Chapter 751 XL

After staying in hotels and villas for so many days, Zhang Zian deeply felt that his own home was comfortable, and that kind of intimacy and familiarity could not be provided no matter how luxurious the decoration was.

In the morning, due to jet lag, he got up a little later than usual, and went to the bathroom after getting up.

There is a partition in the bathroom of his house, which separates the toilet, washing machine from the shower, bathtub, and sink, so that the dry and wet are separated, and it is also possible to take a bath and go to the toilet at the same time. Fortunately, otherwise, he really wouldn't dare to put the mermaid in the bathtub of his room, and he would probably be called a hooligan by her

Even so, he was also very nervous when urinating, and it took him a long time to urinate, and he tried his best to control the "rhythm" so as not to be heard by her, which would be too embarrassing.

After urinating, he went to the next door to wash up, and he realized that he was thinking too much - Shihua seemed to be submerged in the water when he was sleeping, and he probably couldn't hear the sound of him going to the toilet at all.

She has not woken up yet, she is in a deep sleep, with her hands folded on her abdomen, seaweed-like dark green long hair is floating on the side of her head and chest, and occasionally one or two bubbles will come out from the corners of her mouth and surface , Burst.

If you ignore the light blue fish tail that fell off half of your body, if others saw this scene, they would probably think that he killed someone and hid his body, right?

While washing his hands, he secretly complained that the old tea had caused him a problem. He felt that it was unnecessary for the mermaid to wear clothes, because her long, obtrusive hair always covered her chest tightly, and it would be superfluous to wear more clothes.

But since Lao Cha had spoken, he could only help her buy a swimsuit.

Ordinary one-piece swimsuits are of course not acceptable. She has no legs, so she can't wear them, so she can only buy a two-piece swimsuit.

As a pure man without a girlfriend, Zhang Zian definitely can't go shopping and buy women's swimsuits by himself, he will be regarded as a pervert, and asking the girls he knows to buy swimsuits for him doesn't seem too good, it seems a bit ambiguous. Fortunately, There is almighty Taobao, not to mention swimsuits, even aircraft carriers and J-20 can be bought from it.

Last night he took his mobile phone and asked her to tell her about her favorite swimsuit. She quickly developed a light blue bikini, which was almost the same color as her fishtail. Of course, the premise was that the seller's picture had no color difference.

He didn't know her measurements, he didn't know how to get her a size, and she didn't know herself. Fortunately, the caring customer service of the seller told him that she could pass the weight test, but he didn't know her weight, so he thought about it Method.

According to the law of Archimedes, the buoyancy force she receives in the water can be roughly deduced from the weight of the water overflowing from the bathtub, and since she can basically jump back into the bathtub, her weight can be further estimated. Of course, this is nonsense. He threw her a tape measure and asked her to measure her bust.

Afterwards, he became more entangled. He obviously only wanted to buy a bikini upper body, but the customer service insisted that he could only buy a full set if he wanted to buy it, and he could not sell it separately. He also said that he had never heard of anyone who wanted to buy only half a set.

However, the problem is that the mermaid only needs to wear a half-length body. What is the use of the swimming briefs below? collect?

After struggling for a long time, he was still helplessly defeated by the unyielding customer service. He placed an order and paid for a whole set of bikinis, which felt like a loss of 100 million!

Crash!

When he was brushing his teeth in front of the mirror, she poked her head out of the bathtub, wiped the water off her face, and Qin said anxiously, "A-Ze'an, I just watched half of the previous Korean drama I want to watch on TV. I still want to know what the ending will be!"

Zhang Zian spit out the foam in his mouth, "When you get up in the morning, you can say good morning, or good morning. Also, what's the matter with your inexplicably elongated voice?"

"Accidentally bit your tongue!" She pouted.

The other elves woke up one after another.

Xinghai jumped out of the crib and passed by the bathroom. Seeing Zhang Zian standing inside, he raised a front paw and said, "Meow ~ good morning, Zian."

"Good morning, Xinghai."

"Zian, do you want to play hide and seek?" Xinghai asked with his head tilted.

"Later later, there are many things to do today." Zhang Zian wiped his mouth clean with a towel.

"Meow~Okay." Xinghai happily opened the bedroom door with his front paws, and went downstairs to play with Wendy and Meiduan.

Zhang Zian said to her: "Look at Xinghai, the first thing I do when I wake up every morning is to say good morning, you should also be more elegant."

"But I'm not a cat, so I'm not suitable for being cute!" she said.

Richard got out from under the blanket next to the pillow, flapping his wings and chewing: "Quack! Yes, it's suitable for being stupid!"

"I don't care! I don't care! I want to watch TV! I want to watch Korean dramas!" She flicked her hair like a rattle, causing water spots everywhere.

"I don't have a TV here, and you don't watch TV either." Zhang Zian said perfunctorily.

"You liar!" She said with widened eyes and puffed cheeks, "I clearly heard the sound of the TV downstairs last night! Don't think I don't know anything!"

"Cough, it's the old man watching TV." Old Cha also woke up, stretched his muscles, and put on a bamboo hat for himself.

"I don't care! I want to watch it too! I want to watch TV! I want to watch TV!" She thought about watching TV no matter what.

Old Cha said seriously: "Shihua, how old is this old man, and he came here earlier than you. Before this old man has never been exposed to TV, but after watching this period of time, this old man thinks he still has some understanding of TV. of."

Shihua frowned, a little unable to understand what Old Cha said.

Old Cha continued: "The old man thinks that TV is not suitable for children who are too young, because a lot of content on TV is questionable, and may lead children who have not finalized their worldview to the wrong direction. It is more suitable for children who have a certain judgment. powerful adults to watch."

"But I'm an adult too." She pointed to herself and said, "Swimsuits should be in size XL!"

Zhang Zian: ""

Old Cha laughed and said, "Hehe, whether you are considered an adult is not determined by your body, but by your mind. In my old opinion, Shihua, you are still too young to watch TV."

Just as Shi Hua took a breath and was about to explode, Old Cha changed his tone and said again: "Of course, if you usually behave well, you may not be allowed to watch it after a while."

Apparently, Lao Cha grew up with the mischievous Ye Wen, and he knows how to coax a dutiful son, nothing more than slapping a sweet date

Sure enough, Shihua fell for the trick, and asked with his hands on the side of the bathtub: "Then, how can you be considered a good performer?"

"You might as well start by saying good morning." Old Cha said with a smile.

She curled her lips, although she was reluctant, but the attraction of TV was too great, she still whispered: "Good morning."

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