Chapter 1790 Sao Nian's First Spiritual Adventure (1)
"Okay, students, life is beautiful and time flies. That's all for today's first part of the history of the New Babylonian Kingdom, get out of class is over now."
This beauty-level female history teacher from the Persian Kingdom in the Middle East finished another class.
She is a beautiful woman with a foreign flavor. Although her lecture style is inexplicable-in fact, she is even more talented than a native of the country even though she is a foreigner. This is really unacceptable! So "inexplicable" - Wen Qing's conversation.
Other "stupid asses" (whose IQ is very weak and their crotch brother is billions of mighty are known as stupid asses) domestic students will not appreciate it. It doesn't matter if you quickly move your eyes down to your chest and you will see Superman, who can't grasp it with one hand One of the two body parts, or either, any student who believes in any "jackass" attribute, male, will listen carefully and then feel stuck for three days - never put up with the popular card that the fool jacked up The idiot's wailing and howling, and the "popular hit" of the dead at home.
Unless he is Jay Chou.
Because Uranus takes all. Otherwise, it is not the king of heaven. From the Far East to the whole world, there is only one king, Jay Chou. Tian Wang Dehua is too old to be able to sing the style of hanging fried days that idiots love; Tian Wang Rong is not understood by the new idiots because the performing arts are too elegant.
And when the female teacher is teaching, if the body moves a little, the appreciation index will be more joyful.
There is no need to introduce other killer skills, the classroom is sacred. Explain slightly, such as when turning around, especially from the back of the classroom, and then walk up. In the sound of lectures that have been going around for three days, the best plot or material of Ultimate Spring Dream is being expressed, sexy, elegant, noble, twisted expression.
But school is sacred. The classroom is even more sacred, Sao Nian, please don't be profane.
I think it's fine, it's really weak, the female teacher's signature skill of the typical person brand in the Kingdom of Persia is: sweet and touching smile.
From pushing the door to pushing the door, from entering to leaving, her smile is always there.
In the old days, those fake smiles or smiles that often couldn't help but put on the special acting skills of "godfather~" are no longer sweet and moving. After the current comparison, it can only be a smirk on the painted skin of the hypocritical and scheming girl who was ruthlessly eliminated by history.
Going to act in ghost movies must have a bright future and no longer need the support of godfather.
There is also a pair of top-level green jewel-like eyes, as long as you stare at it for more than three seconds, you will understand idioms such as "fantastic", "overconfident", "color imparts soul and harmony".
Of course, it can also be described as "green eyes of love".
Or "Love comes with green eyes." "I'm in love with a pair of green eyes".
all in all. This outstanding motherland is yet to be built, but she came to the world's strongest hegemony country to serve the people. The only legal reward is a female history teacher who needs millions of RMB a month. He is more fluent than a native of the capital of China in one of the most difficult languages on earth: Standard Mandarin. - Others with the same difficulty are other unofficial languages that also belong to this country.
She uses the "hardware" with a beautiful voice, appearance and figure to give lectures, and helps students stop skipping classes and maximize their attention on themselves and the teachers who spread knowledge.
Teacher: Female.
comparing. It's really embarrassing to death of those "school characters" who dared to become "goddesses" in the old days with big pie faces, artificial noses or flat chests and fake smiles.
Really overwhelmed.
...
The students are so outstanding but among all the teachers. Female, the teacher who is still worthy of "distressed" got up and bowed:
"Thank you teacher."
The latest name of the female history teacher is Irina, because she is already beautiful, especially her eyes. In the new era, she was dug from a hillbilly school in the Kingdom of Persia, because teaching the history of the Middle East, the master must use the original juice The original native is, of course, a beautiful female teacher. After practicing Ha Toad Kung Fu, it will be even more serious. It's best to control your little brother and don't be too stunned.
Because she is a teacher!
And just came to the first day of the great ab muscle school. Beloved green-eyed person? Elena has absolutely despaired of mosquitoes, so the mosquitoes in the Middle East are not good for human beings, or the thick attire that has never enjoyed the sweet taste of human blood has become so charming that it is beyond self-sufficiency to pursue. The plethora of uniforms seduces the performers, expressing masterful style.
There is also the exotic style of Persia in the Middle East-what. You can't understand my hint? So "Persian cat" can remind you of cats like this?
She nodded with a sweet smile, and then twisted the extremely hot, extraordinary punctuality under the black dress, anyway, all men are willing. The asses of my friends and I, who have worked so hard, moved a pair of gray silk clothes. The slender and attractive legs of Baba's supermodel show went out.
That's the end of a class, and to be honest, this turn alone is the perfect sexy ending.
Honestly for some guys, "Whoa, is this over?"
Chen Wu is one of them. He has never been a student with a little bit of excellence, that is, a student who has a slight connection with excellence.
