Chapter 781 ? Detective Anne in Black?

'Ding dong! '

‘My fellow alien travelers, the last spaceship to the planet be2019y0726ke this month is coming soon. Alien passengers who are still stranded in the waiting room should go to platform 18 to check in and board the ship as soon as possible...’

'Ding dong! '

‘My friends, alien travelers, this month’s last trip to…’

'...'

"Hey! That idiot must be late, but what an unlucky guy!"

Agent J was holding a plain mug, leaning against the door of a staff lounge on the second floor of the customs and departure hall of the headquarters of the men in black, looking at the customs hall in the distance Busy black-clothed staff, security agents patrolling, and alien tourists coming and going, or visiting aliens from outer space waiting in line for customs clearance and inspection.

Then,

Of course, he also heard the crisp female announcer's announcement, and saw some soft-bodied crawling alien in the waiting room trying to push hard on the smooth floor of the waiting room When he crawled towards the ticket gate of platform 18 at a speed of less than two miles per hour, he knew that the alien would definitely not have time to board the plane!

Maybe, for the next month's flight, it could come earlier and go to the gate early to wait? This is also something that can't be helped, who made it grow so many feet, but still walks so slowly? Moreover, the other party knew at a glance that it was a marine aquatic creature on a certain planet. Now they come to play on the earth where the ocean area accounts for more than 71% of the planet. They must not have imagined such a situation, right?

j But I have heard about that guy. When the other party came to the earth and found that all the people on the earth live on land, it is said that he was very surprised?

But fortunately, today is already the 26th, and there are only a few days before the first flight next month. If the other party does not want to go to another planet to transfer, I am afraid they can only fly on the earth. Stayed on for a few days...

Of course, before that, it's better to spend a little money to buy an exoskeleton armor for transportation or something like a Xiaofei moped or a walker? Otherwise, it may not be able to catch the flight to the planet be2019y0726ke next time.

"??"

"Hi~! Little beauty, what are you looking at? Why, do you want to have a drink too?"

j sipping his own refreshing drink,

Seeing a passing female detective staring at him with beautiful big brown eyes blinking, thinking that he was attracted to her somewhere, he smiled and showed his big white teeth, and raised his hands cup, and extended an invitation to the other party with a smile.

He himself looks handsome, but he is even more handsome when he wears the standard clothes of men in black, and this black suit and black tie. J actually knows it well, so ah, now seeing Finally, someone was attracted by his charm, so he quickly sent out an invitation, planning to take advantage of his free time today to hook up with these beautiful and heroic female detectives in the organization.

"ah!!"

"No! No need! Thank you for your kindness!!"

As if she had confirmed something, the female detective who was staring at the other party suddenly changed her expression, and quickly waved her hands while straightening her face again, then walked forward quickly, twisting her big buttocks. Ass, after a few strokes, he quickly walked forward, turned a corner and left here in a hurry.

"strangeness……"

The other party's departure made J a little puzzled, he didn't understand why the other party's face suddenly changed so quickly, maybe... it was because the little beauty was too shy?

That's right, it must be that way!

After all, they are not very familiar with each other, and it is indeed easier to fail if they invite something hastily? Besides, in the headquarters of the Men in Black organization, everyone is at work, but not everyone can rest for a whole day like his agent j.

"Hey! Look at me, I forgot to ask what her name is and which department she is in..."

After a while, J, who remembered something, stretched out his hand and patted his head angrily, and grabbed those curly hairs less than an inch long on his head and scratched for a while.

"Suck... Suck..."

call!

I don't know why, but the coffee made by those four alien-like guys today is surprisingly good? Maybe, it might be because he finally had a rare free day for agent j today?

Anyway, this thing is very rare, because, today, a bad old man who is more capable of exploiting his subordinates than those capitalists, the big boss of the headquarters of the men in black organization Z, the other party did not give him another agent for the first time Arrange any new tasks with Boss K?

This made him feel puzzled in his heart, and he was also willing to accept that he could finally have time to rest here at the headquarters for a day.

Since he didn't have too much time, he didn't choose to go home to rest, but wandered around the headquarters of the men in black, and just wandered into this lounge, and accidentally discovered that the four animals that seemed to be in the headquarters The Zerg guys who are here to help prepare the coffee here.

In fact, it's not that he doesn't want to go back to his home to have a look, but because his home is far away from here. If some bad old man suddenly arranges a task temporarily, I'm afraid he won't be able to come back in time...

