Chapter 1293: The "Children" Are Back

"Ask, how many characters are there in the Thousand Characters?"

"Thousand Characters, of course it is a thousand... No, if the versions are different..."

"Stupid, the answer is three words!"

"Ha! Why is it like this again..."

"Ask, which one hurts more when you hit your head with an apple or a rock?"

"Of course it's a stone. The stone is so hard...it's an apple! A stone is that kind of sand or mud, right?"

"...It's the head that hurts more!"

"The head counts too!"

"You have already studied physics in junior high school, don't you know that the action of force is mutual?"

"What does that have to do with this question?"

"That is to say, you can say you hit your head with a rock, or you can say you hit your head with a rock."

"It's always like this... Anyway, you are the master, you always have a reason!"

Back at Tiandao Mountain, Ye Linglong became interested, and took a few more questions on his apprentice's serious understanding.

The result is no surprise, no matter how many years Serge Ming has been studying as a master, he still can't answer the questions of Master Ye Linglong correctly.

Even though Ye Linglong didn't keep asking those questions, there were probably tens of thousands of brain teasers that she asked over the years, and she didn't say much.

And the little boy is very serious, have you learned anything?

In fact, it cannot be said that there is nothing to gain.

At the very least, the little brat's head, after undergoing so many brain teasers, is far more flexible than it was before.

It's just that the brain teasers don't mean that you can answer many questions correctly without any disadvantage if you listen more and watch more and learn more.

There are many so-called brain teasers, although there are places that need to be turned, but the correct answer still depends on how you sophistry.

As for sophistry, little kids can't learn it. Even if they can answer ten plausible answers in one go, they can't stand the eleventh as the correct answer.

"How about it, Xiao Ming, do you want to keep guessing?" Ye Linglong asked with a smile.

"...Hmph!" The little brat turned his face to the other side.

Soon, Shi Lin and his group walked up Tiandao Mountain, talking and laughing like this, and came to the place where Ye Zan lived in Tiandao Mountain.

It wasn't that Shi Lin and the others were negligent on purpose, it was mainly because Ye Zan didn't urge them to come back so urgently when he informed them before.

Therefore, Shi Lin and the others hurried on their way as normal, and they were not in such a hurry that they had to run wildly for a few steps up the mountain.

On a hilltop of Tiandao Mountain is the residence of Ye Zan, the guardian of the Tao. It was also the residence of the Taoist Lord Linghua and Taoist Qinghong.

At this time, in the courtyard of this residence, Ye Zan and the Lin family siblings were chatting, or it could be said to be discussing the Tao.

After all, Ye Zan's "Tao" is different from that of Lin's siblings. They both say that "stones from other mountains can be used to attack jade", so there are naturally many benefits to communicating with each other.

This is probably the meaning of Taoist couple.

Then, Shi Lin and his group walked in through the open courtyard door.

Seeing Lin Miaomiao there, Ye Linglong's eyes flashed like "little stars", and she immediately jumped off the giant panda's back.

"Aunt Miaomiao!" Ye Linglong shouted happily, she opened her arms like a bird, and swooped towards Lin Miaomiao.

Ye Zan and Lin's brothers and sisters are all in the realm of Dharma, so naturally they already knew that Shi Lin and his party had returned to Tiandao Mountain.

Therefore, Ye Zan and the Lin siblings were not surprised to see Shi Lin and his party coming in at this time.

Ye Linglong flew towards Lin Miaomiao, and she was about to fall heavily into Lin Miaomiao's arms, but her body was suddenly fixed in front of Lin Miaomiao.

It turned out that it was Ye Zan who grabbed|| grabbed Ye Linglong's back collar from behind and lifted her up in the air like a kitten.

Ye Linglong didn't struggle, her arms and legs immediately drooped down,

He just swayed his body slightly from side to side.

With a twist of his wrist, Ye Zan turned his daughter to face him, and said angrily, "What are you doing, you went out to play and even forgot about your father, and you are the only one in your eyes, Aunt Miaomiao!"

"Hmm!" Ye Linglong rolled her eyes, made a cute expression on her face, and said coquettishly, "No, I miss Daddy the most! I've always thought about it, but I can't think about it!"

"Hey, if you don't learn well at such a young age, you'll learn to lie and flatter!" Lin Mumu jokingly said beside him.

As soon as Ye Linglong noticed Lin Mumu's appearance, she exclaimed softly, "Ah, brother Mumu!"

"I want to call you Uncle... No, I want to call you Uncle!" Lin Mumu corrected immediately.

"Okay, Brother Ye, put Linglong down quickly." Lin Miaomiao smiled, stretched out her hand to take Ye Linglong up, and teased: "She is a big girl now, I heard that she has already taken in apprentices, you have to Give her some face in front of her disciples."

