Chapter 1594 Famous Instrument! (14 More)
I have to say that Zhao Tiezhu's speed in taking off women's clothes and underwear is really first-rate. Usually, it takes two hands to unbutton a girl's underwear from behind, but Zhao Tiezhu not only uses one hand It was untied, and it was done very quickly. If there was a competition to untie women's underwear with one hand in this world, and Zhao Tiezhu would be among the top, there would definitely be no problem.
Li Linger's underwear was untied, and Li Ling'er's pair of jade rabbits that Zhao Tiezhu thought about day and night appeared in front of Zhao Tiezhu's eyes happily.
At this time, Li Ling'er seemed to have woken up from a shock. He put one hand on his chest to protect his chest, and then put his other hand on Zhao Tiezhu's chest and said, "Brother Tiezhu, you...you are too pushy!"
"Oh, what do you mean by trying to push the envelope? We are willing to give in. At best, we are only giving in." Zhao Tiezhu just let Li Ling'er press against his chest and said with a bad smile, "Ling'er, since you have taken it off, then take it off." , Anyway, I’ve seen everything I should and shouldn’t see, so if you put it back on now, it would be a bit of a waste.”
"What do you mean you should see and shouldn't see? You can see everything! Well, Brother Tiezhu, you have seen all of my innocent body, you... you are a bad guy! Brother Tiezhu is Big bad guy!" Li Ling'er pouted and looked at Zhao Tiezhu aggrievedly.
"Ouch, I'm broken, what can you do?" Zhao Tiezhu smiled evilly and pushed his lower body forward. Li Ling'er's face turned red and said, "Brother Tiezhu, you can't ejaculate me, can you?"
Zhao Tiezhu's face immediately froze. After a long while, Zhao Tiezhu smiled coquettishly and said, "Well...how can you use such an unelegant word as qj? We are half-assed, half-assured!"
"Hmph, Brother Tiezhu, you...if you dare to qj me, I...I will ask Sister Yan Ni to confiscate your crime tools!" Li Ling'er threatened.
"Let me go, do you really think I am such a worthless person? Going to bed has to be consensual, qj, only a worthless person can do that, and it is also a crime, for you I am used to killing such a delicate little girl first and then annihilating her." Zhao Tiezhu's face suddenly turned gloomy.
Li Ling'er was not frightened by Zhao Tiezhu, but snorted and said, "Brother Tiezhu, you have to take action. Let's see if you can't bear it. Huh! Kill first and then annihilate. That is the pervert among perverts. Brother Tiezhu, you It's just a perversion, at best it can only be annihilated first and then killed."
"Okay, since you look down on me so much, then I will stab you to death with my stick!" Zhao Tiezhu said viciously.
"You should come, huh, brother Tiezhu, you always scare me!" Li Ling'er said dissatisfied, "I can't do it, I can't do it. You took advantage of me today. What should I do now? I'm so clear. My innocent yellow-flowered girl, how can I get married after being kissed, touched and teased by you like this?"
"Why are you getting married!" Zhao Tiezhu stared at Li Linger and said, "Who dares to marry you?"
"Tch, there are so many people who want to marry me!" Li Ling'er said proudly, "For example, so-and-so, and so-and-so, well, they send me messages on QQ all day long, if I say I have a headache and a fever They have to comfort me all day long, unlike you, who only know how to bully others and take advantage of them!"
"With me here, no one can marry you!" Zhao Tiezhu said proudly, "If anyone dares to marry you, I will destroy him."
"Haha? Brother Tiezhu, how can you be so domineering? It's not like you, so you can't stay unmarried for the rest of your life, right? Then I'm not in a hurry, my parents will be anxious to death!" Li Ling'er said.
"Anyway, you are not allowed to marry anyone else." Zhao Tiezhu said with a rogue smile, "As the saying goes, women have three obediences and four virtues. Since you have been touched, kissed and taken advantage of by me, then other men besides me in your life, You can’t even marry.”
Li Ling'er's face suddenly calmed down, and then he looked at Zhao Tiezhu, sighed faintly, and said, "Brother Tiezhu, I can't marry you either, do you think so?"
"Why not?" Zhao Tiezhu said, "In the worst case, let's get an Arab nationality."
"Wow! Brother Tiezhu, you are so carefree! According to a normal man, at this time, he should say that I only love you! Why do you want to get an Arab nationality? Do you really want to have a house full of wives and concubines?" Li Ling'er shouted.
"Well... I love Yan Ni, I love Lucy, I also love Ziyi, and of course I love you too, but I can't favor one over the other, right?" Zhao Tiezhu said, "As the saying goes, a responsible man does not lie in his ability What makes one woman happy is that he can make many women happy. If he can only make one woman happy, that is what he should do, and he cannot make excuses. But if he can make many women happy, then this person is very good. I am taking responsibility! I am working hard to become a responsible man!”
"Tch, in the final analysis, brother Tiezhu, you still want to have a group of wives and concubines. Alas, you miss me, Li Ling'er. In my good years, I was more delicate than flowers, but in the end, under such circumstances, you used force to occupy my body. Alas, this Life, I feel really miserable when I think about it." Li Ling'er sighed and said with emotion.
"I think so too." Zhao Tiezhu said seriously, "However, I am not occupying your body now. Since you have said it, I can only reluctantly turn what you said into reality!"
"What?" Li Ling'er looked at Zhao Tiezhu in confusion. Zhao Tiezhu reached out and removed Li Ling'er's hand that was protecting his chest, and then lowered his head to Li Ling'er's chest.
A strange sound like a baby sucking a pacifier sounded from the bed. Li Linger trembled and looked at Zhao Tiezhu's head coquettishly. She wanted to push Zhao Tiezhu's head away, but she felt weak all over.
"Oh my god!" Zhao Tiezhu raised his head suddenly, looked at Li Linger, and said, "You... this is his mother's famous tool!"
"What?" Li Linger was startled by Zhao Tiezhu's sudden raising of his head, but the numb feeling disappeared all of a sudden, which made Li Linger quite disappointed.
"No, no!" Zhao Tiezhu shook his head, but his eyes were fixed on Li Ling'er's naked breasts in front of him. Just when he suddenly lowered his head and did that, his whole mouth suddenly burst into a fragrance that seemed like the smell of wine. This fragrance was very strange, and what was even more strange was that there was a sweet feeling accompanying this fragrance. Unless Li Ling'er had wine on her chest, otherwise, it would not be possible to have this taste. According to historical records, there is a famous instrument with such characteristics. The name of that famous instrument is - Drunk Breasts!
(Ling'er also has a famous instrument, shocking, right... These famous instruments are my own ideas, and you can't find them on Baidu.)