Chapter 1132 Chinese God Oil

As soon as the mysterious ancient Egypt is mentioned, a series of sensational rumors such as the curse of the pyramids, endless treasures, and mummies resurrected immediately sprout in the minds of many Chinese.

Similarly, when many Westerners mention China, many unrealistic fantasies will arise in their minds. For example, Chinese people are all martial arts masters, table tennis masters, and have braids behind their heads.

Modern Egyptians can barely be regarded as Westerners, but Egypt’s economic level and urban style are basically equivalent to those of China in the 1990s, and there are few Chinese who travel to Egypt, so their impression of ancient China is better than that of Chinese people. The impression of ancient Egypt is even more exaggerated.

In other countries, Richard’s flicks may not be able to deceive people, but the Egyptians really bought it because of their magical impression of essential oils and various fantasies about ancient China!

Zhang Zian couldn't understand the conversation between Richard and the six Egyptian men, but he could understand the greed written on their faces.

But he wondered, what did Richard use to arouse their greed? Could it be just relying on these few bottles of Pinxixi's popular cold oil?

Richard was talked about by Zhang Zian all the way, so that he could not keep his mouth shut, so as not to offend the local customs. He was already impatient with the talk, and it happened that these people were unrighteous first, so it would be fine to play tricks on them. Not wrong, right?

"For the sake of our close relationship, I will reveal another secret to you! Tell you, in addition to repelling mosquitoes, clearing away heat and relieving heat, and seductive temptation, the emperor's version of cool oil also has an ultimate effect, and I will not tell the average person. !” It pretended to be mysterious and said.

The appetite of these six Egyptian men was even higher, and they said impatiently: "What is the ultimate effect? ​​The friendship between China and Egypt will last forever, let this cool oil become a witness of the friendship between the Chinese and Egyptian people!"

Seeing that they were all in a hurry to grab it, Richard knew that his appetite was enough and he couldn't hold it anymore, so he said in a low voice: "This will start with Cixi's husband, do you know who is Cixi's husband? The Emperor of China? Isn’t this nonsense! Let me tell you, her husband is Emperor Xianfeng. You may feel unfamiliar when you hear this name, but it doesn’t matter. Twelve concubines, 3,000 beauties in the harem, the iron pestle was ground into embroidery needles. As a result, Emperor Xianfeng indulged too much, and the iron pestle was also ground into embroidery needles. What should I do? There are so many beautiful girls who can only watch but not eat. How unlucky?"

The six men showed tacit smiles and winked at each other.

"And then?" they asked.

Richard continued: "Later, Cixi appeared. There are seven levels in the Chinese harem, and it took only five years for Cixi to rise to the top, jumping from the fifth level to the second level. What did she rely on? The emperor's version Refreshing oil!"

If the six men realized something, "Could it be..."

"That's right! The ultimate effect of this Emperor's Cooling Oil is to solve your unspeakable secrets, prolong the fighting time, increase the fighting intensity, and restore your masculinity!" Richard shouted.

Zhang Zian mechanically gesticulated to cooperate with Richard. Before he recovered, he saw these big Arabian monkeys stretch out their big hands anxiously, snatching all the bottles of cold oil from his hands. Then they held it in their arms like a baby, and even guarded each other vigilantly!

What the hell!

What's happening here?

Zhang Zian was startled, his fingers were almost broken by these people.

He was speechless for a while, but since the cold oil that he wanted to give away had already been sent out, there was no need to stay any longer, not to mention that Fina was impatient with waiting, and every time she was hungry, her anger would increase.

"Etc., etc!"

He turned around and wanted to leave, but he heard someone yelling behind him. He thought it was these people who found out that this cool oil was not that cool oil, and wanted to beat him up. Just as he was about to run away, he heard Richard whisper Said: "Stop, you idiot!"

He didn't know why, so he had to stop.

The men ran over again, pointed at the oil and asked, "It's full of Chinese characters, we can't understand, how can we use it to... revive the masculinity?"

Zhang Zian couldn't understand, and it was Richard who answered on his behalf: "Have you heard of Indian oil? What? Never heard of it? Well, the usage is the same as that of Indian oil, just apply it there, don't be greedy, thin A thin layer is enough, the effect of the Chinese Emperor’s Cooling Oil is a hundred times stronger than that of the Indian God Oil, and the sourness... tsk tsk!"

The few men understood it, and as if they had found a treasure, they stopped smoking waterpipes, drinking black tea, and playing mahjong.

Now soon Zhang Zian was left alone, carrying a silver hookah at a loss.

"You idiot! What are you still standing here for? Run away! When they come back, make sure your chrysanthemums are turned into sunflowers—if they can come back, I guess they won't be able to get out of the ground for at least a day!" Richard De said, patting his head with his wings.

As soon as Zhang Zian heard it, he knew that this bastard was definitely causing trouble again, but he didn't know what it was this time.

In any case, the hero does not suffer from immediate losses, even if he wants to teach Richard a lesson, he must leave here first.

He called the elves to leave together, walked around a few alleys, and came to a relatively secluded place, before stopping to ask Richard in detail what happened just now.

Richard started when he heard that they felt that Chinese tourists were afraid to cause trouble and would bully Zhang Zian and planned to blackmail Zhang Zian, until he told them the reason for leaving in a hurry.

Zhang Zian and the elves were speechless.

Old Tea clapped his palms and said with a smile: "Evil people will be tortured by evil people. Richard's move is very kind. He punished them a little, so that they will know that our great country has capable people, and they dare not underestimate the world from now on! When meeting each other, the old man always felt that their faces were honest but cunning, and their demeanor was warm but hypocritical. I wanted to remind you, but I was worried that the faces and demeanor of the people here might be born like this, so I didn't say much. It turns out that the old man is really old-eyed No flowers."

Other elves also praised Richard's adaptability.

"Quack! My uncle's intelligence has finally been discovered by you!" Richard jumped up and down on Zhang Zian's head and shoulders alternately, excited.

"Stop praising it, its tail is up to the sky without seeing it?" He said helplessly, "But we won't be able to stay here for a few days anyway, the vast crowd, even if they want to find something, they can't find us , just pay more attention in the future... let's find a place to eat now."