And if he can't make it back, he will be scolded again! ?

So, let's just leave it at that!

but……

Seriously, ever since he, Officer Edward, left his police force, started applying for Men in Black agents and stood out from the elite applicants among the so-called elites of the Marine Corps, National Guard, Air Force, and the all-pervasive fbi And after getting the position of the man in black agent, he has been carrying out missions with high intensity for almost a month.

From the Manhattan city streets above their heads to the headquarters of the man in black deep underground, from the hot South American desert to North American icebergs, from the European mountains and forests to the African prairie, etc., he left the footprints of his agents everywhere. ...

It can be said unceremoniously that he, Agent J, has made great contributions to the organization of the Men in Black during this period of time... Of course, he also made many low-level mistakes, and was caught by a bad old man many times After being scolded, he was almost fired... But fortunately, he persisted.

Today, he got a full-time job by accident, from being an apprentice or a temporary worker of the man in black to becoming an official detective of the man in black!

From now on, except for his boss, his number one friend and good partner, his good partner's agent K, and some bad old man Z, no one can accuse or threaten to fire him anymore.

In any case, James Darrell Edward finally used his own efforts to prove his own value, proving that he is basically qualified for the job of the man in black agent! Of course, the name James Darrell Edward no longer exists in the outside world, nor does it exist in the world of the man in black...

Now he's called j, mib's black detective j, that's all! !

'Ding dong! '

Dear travelers, the spacecraft at Barrio Station suffered an engine failure, and a large-scale leak of highly toxic fuel occurred. Now engineers are urgently repairing it. Therefore, the Super Metro Line 1 and Line 13 leading to Barrio Station The line is temporarily closed, sorry for the inconvenience caused...'

'...'

"Hey! Another glitch?"

"I knew those aliens must be uneasy and kind, look, what kind of junk did the Akiron Empire sell to us?!"

It's not just once or twice that the engine failure of the spaceship at Barrio Station has occurred!

Anyway, during the time j has been working in the headquarters of the man in black at mib, this is the second time he has heard a report of a malfunction... I don't think it must be that those aliens deliberately sold outdated spaceships Given them to the earthlings, is it because they deliberately sell some gadgets with quality problems, so they can earn their earthlings’ repair fees and parts replacement fees by relying on frequent maintenance?

That kind of little trick, in fact, some unscrupulous manufacturers of the earthlings have been familiar with it countless years ago, and those little tricks of aliens can't fool his famous rookie agent J at all!

"Well?!"

"Hi K! Why are you here? Oh! How are you? Would you like a cup of coffee? Let me tell you, the four of them don't seem to be slacking off today. The coffee beans are ground pretty well and taste very delicate. Do you want to come here?" Do you want to try it?"

J who was resting and watching the bustle of the aliens in the customs below, listening to the broadcasts in the customs and the waiting room, pointing and joking from time to time, suddenly saw his good partner K boss walking As soon as he walked towards him, he hurriedly greeted him, and after taking a big sip of the drink in his hand, he raised the coffee in his hand and asked.

Today's coffee is really good, he has already drank the third cup, and he remembers that there is still a little bit left in the strange coffee pot in this small lounge, if K wants to have a cup, That would certainly be enough.

"..."

"Bugs' coffee? Still very delicate?!"

When K who came over heard his assistant J's words, he was taken aback for a moment, then frowned and looked at the coffee cup in his hand.

Feeling a little strange in his heart, he took another step forward, leaned closer to the other party's cup and sniffed it. When he smelled a strange special 'fragrance' in it, his expression quickly changed, and he grinned. Grinning, he quietly took a small step back without making a sound.

"uh-huh?"

"K, what's the matter with you, is there any problem?"

J had no idea what K was up to, he imitated the other person and sniffed the cup in his hand curiously, then took another sip...

It's no problem at all, the coffee is still warm, it's in that little strange silver metal thermos, it smells pretty good, and it tastes really good, it's very delicate, and the taste is very lingering...it's obvious , Those four worms must have put some thought into it? Anyway, in J's opinion, the cup in his hand is definitely not inferior to those of the best! !

"J!!"

"Listen, if I were you, I'd throw that thing away immediately and swear I'd never touch that silver 'coffee pot' on Table Mountain again?!"

Seeing that the other party dared to drink, Agent K took a small step back without any trace, and after getting a little further away from the other party, he rarely raised a small arc at the corner of his mouth , and then stared at the companion in front of him who was gradually becoming a little embarrassed under his gaze with that very weird look.

