Chapter 1290: There Is No Priority in Learning, and Those Who Are Masters Are Teachers
Ye Linglong was obviously joking, using things like brain teasers to tease the little brat who turned into a bookworm.
However, the brat really took it seriously.
Ye Linglong is a child at heart, and she is also a joker. Seeing that the little kid is so easy to fool, she even used "teach the law lightly" to induce the other party.
The little brat is so smart, he immediately understood what Ye Linglong meant, so he asked, "Could it be that I joined your sect, so you can teach me this kind of brain teaser?"
"Enter our sect?" Ye Linglong raised her face, and said disdainfully, "Hmph, in the entire Yuqing Sect, only I...and my father know how to master such profound knowledge as brain teasers. But, my dad doesn't have time to teach you, he still has to teach Shitou, Xiaowu, and many, many people."
The little boy was a little anxious, and hurriedly said: "Then, then you teach me!"
"Tch, why should I teach you? Only a master can teach an apprentice. I'm not your master, and you're not my apprentice!" Ye Linglong rolled her eyes and made her words clearer.
Speaking of this, if the little brat can't understand, then it's really a brain teaser that can't be saved.
Fortunately, the little kid is still saved!
"Ha, I see, you want to take advantage of me and want me to call you Master!" The little boy not only understood, but also understood the deeper meaning.
However, Ye Linglong, whose intentions had been punctured, did not panic at all in the face of such a situation, but resorted to playing hard to get.
"Tch! It's so funny, you didn't even understand the elementary school Mathematical Olympiad questions, and I would be mad at you to be your teacher, I don't have that much free time!" Ye Linglong said dismissively.
"Hmph!" The little boy snorted coldly, turned his head and continued to look at Qianli Vivid.
However, the little kid couldn't stand it any longer.
He took a look at Qianli Vivid.
Turning his face away again, he looked at Ye Linglong from the corner of his eye.
He turned back to look at Qianli Vivid again.
Can't help but secretly look at Ye Linglong again.
After going back and forth like this three or four times, the little kid finally couldn't help it anymore, turned around to look at Ye Linglong, and asked, "Then besides ten birds on the tree, do you have any other sharp head turns?"
"It's brains! You just lack that brain." Ye Linglong corrected the other party's statement, feeling that the other party should be hooked, so she said with a smile: "Of course, I told you everything, this is very profound knowledge, How could there be only one question like that! Why, do you still want to guess?"
"Well, I'd like to see how great your profound knowledge is. I don't believe that I can't answer a single question correctly." The little boy nodded firmly.
"Hey!" Ye Linglong gave a smirk, pressed the giant panda Taiji's back, made it lie down a little, and got a little closer to the little boy, and said, "Listen up, on the tree..."
Before Ye Linglong could finish speaking, the little kid immediately shouted in dissatisfaction: "Hey, there are ten birds on the tree again! Didn't you say there are other questions?"
"Of course it's a different question. If you want to hear it, just listen!" Ye Linglong scolded unceremoniously, and then continued with what she just said, and said: "A little monkey is riding on a tree, and a little monkey is on the ground. How many little monkeys are there in total?"
"...Don't you use stones this time?" The little boy was quite cautious, drawing on the experience of ten birds, and asked an extra question.
Ye Linglong shook her head, and said amusedly, "Don't you think you've learned a little bit of knowledge? But, of course, you won't use stones for this question."
"Isn't that simple?" The little kid was relieved immediately, and then said confidently: "Seven on the tree, one on the ground, seven plus one and eight, a total of eight little monkeys!"
"Wrong!" Ye Linglong said mercilessly.
"What's wrong, there are seven on the tree and one on the ground, and you said it's useless to hit them with stones, so you won't scare the ones on the tree away!" The little boy retorted unconvinced.
"Listen carefully, it's a little monkey 'riding' on a tree, a rider riding a big horse, and a rider riding Tai Chi!" Ye Linglong patted the giant panda Tai Chi under her seat, emphasizing the homonym problem to the little kid , and finally gave a standard answer: "So, one on the tree and one on the ground, there are two little monkeys in total!"
"You...you can't, come again!" The little kid came up again.
