Chapter 1802 Heart Fever
The second generation of the abs brothers are nothing more than insignificant forwards. The whole world began to rise due to unknown reasons, just like falling into a nightmare-like rapid sinking just now. After rising, this rookie team discovered The visual angle becomes like the vision of standing on a peak under the moonlight, and the infinite mountains around are the spiritual world.
And the endless and various adventure teams on these "mountains" are actually attacking countless spiritual worlds in a way of direct plundering. This is an invasion rather than an adventure or practice.
The rookie team seemed to be standing at a special crossroads, and then saw all the wars in a universe, all the unimaginable wars and the super powerful and extremely mysterious forces that had never been seen before.
Many, many are like bright meteors. They seem to be slow, but they are actually extremely fast. It is equivalent to seeing a huge celestial body falling on the earth or a huge alien ship coming to the earth in some of the latest American blockbusters. It seems to be very slow, but there is no way to do it, and the moving speed is already supersonic.
An inexplicable force grabbed all the members of the rookie team one by one, threw them directly from the spiritual world like a mountain peak, and then entered an ancient and inexplicable ancient navigating ship that looked like a huge starship, like a thick Sailing out of the fog is a very old but very complete, even called a magnificent and luxurious ancient ship.
It landed directly on the deck as big as a huge square, and the next moment it was like playing a virtual game to refresh, a large wave of figures were refreshed-in fact, this is the welcome that my heart needs to accept, which is equal to ** open your eyes.
On the huge square, there are various figures, as if they have come to the entrance before the adventure.
Baokou Tiedong looked around in amazement and said: "What's the matter? Where have we come? Why are the people here all adventurers. And is the second generation of the ab muscle brother just an illusion?"
The captain of the big beauty said excitedly: "God, we are really going to get rich. That's right. The second generation of the ab muscle brother just now is not an illusion, and they all took the adventure in the flesh."
Bao Kou Tie immediately smiled and said, "If it's really the second generation of the ab muscle brother, it must be a direct adventure with the body, otherwise... Well, our Chinese parents will not accept fat children playing dangerous games."
"Wow, are you saying that the second generation of Abs is very fat?"
Lightning Ball said teasingly. Baokou Tie is about to show one of his moving talents, eloquence, and he thinks he is China's Hitler-style speech master. Passionate, fiery.
At this time, everyone looked at the heads of all the people around, and a huge vortex formed, like a colorful ocean vortex, directly spit out from it. Like a torrential rain, it is—it turns out to be an endless secret treasure of the spiritual world,
And infinite spiritual power!
Chen Wu straightened his eyes on the spot—in fact, his heart straightened!
There is a reason for this, because before taking the risk, Chen Wu read a lot of information about the spiritual world like reading a magazine, and now the information is not only more real. And try to be as complete as possible, and be able to stimulate all kinds of desires in people, otherwise it will not be sold at all, like the playboys of the old days, God, Superman may be able to see the bunny girl's face in the photo. Clear parasites, right?
Among these messages, the economy is still the most important reason. Among them, a kind of spiritual substance called "spiritual cotton" is the most common. It is a kind of spiritual substance with very complicated sources and very simple manufacture. It has a lot of functions, but the most important function is to protect the soul from the cold, and at the same time It is also the best ignition device. Some precious ignition equipment, such as spiritual kerosene lamps-equal to the artifact level in online novels-need this substance.
There are so many types of spiritual cotton, but it is very troublesome to handle, but it is very simple to make. For processing requires separating the material from other psychic waste, especially malevolent forces, before it can be utilized quite simply.
In the end, it was made, such as the hot pants of the beautiful captain of my rookie team, and the pants that are far more advanced than my animal skin underwear and definitely civilized.
This is the easiest. It is very difficult to obtain spiritual cotton, which is equivalent to the commodity food on the earth.
But in front of him, tens of thousands of tons of spiritual cotton were thrown directly at him, covering the sky and the sun.
Not only that, other more precious things were scattered everywhere, and like a ferocious blue whale with a huge throughput, it swallowed countless good things to this ship.
