Chapter 750: Cats Eat Fish, Dogs Eat Meat, Ultraman Beats Little Monsters

Zhang Zian wiped up the overflowing water from the bathtub with a mop, then faced the open space, and released the other elves one by one.

"Wow! Ah Ze'an, can you do magic tricks? That's amazing＼Can't you teach me?"

The mermaid watched the elves appear out of thin air, and was dumbfounded.

"Hey, who is Ah Ze'an?" Zhang Zian asked.

She blinked her eyes, pretending to be innocent, "I clearly said——Ah Ann."

Although the pronunciation of "Aze'an" and "Ah'an" are indeed very similar, and if she looks so pitiful, if she is a human girl, there will probably be a lot of dicks kneeling and licking her, but this kind of noisy spirit can't fool Zhang Zi An.

He heard clearly that she did say "Azexi" at the beginning, and then changed her pronunciation urgently.

"Don't think I didn't hear [what did you say?" He was not easily fooled by her.

She tossed her hair disapprovingly, and water spots all over the floor, "Oh! Don't go on like this; I accidentally bit my tongue!"

Zhang Zian: "" This reason is very strange.

"Are you a magician?" she asked, pointing to the elves. "How do you make them out? People turn into pigeons from the inside of their hats. How can you make parrots and cats?"

"Gah? Don't compare me with a pigeon! But Jeff, you must be very happy, right? Your IQ has finally got rid of the bottom position in the store!" Richard said standing on the door frame.

Zhang Zian glared at it and warned it not to talk nonsense.

There is a small window next to the bathtub in the bathroom. It is used to ventilate after taking a shower and to drain the damp moisture in the room. Usually, the curtains are drawn.

The mermaid opened the curtains and looked outside, but it was already dark and basically she couldn't see anything.

"I said, don't put your face on the window and look out if you're fine!" Zhang Zian warned her solemnly, "Those who don't know think I'm a treasure in the golden house. What if it delays my finding a girlfriend?"

"Quack can justifiably find a boyfriend, just say that this mermaid is your best friend!" Richard chewed gloatingly.

What a goddamn girlfriend! Me and a fish are best friends?

Zhang Zian swung the mop to whip it, but it fled to the top of the smashing room.

She curled her lips, "In this world, only tall, rich and handsome people can find a girlfriend. You look like the male number two in Korean dramas who failed to compete with the male lead for the female lead!"

Heartbroken!

Although what she said has some truth

"Hmph!" Fina avoided the water splashes thrown by her hair just now, and said contemptuously: "A mere goldfish, how dare to speak so shamelessly in the shrine of this palace!"

Zhang Zian really wanted to complain, this gold-worshiping cat now outrightly accused her of being a gold-worshiping cat, but before saying this, it would be more convincing to put down the pearl it was holding in its claws.

Ever since Fina picked up this big pearl at the seaside, she couldn't put it down. She often played with it in her paws, just like other cats play with fur balls.

"Huh?" She folded her hands on the edge of the bathtub, put her pointed chin on her arms, and stared at Fina with interest, "Aren't you that orange cat by the sea?"

"What!" Fina's almond-shaped eyes were wide open, her eyes were as cold as ice arrows, and she shot straight at her, "This is not the seaside, I advise you to think carefully before speaking, and you must know that disaster comes from your mouth, so as not to regret it too late !"

She sniffed nonchalantly, "Isn't it the sea? I can smell the sea."

Binhai City is located on the east coast of China. It is a coastal city in itself, close to the sea. Qiyuan Pet Store is located in Dongcheng District, Binhai City. The other three parties have suburbs, but Dongcheng District does not have one, because the sea is just outside the urban area, and it is very far away from the sea. close.

"It seems that you are stubborn!"

Fina said coldly, casually tossing the pearl towards the snow lion, "Take care of it for Ben Gong, and wait for Ben Gong to teach this shameless fish a lesson!"

Seeing that the two of them had a disagreement, Zhang Zian wanted to make a move, and planned to dissuade her, but Fei Na's movements were too fast, and she rushed towards the mermaid before she finished speaking.

