Chapter 772 Customs for Earthlings

As it turns out, young children are very difficult to coax...

Because, you have no idea what their little brains suddenly think or are about to do, especially when facing a little girl from an alien?

"..."

"..."

Agent K and Agent J looked at each other wordlessly, and then breathed a sigh of relief.

"If it's such a tiring job every day, I'd rather go back to my police force and chat with those drug dealers, thieves, robbers, smugglers and dealers?"

That's what Agent J thinks, because he doesn't know how to be a nanny, and he hates being a nanny, especially the kind of nanny who needs to make a little alien girl happy...

All right,

He now felt that his head was a little dizzy, and he didn't know if he was dizzy from his own thoughts, or was he dizzy from being tossed by a little girl?

"late!"

"Our organization does not accept any form of resignation. If you have to do that, you may not be able to afford the consequences."

Agent K first glanced at the little girl in front of him, then turned his head to look at the complaining companion beside him, and then mercilessly hit his new assistant.

Because the Men in Black organization doesn't talk about human rights here, they are a group of people who don't exist! When you come in, you have to go through layers of selection. When you want to go out, there are generally only two ways:

Either you die on the way to a mission one day, or you have to retire when you get old...

"Hey! My God, please Boss K, can you not be so serious?"

"I just want to make a joke with you, and then complain a few words and complain by the way, why are you like this?"

"Hey! Wait for me!!"

However, Agent J found that his companion didn't listen to his nonsense at all, but just kept a cold face, leading the little girl in front to the outside of Agent's restaurant, and he had to chase after her.

...

Almost used the power of nine bulls and two tigers,

It took another half a day, but in any case, Agent K and Agent J barely managed to deal with the one who was persuaded to come back by the two of them in the canteen of the senior agents inside their headquarters building. Alien little girl Annie!

They feel very lucky now...

Fortunately, the other party's dietary standards seem to be more inclined to their earthlings?

Moreover, they also found that some of the aesthetics and tastes of the other party seem to be almost the same as those of the earthlings?

Anyway,

From the beginning to the end, they were not asked by the other party to find those alternative, disgusting sticky alien food! Instead, they barely satisfied the other party with just the normal food they often ate, and after a good rest after the meal, they were able to persuade the other party to go to the customs registration office with them to prepare for the follow-up foreign trip. Star entry and registration work?

As long as they lead the people to the destination, to the customs hall on the nth floor underground at the bottom of the headquarters building and the underground docking port of the 'foreign-related' spaceship, their mission will be completed!

"Annie, let me introduce it to you: Maybe you have seen it too. This is the headquarters of our 'men in black' uncles you mentioned..."

"Our 'Men in Black' agency was established by the federal government around 1950, probably, I think it was established at the beginning of the Cold War... It was originally just to try to get in touch with aliens like you? "

"In the beginning, we earthlings were basically not willing to believe in the existence of extraterrestrial life..."

"But it turns out, they do exist!"

"Later, I remember that in 1961, they finally had the first contact with us. At that time, I was a child... probably about the same height as you, Annie?"

"well……"

"In the blink of an eye, counting the time, decades have passed, and I am already in my fifties..."

Detective K and his assistant, Detective J, led the little girl who was walking behind them in the direction of the customs hall, and gave them a rough introduction to them. The history of the 'foreign-related' management and registration agency of the Earthlings.

"It's incredible to think about it..."

"The first batch of aliens who came to the earth, they turned out to be a group of interstellar refugees? In short, they may be a little different from you, the lost little guy. At the beginning, they seemed to just want to treat the earth as a of their political refuge?"

"Of course, it's a bit different from the four guys you saw in the restaurant. The aliens at that time were taller and taller than the people on Earth, and they weren't as cute as you?"

"Actually, it's not just J, even I, at the beginning, if the intelligence information provided by the headquarters was not accurate, I would have almost recognized you as a little girl on our earth..."

The way to the customs is still a bit far away, and they still need to go through two corridors, and then go down through the elevator, so, Agent K just continued chatting with each other, he likes to do this, this kind of ease Conversation will make their work very efficient.

Because, just now, they have obtained a lot of valuable information from chatting with each other.