This time, Ye Linglong sped up her speech, as if she wanted to play a quick question and answer, and said, "Hey, listen up, there are seven monkeys riding on the tree and one monkey on the ground, how many monkeys are there in total? "
The little boy didn't think about it at all, why asked the same question twice, and blurted out: "Two!"
"Wrong, it's eight, haha!" Ye Linglong said with a big laugh.
"Why, why are there eight more?" The little kid was a little suspicious of life.
"Listen clearly, it's riding... seven... monkeys on a tree!" Ye Linglong paused word by word, repeating the topic to the little brat.
"Ah, ride seven!" The little kid thought about it carefully, and found that it was really what the other party said, but he still said unwillingly, "Can the tree stand it?"
"Hee hee, don't worry if the tree can't stand it, it'll be eight monkeys if it breaks and falls." Ye Linglong laughed and buried her face in the giant panda Taiji's fur, and kept shaking her hands. Patted Tai Chi's neck.
The little kid looked deeply shocked, and after a while, he said from his mouth like a mosquito sneezed: "...Master...Master"
Ye Linglong had very good ears, and immediately sat up on the giant panda's back, looked at the little kid and asked, "Hey, what did you say?"
As long as you tear off the skin once, it's impossible to stick it back again.
The little brat finally gave it his all and said loudly to Ye Linglong, "Master, I want to learn from your sharp turn!"
"Boom!"
Before Ye Linglong could react, the head teacher of Xuantianzong who was having an awkward chat with Shi Lin suddenly jumped up from his chair.
Of course, it's not just Xuantianzong's head teacher, the other two elders who chatted with || also had similar reactions.
The six eyes of the three of them looked at Ye Linglong and the little boy in unison.
"Ancestor...Patriarch...don't do it!" Xuantianzong Headmaster's face was pale, and he shouted to the little kid as if crying.
Before, the little boy said that he wanted to worship Ye Zan's distracted incarnation as his teacher, but the head teacher of Xuantianzong and others worried about the issue of seniority and dissuaded him.
Fortunately, that Qingpao didn't think about taking advantage of this, so he directly rejected the little kid, leaving Qianli Vivid and the question bank behind.
This also made everyone in Xuantianzong feel relieved.
However, one must be on guard against everything, and one cannot guard against the studious heart of one's own patriarch.
We chatted awkwardly here for a while, but over there, it has developed to the point where the majestic Xuantianzong patriarch wants to worship a little girl as his teacher!
If I had known this earlier, when the little brat wanted to worship the Wuji Taoist Lord as his teacher, we shouldn't have stopped him! The head teacher of Xuantianzong, as well as those two elders, can be said to be too regretful at this time.
"What are you doing, you stopped me just now, and now you are going to stop me, I want to learn something, why is it so difficult!" The little kid looked at the few people who rushed forward, and shouted hysterically.
"Patriarch, isn't this a thousand miles away? It is said that there is everything on the Internet, can't we just study online?" The head teacher and elders of Xuantianzong surrounded the little kids and persuaded them earnestly.
"No, there are no such sharp turns on the Internet, I have to learn that!" The little boy also lost his temper, gnashing his teeth and glaring at the few people, assuming that he will not give up if he fails to achieve his goal, he said in a hateful voice: " It seems that I am too gentle with you, so that you have some misunderstanding!"
You know, before being "educated", the little kid was like a little devil in Xuantianzong.
His own strength is not weak, coupled with the status of "Patriarch", it is completely a sideways existence in Xuantianzong.
Some people are just "cheap". If you talk nicely to him, he will think you are easy to bully.
But now, seeing that the little kid was obviously impatient, the Xuantianzong members finally recalled the fear of being dominated in the past few decades.
"Father... ancestor... what do you want to learn, we can think of other ways, and it's not necessary to be a teacher!" Xuantianzong persuaded again without giving up.
"Hmph, if you have the ability, you guys will kill me today, otherwise no one will try to stop me. This master, I'm begging you!" The little boy slapped the Qianli Chuan Shen on the table after saying this. , cupped his fists and faced Ye Linglong.
At this time, between the little kid and Ye Linglong, there was still an elder of Xuantianzong standing in the way.
However, seeing that the little kid was about to kneel down, this elder was so courageous, he didn't dare to suffer the kneeling of his own patriarch!
As for helping...
Don't even think about it.
