Chapter 1131 Chinese Empress
Not just Egypt, but the entire Arab world where men and women are...not quite equal.
These men smoke waterpipes, play mahjong, and drink black tea here from morning to night every day, and push all the work to the women at home, and neither they nor their women take it for granted.
It would be wrong to say that they have nothing to do every day. For example, they often greet passing tourists and invite them to smoke hookah, drink black tea and play mahjong together. However, hookah can’t be smoked for free, and black tea can’t be drunk for free. Even if tourists smoke and drink, they have to pay for it. As for mahjong... If you can beat the Egyptians in Egyptian mahjong, you are considered talented, and it is more likely that you will lose even your pants.
Most locals in Egypt's popular tourist destination believe that foreign tourists are just chickens that run past their doorsteps.
Besides, all tourists have money, can people without money come to travel?
One yuan of RMB is almost equivalent to 3 Egyptian pounds, so 200 Egyptian pounds for a puff of cigarettes is not too much, right?
If tourists are duped by their façade of hospitality, or smoke shisha and drink black tea out of sheer curiosity, there is little chance of them leaving without paying.
These few men sit here every day, eating and sleeping leisurely and slaughtering tourists, but they also earn a lot of money. When they return home, they can still regard themselves as the pillars of the family.
Although Zhang Zian didn't know what their intentions were, but out of hygienic considerations, he never smoked their cigarettes or drank their tea, which made it impossible for them to blackmail them.
They have blackmailed other Chinese tourists, and they are no strangers to cool oil, but they have never heard of the emperor’s version of cool oil, so they temporarily forgot about the great cause of blackmail because of their curiosity.
After careful observation, they found that the cooling oil packaging box in Zhang Zian's hand was indeed different from the ones they had seen before. It was fresh and elegant with an extraordinary elegance, and their eyes became more burning-in fact, this was because other Chinese tourists were not mad. To the extent that Pinxixi wholesales cool oil and gives it to foreign friends.
"What is the emperor's version of cooling oil? It's for the emperor of China?" they asked in Arabic.
Zhang Zian couldn't understand what they were talking about, but Richard could. Not only could he understand these, but he also understood the swear words and code words they said to each other before they approached Zhang Zian. They thought the Chinese were easy to bully , Even if he is bullied, he will swallow his anger. He is a natural fat sheep, and he can't miss it when he passes by.
So it said in Arabic in a serious manner: "Yes! It is the imperial cooling oil of the Chinese emperor! Cixi! Have you ever heard of Cixi? She is basically the last female emperor of China, just like your Cleopatra seven Almost the world!"
They didn't know about Cixi, but when they mentioned Cleopatra VII, they understood, and they all exclaimed: "Oh! Is this the cooling oil used by Empress Dowager Cixi?"
Zhang Zian couldn't understand, but in order to prevent revealing his secrets, he could only imitate his mouth shape. Anyway, these people's attention was not on him.
When he inadvertently lowered his head, cold sweat immediately broke out on his brow!
Nima!
I didn't pay attention when receiving the goods!
This... this... this... this is not cooling oil at all!
When the courier arrived, he happened to be not at home. He might have gone to the beach. It turned out that Wang Qian and Li Kun signed for it. so brought.
Only then did he realize that what was written on the box was not "Qingliang Oil" but "Qingliang Oil"!
What is Nima Chian Oil? It won't kill you if you smear it on, right?
He was suddenly bewildered, and his mind was full of thoughts on how to get out of here...
"Yes! Yes! It is used by Empress Dowager Cixi! The emperor's version of cooling oil is not ordinary. Clearing heat and relieving heat is just a basic operation. The key is that after applying it, the body will naturally emit the fragrance of mint, and there is even... some unspeakable magic effect!"
Richard talked more and more vigorously, and made these men almost lost their way.
"What... what magical effect? Is it... that kind?"
Several men swallowed nervously,
Looking around, he asked in a low voice and eagerly.
"Cough! Well... you can't say it, you can't say it!" Richard deliberately kept it secret.
"What can't be said, everyone is a man, everyone understands! Egyptians and Chinese are good brothers! I have a cousin who works in the capital of China, and my brother-in-law is also studying in China! China-Egypt friendship lasts forever! "In order to get the answer, they talked nonsense and made close friends.
Richard didn't let go, seeing that Zhang Zian was still unmoved, they whispered to each other a few words, picked up a silver hookah and stuffed it into Zhang Zian's hands, "Here, here you are, in exchange for the secret of the emperor's cooling oil! "
Zhang Zian was worried about the cold oil, but he was suddenly stuffed with a hookah. Monk Zhang Er couldn't help but bewildered, but judging from the expressions and tone of these people, it didn't seem like they were angry, but rather anxious wondering what.
So he put down his heart and pretended to be calm. Anyway, he, a serious Chinese, has not noticed the lack of "Qing" for a long time. It is estimated that these Arabs who do not know Chinese characters at all will not be able to find it.
He flicked the silver hookah lightly with his fingernails, and a leisurely and pleasant croon sounded from the body of the pot, which made him very satisfied.
Praise Pin Xixi! Such a lump of silver is worth a lot of money, right?
Richard pretended to be mysterious and lowered his voice, and said at a volume that could only be heard by them: "Well, for the sake of the friendship between China and Egypt, I will make an exception and tell you! It is the effect you imagined Women can't resist the temptation of the emperor's version of cool oil at all, and they will feel ecstatic after smelling it, and they can easily hook up and go to bed without any effort, and you can get whatever you want on the bed!"
Several people were so startled that their eyes almost popped out.
Although Arab women are conservative, there are so many foreign female tourists here!
Among the thousands of small shops in Khan Khalili Market, some shopkeepers, in addition to their main business, also sell enchanting potions for women to regular customers.
When these Arab shopkeepers brag to each other, they are all proud of having met foreign female tourists of different skin colors, but female tourists are not so easy to hook up. Even with the help of love potion, the ones that can be hooked up are often ugly, but if Ordered the miraculous Emperor's Cooling Oil...
"Quack! Cixi, the last female emperor of China, made her debut in the C position by relying on this emperor's version of cool oil. All the way to the top, she fascinated the emperor under her skirt, and finally became an emperor through the ages!"
Relying on their ignorance of Chinese history at all, Richard adapted the experience of Cleopatra VII, which immediately convinced them!