"What kind of eyes do you have?"

grunt! grunt!

"Really! I think this stuff is delicious. If you don't want it, then I won't keep it for you. I can drink at least two more glasses!!"

Although he felt that the companion in front of him suddenly became a little weird, but after j sniffed the mouth of the cup in his hand again to make sure that there was nothing wrong with the contents, he couldn't figure it out, so he simply raised his head and drank it Drank it all, and then gestured to the other party with the empty cup.

Such a good thing, he must have no reason to let it go! So, although he still doesn't understand why Boss K said that strange thing just now, he still hasn't changed his previous desire to fight, that is: go and drink up all the good things that the insects left behind!

"..."

Although the truth of the matter may be somewhat cruel, but after thinking about it, K is finally ready to ruthlessly tell the other party a very bad fact:

"j..."

"Let me tell you this..."

"As we all know, the digestive systems of most aliens are different, and the digestive organs of Zergs are also very different from ours? So, they can't completely digest the food of our earthlings... Facts In fact, like coffee, they generally just drink a taste, and digest and absorb a small part of the caffeine?"

"Then……"

Speaking of this, K saw the face of the assistant in front of him, and after realizing that the assistant was getting a little ugly, he paused, ready to continue organizing his words...

Obviously, the other party is not stupid, seems to have realized something?

However, K, who is ready to do it to the end, still intends to explain the matter thoroughly so that the other party will not make such a low-level mistake next time?

"Well……"

"Then, most of the food they drink, including beverages such as coffee, will be pulled out intact? Of course, it must be with some of their body fluids and secretions. Unavoidable..."

"And the silver 'coffee pot' with a special mark inside is actually their special toilet? You also know that they are so big that they are definitely not suitable for sharing the bathroom with us humans... You may not know, Under normal circumstances, our other agents would not touch that thing, but you..."

"You even took the initiative to drink that stuff?!"

Suppressing a smile and speaking up to this point, after explaining the matter very clearly, K happily hugged his arm, facing someone with a pale face, who was already quietly covering his neck with the other hand, The partner who seemed to be preparing for some kind of action finally teased.

He, Agent K, didn't lie, because that was indeed the truth, almost all the agents and employees in black knew about this kind of thing! And why doesn't j know about it until now, and no one has reminded him... Maybe it's because the other party's performance has been so bad recently, making mistakes repeatedly, so that his popularity has not been very good?

But it doesn't matter, as long as he sees that the other party is doing something wrong, he will always correct it in time, just like now? !

"Well……"

"Please, please wait..."

J, whose complexion has become more and more ugly, can no longer take care of continuing to talk to his boss K. He opened his eyes, covered his mouth, and threw the drink he just drank on the table facing the door. After emptying the cup, he rushed directly into the bathroom...

‘Ouch~! '

Swish! gurgling! !

‘Ugh~! ! '

Soon, there were bursts of flushing sounds from the bathroom and the tragic sound of some unlucky guy vomiting...

Benedict! Benedict!

"Don't worry j, you've already been vaccinated, and it's not poisonous, you won't die if you drink it!"

"Believe me, you are definitely not the first person to drink that kind of thing by mistake. They have been proven to be harmless. You don't have to be so nervous at all?"

Shaking his head, he walked slowly to the door of the bathroom, and then lightly knocked on the metal, before K finally comforted an assistant inside with some schadenfreude.

'vomit! ! '

'k...you, have you guys drank too? ! '

After a long time, the voice of a weak detective came from inside.

Obviously, J is in a very bad mood now, the good mood when he was leaning against the door watching those aliens and taunting other aliens just now is gone! However, if it can be confirmed that his partner, his k boss, had drunk that stuff by mistake before, maybe he wouldn't be in a bad mood?

After all, in that case, none of them will laugh at anyone in the future...

"I?"

"No! No! No! I stayed in our mib organization many years earlier than Chongchong. I know all their habits. I studied them for a while back then, and I saw them eating with my own eyes many times. What the hell! By the way, the silver toilet that you poured out of the coffee from was custom-made by someone before me, how could I drink that by mistake?"

For K, who has worked with Boss Z for more than forty years, it is obvious that drinking by mistake does not exist.

In fact, during the years that Chongchong have been working in the staff lounges, as long as he sees fresh hot coffee that is not poured from the coffee machine, he will not drink it at all, and he will not easily eat any coffee. Go through the hands of the bugs and look wrong? !

