[Special Episode] (19) Observation of Words and Expressions
Zhang Zian's words resonated with many netizens. Who hasn't met a few roommates who have misbehaved?
Whether it is a roommate in a school dormitory or a roommate who pays the rent together after work, there are always a few people who are speechless. The typical ones are unconscious, proud of taking advantage of small advantages, thinking they know you well, and using your things casually. He or she even ruined the good dormitory atmosphere by himself or herself without warning, and he or she alone ruined it. In the end, bad money drives out good money. Good people can’t afford to mess with bad people, so they either move out of the dormitory and spend money to rent a room on their own. , or rent the entire suite by yourself at an expensive price.
There is a tradition in China that suffering is a blessing. Parents will also tell their children to be patient first when they go out, but tolerance is not necessarily a good thing. The reason why bad people are bad people is because they will not restrain themselves because of the tolerance of good people, but will intensify.
Picking up a stray cat is similar. Before you pick it up and raise it for a period of time, you don’t know what kind of character it is, or there is something wrong with your feeding method. It doesn’t know your kindness to it. It is easy to learn bad and difficult to learn good.
Zhang Zian said: "Actually, you don't need to be patient. You have been patient. The roommate and the cat will never notice that they have done something wrong and cause you unhappiness. You should lose your temper when you should. Don't always try to be a good person... If you Thin-skinned and soft-handed can't do it, you can introduce a third roommate or another cat, for example, let your friend live with you for a while, let your friend play the bad guy, deliberately disgust that roommate, and what he did to you Do more things for him, slap your ass and leave after you are done, borrow a well-socialized and educated cat like this, and let this cat teach the evil cat."
After a face-to-face interview and a sneak attack attempt, the evil cat was completely defeated in front of Daju. Compare? Coupled with the crushing tonnage advantage, Daju washes his face with one paw, and can press it down with the other paw alone...
The evil cat huddled in the corner saw Daju cleaning up his body. After waiting for a while, he seemed bored, and began to clean his body, especially licking his own urine. After all, cats don’t like getting wet, even if it’s their own. Pee.
Daju finished cleaning his body calmly, walked to the female netizen, sniffed her scent, looked at the room, tried to walk a few steps to other rooms, and looked back to see if she had no objection. Just walk into other rooms one by one to inspect the terrain, and remember the layout of the rooms, including her bedroom, just like every cat in a new environment, but the stress response is omitted.
Big orange has poor stamina, but its explosive power is quite good. Although it is fat, it can still jump on the top of the table and cabinet, but it does not jump randomly, especially the kitchen countertop and the dresser full of skin care products and cosmetics tower.
Netizens were amazed to see it, "Commander Ju is quite good at observing words and demeanor?"
"My cat is so skinny, jumping on the cabinet all day long, I don't know how many bottles of cosmetics I have broken, so I don't dare to put my cosmetics outside now... I also want to borrow Orange Commander How many days!"
"Strange, isn't Commander Tachibana a stray cat?"
"Watching words and expressions is the normal operation of cats." Zhang Zian said, "Cats with successful socialization education should observe words and expressions of humans, and know what expressions, actions and tone of humans are angry, and socialization education is not limited to the family. A pet cat, as a stray cat, is also very important to human beings, which is the guarantee of survival."
He doesn't know when Daju started wandering, why he wandered, whether he was abandoned by his master, or whether he accidentally ran away from home and couldn't find his way home, but there is no doubt that Daju knows how to get along with others, This suggests that it was not wandering from birth.
None of the feudal officials chosen by Vladimir were born stray cats.
It is precisely because they have been in contact with humans that they understand the way humans behave. As the saying goes, knowing yourself and the enemy can win a hundred battles.
Not only was Daju curious, but the evil cat saw the bedroom door that had never been opened to him open, and slipped in through the door while no one was paying attention, but the difference was that it seemed to be attracted by the specific plant smell in the cosmetics , I wanted to jump on the dressing table as soon as I came in.
It was halfway up when it jumped up, Daju jumped over from the slanting spines, threw it to the ground in the air, pressed it under the body again, swung a cat paw and slapped its head, it screamed The throat escaped again.
Run away, just run away, when it passed by the female netizen, it scratched her calf vilely, as if taking its anger out on her for being beaten.
This is a typical status cognition error. It thinks that her status is lower than his own, and if he can't beat Daju, he can't beat her?
Fortunately, she went out just now and was still wearing jeans, otherwise she would have another bloodstain on her leg.
This time Daju was also angry, and instead of letting it escape, he spread his legs and chased it out.
As the recorder, Zhang Zian also chased him out with his mobile phone, otherwise the netizens who like to watch the excitement would definitely not let him go.
Relying on its physical agility and familiarity with this home, the evil cat ran around the room, whether it was a sofa, a dining table, an air purifier, or an air conditioner, it would jump on anything it caught, but this house is just a two-bedroom and one-living room In a small apartment, the kitchen is still closed, and there are limited places for it to escape. In the end, it couldn't escape, so it retracted into the corner behind the cabinet air conditioner.
Regardless of the dust all over its body, it glared at Daju with sly eyes, as if provocative: Come in if you have the ability? Can't you come in?
The cabinet-type air conditioner is placed in the corner, forming a triangular angle with the walls on both sides. The space is very narrow, and dust has accumulated for many years inside.
Daju turned around the air conditioner, stretched his arms from the left to dig, the evil cat shrank to the right, Daju turned to the right again to stretch his arms, and the evil cat shrank to the left again.
The more anxious the big orange is, the more proud the evil cat is.
The female netizen looked anxiously, she felt sorry for Daju, and wondered if she should move the indoor unit of the air conditioner? But she couldn't move herself.
"Use this." Zhang Zian handed her a large piece of orange peel, "It's time to lose your temper and let your roommate know that you are not easy to mess with."
She froze for a moment, the clay figurine was also a bit earthy, it was impossible to say that she was not angry at the cat at all.
She tore off a piece of the right size from the orange peel, rubbed it with the palm of her hand, and squeezed out some juice.
"Hi!" she yelled.
Daju and Evil Mao looked at her at the same time.
She aimed the orange peel into the corner and threw it. The orange peel hit the wall and landed on the head of the evil cat.
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