Chapter 1796 Heaven and Earth Xuanhuang (2)
"Hey, handsome, am I pretty? If you answer pretty, please take off your panties and lend me them as a bra, please?"
The most beautiful golden flower, which is far more beautiful than reality, still speaks very sweetly and movingly in such a posture.
It's just that Chen Wu knows that he has become "Zhuge Liang" even if he doesn't look at his face.
Breasts are too "cute", especially with such an action, when the beauty exceeds a level, or the hormone exceeds a level, some sexual crimes will come out.
But Chen Wu is no longer the first brother, so he just laughed a few times. If he really wants to give up his underwear to serve the people, he is really a pig brother.
At this moment, all the team members are arriving one after another. All the girls wear a pair of underwear or hot pants, but don’t count on the upper body, you can only cover it with your hands. It seems that the atmosphere is like the filming of a top-level actor-level love action movie, but the same is true. Baokoutie, who practiced spiritual world for the first time, not only got a pair of sports shorts, but also a T-shirt——
Although they are all very distinctive European medieval style, that is, the level of production in the Middle Ages, they are like marijuana materials.
But it must be the top medieval ready-to-wear, because there is no era of industrialization, and almost all the clothes in the world except China are messy. The reason why there are no jeans, or suits, etc., etc. in ancient clothes is completely because the level of clothing is not enough arrive.
For example, the kimono of Little Japan is a piece of cloth or several pieces of cloth. The clothes of ancient people like Smecta directly cover the lower body and ignore the upper body. After all, the level of clothing is far from enough. In the 1970s After the sewing machine, one of the "three major pieces", entered thousands of households, many hanging silk from the 1970s had new clothes to wear.
Before liberation, ordinary people could wear a few pieces of homemade cloth directly by sewing them together, basically the same level as modern burlap sacks. A family without women is a sack-level garment maker.
besides. Baokou Tie actually obtained a material that looks like a shovel, which is an extremely precious iron item for the soul!
However, the shape is sympathetic, and the length of the smooth wooden pole is only about 50 centimeters. If you want to, you can replace it with a piece of wood, but the shovel is only at the level of the cave primitive. Thick, sharp, and messy.
Well, Chen Wu prefers to think that this is an oversized short spear.
If only it could, kill.
The importance of spiritual items is very, very important, because good equipment is equivalent to traveling through time and space in reality... For example, suppose you have a minute to travel to the Three Kingdoms and fight Lu Bu one-on-one.
It’s better for you to have a bottle of Master Kong’s drink than nothing, at least you can buy Master Lu Bu a drink, and then die without regret——I’m the man who drank Master Kong with Lu Bu (I asked Lu Bu to drink the noble beverage brand of Master Kong’s black tea Man!)
However, when he saw Baokou Tie walking complacently, Chen Wu was slightly surprised again. He saw that Baokou Tie, who should be taller than himself, was not as strong and well-developed as himself. But it is very, very fierce, full of the muscular aesthetics of a god of sports.
This is recognized as the best muscle, there should be no one.
The "Dark King" figure is this type of muscle when he takes off his clothes, but in reality, it is difficult for Superman to achieve it no matter how he exercises, unless he uses huge efforts or has a huge impact on strength.
Of course, Brother Abs can create the figure of a dark king, but Superman is more Superman. Always want an "unrivaled" level of good body.
That is to say, to reach the standard like the one in front of you—it seems that the spiritual world can also be eye-opening.
It seems that Baokou Iron loves sports, and this is the best image of oneself in the heart.
Chen Wu understood right away, and this is also an important incentive for spiritual practice. Because people are constantly pursuing perfection, if one day they can see the so-called perfection, they will definitely love it and work hard to pursue it.
Of course it is changed to be in the spiritual world!
"Okay, let's assemble. Let's distribute the supplies first, okay? Wow, it seems that Superman really has a reward."
The beautiful captain was talking, and Chen Wu felt that there was something extra on his body. I took a closer look and it turned out to be a Japanese bosozoku-style hooded windbreaker. It is a pity that it was of the beggar class, and it was at least 50 years ago, because Japanese beggars in 50 years would not want this kind of coat. Bosozoku style hooded trench coat.