'vomit! ! '

Swish! gurgling! !

The sound of vomiting and flushing came from the bathroom again...

Obviously, what K just said is a cruel fact for a certain agent J who is making troubles inside... because ah, that means that his extravagant hope of seeking comfort and a sense of balance has failed.

It is conceivable that many staff agents who passed by and saw him pouring coffee from a silver 'coffee pot' just now are laughing at him in private now!

No wonder...

No wonder he always felt that there was something wrong with the eyes of those passing by, some guys who hesitated to talk, and he thought they were jealous of him becoming a regular worker from a temporary worker... Also, the one who had been staring at him just now Female detective, he even thought that the other party was interested in him, a handsome guy named detective j... But who would have thought that the truth would turn out to be such a bad one?

Benedict!

Benedict! Benedict!

"Hey! Are you feeling better? j... It's time for us to perform the task, please hurry up?"

After waiting for a while and hearing no more movement from inside, Agent K raised his hand and knocked on the iron door of the bathroom three times again, urging him impatiently.

He didn't come here to do housework or chat with the other party, but because there is a relatively safe and easy task for the two of them to deal with, and it is still a kind of freedom, regardless of success or failure. Task?

'Wait, wait a while...'

'Boss K...'

'vomit……'

'I remember... Then, didn't that bad old man say that we can move freely today and have a day off? '

‘Ahem… vomit! ! '

There were bursts of weak vomiting and coughing sounds from inside. Obviously, a certain agent J is in a bad mood right now. It seems that he doesn't want to go out to perform missions in this state?

Fortunately, he didn't go home just now, otherwise, he would definitely have to rush back now!

But ah, now J can't wait to choose to go home just now, in that case, he probably won't drink the damn excrement of those damn Zerg aliens! !

By God, he hated those four guys more and more!

I really regret it at the beginning, why did I die just now, insisting on staying in the headquarters, and preparing to study hard about those aliens?

"You're right!"

"But now we need to recruit a new agent of the man in black... You know, because after discussing with the senior management, Boss Z felt that it would not be a problem to let that little guy mess around outside, so he wanted to find some for her." To do something serious?"

To put it bluntly, in fact, z and the bosses of other organizations think that the little girl is very capable and has great potential. Although the other party's ability to make trouble is not small, no one can deny that the other party has repeatedly given them black The fact that people helped a lot?

Moreover, it has been so long, those evil dragon aliens don’t know why they have never appeared again, thinking that the other party is likely to be busy with other things and will not come to the earth to make trouble in a short time, they resolutely Decided to squeeze out the value of that little alien girl!

Firstly, they can prevent the other party from running around and causing trouble, and secondly, they can still make full use of the other party's powerful fighting ability to do things for their men in black?

after all,

The fact that the opponent singled out more than a hundred "Xielailong" soldiers and a small space battleship was obvious to all!

Benedict! Benedict!

Slap!

"..."

Agent K just wanted to keep knocking on the door to urge him, but suddenly, the iron door of the bathroom was opened by his partner from the inside.

"brat?"

"You mean Anne? Are we going to recruit a guy as young as her? But, she's only eight years old this year..."

After the iron door was slammed open, Agent J, who still had water stains on his face, finally poked out his half of the body from inside, and asked K outside in a somewhat inconceivable way.

"Of course it's her!"

"But this matter is up to her to decide. Although our organization can't keep her forever, we won't force her."

K knows what the higher-ups mean, it's nothing more than to better monitor the little girl, let the other party have things to do, and use vigorous energy to make some contributions to the earth, so as not to walk the dog all day, play with birds or cause trouble, so as not to cause trouble. Did they cause greater trouble?

Moreover, they also have every reason to believe that if the other party is really willing to accept the recruitment, then they only need to arrange more tasks for the other party. Maybe when that little guy gets annoyed, he will sneak away. uncertain? !

If that's the case, then the men in black are too worry-free! !

Because their headquarters just got a message that that little guy went to kidnap another legal alien today? In short, this kind of thing is very detrimental to the work of the men in black. There are some things that they can't explain clearly to that little guy. Therefore, due to various reasons, today's thing finally happened, and they needed K to recruit The other party, let the other party become a glorious detective in black.

PS:

Most of the above content is purely K's own personal guess, what exactly he thinks, Boss Z didn't tell him in detail...