Young but not a virgin, he stretched out the strong fingers of the old era that could make the Russian wrist king kneel, lick and cry bitterly and rub his brows. He is so boring that he doesn’t know what use it is in society. His superhuman IQ feels completely listening to the history class of the Middle East. Understood, although the female history teacher who was too big in the past occasionally used the etiquette and language customs of the New Babylonian Kingdom to give lectures - no need for archaeology, just watch the first demon game to get the whole moving and completely correct human history.
Archaeologists and history professors love "demons" to death. Their students and assistants are madly loving.
And during the class, Chen Wu kept using the tablet to play the newest demon, the "Dungeons and Dragons whose life is as thin as paper".
However, the superhuman mind is so wonderful that it can completely multitask, and the intelligence ability is too scary and too open: open a book and scan it, and ordinary humans can only absorb knowledge of a few words or sentences. It takes hard work to remember.
For example, Xueba worked hard to improve during the time when he was in a hurry to show off in the years of Diaosi Sao - he can proudly say that many years later. I am born to be useful, and a top student is a top student!
In fact, in order to remember a piece of knowledge that is less nutritious than dog shit, he would like to eat a hundred yuan of fresh, hot and absolutely delicious dog shit!
Domestic dogs and stray dogs who believe that living conditions have improved and no longer covet human feces will definitely serve loyally.
And Superman has thousands of words at a glance, so that Superman's textbook is very large. And it exceeds the effect of the duplicator. Just see it and remember it forever.
Chen Wu is already a standard Superman now, but he has just become an official Superman for only one day, to be precise, it is less than a day, because he officially became a Superman at around seven or eight o'clock last night-I haven't seen him for many days last night... Of course, because the time on Earth has changed, one day on Earth is almost equal to one day in the demon world.
That is to say, in the past, only three days had passed since Brother Abdominal spent a month on Earth in the Demon World, and now he spent the same month on Earth in the Devil World, and he missed Brother Abdominal's new gift for one month.
Last night, after a long time, God said that the ab muscle brother who said "the adventure has just returned" started to serve the people again, and this time the technology and materials have all reached the best level.
Therefore, from Chen Wu to all the newly manufactured or processed people have all become the latest enhanced version of superhuman beings.
This is the best enhanced version ever. Of course I don't know the future history.
The effect of some girls turning from mortal to superhuman is so good that it triggers the screams of women all over the world and the rush of men all over the world.
The same effect is: toilet paper is sold out again.
It's really lucky, not only that, Chen Wu later joined the superhuman qq group of the lucky ones at that time, or was made into a superhuman contact network at the same time. There is a lot of information in it. If you give it a little more power, you can continue to progress to the power of the King of Superman, because this enhanced version can almost break through to the power of the King of Superman by a little bit.
In fact, there have been supermen who continue to consume life essence treasures, high-level life essence treasures, or are really talented. Success in one fell swoop. Inspired "some" energy flow - well, at least it's like the protagonists of the Prototype game are gliding in the blue sky.
There have been 10 generations of massacre prototype games in the new era, and a version is released every three months on average. So the protagonists' gliding is not the first generation of country bumpkins who have never seen the world.
But get your pockets ready first, because that quasi-King of Superman idiot is doomed to pay for a lot of public and private property damage.
But now that Chen Wu hasn't gotten used to it, the world in his eyes is so clear and bright that he is very moved. Although he can't see it, he can't find a Mr. Fly's genitals. How evocatively colored a flower can be seen in its pollen grains. As big and beautiful as the moon!
Seen in the world, color has never been better. Everything is never real. Well, there are actually quite a few families of nose-point mites that Hama Gong masters have not killed. They have never been counted and cannot be counted.
Many times Chen Wu wanted to suggest to those lazy idiots to use some completely efficient blackhead cleaning products, okay?
It's not the old days of high myopia super low vision sir. Civilization begins by exterminating the mites on its own nose.
Of course, you can’t see it on women, but those are female students or teachers who have practiced the female “Toad Art”. Other women are very sorry. No matter how efficient and various related products are, they cannot conquer the mites with vast ambitions. Wait for parasites.
get out of class is over, Chen Wu looks at himself, this is the reason why a narcissist or an elegant young superman gentleman is always respected or self-cultivation.
He was dressed in a gentleman's attire in a European aristocratic style. Extremely excellent new materials, tailor-made gentle and elegant style, but he seems to be a very strong type, so his temperament has become mainly strength and wildness.
In the old days, well, this young man is already the future of mankind——he's amazing, completely incomparable, all the novels of street stall literature combined... the great real man.
why?
A beautiful person not only has youth, but also has been successful from the mother's womb.
Not surprisingly in this classroom, though. No surprises. All the classmates have become superhuman beings except for one unlucky guy - he didn't get on the train with his classmates and left, he insisted on doing private activities - but afterward he sprayed those new public intellectuals on the Internet to death, fuck your paralyzed democracy and freedom!
Classmates also became Superman. The same version as Chen Wu, with a grand release date. Now this class has become a scene of girls with goddess-level super long legs and boys with tall horses and big muscles.