It's not enough to hang up the sky. Rather, it is better to find a thick sack to cover the body, and it must be full of charm to start with.
Because this windbreaker seems to have survived World War II first. From the start of the war to the surrender of Little Japan, hundreds of owners have been changed, and they all died, so there must be more holes left, and then travel through time and space. In the Warring States period of Japan, I served dozens of masters again, and they were all dead, hacked to death by samurai swords, so in this way, wearing such a hooded windbreaker on the body is really a beggar in the clothes, Hong Qigong beats a dog Brand Diamond Limited Edition.
But this dress is very enviable, but Chen Wu only wore it for three seconds, because it immediately became his girlfriend's "top".
Fortunately, the clothing area around the two football-sized white rabbits is still trustworthy, but it is necessary to appreciate the hole-like career line that any godfather would kneel and lick—look, what a big chest and a brain What a daughter!
The iron-coated T-shirt was also taken away by his girlfriend, and he immediately showed off his figure to the fullest, making homosexuals go crazy, and he definitely couldn't forcefully open other people's chrysanthemums.
Captain America clapped her hands and said, "Gentlemen and ladies, time is precious, let's go."
That's it, the materials have been allocated, and there were only so many in the past.
A group of people moved forward, and saw that they seemed to be very far away from the target, but they just moved, but the distance was less than a hundred meters, and it suddenly felt as exaggerated as approaching a million meters.
The captain of the American beauty smiled slightly: "Don't be nervous, this is the spiritual world, we are actually very close to the entrance. And if we want, we can fly, and our spiritual fire will appear on the forehead, which can be like... Brother Abdominal It's like grabbing our heads and moving forward. That's fast. But it's better not to do it, because it wastes very precious mental and physical energy."
look around. Everyone, Chen Wu also saw a lot of "players" who had just come in, and the team that was so perfect that it was far away from him, which looked like a team of gods, was actually a standard rookie team.
And those "players"—that is, practitioners, generally wear black armor clothes that are far better than the outer clothes, like the future version of The Matrix.
Don't need to listen to the envious introduction of the beautiful captain, Chen Wu also knows that this is caused by low-level manufacturing techniques, such as using spiritual matter to create equipment. Because of the poor technique, it became a failed black.
What about the successful ones?
As cool as the little sun god? O'Brien. O'Brien is not the popular online game of the old era, but the top-level two-handed sword of the antique "World of Warcraft" in the new era, like a yellow-green mouse with its limbs opened and smashed.
Nor is it a well-known daemon in an ancient religious text.
In the practice of the spiritual world, it is the super demon god that kills the above two in seconds.
And little Sun God, little Christ, little Alexander. Little Tathagata... Wait, wait, this is a very difficult and very complicated knowledge, which can be simply called the art of "real name", but the real name in the spiritual world is not the real name in the real world.
In the simplest way of thinking, it can be considered that it is a screen name for bragging on the Internet, such as being so handsome that he alarmed the Party Central Committee-in fact, he is so ugly that he can't find a Fengjie-level girlfriend. That's all.
And some like the sun god, especially the real name of Brother Abdominal, must not be used if you want to use it. It seems that this is the real name of Brother Abdominal, but it is perfectly fine to name God, or Jehovah, because...the real name has a feature. Abdominal Brother, He Ming, his real name comes out to be Abdominal Brother and He Ming, because this is the most standard understanding of real name, he was originally this name and this famous nickname.
But if you say the translated "Brother Abs" in other cosmic languages, it will be unreliable, because a certain cosmic race may be translated into Chinese as "a pile of shit". Those poor aliens desperately worship "a piece of shit" and believe that this shit will not give them the love of abs brother.
In the same way, the names of God, Jehovah, etc. should be understood from their real real names. You think people are called God and Jehovah. In fact, it's completely nonsense.
And the reason why it looks like a little sun god? O'Brien is so cool. I saw some ace teams flying past, some of which were only a few, but all of them were awesome. First of all, the equipment turned out to be a huge armor with a very sci-fi style. There is a super-advanced force aesthetics flowing, flying like in light and shadow, with a full-fledged technological armored god, or demon god aesthetics.
Before these images, brother abs, well, the standard country bumpkin among the small bums in Songjiang, the magic capital of the earth.