Chen Wu was in a daze for a moment, and saw countless people robbing them. Only at this time did he realize that many adventurers used to belong to the same poverty and primitive property status as himself, but now they even wear very strong spiritual power, or All kinds of weapons with strange brilliance and flickering like fire, and at the end even eat good things that can enhance the power of the mind.
This is one of the most precious spiritual goods, no matter how low-level it is, eating too much can increase the power generation of Sister Feng's eyes to a hundred times that of Brother Fa in the old days.
That is to say, the eyes are as bright as gems, absolutely beautiful.
So what happens?
It's a pity that the sister Feng in the old days might be attacked and lose her eyes... It's a crime to be pregnant. No, the description of a woman with a poor life is more accurate.
"what happened?"
When the question was asked, Chen Wu had already "made a fortune" everywhere. It is impossible for him to find truth among African refugees and medieval pirates, so it is impossible here.
However, his answer was quickly answered, and there was an extremely excited voice in the crowd yelling:
"Gentlemen and ladies, thank you, Brother Abs, a greater era has come, and now is the era of spiritual enthusiasm. Brother Abs is taking risks for the first time, serving the people completely and thoroughly, and we are in Abs Waiting for the adventures of the great second-generation Abs, wives, and generals of Abs on the huge transportation provided by Brother Abs, and then share the spoils!"
Immediately someone shouted again: "This is the age of madness, this is the best age, this is the age of heart fever! Come on, cheer, enjoy, and live forever."
"We transcend time and live forever, and travel through the universe for eternity. We are Chinese on Earth, and we are destined to conquer the universe. Behold, the dream of stars and seas has come true, and now even the spiritual world and the nightmare world are not let go. "
When this wave of robberies is over, the economic situation of the rookie team has become the level of American plantation landlords. Or after the Vikings successfully raided the treasury of the Roman Empire—yes, the treasury of the Roman Empire was not as rich as the American landowner class.
Changing a person, occupying a lot of good things, sitting on even more good things, holding a huge machete of the heart, Baokoutie can't put it down, which is also a threat of force: "My territory is mine. Jay Chou Jay C. Jay Chou, the heavenly king, does not have the gold medalist Erkang and his mother-in-law."
This weapon can be seen to be worth hundreds of billions of RMB at first glance, because in reality it must appear in some of the most valuable and most expensive related introduction magazines. It may be more expensive, because when a market becomes bigger, the commodities in it must be more valuable, just like street stall literature if it is extended to the whole universe. Then some great gods will surely become universe-level rich men.
What if the master goes back to the Middle Ages and writes novels for the lord? It is also the result of eating potatoes all day long, what else?
Stop dreaming.
eat meat? Do you think it was okay to eat meat without any seasoning in the Middle Ages? Who the hell thinks decapitating prey in the wild and gnawing on it is delicious?
Stop dreaming, really.
It’s like some literature stalls are just beggars when they go back. How much seasoning is needed, what is the recipe, and how many monkeys are bald early for this. And chicken feathers have absolutely no MSG or soy sauce. There is also the taste of chili.
This is just the beginning, and it is destined to be another carnival for human beings again, and the endless spiritual world can definitely satisfy all human desires related to the spiritual world - just like you have a universe, so you can definitely satisfy everything on an earth expenses.
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"The era of great heart fever has come! The greatest ab muscle brother is serving the people again!"
"Want to be radiant and glamorous; want eyes like jewels, like autumn water; like a heart full of joy and vitality like a new life? Then go to adventure in the world of the soul! Because you can't afford everything related Commodities in the spiritual world, and this is the era of getting rich overnight. Enter the spiritual world and make a fortune!"
"Today, the earth stopped spinning again, because the Abdominal Brother suddenly and mysteriously started the era of soul fever by serving most of the citizens of the Huaxia Alliance!"