For example:

The other party is from a planet called 'Runeterra', and his home is in a 'voodoo land' in the 'Valoran Continent'. Moreover, the other party seems to be a little princess of a kingdom called 'Grey Order'? However, whether it is a country or not, K and J will not go into it. Anyway, they only need to know that this little guy's background is not the kind of interstellar refugee who can be bullied!

And there is...

On that alien planet called Runeterra, it seems that there are many intelligent life races that look very similar to humans on Earth, or almost exactly the same? Of course, it is said that there are others who look nothing like the people on Earth...

"I don't like those four little bugs in the restaurant!!"

(*￣￣)

Following behind the other party, little Annie, who was looking left and right, and gradually getting a little impatient with this boring place, heard the other party mention the four little aliens in the restaurant who would be noisy and make everything dirty. When it was human, it couldn't help frowning and curling its lips.

Anyway, she just doesn't like those four stinky guys who sing very badly, are ugly, and seriously affect her appetite, and look like four hairless mice! !

That is to say, it is in the territory of other people's house. If it was a different place, Annie might have burned them all with a fire, so how could she let them run to her side and jump around while she was eating? Jumping, loud and noisy, and singing and messing around vigorously?

However, this also made Annie feel a little bit of pride in her heart... Because now she finally found four guys who sang worse than her, so that, she was a little impatient. Have become a little more cheerful?

(…)

(●￣￣●)

(Tibbers, who was held in his hand by his little master and was ruthlessly used as a rag just now, suddenly couldn't understand, what is there to be happy about that kind of thing...?)

"You don't like them?"

"But, they like you very much... Also, I saw that you got along very well just now, I thought you were already friends..."

When he was in the restaurant just now, K had noticed that this little guy didn't seem to drive away or say anything to those four attentive guys, which made him think that the other party didn't dislike his four alien bosses. friends too!

But who ever thought that the truth would be like this?

"snort!!"

o(^｀)o

Still a friend?

Annie wouldn't regard those ugly and weird guys as her friends!

Moreover, she would not tell Uncle K that if it hadn't been for the presence of the two of them, who made her restrain herself a little, she might have already dealt with those four guys severely! !

"Okay, I think I get it..."

"But Annie, please don't worry. You will be free after registration. You don't have to stay here at our headquarters all the time. You definitely don't need to face those four guys all day long."

"In fact, this is where our headquarters and customs are located. Most of the time, no alien would be willing to stay here."

"Now there are more than 1,500 aliens on our earth. Most of them are staying in Manhattan, and there are a few in the other side... Most of them are good people who keep their own place, and they have gone through camouflage when they live outside. But if it's like you, then you don't need it at all, and you certainly don't need to worry about being discovered by ordinary people!"

"In short..."

"I think Boss Z will make arrangements for your affairs. We are very professional in dealing with foreign affairs of aliens like you!"

Ding~! !

It wasn't until the door of the elevator was opened that Agent K, who had been leading the way and introducing the situation to the little girl on his own, finally breathed a sigh of relief and stopped.

To be honest, although communicating with aliens is one of his basic jobs, the matter of guiding a little alien girl still made him feel a little twisted after all, because he didn't know what to say at all. I don't know how to coax a little girl at all, so I can only randomly pick up some familiar things and introduce them randomly, just try not to let this little guy idle...

However, fortunately, now that the two of them have successfully lured the little guy back, and served him a delicious meal, they are finally ready to hand over each other to the customs officers!

Then……

They're almost ready for errands and reports! And for the next two days, I think I should be able to take a good rest?

Generally speaking, today's field mission was quite easy and smooth, and it didn't seem like the bad confrontation scene he had imagined before happened, and he himself was not like other agents who were caught by the other party. Take action to clean or tamper with memory or something.

"oh……"

(,,.,,)

Annie suddenly felt a little bored again now, because that kind of thing sounded like a lot of trouble, not fun at all! Moreover, she doesn't need these people to arrange it! If she wasn't afraid that they would bother her all day long, she would have gone out by herself long ago to continue her journey of eating, drinking and having fun.

After all, she has been to many worlds on the earth plane, so she is really familiar with this city! At most, it is some of its details and age, or is it just that the crowd is a little different?