It can be understood as Du Yuesheng who just came to Shanghai and didn't wear shoes.
There is also a strange flat sports car full of magical charm actually running in the sky, or running over like a three-dimensional space. It's like a picture of all car components, but brought to life. There are also indescribable and exquisite colors, but they are mainly black, white, red, orange, yellow and green.
Surely it's not just a sports car, but a vehicle that can travel through the spiritual world, right?
In fact, this is one of the small functions, because some means of transportation in the spiritual world are now worth hundreds of trillions of RMB, which is equivalent to the price of superman quotas and high-level life essence.
There are too many functions, as many as one adventure, or one transportation, in the real world of a day, at least trillions of yuan can be recorded in the account.
The owner of a sports car of this level in front of me is just a pony in the spiritual world of a member of the Abdomos family. Is it really a member of the Abos family who is out to take risks?
You can imagine God descending.
"Can we be friends with local tyrants?" No wonder this desire is still so popular from the old days to now. Looking at others and looking at yourself, it's really admirable. Chen Wu shrugged, it's fate.
"Don't be too envious, do our thing well."
The captain of the beautiful woman took the lead, and everyone entered the entrance of the spiritual wall, as if they had entered a crowded square, and the behavior of the local tyrants just now was more and more, and it can even be seen everywhere, many local tyrants are here wholeheartedly showing off their best The most perfect image——God, I really have a brain problem, but if you look at people from primary school to junior high school students, then you can understand it, right?
The reason why some elementary school students made fortunes so quickly was definitely not the natural protagonists who took risks in the spiritual world. It's just that I won a lot of prizes, and then exchanged or bought these things.
Parents and family members fully agree that transactions worth hundreds of trillions of RMB, or even tens of thousands of trillions of RMB, are completed in the hands of elementary school sons or daughters. First of all, everything is completely free, and then the wealth is completely controlled by the children. In the end, the child is so fucking awesome, trading items in the spiritual world, this is a very successful investment-successful to the best stock or crazy emerald, everything else is not worth mentioning, if a spiritual item is worth one hundred trillion yuan , then overnight, it even skyrocketed by 50 trillion yuan!
Of course the last downright stupid payer. Who else but dear "Mystery Man"?
It’s just that, in his personal Weibo one after another, he hinted that it’s better to hold this kind of transaction for a long time-fuck it, I’m taking the good things of the tree of shadows to the earth to serve the people , you actually sold it at a garbage price and you are extremely proud!
Please look at the historical transactions—oh, people on earth cannot see the historical transactions of the universe, that is, they cannot see the original value of one hundred trillion commodities. It will become a product that doubles 10,000 times...
Baokoutie looked at the shovel in his hand, then at the perfect sharp weapon of a successful adventurer, and sighed, "Depressed, it feels like a rookie entering a virtual game."
The beautiful Captain America turned around and said: "This is not a game, you have to be serious."
"Okay." Baokou Tie shrugged his super athletic figure, which was so cool. In reality, physical exercise should change from one hour a day to two hours.
Although some supermen in the European and American world, it takes a lot of time to get the effect after exercising day by day.
Every day is a day to exercise all the time.
Eat, drink, and shit? That's right, I'm also exercising, this is Superman.
Immediately after walking into the wall of the mind, I was surprised again, only to see that there are impossibly high walls on both sides of the passage. Although it actually looks like the height of a skyscraper, the feeling of moving in the passage is completely different.
Baokou's iron girlfriend Pearl said: "Captain, what is our adventure?"
"Everything is random."
As soon as the voice fell, the captain had disappeared. Everyone was about to worry, but every one of you disappeared in an instant.
...
The frightened mood disappeared before it diffused, and in an inexplicable feeling of completeness, Chen Wu knew that he had finally started an adventure in the spiritual world.
Then he looked up and saw that the sky was yellow. The earth is also yellow, and it is the first time in my life that the sky is so big and the earth is so big.
He couldn't help but walked up a relatively high hill, looked around, and suddenly felt as if there were only sixteen of them in a land of several million square kilometers. Adventurers in the spiritual world who come from the earth's "extraordinary" life level and "superhuman" life level are also practitioners.
