Chapter 1467 "First Love" Is Not Just a Dog

() Of course He Ming doesn't think this is "picking up girls". After all, Niu Niu is just a baby. The baby of gods and demons grows up in the real world for a very long time. Basically, it takes tens of thousands of years to grow up to become rén, but thousands of years The internal physical condition has basically developed to that of a sixteen-year-old teenager on earth.

It is also the degree to which the shape of the real world is basically the same as that of other similar life forms, even if the other party is the first generation ancestor.

Of course, it is simply the physical appearance conditions of the same life level, and does not count temperament, inner knowledge, life experience, etc., and so on.

Calculated according to the physical development, it will take at least several hundred years for Niuniu and other second-generation abs brothers to bid farewell to their infancy.

Even so, now on Earth, from the perspective of humans on Earth, Niuniu and other second-generation abs brothers are all very cute four- and five-year-old children.

The reason why it takes tens of thousands of years to formally become a person after thousands of years of physical development to a certain level can be explained by the principle of "standing at thirty" on the earth. ..

In the real world, a life has to play for tens of thousands of years to reach the time when the mind is fully mature, and it can be called a "chéng human" from the inside out.

This is just data for Earth humans.

What surprised He Ming was that this mysterious little girl, whom he didn't care about at all, became the object of jealousy in such a short period of time.

He couldn't believe his eyes, and even an emotion called jealousy flowed through his heart at this moment, temporarily.

Because usually, in the past life, this was my... treatment.

Indeed, the second generation of the abs brother and so on. It cannot be said to be spoiled, nor can it simply be said to be born in an environment full of beautiful women, but the most excellent living environment in the universe.

Countless, countless super beauties to cosmic giants with abs are vying to pursue. Screaming, uncontrollable... the real pride of the universe.

Among the fox clan and the army of very outstanding human little lolitas, He Ming has never seen the second generation of the ab muscle brother forcefully kiss a little lolita, and make a scene of robbing the little loli..."a good story".

Not to mention fighting for the coolness of a mere loli, but many times a day because of various kisses, it is easy to howl and express dissatisfaction.

Herein lies the oddity.

What's more, all the loli in the loli army belong to their own family. Or mothers design the most innocent and lovely images according to the best zhōng yāng optical brain service program.

The mysterious little girl "First Love" is still dressed as Little Red Riding Hood, wearing a printed country bumpkin clothes. Appearance He Ming looked at any other loli at the scene, and then returned to the mysterious little girl's first love, and he would come to a "truth": the appearance, is it similar?

But why? The second generation of the ab muscle brother is actually fighting for the cool because of her?

Is it the kingly way that Cinderella will win?

Do not make jokes!

There is a limit to the stupidity of babies!

He Ming digs his ears, this. It should be a mystery.

Situ Aotian. That is, Comrade Long Aotian was defeated by Niu Niu, he couldn't help but deflated his mouth, wrinkled his very cute little nose like a white crystal, and burst into tears. Howling.

Liu Xu hugged Long Aotian, comforted him with kind words, then looked at He Ming who had a stiff complexion, and then at Comrade Niu Niu who was proudly showing a row of white teeth, and suddenly burst into a turbulent laugh.

Like He Ming, it is also like Weibo on Earth. Situ Haoran immediately received the message about his precious son's mood in the virtual world.

He also burst into laughter immediately: "As expected of my son, he knows that a successful life begins with picking up girls!"

However, the development of things was not as "successful" as Niu Niu imagined:

The second generation of Abdominal Brother is exactly the same as the loli Zhengtai on many planetary mansions. Think you can do anything. However, Niu Niu grabbed the left hand of the mysterious little girl and forcibly kissed the mysterious little girl "first love" under the eyes of countless super beauties and infinite expectations. Sound into one piece:

The first love who was eating a piece of exquisite cake ate the cake, then turned her head and let Niu Niu kiss her hair.

Niu Niu immediately made a cute appearance of sticking out his tongue. The hair is still not easy to kiss.

He Ming mourned for the eldest son of the baby: Dear, how many years has it been since... I washed my hair, bastard!

