[Special Episode] People Are Not Cats, Anzhi Cats Are Lonely

Zhang Zian went downstairs with Welder Zhao and his family. Welder Zhao went to the hospital for an examination in his son-in-law's car. Where did the only exclusive news in the country break the news, and urged them to make a decision quickly, and they could still go to the hospital to see the test results with their own eyes... In a sense, this is considered a happy funeral.

On the way back to the pet shop, he made a detour to a netizen's home, the netizen who had an evil cat, to see how the evil cat was doing. Netizens were also very concerned, so he started a live broadcast by the way.

Compared with before, this netizen looks much better. He has changed into short-sleeved home clothes, and the bedroom door is no longer always closed.

When the vicious cat saw Zhang Zian enter the house, it immediately hid under the sofa, but there was no way for it to hide completely because of the discarded courier boxes stuffed under the sofa, as long as people lowered their heads, they could see its tail or feet sticking out.

"It's much better now, although it's not very close, but at least it doesn't tickle me anymore...except when I cut my nails." The netizen introduced, "When I cut my nails, I have to wrap it tightly, otherwise it will make a fuss It's going to be like a chicken flying dog jumping."

In fact, most of the adult stray cats picked up are just like this. They only care about their relatives when they get up in the morning and when they are feeding. At this time, they can pet a couple of cats. At other times, they are basically two unrelated species under the same roof. , as long as they don't interfere with each other, you're lucky.

A netizen suggested that she get another cat, whether it is buying or adopting, as long as she has a good personality and a relative. Maybe the cat's personality can be changed to that of a relative.

Zhang Zian sneered, and said, "Water friends who often hang out in this live broadcast room, should have an impression of the netizen named 'Qiqi' in this shop, right? It's the netizen who often slavishly bargains for cat food."

:etc! I can't pretend I didn't hear what you said! What is a dead skin and shameless face!

:Hey! Chi Chi! Aren't you getting paid to shit? It's almost half an hour, I can't cover you in front of the supervisor anymore! You go offline! The supervisor is already calling an ambulance for you!

: I wipe! Shishi, you... don't try to borrow money from me in the future!

Leave the studio.

The conversation between the two of them was so explosive that the water friends in the live broadcast room were all dumbfounded.

Zhang Zian was also dumbfounded. He heard that Zhao Qi and his company started to work overtime after the resumption of work and production, trying to make up for the delayed orders. Thinking of her being paid to shit in the toilet while watching the live broadcast?

It is estimated that the next time she comes to buy cat food, she will point her nose and scold her.

The barrage of netizens began to develop in a strange direction.

"Yysy, I also often do paid shit."

"That's right, I will also deliberately dump the shit in the company before pulling it."

"Yes, paid shit is my silent protest against the 996 working system."

"Poop at work smells better than shit at home..."

"It's easy to get hemorrhoids because of squatting for too long..."

"But I didn't expect pretty girls to poop."

Seeing that the topic was getting more and more perverted, Zhang Zian had no choice but to bring it back.

"I just talked about Shuiyou. She is a regular customer of our store. She has a British Shorthair bought from this store at home. Then, because she usually goes to work during the day, she often goes shopping with her girlfriends on weekends..."

: ≈lt;===== girlfriends

Zhang Zian ignored Shishi's interruption, because he reckoned that Shishi would not be jumping for a few seconds, and Zhao Qi, who came back from the toilet, was going to take revenge on Shishi soon after being scolded by the supervisor.

"Anyway, since I'm always away from home during the day,

The time to get along with her cat is only at night, but there are a lot of things to do at night. In addition to unfinished work during the day and daily social interaction, maintenance such as applying facial masks is also time-consuming. I am a woman of over 20 years old, so the time to interact with her cat is relatively limited..."

: I rely on! You are ruthless! This poem is over!

Zhang Zi'an said at ease that he would be offended anyway, so it would be better to offend him enough, anyway, Zhao Qi will definitely slash the price next time he buys cat food.

"So, she has a disturbed conscience and feels that her cat is too lonely, and she has expressed the idea of ​​having another cat more than once—of course, during the beginning of the year, due to special reasons that everyone knows, no one can go out. , so she hung out with her cat all day during that time, temporarily dismissing this idea."

"However, it's not going back to work now, and she has to work overtime often. I guess she is about to come up with this idea again, including all the water friends in the live broadcast room. They already have a cat at home, and occasionally they will give birth to another cat. thought?"

This remark aroused widespread approval from these water friends in the live broadcast room.

"Although this is good for our business, I still advise her to think twice, because 'feeling a cat will be lonely' is a false proposition in itself, just like many parents say, 'If you only have one child, you will be lonely when you grow up, let's have a second child '...Have you discussed it with your first child and are you saying that she is lonely? It is obvious that you want to have a child and you want to have 'extra possessions', but you force it on your own child. Is this plausible?"

"Humans, like cats, are born with a sense of territoriality. They want to monopolize all resources and the love of their parents. But after all, humans are humans. Humans can overcome this selfishness and gradually develop feelings for their newborn siblings. Children Maybe when you are lonely, you definitely want to be accompanied by your parents rather than your siblings. Cats sleep for more than ten hours a day, and the owner just sleeps during the day when he is out working. How can he have time to be lonely? Cats are also more territorial. So I told you that raising cats is like opening a harem. If you see one and love one, if you want to raise another one, just say you want to raise it yourself, and don’t push it on your cat, because if your cat will Speaking of which, he sure doesn't want another cat sharing the space with him."

"It's hard to say that many people have two or more cats. Isn't it good? At first, the aborigines may reject it, but they gradually accept it."

"That's true, after all, cats have no choice, but here I want to remind you one thing solemnly, if you have two or more cats, the cats that would stick to you will no longer stick to you, and they will be with the same kind Staying together, chasing or fighting, it's like you raised two beauties at home, and you wanted to hug each other to enjoy the blessings of being equal, but they ended up getting together and ignoring you, you stupid... "

Netizen: "I feel offended!"