Baokou Tie also followed Chen Wu up, looking around, his mouth gradually opened:
"This is the adventure of the spiritual world? OK, shall we fly away first, then find the mission, and then take an adventure like Journey to the West?"
The female captain of the United States sat on the ground and said: "No, we have to feed our stomachs first. Well, follow the plan everyone has seen. I am in charge of the overall situation, the man looks for food, and the two supermen are ready for heavy physical work at any time. The girls are now sitting down and resting."
"...Okay. The spirit of serving the people always pursues..." Baokou Tie shrugged and wanted to show his eloquence and figure.
The female captain of the United States interrupted mercilessly: "Sir, although you are a superman, you still need to save energy. Go to work!"
"Work?" Chen Wu didn't leave, and looked around with his eyesight, but he failed, "Oh, shit, I don't have my superhuman sensory conditions in mind."
"But you have ten times the psychophysical energy, and a very powerful psychophysical physical ability."
Lightning Ball finished speaking to Chen Wu under the hill, and then he started to work.
Chen Wu also joined in the work, and all the beauties and goddess-level girls were still looking at us.
"Oh shit, this is soy land, we've hit the 'jackpot'!"
In just one minute, Baokou Tie screamed. The land of soybeans, as the name suggests, is like a field full of soybeans, but this kind of soybeans should not have too high hopes, and then survival here is impossible to exert superhuman spiritual power. Finally The terrible thing is that such areas are generally very large, not to mention that there is no civilization, and it is even more difficult to capture creatures.
So in the land of soybeans, you must first fight with plants and practice on plants—what, you don’t understand? Come on, it's time to hone your mind as a farmer!
Why are Chinese people so smart? Because most of the Chinese people are peasants - the time traveler with the failure attribute fooled the Chinese peasants immediately after transmigrating, they are really crazy!
Not only that, Chen Wu found a piece of extremely dry land, spreading endlessly, with weeds and some yellow, unnamed low plants on the earth, which also belonged to the weeds of Goubuli on earth, there must be nothing "Edible" value.
He lay down on the ground and looked at the slits that were dry and cracked the ground. At first he had nothing, and then he saw some dark and dangerous things, and suddenly felt a slight nervousness, but the next moment he was patted on the shoulder , At the same time a voice sounded: "Have you forgotten not to do dangerous behavior alone? Don't stare at the dark and dark age things, we are outsiders, we are predators, we should try to avoid exposure."
Looking back it was Captain Big Beauty who tapped him on the shoulder and pulled him back from the inexplicable thing in the slit.
The task of the beautiful captain is not easy. She is a crucial supervisor. She doesn't need to do any work, but she needs to spot more dangerous behaviors at any time.
For example, just now when Chen Wu felt nervous, a vague gray smoke flowed from his body that he couldn't see.
Such things can be said to be signs of accidental use of precious psychic energy-a common sense that is extremely familiar in many, many American blockbuster games set in the psychic world.
Taking risks in the spiritual world, mental and physical strength is also the strength of the spiritual power you have in reality, which is very important, and it is very difficult to recover, because in the spiritual world, a hundred years is only equal to one hundred seconds outside, and outside How much recovery can be performed in a hundred seconds?
Do you consider yourself the resilience of the abs brother?
Therefore, mental and physical fitness must be extremely valued and valued. Resting in the spiritual world is still eating, which cannot restore physical fitness at all. It just satisfies the rules of the game in the spiritual world—if you are a monkey in a world but don’t eat, you will be exposed immediately. Now, what happens once exposed?
Well, it's like Sun Wukong's classmate, who used to be the king of the mountain so happy, but later became a gold medalist of Mr. Fly.
That's the fate of not being low-key!
...
After some hard work, about ten minutes on the surface of the earth, there was a pile of all the nearby materials in front of everyone, in fact, there were only three pieces in total.
Soybeans like soybeans.
Soybean stalks like soy bean stalks.
A stone like a stone.
"Damn, move quickly."
Captain America, a female, a beautiful woman, yelled a curse, what a hell, even the source of water was not found!
"Wow, that's interesting." Baokou Tie became excited, he had already thought of accidents due to movement, and accidents are success events and trophies.
Xtep is to move!
Well, he's so poor that he doesn't even have socks on!
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