Seven Hundred and Thirtieth IX Travel
Zhang Zian was so angry with this mermaid, took a few deep breaths to calm down, and shouted down the tower: "Speak, what's the matter with you?"
"Oh, you came down first, it's not you who raised your head and spoke, my cervical spine." She rubbed the back of her neck delicately and rolled her eyes again.
Zhang Zian glanced at the way he had come, and saw a few mobs jumping between the reefs. It was Fei Na who came, and seeing that they jumped more nimbly than him, there should be no need to worry.
He reluctantly walked down the lighthouse, came to the mermaid, and looked at her through the game capture interface—even though he was angry, he had to say that this face was really flawless.
"Okay, come on, what's the matter?" he asked.
She frowned and asked, "Azexi, let me ask you, is this Spain?"
"Don't call me A Zexi, I'm always 18 years old, I'm not an uncle!" Zhang Zian first corrected her mistake, and then replied: "Spain? Are you going the wrong way? This is Germany, far away from Spain !"
"What?" She opened her mouth wide in surprise, "Germany? Oh, more? Oh, more? Oh, more? I swam in the wrong direction, and now my oppa can't find me."
Seeing that her eyes were red and she was about to cry, although Zhang Zian was very dissatisfied that she always called him uncle, she was still half a girl anyway, so she kindly asked, "What's going on? You swam in the wrong direction? Are you going to Spain?"
"Nai!" She wiped the corners of her eyes, nodded and said, "I swam from the north, and I swam here for a long time. I was so tired that I came to the shore to rest for a while. I thought I had swam to Spain, and finally I could see My Obama, why is it Germany?"
Zhang Zian couldn't help laughing, "You still want to swim to Spain with your idiot nature? I advise you to forget it, and you can swim to Poland. I heard that Nagada in Eastern Europe is not peaceful, and black market traffickers like to treat you like this. The silly white sweets sold to the United States to be slaves, you have to be careful. Although you are a fish, there may be someone with a stronger taste."
She hugged her shoulders in horror, "Oh! I want to see Ouba, don't be a slave!"
Zhang Zian thinks her appearance is funny. Of course he is scaring her. In fact, ordinary people can't see her, let alone capture her as a slave. Even he has to go through the game capture interface to see her. to her.
"Then tell me in detail, how did you come here? Why did you go to Spain?" He knelt down and asked curiously.
She held her chin and thought for a while - this pose is so cute to match her appearance, but don't speak, just kneel as soon as you open your mouth!
"Because the plot is played like this, I will meet Oppa in Spain, and then I will go to Seoul, South Korea with Oppa, experience some twists and turns, and live a happy life from then on!" She nodded inwardly, "Seoul, International metropolis, Azexi, you must have never been to Seoul, right? I really feel sorry for you!"
There are too many slots in this passage, but Zhang Zian was very concerned about the plot she mentioned, and asked, "What plot? Where did you see the plot? In?"
"It's on TV!" She smiled, "TV, I like watching TV!"
Oh!
Zhang Zian guessed, and finally understood, this is what happened after a long time.
"That is to say, after you became an elf, you somehow watched a Korean drama, and then you were brainwashed into thinking that you were a mermaid in the TV drama?"
Her facial features are obviously typical of Europeans, but she still thinks she is a Korean mermaid. In other words, the brainwashing skills of Korean dramas are too strong. Even this elf has been brainwashed. It really deserves to be compared with Hollywood movies, Fuso anime, One of the four major cancers of world culture, which is also called by Chinese netizens!
"I'm not being brainwashed! I'm the mermaid in the TV series *Rebirth, do you understand? By the way, my name is Shihua, which means being brilliant and youthful in the world. Don't always call me a guy! A Zexi, you are so rude! ’ she glared.
Zhang Zian didn't answer her words, and asked again: "Then let me ask, how many times have you watched that Korean drama?"
"Inside" She pouted and thought for a while,
Not sure: "After watching it ten times, I can't bear to swim and go to Spain to find Oppa!"
Fuck all over the place? No wonder I learned a mouthful of Korean accents!
Zhang Zian couldn't complain.
She scratched her hair frantically, "Why? Why did you swim to Germany? By the way, Azexi, where is Germany located in Spain?"
"In the northeast of Spain, you don't even know the way and you still want to swim? You can't swim if you are exhausted." Zhang Zian sneered.
Her emotions fell to the bottom all of a sudden, and her eyes were red again, "Woo~ Is there still time for me to swim to Spain now? Will my Oppa wait for me in Spain?"
"I advise you to give up. When you swim to Spain, it will probably be next year. Your Obama must have left." Zhang Zian suggested: "Well, isn't your final destination South Korea? Why don't you just swim there? South Korea?"
She suddenly realized, patted herself on the head, and smiled approvingly: "Araso can't see that you are quite smart, Sanhamida, Azexi!"
Immediately afterwards, she jumped into the water with a plop, exposing her wet head, and clenched her hands into fists to encourage herself, "Shihua, fighting!"
Without waiting for Zhang Zian to stop her, she plunged into the water and disappeared, leaving only a string of bubbles on the surface of the water.
"Gah? She just left?" Richard said in astonishment.
Zhang Zian is really convinced by this big-breasted and brainless mermaid, you should find out where South Korea is before swimming!
What an epic feat it is to swim from the north coast of Germany to Korea!
"Don't worry, she will come back."
He sat on the reef again, waiting for the mermaid to come here again, after all, she couldn't find anyone else to ask for directions.
Richard was skeptical.
Sure enough, within two minutes, there was a splash, and she poked her head out of the water again, wiped the water off her face, and said with a smirk, "Azexi, I forgot to ask you, which direction do you want to swim in when you go to Korea?"
Richard covered his face with his wings, the mermaid was too stupid to look at!
At this time, Fina and the others also came over, jumped off the reef, and looked at the mermaid in the water in surprise, with dark green curly long hair floating around her like seaweed.
The mermaid also looked at them, and finally landed on Fina, pointing to it and chewing: "I heard that nine of the ten orange cats are fat, and there is one fat orange cat that is the one that crushed the Kang. ?”
Holy crap, Zian and the other elves were all terrified, this mermaid is really outspoken, she can't hold back any pots!
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PS:
Oh, open more = what to do
inside = uh
Araso = got it
oh what = oops
Kangsang Hamidah = Thanks
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