!
Chen Ziqi added, "By the way, the country requires strict control of seeds, and the chief can only plant and produce them himself, and they must not sell them outside."
"Of course, my business is not the country's business. Everywhere the country handles it for me."
When I came to a concrete vacant lot at the south exit of the Bird Park, it turned out to be a row of newly built basketball courts. Now it is heavily guarded, with thousands of internal guards armed with guns, as well as armored vehicles, air defense positions and so on.
There is a hill covered by a black cloth in front of you, and the construction site of a huge mansion is on the left.
Chen Ziqi nodded to a major, and a group of soldiers stepped forward to remove the black raincloth. He Ming was slightly startled. Those purple corns the size of cannonballs were peeled off by machines into grains of corn, and piled up into a hill with an area equal to half a football field. amazing.
Chen Ziqi said: "Yesterday, the internal security forces and agricultural experts had a busy shift all night. Plant the corn, harvest it when it is ripe, put the corn down, chop it up and bury it in the soil, and continue planting. Because the growth rate of the chief's bird garden is amazing, So there are so many, but it is still not enough to meet the national planting area."
He Ming shrugged his shoulders and said: "It's a terrible country, terrible China. I understand, Chairman, it's not easy. It's going to be fast to feed 2.1 billion. So this time, the devil's agricultural technology is really a killer. No wonder the whole country was asked to plant it so soon. , nor experiment."
Chen Ziqi nodded excitedly, with a pair of beautiful eyes sparkling, and said: "Yes, what the chief said is right. Our country's population is close to breaking through 2.1 billion, but there is too little arable land, and we must protect nature. The demand for food is increasing year by year. .If it hadn’t been for the capture of the Monkey South Plain, the pressure on food would have been even greater. The multinational food conglomerates, mostly Citigroup, use food as a weapon, which is infinitely powerful and has created turmoil in many countries. Now, high-oil corn has appeared, five Double the output, and the top grain can be used as feed, so you won’t have to worry about eating meat in the future!”
"Sure enough, food is king. Only fools are obsessed with military technology, and want to fight when they are hungry?" He Mingxie glanced at Xue Hu. The latter picks his nostrils...
He Ming started to operate, using the controller to activate the seeds. The technology in the world of the dead is great. After researching it, it is found that the rays of light can be expanded, and directly pass through the outer seeds to the inner seeds. The longest light is more than 50 meters, and the range is huge. The purple corn that is swept by the light is slightly green. .
It only takes two or three minutes to get it done easily. The soldiers quickly inspected the seeds. Chen Ziqi and a group of agricultural experts nodded excitedly. It was indeed activated. It is an incredible demon technology. The methods of controlling seeds are so miraculous and effective.
He Ming wanted to put away the controller, looked at the corn kernels piled up in front of him, and was secretly proud that the unprecedented great changes in this country had taken place in his hands. Not to mention other things, there must be many agricultural workers dumbfounded.
"Wait, Chief, let me try the controller." Chen Ziqi asked for the controller, studied and inspected it repeatedly, but there was no response at all when he pressed it. He Ming's gene was indeed bound.
He Mingdao: "Try it, hand it in for research and research. Don't ruin it. If it breaks by then, the demon technology will be useless. I'm leaving, the old rules go to the dungeon, come back at night. Goodbye!" Disappear.
Chen Ziqi shouted: "Chief, wait, your controller! Hey, just give me such a precious thing."
The three left at high speed and went directly to the ground. He Mingcai didn't care about the controller. How many of them are broken, and they can go to the world of the dead at any time, make a phone call, and the staff will come to the door.
This kind of small problem is not a problem at all, only the pitiful earthlings, who are afraid that this demonic technology will be ineffective, regard it as important as the fate of the country.
Washington time, White House, four o'clock in the afternoon. Contrary to He Ming's imagination, Citigroup's night has not yet come.
Franklin threw a pen on a map, and said suspiciously: "The latest intelligence shows that the demand for food has surged hundreds of times. Malan Mountain, a place without strategic significance, has a Chinese army of 100,000 stationed just because of He Ming's lair? How could we sneak attack? A Superman? What the hell are they doing?"
An intelligence agency expert said: "Mr. President, according to our investigation, the main source is the game "Silent Dungeon". Our intelligence agents pretended to be rich and contacted He Ming's relatives and friends, and got a precious piece of information. Some of them showed off , can eat a thousand kilograms of delicious food at a time, and lift dozens of tons of stone piers. The precious thing is that the number is more than one group! He Ming used the treasure of life to train a group of farmer offspring into supermen! It’s really enviable, what a pity Therefore, the He Ming family buys a large amount of high-end ingredients every day, which is a superman's delicacy."
"A group of supermen who can't fly?" Franklin blinked his wise and sharp eyes, showing joy. Adventure, an adventure that belongs to them, the new abs brother! There are also beautiful women and nobles in the free world to enjoy. Act now! Winning one person is victory."
The assistants recorded the order, and Franklin smiled and said: "Huaxia made a mistake. If there are too many people, it will be difficult to control. As long as we get a superman, we can start our journey of killing demons and break the monopoly of life treasures. He Ming is no longer unique. Give our allies this intelligence, we must unite. Give great honor to those sons of high officials and farmers, and realize true self-worth. We must do our best attitude, best service, and treat each of them as the future of Citigroup Superman, true God, universal worship and regal enjoyment! Go for it, guys!"
In the end, Franklin said viciously: "Who the hell screwed me up at this critical moment, he will spend the rest of his life in the federal deep prison! I swear by this title of elected president! With the reputation of the Jack family! Give me a good job!" , Get rid of the fucking white man's arrogant face, and act with the humble attitude of ghosts and people! Record this order, and the original words will be sent to all relevant staff."
Everyone was taken aback by the president's threat, and they all nodded solemnly. Secretary of State Delan, who was in good shape in uniform, smiled wryly. Mr. President is about to collapse. If he didn’t seize this opportunity, Citigroup is really doomed. The elites and wealth have all flowed to China. What good results are there.
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