When he thought about it, she left the beach, and it was impossible for her to continue to slap the sea water body with her tail fin, otherwise the water in the bathtub would be finished in just two strokes.

She really didn't hit the water, and when she saw Fina approaching, she slid down very simply, her head and neck submerged in the water, and she lay on the bottom of the bathtub.

Fina jumped into the air, landed on the window sill, and stared at her across the water.

It didn't want to get its body hair wet, and besides, it couldn't reach her deep enough with its claws in the water.

"I want to see how long you can hide in the water!" It laid down on the window sill leisurely, ready to teach her a lesson when she came out of the water to take a breath.

However, a minute passed

two minutes passed

five minutes passed

The mermaid was lying comfortably on the bottom of the water, and she didn't even intend to come up to the surface to take a breath. It seemed that she could lie in the water forever.

Fina: ""

The atmosphere at the scene was a bit awkward, Zhang Zian walked over to smooth things over and said, "Forget it, Fina, you are the thirteenth generation, the guardian of the Immortal Kingdom of God, so don't be as knowledgeable as this salted fish."

"It's Fina Paris XIII!" Fina glared, "As a servant of my palace, you can't even remember my full name, what use are you for?"

"Meow meow, drop it!" The snow lion held the pearl on his forehead like an acrobatic to take advantage of the fire.

"Okay, okay, it's Finapolis XIII, I'll remember this time." Zhang Zian said perfunctorily.

Feina felt that it was really pointless to continue such a confrontation, and it was hungry, so she decided to let her go for now, jumped down from the window sill, shouted pearls from the snow lion's forehead, and said to Zhang Zian in a demonstrative way: "Notify Yushan Fang, I want to eat grilled fish tonight!"

It usually eats grilled chicken, but today it suddenly ate grilled fish, apparently to frighten the mermaid.

Unexpectedly, the mermaid came out of the water with a splash, raised an arm and echoed: "An! I want to eat grilled fish too!"

Zhang Zian: "You did it on purpose, right? Pronounce my name correctly first!"

"Did you accidentally bite your tongue!" She pursed her lips and said confidently.

"Leave this question aside. You are a mermaid, why do you still eat grilled fish? Isn't this cannibalism?" Zhang Zian was powerless to complain.

"I'm not a fish! I'm a mermaid, and I'm a beautiful mermaid!" She folded her arms and said seriously, "I've heard people say by the seaside that if a mountain is not high, it will be famous if there are immortals. If there is no water It's deep, but if there are fish, it's a humble room, but as long as I'm here, it's great!"

Zhang Zian was about to complain about this plausible statement, but Fei Na was the first to complain.

"Nonsense! It's clear that the mountain is not high, but if there is a cat, it will be named!" It said disdainfully.

"Master Cha, help me hold down Liu Yuxi's coffin board!" Zhang Zian asked Old Cha for help.

Old Cha smiled wryly for a long time, and said: "Shihua, as you said, you are not a fish, but a mermaid. Since you have the word 'human' on it, you are obeying human etiquette."

It raised one of its front paws, pointed at her bare shoulders and said, "You don't have an inch of clothing, what's your appearance? It's really indecent. ∠Cui advises you, how about wearing more clothes?"

"Someone in Quack wished she didn't wear clothes!" Richard winked narrowly at Zhang Zian.

"Clothes?" She looked at Lao Cha's long robe, then at Zhang Zian's clothes, "Are you all these? I want to wear them, but I don't have any clothes to wear, and besides, will I get wet?"

This is indeed a problem, if she doesn't wear clothes, Zhang Zian can't control his random glances.

"Actually, some clothes are meant to be worn in the water." He suggested, "Swimsuits, for example."

"That's good, I want to wear a swimsuit, beautiful swimsuit!" She happily patted the water with her tail fin, pointed at Zhang Zian and said, "Since it's your suggestion, go and buy me some!"

Zhang Zian: ""

Fuck!

Let me go shopping for women's clothing?

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