"Fuck you." He Ming was very concerned about the program in the light curtain that was presented in front of his eyes, which was very small and only for his own use, an earth program. A little Japanese program on the earth, a little Japanese on the earth finally learned to be smart, with a hot and punctual female anchor commenting in a low-cut dress, passionate and turbulent commentary. Don't flatter me please? Could it be that the smartest man in the universe, like me, doesn't know how to win from high places and kill with a stick? Little Japanese Mr. Mori.
Things are not like this at all, and He Ming doesn't care about it. He is watching his cartoons with a little fat dog, He Woda, and the location is very special. It is a temporary building in the core of the original shadow tree area In a classic style coffee shop.
Suspended in the air, it also squeezed out a group of people above the original shadow tree.
But it doesn't matter, after only a few minutes of construction, every corner of this coffee shop...meaning every corner of the sky, is full of uninvited customers, more than the original group of people.
And without any consumption, just stay in every corner like sleeping.
The only customers are father and son He Ming and He Wo Daneng.
He Woda can watch cartoons, eat and drink, and then comfort his various blind, overweight pets who look like demented facial paralysis.
And he sits on his good friend Fei Zhentian, who has successfully turned into a big fat pig, and the plum blossom pattern on his body has also turned into a red flower pattern. Fei Zhentian is also in love with watching various entertainment programs and playing games and video games— —Of course it does not admit that it is an intelligent life, because other pets can do the same.
He Ming pretended to watch cartoons with He Woda, but actually watched various programs in front of his own eyes—a lot of programs can be mobilized just by thinking.
And as for the heart heat, God, it's really none of his business, but as strong as the abs brother, he can't stop the water from just a mountain on the earth, flowing down; a stupid monkey going up. isn't it? Because this is the eternal truth of the universe.
The reason for this is very simple. Immediately after the adventure of the Ice Wall of Nothingness ended, the Ice Wall of Nothingness returned to its original state. He Ming hadn’t lived happily for a few days, and something happened right away. His mother’s time counts. If he was a driver in his previous life, he must have died in a high-speed car accident. The brothers are taking the lead in making big shows again.
They embarked on an unprecedented adventure in the spiritual world in an all-round way. There are many reasons, the main reasons can be said to be five.
For the first time, for the vital soul gold coins. That's right, this is a more advanced treatment of soul gold coins that have just been discovered but are also "since ancient times". The reason why it is said is since ancient times, because this truth is like the fact that the Diaoyu Islands and the Japanese archipelago belong to China since ancient times. It does not need reason, because it is the truth.
Anyway, it is a more advanced and inevitable processing method.
The reason why the past did not appear. One is that it is not necessary at all - in the past, a powerful god and demon soul gold coin would also trigger a cosmic war, bastard!
The second is that it was impossible to deal with it in the past, because the handling fee and cost have far exceeded a gold coin of a powerful god and demon soul.
In the end there was absolutely no need to deal with it.
Because this is to process the very huge soul gold coins into... monkeys.
Some higher beings still think it's too small, and it can't be used to pretend to be a master!
Believe me, He Ming shrugged, even if he was carrying a soul gold coin the size of a house. It also feels weird.
Because it's like he dressed up as a frustrated migrant worker and went to work in the city. In fact, his life has long been destined to be a literary-level beauty like a flower. At the age of thirty, he is still a virgin. Why? Because the husband is not interested, and the husband has worked so hard to pursue success just because he is not interested, and finally finds a mature wife who is far inferior to this 30-year-old young model who is still a virgin and beautiful wife.
and then? He doesn't have to struggle anymore. First of all, he wants to enjoy the embrace of a 30-year-old or pure woman, a big beautiful mature wife, passionate and passionate, his life is ignited, and his singing is loud and clear.
Well, next he's ignoring the law ignoring society ignoring everything. Facing the husband's "I want to challenge you!".
Another slap in the face.
That husband immediately called the underworld to kill him!
The underworld really fucked up, it's like the neighbor's aunt said: "Can you kill a chicken for me, young man?"
Believe me in reality, this young man can't do it at all, and he won't do it, what are you kidding? kill chicken? You think I'm God of War!
But this is how the underworld does it, and they live very well...then why didn't the underworld simply establish a regime? The power to kill is in your hands, and it is still the supreme power of the ancient border dynasty.