"Are you feeling better now?"

"If it's ready, let's prepare quickly, and we'll set off after lunch! However, I think you may have no appetite for lunch?"

Agent K, who was in a happy mood, looked up and down at his embarrassing partner, seeing the livid face and the water-stained front of the other party, endured and endured, and finally couldn't help but grinned directly.

It's strange, he, Agent K, is in a surprisingly good mood right now?

so,

He felt that it was very possible that today's mission would go smoothly unexpectedly, so that the little guy Annie, who had nothing to do all day, would fall into the arms of their MIB special police in black, become one of them, and contribute to the safety of the earth. And fight hard until the other party quits and runs home?

"..."

"K! It's not your style to gloat about other people's misfortune!"

Taking a deep breath, he felt as if he had vomited out all the contents in his stomach, finally, after hesitating again and again, j shook his head, and walked out of the bathroom with a dark face.

It is conceivable that in the next period of time, he, Agent J, will definitely become the laughing stock of the men in black headquarters! So, until it was useless to hide, finally decided to face the cruel fact, and was ready to accept anyone's malicious or non-malicious ridicule?

"I'm not gloating!"

k He himself just felt happy, so he just wanted to laugh from the bottom of his heart... And things like schadenfreude would definitely not happen to him, an old employee who is rigorous, kind, pragmatic and hard-working body!

"..."

This is also an old bastard...

J's face was dark, obviously he didn't believe the words of Boss K, an honest man who opened his eyes and told nonsense in front of him! Because, if it wasn't for taking pleasure in other people's misfortune, the other party's supposedly cold, dead face is now smiling, and he doesn't want to hide it at all, so what's going on? !

However, now that he has a new task, J, who is optimistic and open-minded by nature, doesn't want to know the other party! !

'Here we are. '

'Hahaha! '

'Did you see it? The guy who came to Earth just now is really interesting! '

'I saw it too, it doesn't have a brain in its head? '

'Then what the hell is it thinking with, ass? '

'Ha ha ha ha……'

'oh? Is someone slacking off here and not working? '

Just when J and K were about to leave the small black-clothed staff rest room, the four heads were crossing their shoulders, and the insects, who were only as high as an adult's knee when standing up, were talking loudly about something, They smiled unscrupulously and walked in side by side.

'Hi~! k? '

'And the unlucky ghost j? ! '

'Hello you all! ! ! ! '

The four greetings sounded in unison, and under K's friendly wave and the glare of a certain black-faced agent J, who had always been black-faced, or became even darker, they came out for the first time. He walked to that table for a while, and quickly climbed up along the legs of the table.

'? ? '

'not good! You look quickly? Our baby is gone! '

'What? ! '

"It's really gone..."

'...'

'Hello! k, and j! Did any of you see some jerk move the manure we've been storing for days? '

'oh! No! ! '

'We are going to let it ferment for a few more days before watering the flowers, what should we do now? Boss z will definitely deduct our salary severely! ! '

'We've been pulling for days to save these...'

'Ruined……'

After the four insects ran to the table, they saw their toilet that had been moved for the first time as a matter of course. Then, out of curiosity, they moved over to see clearly, and howled in unison.

Without a doubt, they all confirmed that their babes were touched by someone else.....

Now, maybe they can only refill this toilet, and then wait another ten days and a half months, and wait until the re-fermentation is complete, before they can use it to water the beautiful piranha flower that came from them, insect stars ... I don't know, will it die of malnutrition in advance?

"!!"

"Sorry K, I, I'm going to wash my hands first..."

After hearing the words of those four damned worms, and hearing that what he was drinking turned out to be something that the other party had fermented for several days, Agent J's black face changed drastically again, and then he begged for mercy first, then He turned around and rushed into the bathroom.

'vomit! ! '

Swish! gurgling! !

The sound of violent vomiting and the sound of flushing the toilet sounded clearly again in the bathroom that never had time to close the door.

The man in black, Detective J, was kneeling on the ground, hugging the toilet, vomiting profusely like a drunk, as if he was about to vomit out the overnight meal or bile...

'? ? '

'Hello! What happened to him? '

'I have no idea……'

‘Did you eat something wrong? It is said that Earthlings cannot eat the big-nosed mermaid because it will cause vomiting! '

'...'

'Hey! Guys, guess, is it because he drank the pot of flower fertilizer we mashed? '

At this time, a certain little bug who was inspecting the silver 'coffee pot' style toilet suddenly made a sound and speculated sullenly in an extremely bad tone.