There was a lot of laughter, this was a more funny start, Niu Niu didn't even get a kiss on the cheek, and immediately refused to let go, looked around with very beautiful big eyes, and immediately saw He Ming from the crowd of super beauties.

He grabbed the mysterious little girl and ran over, one with cartoon tattoos, one very funny and fat yellow dragon's chubby hand grabbed the cosmic giant with abdominal muscles, his old man, He Ming...

He Ming is so embarrassing, Niu Niu's "picking up girls" is not going well, and he actually carried out... him.

Goodness see you.

...

Lunch started. Except for He Ming, one table was not only full, but more than twice the quota. There were only some lolis on the other tables who were taking the opportunity to eat and drink. Mom and a few new fathers came around this table, as if Participate in a buffet-like chat, etc. to eat.

These new dads have just arrived, and they belong to "from hanging silk to the most successful people" who are envied and hated by the whole universe.

After going through various tests, they finally became the married mothers of some of the little wives of the Abdominals, or the new fathers of the young girls.

The new dad is certainly no match for the arrogant and regretful old dad.

The general appearance of these new fathers was originally very handsome and attractive. According to the comparison of handsome guys on the earth, they are super handsome guys with the appearance of European and American male supermodels in the old era, and super handsome guys with gentleman and Chinese Confucian temperament.

Before He Ming has a deep "beautiful" skin, the appearance alone is really not his opponent.

But in fact, He Ming needn't be so "underestimated".

Brother Abdominal, the king of girls, has always been... the best among carbon-based monkeys.

This is an inherent advantage.

Parent's top-notch manufacturing work.

There are good websites in this universe, and they are also websites for the pursuit of click-through rate.

Abs is one of the most "enlightened" superpowers, and is now the most powerful. The speed of rise alone is unprecedented, and belongs to the first person in the legendary record of the pride of the universe here.

Therefore, the picture of Brother Abdominal is placed on a low-civilized planet like the Earth Test Site, according to the characters of the new game. Or comic new characters, etc. as an excuse to vote.

And just comparing He Ming with the "new men" of the fox clan, I didn't expect He Ming's vote to be very high.

Moreover, those and many civilized beings who are far lower than the people on Earth are actually very "knowledgeable": it can be seen that Brother Abdominal is not a tyrant, but a hero, a bully, and a hypocritical villain.

Anyway, this person is very powerful, hypocritical and has a... funny and ruthless temperament.

The aboriginals are really "the ignorant are fearless"!

He Ming used to be dumbfounded, but he also had a "little" pride in his heart. But he didn't know at all that this kind of comparison alone has already created economic wealth of hundreds of billions of gold dollars in the entire universe, let alone. It's amazing, no doubt a universe is watching.

There are as many civilizations in this universe as there are all adult, intelligent and sensible citizens of that civilization paying attention to him. Everything about him is a funny cartoon.

Also, it is worth mentioning that the status of these "new dads" is not very high. Belongs to the vixen wives unless they love it very much. Otherwise, it's like the attitude of an extremely successful man who picks up a beautiful woman: Don't be arrogant, because you are not the only one! A tenth of your young bosom sags, and half my Love disappears!

"This little girl's 'first love' is really pitiful." The little wife Xiaoqing put her incomparably long and beautiful legs, without stockings, and her skin has a magical luster in the sun, on He Ming's lap, but I still sit very noble and elegant, and my sex appeal is infinitely moving.

Even though Xiao Qing said that, her face was filled with an uncontrollable smile. Many young wives and the three big wives, Zhou Qingyun, Zhou Xuewei, and He Xiaoqian, were also sitting around He Ming. Then put your beautiful legs on the thighs of the abs brother, layer upon layer. The key areas have long since fallen.

It's just that the expressions of the wives are not as enthusiastic and cheerful as Qiao Er's smile.

why?

Because Xiaoqing's son, He Wo Daneng, is eating happily, there is no possibility of fighting for the coolest.

He Wo Daneng is already a very successful gourmet, a master of quiet philosophy, and a successful enjoyer of moving life...

Of course, it's all just bragging and wearing a halo, at most a gluttonous kid.

While eating lunch, the second-generation abs brothers and many Zhengtai surrounded the mysterious little girl. The latter could almost open his mouth to eat, but he couldn't, because it would immediately cause a fight. For example, if you eat Niu Niu food, you don’t eat other Zheng Tai foods.

