Chapter 267 I Love to Tell the Truth
A group of beautiful anchors swarmed up, flirting with beauty tricks, asking questions in the softest and most pleasant voices, all in Chinese, some of them sounded unfamiliar, it seems that they have learned a few words on the spur of the moment, otherwise, people would I don't understand your question and what to answer.
Men all over the world in front of the TV must be very envious of He Ming, wishing to replace him. Now hold the microphone to ask questions, and then change to another stick to "ask questions", what a midnight chat.
However, He Ming's performance is very good, the absolute standard is a good gentleman, the real Liu Xiahui, but ordinary people think about having ten wives, and they have no idea of hunting for sex.
He Ming can't help it, he is not an irresponsible European and American love saint, he wears pants, hides his body and name, changes a girl every week, and his good name is freedom and fraternity.
The glamorous Le Siyu's figure is getting hotter and hotter every day. Although He Ming appreciates the hot female anchor of Citigroup more, and there are several national treasure-level beauties among the female anchors, but there is no way, one must be patriotic, so he ordered Le Siyu asked.
Le Siyu said happily: "Hello, major general. I would like to ask, what are your thoughts on tonight's practice?"
"Hmm, what do I have in mind..." He Ming thought about it, what shit idea? Do I have to think about how the water is formed before I eat and drink, and how the farmer works so hard to cultivate the land? Maybe people have mechanized agriculture!
There was nothing to say in my heart, and my mouth was nonsense, "First of all, I would like to thank the country, the people, the president, all the gentlemen and ladies in front of the TV, and the little fart-friends, thank you for providing me with this opportunity. , I will never forget the people, and I will never forget that I came from an ordinary family. I will serve you, the people, and the people of the world wholeheartedly. Thank you!"
Before he finished speaking, a lot of online video comments popped up, "Little kid and Diaosi, right? Haha!"
Le Siyu nodded and said, "It's very touching. According to a survey, more than 2.8 billion men on the Internet have asked to practice the Ha Toad Kung Fu behind me. May I ask the major general for any suggestions?"
The eyes of the men in front of the computer and TV widened suddenly, but He Ming's answer made them greet He Ming's family in thousands of languages, which was disgusting.
He Ming was serious and said: "Being a man... especially being a man, you have to rely on yourself! I believe in you, and you also believe in yourself, believe in yourself!" He clenched his fists and added with emphasis, "Believe in yourself! You can do it !" But the faint smile in the corner of the eyes on the beautiful yellow skin betrayed him deeply, he was just fooling around.
Le Siyu chuckled, and saw Chen Ziqi wink at her, indicating that the interview time was coming soon. After thinking about it, I decided to ask the second question that people around the world are most concerned about, a question that can greatly attract ratings.
Before the interview, almost all the female anchors had a questionnaire, and if He Ming selected them, they would ask questions according to the questionnaire. Because I know that time is tight and there is no time to talk nonsense, ah, the weather is really nice today or something.
Interestingly, more than 100 questionnaires from major TV stations are basically the same, and the first position is to confirm the treasure of life.
Le Siyu asked this question directly, and the ratings of Songjiang TV Station rocketed again in an instant. The director popped open the champagne ahead of time to celebrate, but everyone in that room was staring at the TV, watching He Ming's answer.
"Major General, I would like to ask an important question: It is generally believed in the world that you can obtain demon treasures after killing demons, including life treasures that can rejuvenate your youth?" After speaking, Le Siyu looked expectant, but felt in his heart, In all likelihood, He Ming will not answer this sensitive question.
However, He Ming ignored Chen Ziqi's wink, laughed, and suddenly made a gesture of flying a plane. The family members and wives in front of the TV froze for a moment and laughed, it was so funny. Most of the people around the world are also amused, what is this for?
"That's right, man, since you all know I don't like Tai Chi,
I love to tell the truth. Yes, there is still a treasure in my clothes, let me show you. Guys, friends in front of the TV, don't miss this piece of treasure when you pass by, you deserve it. Restore your youth, make you full of energy, and enjoy a better life again. "He Ming put his right hand into the short sleeve. This behavior made the women in front of the computer and TV scream, and the man was puzzled.