Anyway, she has money now, that kind of green banknotes from another world, they can be spent directly? That really surprised her... As for whether someone will come to her door because of the wrong serial number or wrong printing date, that's none of her business!

Who told those guys to only accept paper money instead of gold coins? Anyway, she still has a lot of stacks of green bills that Uncle Coulson and the others gave her back in her pocket, and now she takes them out to spend for herself, and she just happens to make the most of them.

"Ha! I said Boss K?"

"You talk so many nonsense things to such a little girl like this, can she understand? I think you are wasting your time, why don't you talk about something else fun and interesting!"

"Is what I just said right, cute little Annie, you must not understand?"

When the automatic door of the elevator closed slowly, and when the elevator began to move downwards rapidly, Agent J who walked in with him first complained to his companion before turning to the little boy with a reluctant face in front of him. The girl winked and teased, as if she wanted to tease this cute little guy and have some fun for herself?

It's a pity that his plan seems to have failed again...

Because, after the other party rolled his eyes at him first, he turned that cute little head to the side, as if he didn't want to talk to him, and made him act like a self-indulgent fool?

"well……"

"J! Didn't I tell you?"

"Please don't use your cognition of earthlings to understand an alien... because some aliens may have a higher IQ than we imagined, and maybe she is thousands of years old now It's just that it looks more 'petite'?"

K has seen highly intelligent aliens as big as ants, so he will never judge a strange alien by his appearance, because if he handles "foreign-related" affairs according to the judgment standards and experience of their earthlings If not, there will definitely be trouble!

"!!"

’?o(°°〃)o

"Hmph! You are only a few thousand years old! When I ran from Bilgewater Port to your earth a few days ago, according to the calculations of your earthlings, I was only a little over eight years old!!"

(*.>Д

That's right, according to the world of Runeterra, according to the planetary revolution time of Valoran or the age calculation algorithm of people on Earth, Anne is indeed only a little over eight years old now!

Although……

The truth is that the situation may be slightly different, but that kind of thing doesn't matter! Anyway, no matter what, such a thing as being thousands of years old is absolutely impossible! !

"Wow!"

"Boss K, look, I'm finally right, right? She is indeed a child!!"

Detective J has always believed that the little girl alien is not too old, because sometimes, the tricks he learned from the police force to deal with children work very well when tried on this little guy! Of course, sometimes, there are some small tricks that don't seem to work?

But that doesn't mean anything, anyway, he feels that the little girl in front of him is indeed a little girl, at most, it's just that she is more cunning or clever? And on this point, it is probably where the difference between himself and K lies.

He has always treated this little girl as a little girl from Earth, but K is more used to contacting each other as an equal or unequal alien?

This point, in J's opinion, is very bad...

At least, he didn't think it was a good deal with this cunning and clever little alien girl, and he still insisted on what he had learned in the police force! But it turns out that it is indeed very effective, otherwise, their mission today would not have been completed so smoothly.

All of this is all due to him, Edward... Oh, it is all due to his agent j, this is a fact that no one can deny!

Regardless of what other people think, anyway, on his first day as an agent of the 'Men in Black', he performed a meritorious service on the first mission. It is absolutely necessary for the Z boss to make him a regular and raise his salary. , or take a paid mini vacation?

In fact, the vacation does not need to be too long, and he is not very greedy. It can be so-so for ten days and a half months, so that he can take an alien spaceship to go around the outside of the earth for a round trip, and it is almost enough.

Ding~! !

Just as a certain new detective, Mr. J, was thinking wildly again, suddenly, the elevator bell rang, and after the slight weightlessness when the elevator braked disappeared, the automatic door in front of them finally opened again.

"Welcome to the customs of our earthlings, the little princess Anne Hasta from the kingdom of gray order in the voodoo land of Valoran, the planet of Runeterra?"

"Here, we earthlings will serve you wholeheartedly. We will have someone specially assigned to answer any of your questions, or provide you with assistance within our capacity. We will surely allow you to spend a wonderful vacation here on our earth!"

"Of course, the premise is that you remember to obey the law?"

Walking out of the elevator door, I looked at the busy human staff in the lobby that looked like an airport waiting room, all kinds of strange aliens coming and going, the Kasulka tribe, the Nazha Pota The tribe... and various automation equipment, advanced super-tech robots, etc. After a long while, Agent K proudly introduced to the little girl next to the two of them.