"Yes, yes, Daddy, I have taken in an apprentice, how stupid!" Ye Linglong said hastily, as if offering a treasure.

"You!" Ye Zan shook his head helplessly, stretched out his finger and flicked Ye Linglong's smooth forehead, and then put it on the ground and handed it to Lin Miaomiao.

Ye Linglong fell to the ground, rubbed her forehead which didn't hurt so much with both hands, and ran to Lin Miaomiao's side with a smirk.

At this time, seeing the master and junior sister, the drama of father and daughter meeting was over, and Shi Lin and Wu Liao walked forward quickly.

"Disciple pays homage to the master, and to the two masters!" Shi Lin and Wu Liao respectfully greeted Ye Zan and the brothers of the Lin family as disciples.

Although, between Ye Zan and the brothers of the Lin family, they are all called "Brother Ye" and "Brother Ye".

But when it comes to the time to start cultivating Taoism, Ye Zan is obviously later than the Lin family siblings.

Moreover, this "Brother Ye" and "Brother Ye" don't actually mean elder brother, it's just a kind of intimate address.

Therefore, Shi Lin and Wu Liao, as Ye Zan's apprentices, wanted to call the Lin family siblings "uncles".

"Well, get up!" Ye Zan nodded with the prestige of being a teacher, raised his hand in vain to get the two of them to stand up, and then said to Shi Lin: "Shi Lin, there is something that needs you to go for the teacher. Do."

Then, without waiting for Shi Lin to say something like "mountain of knives and sea of ​​fire", "scarred blood", etc.

"Next, as a teacher, I will go to Yincao Difu. I don't know how long it will be delayed. During this period, as a teacher, I will leave the battle fortress in Yuqingzong to sit on Tongtian Peak. Just, in order to avoid distraction, the avatar will appear Unexpectedly, you need to be on the war fort just in case."

After talking about his own arrangement, Ye Zan turned his gaze to Wu Liao, and said, "There is also Wu Liao, you can go with your senior brother too."

"Disciple obeys!" Shi Lin didn't have any mother-in-law, so he simply bowed and accepted the order.

"Yes, disciple obeys!" Wu Liao also hurriedly said.

The two apprentices finished the arrangement like this.

Shi Lin and Wu Liao took the orders and stood aside, revealing the seriousness of Wen Tongji and Xiaopuer who were following behind.

"...Disciple Serious Ming, pay homage to Master!"

The little boy with a steamed bun head, a red bellyband, and || a pair of emerald green knickerbockers bowed respectfully to Ye Zan and fell to the ground.

"Hehe, let's do it!" Ye Zan was a little amused, but it is a fact that the kid in front of him has become his disciple and grandson, so he can only say: "Since my daughter has accepted you as a disciple, then you should keep in mind" Be a teacher every day, be a father forever', don't let down your master's kindness in preaching and teaching."

"Yes, the disciple must remember it!" The little brat hurriedly bowed down again, there was no shadow of the little magic star back then.

The little brat was done, and just like Shi Lin and Wu Liao, he stood behind these two uncles.

However, unlike Shi and Wu who were standing there with nothing to do, the little boy was not idle standing there.

Knowing that this time is not suitable for expressing the spirit of thousands of miles, but the little boy obviously has a lot of questions in his mind, and he will soon indulge in the sea of ​​questions standing there.

I saw the little boy, staring blankly at the front, muttering words in his mouth, and constantly pinching his fingers with his hanging hands.

It's almost like chanting a spell.

"Sanxiu Xiaodao warms Tongji, pays respects to Lord Wuji, pays respects to the two senior Taoists!"

Finally it was Wen Tongji's turn.

In Wen Tongji's heart, he was nervous, scared and excited at the same time.

It's not easy to meet Daoist Faxiang, let alone three of them at once.

Of course, this refers to low-level casual cultivators like Wen Tongji.

In short, Wen Tongji came directly to the ground, first saluted Ye Zan, and then saluted the Lin family siblings separately.

With Wen Tongji's cultivation base, it is of course impossible to see the cultivation base of the Lin family siblings.

However, as a low-level casual cultivator, observing words and emotions is a basic survival skill.

Based on Shi Lin and Wu Liao's previous names, and the information he usually read on the Internet through Qianli Zhuanshen, it was not difficult for Wen Tongji to guess the identities of the Lin family siblings.

"Get up!" Ye Zan said lightly.

"Yes, Xiaodao obeys!" Wen Tongji stood up with a smile on his face.

Still relying on observation, Wen Tongji knew that Ye Zan was not a person who liked nonsense, so he didn't insist on it.