'No way? '

'Is there any stupid guy in our Men in Black HQ? Even dare to eat our kind of food? ! '

"vomit!!"

Perhaps because of the discussion of the four worms, a black-clothed detective who was lying in the bathroom ate again and vomited sadly.

'...'

'Hey! look! Maybe he really drank it...'

'Ah ha ha ha ha ha! ! '

'Hey~hehehe...'

‘This is so interesting, the unlucky j drank our retting flower fertilizer...ah, no, my stomach is a little cramp from laughing...hehe...hahaha...'

Undoubtedly, from K's face, from someone's reaction and voice in the bathroom, as well as the residue of an emptied coffee cup on the table, the four little bugs will soon Probably deduced a frightening fact!

then,

They began to lie on the table one after another, rolling all over the table and laughing loudly...

The midday sun is a little bit hot, and the temperature outside is likely to be more than 30 degrees. Under such circumstances, most people in the city are either staying in their air-conditioned offices, or staying in shopping malls, schools or their respective places. at home, enjoy the convenience brought to their lives by home equipment blowing cold air.

However, unlike those places in the city where there are a large number of air-conditioning units exhausting hot air and causing higher temperatures, the environment here is relatively cool compared to this vast manor castle in the suburban mountains. Yes, especially under the shade of a big tree by a pond or a small lake?

"hey-hey……"

(*`*)

"Dogs, you must take care of it, don't let it run away again!!"

(＞＜)

Under the shade of the tree, a certain blond girl in a small red skirt was leading two huge wolf dogs, yelling at a certain pug dog that was forced to the root of the tree and shot and trembled.

just,

Accidentally, the pug dog in front of him bit the rope and escaped from the castle...

And if it wasn't for some two big wolfhounds who have been patrolling the manor with all their heart and soul, they found and caught it, maybe when a bad little girl who was taking a nap came out of her room At this time, the other party has long since disappeared!

"Listen well, next time, if it dares to escape, you will bite off its dog leg directly!!"

u ` u (へ)

Annie is a little annoyed now, because she never thought that this nasty alien dog Pug, which she met and captured yesterday, even learned to escape from prison? Moreover, it almost made it succeed?

'Wang! '

'Wow! '

The two big wolfhounds that had been captured by Queen Anne's meat during this period of time have recently become unusually obedient, so after barking twice, they pretended to be grinning ferociously, and approached a certain place maliciously. Only in front of the pugs who were surrounded by them and blocked here for more than two hours.

Their meaning is obvious, that is:

Everything is done on the orders of some little girl! If the other party asks them to patrol, they will never take a nap. If the other party asks them to catch dogs, they will never go to the pond or small lake to catch bullfrogs!

"Woo...Wow!?"

u ` u

"Master Queen Anne...you can spare the little one..."

"I don't seem to have offended you very much, why have you always been having trouble with the little one recently?"

;``

Under the coercion of the two dogs, the alien dog Frank had no choice but to beg for mercy loudly.

It never thought that he and his beloved cat were living happily ever after, but why did this scary little girl find it in such a big city, and forced her to be with her beloved cat? All the cats were kidnapped to this remote manor together?

"Just tell me, what do you want?"

-`-

Frank, the alien dog, has nothing to do now, so he doesn't plan to run now. Anyway, he can't run as fast as those two big wolfhounds. If he fights, he must have nothing to do, because all his weapons have been confiscated. It took his boss to bite the rope just now!

Therefore, now it wants to see, what does this little human being in front of her want?

"..."

(`)

"It's nothing, I just want to see if you can teach these two stupid dogs to speak human language?"

('w

She blinked, frowned, and after a while, little Annie pointed to two big-tailed wolfhounds with their long tongues sticking out and wagging their tails and asked solemnly.

Why did she bring back this alien dog Frank? In fact, she didn't know... Anyway, she was caught on a whim? Of course, there was also the short-haired cat she bought and abducted by the other party behind her back.

But she didn't like the cat, so she left it at home after bringing it back, and she didn't know whether the other party was sleeping on the roof of the castle, or went to the woods alone to catch mice?

"Teach, teach these two idiots to talk?!"

⊙`⊙

Frank was taken aback for a moment, then subconsciously turned his head to look at the two German black-backed shepherds who were several circles bigger than him and had long teeth that were intimidating.

"Wow!"