Therefore, the elder had only one choice left, and quickly stepped aside, revealing Ye Linglong who was standing behind him.
Perhaps, some people would think that since they dare not stop their patriarch, wouldn't it be enough to get the little girl Ye Linglong away?
But the question is, is Ye Linglong more annoying than a brat?
There is a saying "where there is a will, there is a way". Since the little brat wants to be a teacher with all his heart, how can Xuantianzong stop him!
"Plop".
The little boy knelt down on the ground, bowed down, and shouted in his mouth: "The disciple pays respects to the master, and asks the master to accept me as an apprentice, and teach me the way of brain teasers!"
As I said before, the little kid has no education, so naturally he doesn't know the etiquette of appreciating teachers and accepting apprentices.
Therefore, this ritual is a bit nondescript, and this speech is also messy.
Ye Linglong was still sitting firmly on the giant panda's back, looking left and right at the Xuantianzong members, as well as Shi Lin and Wu Liao who followed.
Whether it was the members of Xuantianzong, or Shi Lin and Wu Liao, they were all winking at various hints at this time, meaning that they wanted Ye Linglong to refuse.
Since the little brat wanted to be a teacher, and the people from Xuantianzong couldn't persuade him or dare to stop him, he could only find a way with Ye Linglong.
As long as Ye Linglong refuses to accept the little kid as an apprentice, except for the little kid who may be disappointed, it will definitely be "Hello, hello, hello everyone" to everyone else.
However, Ye Linglong is also a child!
Under everyone's attention and hints, Ye Linglong raised her hand with a smile, and said to the little kid in front of her, "Haha, good! Seeing that you are so sincere, I will reluctantly accept you as my apprentice."
It's over! Everyone in the Xuantian Sect suddenly felt their feet go weak, as if the end of the world had arrived, and their hearts were full of despair.
Their patriarch worshiped the little girl Ye Linglong as their teacher, so what should they do?
In fact, the distressed people are not only the people in front, but also the seniors who are behind closed doors.
Those old seniors, although their seniority is higher than the head teacher and elders, but no one can compare with Zuo Wang Dao Zu.
Fortunately, those old seniors are "dogs" enough, and they haven't come out of the retreat until now, but they have avoided the embarrassment of facing Ye Linglong.
At this moment, footsteps came from outside the hall, and the two elders who had gone to prepare gifts before came in with some disciples.
Those disciples of Xuantianzong were either holding them in their hands, or they were carrying them. In short, none of them were empty-handed, and they carried all kinds of boxes into the hall.
"Come on, put everything here and go out." An elder pointed to the center of the hall, and said to the disciples following behind.
"Teacher, there are three senior brothers, what's the matter with you?" Another elder keenly noticed that the atmosphere in the hall seemed a little depressed.
Before the head teacher and others could speak, the little kid who had successfully worshiped Ye Linglong as his teacher walked out between the head teacher and the elder with his head held high.
"Listen, I have already worshiped the master. When you see my master in the future, you must see me as if you saw me, otherwise...otherwise..." The little kid originally wanted to say some threatening words to these people like before. , but because of his education, he was a little speechless.
Fortunately, the two elders who just came in, as well as the disciples who were moving things, were already shocked when they heard the previous words, so they didn't have the heart to wait for the latter words.
"What, apprentice?"
"Teacher, what's going on here?"
The two elders, both shocked and puzzled, asked the head teacher and the other three elders.
However, the head teacher waved his hands helplessly, and said with a hoarse voice, "Don't, don't ask, it's better not to know about this!"
"Why don't you ask? What is the status of the patriarch? Who would dare to be the master of the patriarch!" An elder asked unwillingly.
Following a gust of wind, the giant panda Taiji rushed to the center of the hall from behind, with Ye Linglong still firmly on his back.
After coming in front of the crowd, Ye Linglong looked around the crowd, her eyes swept over their faces, and said proudly, "Hmph! I'm his master, what's the matter!"
"..."
There was silence in the hall, or it could be said to be dead.
"Heh, huh, little girl really knows how to joke! Come on, here is a gift for you, let's see if you like it." An elder suddenly said with a smile, as if he hadn't heard Ye Linglong's words at all, and was still thinking about himself I went to the gift side.
As long as I pretend not to hear, then bad things will not happen!