Women screaming are mainly from European and American countries. The occasional pectoral muscles are amazing, well developed and perfect. The man is puzzled, is there a pocket in the inner layer of the short sleeve of the abdominal muscle brother?
The next moment, everyone didn't care about this issue, because He Ming took out a shriveled object under the global live broadcast.
Immediately, more than 70% of the world's people threw themselves in front of computers and TVs, and the other 30% moved closer to computers.
Watching this treasure of life together, the photographers all came forward and took close-up shots.
It looked like a shriveled white loaf, but experienced cooks immediately recognized it as flesh and blood.
Pale, dry and ordinary, this is the treasure of life that makes people rejuvenate?
He Ming held dry bread in his left hand, raised his thumb with his right hand, and said to a row of cameras: "That's right, don't look at people as ugly. This means that ugly men are good men, and ugly things are good things. And the effect It's great, rejuvenate, stay young forever, eat delicious food, increase physical fitness, have endless energy, teeth fall out and grow back, hair grows back without lifting, and come alive again! This piece can be enjoyed by 2 people Come on, try it on the spot."
Seeing that He Ming was getting emotional, Chen Ziqi who was beside him helplessly shrugged his shoulders lightly. Afterwards, this shot was specially intercepted and made into a video. Such a leader can't afford to be hurt.
It resonated with a large number of people. In reality, they are all elite subordinates, and they are second-handed leaders.
"Just her!" On the spot experiment, all the female anchors gathered around like crazy, He Ming quickly pulled Le Siyu over, took the opportunity to touch Bai Nen's little hand, divided this life treasure into two halves, and gave it to Le Siyu, facing the camera Said: "Try it for our sexy and beautiful female anchor, it will be effective immediately. Eat it! Don't change the channel next, watch the miracle moment!" Whoever changes the channel at this time, there is no advertisement.
Without further ado, Le Siyu opened his sexy mouth and swallowed this life treasure in one gulp. His heart beat violently, and his plump breasts rose and fell, making the men in front of the TV keep their eyes on it. Women are so envious that their eyes are green. This vixen will remain young forever and become more beautiful. Is there any way for us to survive?
My abs are weak!
He Ming is really awesome! Le Siyu is very grateful to He Ming. This guy not only broke the news every time, but also gave her life treasures. In the past few years, she has turned into a cosmetic beauty in order to make a show, and her health is not very good. Looking forward to the treasure ! ! It works! !
Le Siyu's eyes brightened up, and his whole person's spirit suddenly became stronger. Needless to say, just by looking at this kind of spirit, it is absolutely effective.
It really is a treasure of life! The whole world was in an uproar. Despite the promotion of major countries, except for the backward places, almost everyone in the African primitive society and modern society knows the existence of the treasure of life.
Because the chairman and other senior leaders can no longer hide it, you are so strong, you show off on TV all day long, parade everywhere, your arms are thicker than soldiers. You still pretend to be an old man, you? Think you're a Transformer.
Especially Jin Yuecheng, who bares his strong arms all day long, domestic propaganda has become a god descending to save the world, unite China, and overthrow European and American hegemony!
However, the impact of witnessing is really too great. This is one of the ultimate dreams of human beings, eternal youth and endless vitality. If they know that they will have eternal life after death, and enjoy it so much, they will probably hate He Ming right away, it’s too hateful, let me suffer for so many years in the world of living people!
He Ming is not very satisfied, although Le Siyu seems to be so bright and moving from black and white paintings to color paintings, one of He Ming's roommates Liu Chuanfeng in front of the TV has already unbuttoned his pants...Looking around among the rich and wealthy onlookers, They all try their best to express themselves, just like the first-grade elementary school students in Huaxia eager for the teacher to call their names and make themselves show off.
Clever as a millionaire, they instantly guessed what He Ming was thinking. He wanted to find an owner for the remaining piece of life treasure!
When He Ming saw a bald old man, he immediately smiled, Chinese? Xiangjiang Regal? Hurry over, embrace the old man and walk to the camera, put another treasure of life into the hand of the bald old man, and said to the camera: "Now is the moment of the miracle, Miss Le Siyu is too young, the treasure has little effect on her. Look at this old man. Hey, eat so quickly? Well, look at the miracle, the bald head grows hair, and the Chinese people become devils? You, why are you a devil?"