Well, in short, He Ming is a natural protagonist in street stall literature. Of course, it is not the same as the past hanging silk era. If you look at the hanging silk era in the past, you will know that there are no miracles. What are you doing? Go on with your life. Don't daydream, no matter what, Teacher Cang is still a fat girl, and you are still Diaosi.
But what if the protagonist version of He Ming is carrying a rural version of the toilet? What about going to the city to work in a large open-air cesspit?
God, God, God!
He's starting a war.
the same way. The soul gold coin is so huge that the carbon-based monkey can't bear it.
But the soul gold coin can't be dealt with any smaller, but there is only one way: reincarnation and rebuilding.
As the name suggests, it is to put the soul gold coin into the spiritual world according to the corresponding level, so that the soul gold coin will suffer a lot, experience endlessly, and eventually become more valuable like a pale soul gold coin, and most likely it should be very small and cute.
It means that intelligent life has lived for countless years, and all the characters and passions of life have been smoothed out.
But for the soul gold coin and some other substances, this is the last and most thoroughly exposed powerful force - no one wants a strong soul gold coin that doesn't match him.
It is a good thing to be able to become your own. Just like a beautiful woman sleeps in her own bed is a good beauty. if not? Go fuck godfather's goddaughter! Disgusting, dirty, nasty, vile!
Misstep xx!
But the unprecedentedly powerful superpowers will not do this, they will not wait, because for them, it is equivalent to creating an artifact on the earth that takes 500 years, or creating an elixir that takes 500 years—— I believe that no matter how good-tempered the emperor is, he would hack to death the stupid donkey who said and did this. Crazy, I may not be able to live for fifty years!
Therefore, there is another simple and powerful method, which is to attack the powerful and deepest spiritual world, and then deal with a large number of "Heaven and Earth Xuanhuang" level and more powerful spiritual demons and spiritual powers in the Abdominal Brother Academy on the earth. Some minuscule precious substance can eventually be used to create a result that moves so fast in the river of time that it can process soul gold coins.
That is, a time substance of the spiritual world.
Common source: Regret!
For example: Once there was a love of a big girl in front of me, but I didn't cherish it, and I would regret it until I lost it... If you give it to me again... I have to add it... I will say ten thousand years! ——And the battle continues without the golden gun falling down!
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The second is the Super Lord of the Rings and the Supreme Treasure Jewelry, both of which are infinite burrows of spiritual power, so they need a large supply of spiritual power, so they will become stronger, so attacking the spiritual world is inevitable.
The third is to deal with a large number of very powerful adventure items, because there is really no other energy worth mentioning in this hillbilly universe. Fortunately, there is the Shadow Tree of Brother Abs!
Fourth, of course, I also took the opportunity to help the tree of shadows expand. The tree of shadows can be said to be a queen of ants. Ants can actually use a very powerful ability to sense like the Internet, and the tree of shadows is also The infinite spiritual world can be connected in the same way as the Internet.
But other spiritual worlds cannot be their own ants, so a "revolution" is really sweet and moving.
In the end, it is very simple, and the reasons for taking risks and practicing are exactly the same as others. Great strength, good looks, a reason to live.
Anyway, it's all boring, He Ming doesn't care at all, but the fat and fat lolis follow their mothers, their own family and their mother's family to "play" together, so He Ming has no choice but to make a move.
But he has always been wicked, he actually tied the court of justice directly to a silver carriage of his Spring and Autumn and Warring States style, so he has a moving style. Eat and drink" - the Court of Justice is also very hard-working and requires a lot of power.
"Really, multitasking is not happy, and the thoughts are not clear."
He Ming shook his head, and continued to watch cartoons about the adventures of a stupid donkey with Xiaopangpang.
Well, the cosmic version of "cat and mouse."
Features are: stupid.
The reason why intelligent life such as carbon-based monkeys laugh is not because it is funny, but because they have finally seen someone who is more stupid than themselves, so they laugh happily with self-confidence.
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