"Don't touch me, you should kill me now!!"

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Feeling overwhelmed, Frank, who felt that he couldn't run away anyway, simply lay down on the ground, not going to make any resistance.

Its meaning is very clear, that is, it is absolutely impossible to teach a dog to speak, and there is an alien dog life, so take it if you want it!

"Why not teach?"

Feeling strange, little Annie stretched out her foot and kicked the opponent's fleshy little body.

"Wow!"

"I can speak human language because I came from an alien. I was originally an alien who looked like a dog! I am a high-level intelligent creature, but they are dogs from the earth. There is a difference between humans and dogs, they will never learn to talk!!"

"If you don't believe it, you can try to teach them yourself?!"

··;

Frank turned his head to the other side resentfully, and just continued to lie on the ground, standing upright in the cool shade of the tree, not intending to say more.

"Of course I can teach them!"

(,,,,)snort!

"But...forget it, I won't explain that much to you!!"

(●vwv●)

She can indeed have a way to make those big wolf dogs speak human words, but she won't do that!

Because, Annie doesn't want these aliens or people on Earth to know that she knows magic. Why do they guys always refuse to believe it and laugh at her all the time?

"Hello!"

(σ'д')σ

"Just tell me, do you teach or not?"

(_)

Although the two dogs at home are already very obedient and well-behaved, sometimes they still can't perfectly understand her commands without using their own power... So, in order to let myself be able to bring two dogs with me from time to time Vicious dogs go to bully others, to bully those villains, Anne still thinks it is better to let this alien dog Frank teach them.

After all, they are all dogs, so there must be some common language.

"Don't teach!!"

⊙`⊙

Frank answered very decisively!

But soon, it felt some kind of bad breath in the air, and looked up at the two sides that were slowly approaching, its mouth was drooling, and it seemed that it was preparing to teach itself in order to ask someone After taking a look at the two big wolfdogs that the little girl flattered, she felt that a good dog would not suffer from the loss in front of her, so she quickly opened her mouth to argue:

"It's not that I don't want to teach! It's really impossible to teach..."

"Boss Anne, they are dogs, I am an alien, we are not the same species, please spare the little one..."

u u

The alien dog Frank began to beg for mercy with a sad dog face. He was really afraid of this little alien girl who did things without seriousness and bad temper!

"Eh?"

∑(△｀)? !

"Why are those two of them here again..."

(·-·*)

Finally, little Annie, who failed to achieve her goal, ignored a certain alien dog at this time, but looked into the distance.

There, a black car rushed towards them at high speed, and drove directly onto the lawn, leaving two ugly wheel tracks, and then drove towards them at high speed.

Squeak! !

Soon, there was still the old, harsh and harsh sound of the brakes of a classic car, and then two black-clothed detectives wearing sunglasses came out of the opened car door.

"Hi! Annie, we meet again!"

Detective K, who was the first to step out of the driver's seat, stared at a certain guy who was blinking cutely with big blue eyes, and those big talking eyes were full of questions. He greeted the little girl with a puzzled look.

Then, he looked at the small pug surrounded by a person and two dogs.

"Hello, Frank, why are you here?"

Opening his eyes and talking nonsense, K who knew why the other party was here better than anyone else did not point out the reason why the other party was here, but greeted him pretending to be surprised.

Fortunately, seeing this alien dog Frank who was forcibly 'kidnapped' and taken away by a little girl, and seeing that this interstellar political diplomacy expert and old friend who is proficient in the affairs of various races and countries in the Milky Way is doing well, K felt relieved secretly. Take a breath.

Although he didn't think that the little alien girl Anne would do anything to her, he still had some basic worries... After all, if that innocent little girl accidentally played with her to death, that would be a big deal. But that's another trouble!

"Wow?!"

"Hello K! And you, Agent J!!"

⊙`⊙

Seeing that the person who came was his old friend, the alien dog Frank finally stopped lying on the ground with his dead body, but jumped up in a hurry, and ran quickly behind the two of them, and hid under the eyes of Agent J. After getting behind his feet, he breathed a sigh of relief, and greeted the two of them as if he was relieved.

"Hi……"

"Hi Annie, and Frank..."

Agent J, who was a few steps behind K, also greeted the alien friends present, but his movements and tone sounded a little listless, and he attracted the little girl and the alien dog Frank smoothly. attention.

"..."

"You guys are good too, Uncle K and the black-skinned j Shushu..."