Zhou Qingyun shook her head, feeling flustered like He Ming, unable to figure out what happened to her precious son with her sister's precious son?

"I thought she was very pitiful just now. I didn't expect her husband to save her from such a mysterious place, and I didn't expect her to be imprisoned for many years at a young age..."

Zhou Qingyun's information is very complete, but it is impossible for her to tell the top secret information of Shanmeng at this scene, because even if she tells it, her voice will be automatically changed by the central optical brain immediately.

There is no doubt that the zhōng yāng optical brains must have reported to Shanmeng according to the highest procedure.

As for He Ming's reaction to Shanmeng, he was accustomed to the old rules, and the four-character idiom: indifference.

"...But I really didn't expect that she has any charm, what's wrong with Niu Niu?"

After Zhou Qingyun finished speaking, she looked at He Ming, her eyes were charming and charming, and her small function was to ask questions, coquettishly. Are you uneasy because your son Niu Niu actually started to "pick up girls"? So you need to act like a baby.

Explain, I am still young, I am still young!

He Ming, who was eating and drinking and preparing to eat the breakfast and lunch he didn't enjoy, suddenly shrugged his lips and said inarticulately: "I don't know, don't ask me such small questions."

In fact, he knew it long ago. A thought flashed up, and according to his normal intelligence, he immediately had a truth that was basically close to the answer:

In He Ming's eyes, first love is no different from other hateful loli.

It's worthless, it's not that my daughter is not cute at all.

That's right, this is the "Pride and Prejudice" of the cosmic giant Abs!

But in the unique world of children, it is obvious that first love is...the goddess of goddesses, and a goddess with a dark temperament.

Then, facing his true love wife's uneasiness, secret jealousy and very puzzled questions, He Ming could only speak like a panacea.

Just kidding, it's just the first day, didn't Niu Niu and other little fat boys love him so much that he couldn't let him go? There is also a crash in the shower... However, after a few days and a week, life is still life.

"In that mysterious world, what happened? What kind of power is there to treat... her so odiously." Zhou Qingyun said, then changed the subject and said to He Ming angrily, "Honey, the name first love is really bad."

"why?"

"First love!" Si Si suddenly called out charmingly. Turning around, He Ming raised his eyebrows exaggeratedly. Dozens of puppies, all kinds of cute pets, and hundreds of electronic pets such as angel babies came in response...

It, they are all called "first love".

"...First love is not just a dog..."

He Ming inadvertently said a deeply classic sentence.

Qiaoer got up and put her precious daughter, Horus, who had a very cute little bear on a beautiful dress, on He Ming's head according to her request of holding a variety of delicacies and waving her fat hands. At the same time, she took the opportunity to express that she was extremely moving The low-cut career line, and then looked at He Mingdao:

"Husband, what are you going to do with this little girl? Treat her as a free resident in our family, or... There are many, many people, including Lulu, who want to adopt her."

Lulu embraced the fat loli "Little Overlord" who was dressed more cutely and ate delicious food: "Yeah, my husband is so pitiful, I really want to adopt her."

He Ming and his wives all know that "first love" will definitely live in the Abdomo's family until she grows up, so she has no "mom and dad". If she needs it, whether it is a living intelligent life or a machine-like parent Many, many can appear at once.

Status changes all treatment.

Now it's the unlucky guy who saves the abs, little guy. What's more, what happened in the past was so miserable.

Of course, the wives of He Ming who knew the truth chose to forget an important "truth" that she was imprisoned for hundreds of thousands to millions of years.

Because this means that the first ancestor is far older than his ancestors?

Ha, anyway, there are so many strange things in the universe that cannot be understood and accepted with normal life knowledge.

"Little Bawang, do you want more sisters?" He Ming said in a lovely voice to Lulu's precious daughter "Little Bawang".

The fat loli "Little Overlord" glanced at Laodou, the pink lips of the perfect baby were slightly shriveled, and she continued to eat and drink, leaving food residues everywhere.

He Ming's eyelids twitched slightly, and another burst of laughter sounded from all around.

PS: The first update. (To be continued.)