Like the classroom of the gods, I believe that the mortal version of Kobe will feel ashamed if he comes to school here. Fortunately, he is black, and it doesn't matter if he blushes or not.
why? Because he is too weak, he is the god of war Kobe-yes. Just the god of war in the mortal world.
Although he is only a junior high school student, his figure and physical fitness are not much different from those of high school students and college students, but he still retains the "pure" and "sexy style" of a junior high school student.
And Chen Wu's latest physical fitness. The two main attributes are the height of 192 cm. Weight 0.8 metric tons.
The height is here, among the boys, they are only tall and big, not the "Pride of Heaven" level-of course, prejudicers can say that they are at the level of jungle gorilla.
The weight is even more normal. Regardless of the 0.8 metric ton, the real weight in full combat mode must be even more astonishing.
At least everyone knows that brother abs can crush the earth with one butt!
Cosmic parlance is the solar system!
Fans say it's the Milky Way!
Die-hard fan parlance is universe!
Flattery is everything. Even my abs brother is afraid of his real weight!
Take a thirty-minute break after class. Because now the earth time is 30 hours a day, and the time in the underground world is still more.
As soon as the first minute started, the classroom became noisy, but it can be seen that the local students in the country are different from the international students. The latter are also doing various other studies or work during the get out of class time. Needless to say, the class time has to be decided. At least tens of billions of yuan in transactions, or kneeling and licking a "noble person" who can bring in tens of billions of yuan in transactions.
If it is not strictly forbidden for students to beg in the Abdominal Academy. I believe that the little Japanese student has no bones.
Bao Kou Tie, who had already applied and became Chen Wuxin's tablemate, also woke up within this minute, although he did not sleep of course. He claims to be of high quality and the best among others, but he just played a devil game too much.
He has successfully adapted to everything, and it is the superhuman strength after further "processing" by Brother Abs. At this moment, he made a very amazing yawn that could swallow a basketball, and then tears burst out of his eyes coming.
It's just very clear tears coming out of eyes that are more clear and bright like gems.
Ordinary human tears have complex ingredients, such as blood. Although the composition of tears without Superman is more complicated, the tears are also perfect. To perform a super high-definition version of an idol drama, it is a man and woman who are evil and real tears.
Baokou Tie was dressed in a bright yellow Superman costume, he was far taller than Chen Wuren, his arms were muscular, but he was almost the same, he casually picked out his ears and said: "Ah, it's almost noon, I'm hungry, let's go eat something ?Life lies in eating, and if you don’t eat, you will definitely starve to death. Wow, the superhuman mind makes me appreciate my talent. Postdoctoral fellows in primary school Chinese use their talents.”
The students were very free, and thirty minutes was enough for Superman to eat and drink.
Chen Wugang wanted to speak, but all of a sudden, although he didn't see it, the "sense" arrived, all kinds of mysterious sensations. Superman has tens of millions of senses and senses.
Now he gets an acting opportunity. For example, a person with a little eloquence can be used to pick up girls. When a girl comes over, he turns his head affectionately and says more affectionately: "I can hear your footsteps among a thousand people, because the other nine hundred and ninety-nine people are all Passing by, you are the one in my life. Your footsteps walk on my heart."
Or, after smelling that scent, at the same moment as above, he took out the moving expression of Hollywood actor Al Pacino and said affectionately:
"Scent of a woman, sweetheart, honey, you come into my life with a fragrance that pours the whole world. I am intoxicated by you."
Chen Wu couldn't do it, so he immediately turned his head to look at the door of the classroom, and saw a stunning goddess-level girl walking in and out of the people, and she was also a level 10 stunning goddess in the beauty evaluation manual of Brother Abbas Academy.
She is a standard Thai doll girl, but she is at least 1.75 meters long and tall, and the super slender white legs under the beige skirt are super punctual at the moment, and finally there is a low-cut white rabbit that Superman can't grasp with one hand...
And unlike the female history teacher Irene or other female teachers, she wore a low-cut Korean-style beige cotton dress, so she could see the outlines of some big white rabbits and evaluate them easily Out of a completely overwhelmed relative scale, the last doll girl is probably bed-grade.
Peerless.
"Wow, you're so hot that I'm starting to worry about your health, especially the girlfriend who has a healthy urinary system."
Bao Koutie said with a lewd smile, and then saw that this Thai doll actually had an unusually perfect facial features, but a girl with a pure style came straight over and sat on Chen Wu's godlike, perfect, strong, slender thighs that would not have existed in the old days, and The intimacy of the two made Baokou Tie immediately able to confirm that if they get along privately, the girl will give a fragrant kiss and then kiss all the way down, and then offer a kind of art of blowing bombs in the excellent tradition of the Thai people-Thailand is definitely not It's just a shemale, and women's mistakes are even more astonishing.
The reason why Baokou Tie can be confirmed is that this is how he enjoys life!
He is a veritable young man.
ps: the first update. (To be continued..)