Annie raised the paw of her little bear Tibbers and shook it at the two visiting weirdoes, then squinted and glared at a stupid dog hiding behind.

If the other party thinks that a savior is here now, that they can escape with help, then it is very wrong! As long as she thinks, she has plenty of ways to deal with that self-righteous stupid guy!

"..."

"J, your complexion doesn't look very good, what's the matter, did you eat something wrong?"

-`-

The dog's nose is very good, so the alien dog Frank just moved his nose a little, and he could easily smell the unpleasant smell of sour vomit on the opponent's body.

"!!"

"Frank! Don't ever bring that up in front of me, ever!!"

J grabbed the hair on the opponent's back and picked it up, threateningly gnashing his teeth at the stunned dog face of the opponent.

It took a long time before he threw the opponent on the grass again...

"???"

"Did I just say something I shouldn't have said?"

`?

The alien dog Frank was in a daze, completely unaware of what happened.

"It's best if you don't know!!"

J doesn't want to talk too much about his own scandals. As the saying goes, family ugliness should not be publicized. Although the other party will definitely know about it in the future, at least for now, he can still flirt a little in front of the other party, right?

"..."

(`)

"Hey! Uncle K, what's the matter with you this time?"

(vv)

These two people obviously came with a purpose, so, after seeing that she couldn't deal with that stupid dog for the time being, Annie decided to deal with the two visiting people first, and send each other away first?

"certainly!!"

"Annie, the thing is actually like this..."

I don't plan to be too polite with the little girl, because I know that it would be completely meaningless. Agent K greeted him. After seeing that a certain kidnapped alien dog expert had nothing to do, he explained why they came here. The things here are explained in detail...

In short,

The general idea is: the headquarters of the men in black saw that it would not be a problem to continue to indulge a little girl who is difficult to discipline, so they prepared to appease the other party and find a little something for the other party to do, so that the other party would not be full. When you have nothing to do, you go around causing trouble or causing disasters?

"Huh?"

Σ(￣д￣;)

"Should I join the men in black? Actually, it's not impossible...but..."

(w)

Annie thinks that she still needs to think about it carefully, because she is not sure if this kind of thing is fun?

(…)

(●￣￣●)

But it shouldn't be a big deal...

After all, if you add it casually, you won't die, and it won't restrain her even more. The big deal is, if she gets tired of playing, she just walks away! After all, when she was on another earth, she had joined S.H.I.E.L.D., the Avengers, and even the later-created Bear and Shield. Now it seems unacceptable to add a man in black?

"Wait! Agent K..."

"Boss K! Are you men in black still short of police detectives? What do you think, my dog ​​detective? You know, I, Frank, am an expert in interstellar politics and diplomacy, and I am proficient in affairs of various races and countries in the galaxy... a good dog ?!"

-`-

Realizing that these two detectives in black were here to recruit new detectives, Frank, who felt that he would not come again when the opportunity was too late, jumped up from the grass and landed on Agent K with his paws. On his lap, the little tail kept wagging, and he asked hurriedly while sticking out his long tongue.

It's not that Frank didn't think about applying for the man in black, the alien assistant of the Earth's "foreign-related" organization, but in that case, it would have to start as a handyman, just like the bastards of a certain four Zerg race? Those four poor little guys are said to have been doing odd jobs for many years, and they still have no hope of being promoted to black-clothed police detectives...

So, Frank decided to find another way, taking advantage of this opportunity, hitching a ride with a little alien girl, and directly becoming a glorious black-clothed dog agent on Earth? At that time, when it stays on the earth enough to go back, it will also have more face, right? !

"Eh?!"

∑(△｀)? !

"that……"

"Anyway, I don't have anything to do recently, so I will join you as a police detective in the men in black organization!!"

(^^*)))

Originally, Little Annie wanted to think about it again, but after seeing a certain stupid alien dog Frank actively wanting to join, she thought it might be fun, so she didn't waste any more time and directly raised her The right hand means that Queen Anne has graciously joined their organization of those weird sorghums who like to wear black clothes!

But...

She wouldn't tell these people that she joined in because she wanted to have fun, and if it wasn't fun at that time, then she would just run away and go to another world, and they would never find her again! !

(…)

"very good......"

Now, even K didn't expect that their recruitment would go so smoothly this time? So, out of joy, he happily decided to recruit Frank, the alien dog who was rubbing his hands on his trouser legs for sale, and directly make up a team of alien police detective partners?

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