Some people, he makes you up.

If you really get up, or get up too happily, he may get angry at you for being insincere again.

Also, he lets you sit.

Not only do you have to show that you are sitting, but you also have to let the other person know that you are not actually sitting.

For example, why sit half ass || shares.

Still have to fart||buttocks and chairs will not be posted yet.

etc……

However, Ye Zan was obviously not that kind of person.

"Before, the distraction incarnation of this seat asked you to follow Shi Lin and the others so that they would not be deceived by people like you again. You have done pretty well in these years, and it is enough to offset your plot against them. "

When Ye Zan said this, he glanced at Shi Lin and Wu Liao beside him, causing the two apprentices to shrink their necks slightly in fright.

Then, his eyes turned back to Wen Tongji.

Ye Zan pondered for a moment, in fact, he didn't think about anything temporarily, some things were already preoccupied, and he just stretched Wen Tongji.

After a while, Ye Zan finally spoke and said, "Wen Tongji..."

"The trail is here!" Wen Tongji quickly responded with a smile on his face.

"Since you have redeemed, you have ended your karma with me in vain. This seat should just let you go. However, seeing that you have worked hard these years, this seat will give you two ways to go. It all depends on your own choice." .”

Speaking of this, Ye Zan waved his hand, and bubbles appeared in the air, and each bubble contained something.

"First of all, I have magic weapons, elixir, and natural and earthly treasures here. You can choose one of them, and it can be regarded as your reward for these years. If you take the things, this karma will be over. In the future, whether you do good or evil will not matter. It's all up to your own making."

Hearing this, Wen Tongji immediately withdrew his gaze from the bubbles, knelt down on the ground with a "plop", leaned over and said, "Mr. Dao is merciful, although the small road is a casual cultivator, it also made mistakes in the past. But After following Daojun Gaotu these years, being inspired and taught by Daojun Gaotu, he has already reformed and re-behaved, and decided to focus on doing good and not doing evil in the future."

Ye Zan didn't react to Wen Tongji's determination, he just glanced lightly at him.

"Secondly, you have the inheritance of Taoism from your family. If you are accepted into the Yuqing Sect, you will not be happy. However, this seat is now in charge of Tiandao Mountain, so you can be included in the list of guardians of Tiandao Mountain. Of course, as a guardian of Tiandao Mountain, if you have to abide by the laws of Tiandao Mountain, you will find it difficult to be as comfortable as before. If you make mistakes..."

Before Ye Zan could finish speaking, Wen Tongji, who was kneeling on the ground, kowtowed his head like pounding garlic, and said while kowtowing: "Master Dao is merciful, this disciple is willing to choose the second road, and is willing to be the guardian of Tiandao Mountain and for me. Do your best to preach the righteous way!"

In fact, if possible, Wen Tongji would rather choose to worship Yu Qingzong.

After all, the Wuji Daoist in front of him is the Supreme Elder of Yuqingzong, or it is not an exaggeration to say that the Supreme Patriarch.

If he could join the Yuqing Sect, Wen Tongji and the Wuji Daoist would be his own people, and he would be of the same sect as Shi Lin and Wu Liao.

Yu Qingzong! Now there is a lot of momentum in the Shenhua domain.

According to rumors, there are various benefits in the Yuqing Sect, the pills are top-quality, there is a special gathering room for spiritual cultivation, and the spirit rice can be eaten with an open belly!

With so many benefits, who wouldn't love to be a part of it?

It's a pity that people say "you are not happy", but in fact it often means that they are not happy.

Although he couldn't worship Yuqingzong, compared with the first choice, becoming the protector of Tiandao Mountain is still a better choice.

You must know that even the disciples of the big sects and disciples of the Tiandao Mountain Dao protector job are all regarded as a beautiful job to grab their heads.

And Wen Tongji, a casual cultivator with no roots like a duckweed, can have the opportunity to become a guardian of Tiandao Mountain, just like a tramp who suddenly has a job in a state-owned enterprise.

You can't make a lot of money working in a state-owned enterprise, but at least it is better than a stable life compared to a wandering life where you are hungry and full.

"Well, if that's the case, let's go down with this!" Ye Zan nodded, then waved and threw a jade token, and continued, "Afterwards, someone will teach you how to be a guardian."

Wen Tongji raised his head, stretched out his hand to take off the jade plaque floating in front of him, and looked at the words "Guardian" on it, feeling quite dreamlike in his heart.

However, after all, Wen Tongji is also a person who has been in the rivers and lakes for many years. Knowing that now is not the time for emotion, he forced himself to recover and kowtowed again, and said repeatedly: "My disciple thank you Daojun, my disciple thank you Daojun!"