Chapter 1595 Full-Time Nanny! (15 More)

Drunk Breasts, first seen in an ancient poem, that sentence is probably heard by many people, the drunkard's intention is not to drink!

This sentence comes from Ouyang Xiu's "Drunk Pavilion", which is used to express that the original intention is not here but on something else, but Zhao Tiezhu has read unofficial history. Unofficial history says that when Ouyang Xiu created this sentence, he actually wanted to express that he was drunk, but he was not drunk because of drinking!

Why not drunk because of drinking? According to unofficial history, at that time Ouyang Xiu went to the "Drunk Spring" of Langye Mountain to have a secret affair with a woman. As a result, under the burning passion of the two, Ouyang Xiu imitated a baby's thing, and after tasting it, he actually felt like being drunk. Since then, there has been the eternal saying that the drunkard's intention is not to drink.

Of course, these are all unofficial history and are not credible, but Zhao Tiezhu has really heard of a famous instrument that people will feel drunk when sucking it. The name of this famous instrument is called drunken breasts.

As the name suggests, it is xx that makes people drunk after tasting it.

Of course, everyone knows what xx is.

Among the ten famous instruments of Chinese women, the one on the mouth is the Whale-sucking Hole, the one on the leg is the Jade Foot, the one on the hand is the Sun Hand, and the one on the chest is the Drunken Breast.

The power of the Drunken Breast is so strong that even our old Mr. Ouyang Xiu was drunk by the Drunken Breast and wrote a famous sentence through the ages, which is enough to show its power.

Zhao Tiezhu thought about it a lot, but he never thought that Li Linger would be the owner of the famous instrument Drunken Breast, because the reason why the famous instrument is a famous instrument is that it is special and public, and it is precious and rare. If the streets are full of famous instruments, then the famous instruments will not be called famous instruments, just like the streets are full of artifacts with all attributes plus 10,000, which can only be regarded as goods on the roadside stalls.

Among the women he knows now, there are actually five people who have famous instruments, and they are five of the ten famous instruments. This makes Zhao Tiezhu feel that he is lucky on the one hand, and happy for his future life on the other hand.

Of course, Zhao Tiezhu probably won't have a second chance to try Lu Xiaoman's sun hand, and it will take a while for Zhao Tiezhu to taste Lin Lei's jade feet, or it will take a while for Zhao Tiezhu to taste them, but this doesn't prevent Zhao Tiezhu from becoming one of the happiest men in the world.

Lin Si's whale-sucking hole, Su Man's koi-sucking water, and now Li Ling'er's drunken breasts, Zhao Tiezhu found that he seemed to have all the famous instruments to play with!

What else can you ask for in life?

"Brother Tiezhu, don't stare at me!" Although Li Ling'er was suddenly attacked by Zhao Tiezhu and lost her upper body, she felt a little flustered when Zhao Tiezhu stared at her so directly, and hurriedly blocked her chest with her hands again.

Zhao Tiezhu frowned and said, "Ling'er, move your hands away."

"What are you doing? Staring at me, I'll be shy!" Li Ling'er said shyly.

Zhao Tiezhu was stunned for a moment, then smiled and said, "I'm doing scientific research!"

"Scientific research? Then what are you researching? Researching people's breasts?" Li Ling'er looked like she understood you and said, "Brother Tiezhu, you want to see me, right? Why use such a high-sounding reason?"

"Okay, I just want to see it, let me see it?" Zhao Tiezhu was too lazy to talk to Li Ling'er, and gently stroked Li Ling'er's small waist. Zhao Tiezhu said, "Ling'er, be good, show it to your brother Tiezhu, okay?'

"Huh, that's better." Li Ling'er smiled, but did not move her hand away, but said, "Brother Tiezhu, move it yourself, I can't move it. "

Zhao Tiezhu reached out to move Li Linger's hand, but found that Li Linger pressed her hand hard on his chest, and then looked at him with a smirk.

Zhao Tiezhu chuckled, reached out to Li Linger's armpit, and directly tickled a few times. Li Linger cried out, and her whole body softened at once, and hurriedly shouted, "No, I'm ticklish!"

Zhao Tiezhu smiled, directly moved Li Linger's hand that was blocking her chest, and then stared at Li Linger's chest carefully.

Li Linger turned her head to the side. No matter what kind of woman, being stared at by a stranger in the most private part of her body, she would be shy and embarrassed. Li Linger was no exception. Although she was very familiar with Zhao Tiezhu, Li Linger couldn't help blushing.

According to ancient books, the most recognizable sign of drunken breasts is the small mole on the top of the chest, because all other signs of drunken breasts come from that mole. A mole, Zhao Tiezhu looked carefully and found the mole. The mole was located at the top.

In the spirit of scientific research, Zhao Tiezhu lowered his head and made a common movement of a baby.

Li Linger didn't expect Zhao Tiezhu to move his mouth as soon as he said it. She whimpered and trembled, then hugged Zhao Tiezhu's head with both hands.

Zhao Tiezhu was hugged by Li Linger, and he buried his head in the breasts.

Sure enough, the faint smell of wine spread to his entire mouth again.

Zhao Tiezhu really wanted to laugh out loud. This drunken breast can be regarded as the most magical one among the ten famous instruments, because it can not only bring endless pleasure to you as a man, but also, after the owner of the drunken breast has a child and enters the lactation period, the drunken breast will secrete a very magical thing, and then it will be mixed in the breast milk to feed the baby. If the baby eats such a thing, the body will be very healthy. It is said that it can develop its brain area in infancy.

In fact, the degree of brain development of each person is very small. Normal people only have a few percent. Scientists as strong as Einstein only have more than 10%. If the baby can be fed with the milk secreted by the drunken breast, the baby will have a great degree of direct brain development in the early childhood to more than 5%. Don't underestimate this 5%. This is the difference between genius and ordinary people.

Zhao Tiezhu seemed to see his son wearing a doctoral hat, and he was so comfortable.

Li Linger looked at Zhao Tiezhu and smiled foolishly with his head buried in his chest. It was so awkward.

"Brother Tiezhu, you... you are not stupid because of happiness, right?" Li Ling'er asked worriedly.

"Hahaha, no, no, I am not stupid." Zhao Tiezhu raised his head, looked at Li Ling'er, and said, "Ling'er, you will have a very difficult task in the future!"

"What task?" Li Ling'er asked puzzledly.

Zhao Tiezhu shook his head mysteriously. Of course, he would not tell Li Ling'er that he wanted her to be a full-time nanny.

(Although the outbreak time has passed, I still added 10 more chapters. Not much to say, we are never afraid of anyone when it comes to updating.)