Just finished speaking, He Ming's forehead was covered with cold sweat, and he forced a smile to the camera: "Dear ghosts and friends, don't worry, in China, ghosts are your respectful title. Take a look, the old man's bald head I've grown my hair, and I'm half my age!" People all over the world don't pay attention to He Ming's acting skills at this moment, and they are stunned from the northern hemisphere to the southern hemisphere. The middle-aged man, even his bald head, grows tiny black hair at a speed visible to the naked eye, truly rejuvenating his old age!
The old facial features became full of vitality, and the skin suddenly plumped up, so He Ming recognized it at a glance, it was a ghost and a human!
It's really frustrating that the treasure of life was given to the wrong person. Chen Ziqi hurried out to save the chief, and said to the camera: "It's time, we're about to start practicing, thank you everyone. Please return to your respective positions. Thank you!"
"Goodbye, see you tomorrow." He Ming waved his hand and smiled, walked aside, and said depressedly: "What's the matter, isn't that old man the old rich people in Xiangjiang? That old man wants to play young models, so he came a lot?"
Chen Ziqi took out his phone and asked, "He is indeed a ghost and a man. The ghost and the government arranged for him to come in. His name is Xiaoye Erlang, and he is a chef."
He Ming asked in shock: "A chef? The ghost and the government are so generous, they actually give a precious quota to a chef?"
Chen Ziqi said: "Chief, this is the scary thing about ghosts and people. Precious resources are given priority to the social elite. The old man is the god of sushi, and he is an elite who is particularly good at making sushi. You can look at ghosts and people, most of them It’s all social elites. It’s not about power and wealth.”
He Ming glanced around the ghosts and the team, and he couldn't tell that they were elites, but some were athletes for sure. "I really admire that officials don't compete for places, but instead send talents here to practice Ha Toad Kungfu. In this case, I will send some life treasures to Li Chaoren and other elites later. Ah, I was wrong, I said that I have life Give the treasure to the Supermen!"
Chen Ziqi was shocked when he heard the words, and said anxiously: "Chief, do you still have treasures? You kept saying that you have no treasures of life a few hours ago. You can't hide your secrets. The country's demand is too great. The situation at home and abroad is already very dangerous. Some people can't get treasures, so they don't hesitate to start wars."
"Who is afraid of who in a war? I'll be the first to go, let me break the Citibank Federal Bank, it only takes ten minutes, and the work is done perfectly!" Seeing Chen Ziqi's face getting more and more bitter, He Ming smiled and said: "I don't have any high-end goods anymore. , only some low-level goods, you want?"
Chen Ziqi's face was full of joy, and he nodded quickly: "Chief, I don't want it, but the country needs it too much. As long as there are life treasures, as many as you want! Where did you put it, Chief?" He looked at He Ming as he spoke, and really admired him Can put life treasure in short sleeves.
"I'll leave it to you after the practice." He Ming walked towards the practice team, and a large number of staff moved quickly, and today's practice began.
He Ming suddenly discovered a serious problem, that's right, the inner alchemy has been digested by the star core, what power is used to stimulate it, the scarlet ray? Just kidding, there is no substance on the earth that can block a light blow, and a mortal will be cut in half directly, and no surgery can save him.
As soon as He Ming rolled his eyes, let's try it with the real fire of the sun. He started from devils. He didn't expect the real fire of the sun to be the ultimate tonic for mortals. The real fire of life, which is stronger than the treasure of life, is not only more He quickly succeeded in Hama Gong, and his physique has been greatly enhanced, so he has become younger. The ghost and the man were all dumbfounded, admiring their strong bodies, and bowed 90 degrees quickly after they all succeeded.
"Big He Sang, I'm very grateful."
He Ming pretended to be too busy with time and his neck was sore, he quickly accepted the 90-degree bow of the "Tailords" with his head held high, and waved his hands arrogantly. "Ghost Sang, you're welcome, you are very good, please work hard."
I said in my heart: "It's cheap for you little devils, you are enjoying my new magical power for the first time. But it's also good, you perverts are getting stronger, please hurry up and make more love action movies to entertain the people of the earth. Because soon, Huaxia The soldiers want Chen Bing to help the four islands and stage a lively love action movie with all the wives and daughters."
PS: The second update, please collect and recommend.