This is the headquarters of their so-called 'Men in Black' organization, a special institution hidden from public view by their earthlings, and it is also their confidence to fight against any smugglers who do not follow the rules!

"..."

(lllw)

"Register over there, right? I can go there by myself, you don't have to follow, goodbye Uncle K and cheeky Uncle Hei!!"

(ˉ￣～)cut~~

Anne didn't know what this strange uncle named 'k' was so proud of, because, in her opinion, this kind of broken place was more important than the political, cultural, and military capital of her Koprulu sector's Haiwen star capital. The center and the universe port of the interplanetary world come, but the difference is too far, too far!

But no matter what, in order not to be disturbed by those idiots and weird uncles in black suits and sunglasses during the time of playing and hanging out in this earth world, she finally decided: go to that place with a lot of difficulty first. The aliens line up at the customs to register, and then...

Then she can do what she should do, so she won't waste time here! !

"!?"

"Wait! Why do you call him Uncle 'k', but refuse to call me Uncle 'j'? Little guy, do you have any opinion on me?"

"Well! Listen, kid! Next time, you have to call me brother! Black brother or 'j' brother! Because I'm in my twenties, I'm not married yet, and I'm still a big boy. Just two...three eight years older than you?"

"Also! My skin is not thick at all. If you don't believe me, you can come over and give each other a pinch?"

J has always expressed strong protest against that annoying, cunning and clever little girl calling herself a thick-skinned black uncle!

But it's useless, until now, the other party is still going its own way...

Just like now, before he could finish his words, the other party had already quickly ran out of the elevator, squeezed into the crowd in the distance, and went to the customs entry registration and inspection office in front of him to line up.

This made him helplessly pat his head with resentment...

"Um?!"

"Man, why are you looking at me like that again, what's wrong with that?"

As soon as he turned his head, he found that his companion K was staring at him with that kind of dead face again, so J couldn't help asking back with some puzzlement.

Sure enough, he doesn't like these prudish guys, they don't know how to joke at all, and it's definitely not without reason that they have a dead face all day long!

This is the same as the guys from the navy, air force, marine corps, army special forces, fbi and other departments that he met when he came here for the exam a few days ago. It's dull, it's a group of brainwashed guys who don't know what humor is at all, what's the point of being alive for such guys?

Fortunately, they were all ruthlessly eliminated by him, Edward, otherwise, if he was really asked to work with people like them, he would have to be driven crazy!

"..."

"No! Nothing, let's go back and write the report..."

K shook his head, took a last look at the distance, confirmed that the little girl had lined up under the guidance of the staff and was ready to register, then pressed the elevator again, intending to return to his office, and did not intend to continue here with someone People waste their precious time.

Because their task is completed today, as long as the report is finished, the rest of the time will be their personal time, and there should be no new tasks to be issued within 24 hours.

"Still writing a report?!"

J's face is full of disbelief...

He didn't understand, such a clear thing... The two of them went out and successfully persuaded the little alien girl who looked like a person from Earth to come back and register for the report. There should be no more unnecessary conflicts and contacts between the two parties. What report should I write?

Could it be that this agency, like his former NYPD, was a bloated bureaucracy? If you have time to write a report or something, why not go out and catch more aliens! !

"If you want to become a regular quickly, you must write!"

"..."

"Oh! My God..."

"Is it really okay if you don't write?"

"no!"

"Damn it! I really hope God punishes you slow bureaucrats..."

"??"

"etc!"

"J! What the hell are you holding in your hand?!"

Agent K, who was about to press the elevator floor, frowned and locked his eyes on a small metal gadget in the opponent's hand.

He was sure, that thing didn't seem to be anything he had ever seen?

"You said this?"

J directly threw the thing in his hand in the elevator, and when he found that K's gaze had been moving up and down with it, he confessed indifferently:

"This is a gift from our little alien friend Annie when you went to the bathroom in the restaurant just now. It seems to be a gift called..."

"Oh! I remembered!"

"It seems to be... a device called deuterium-8?"

In fact, it was not a gift, and J didn't know what it was, anyway, he only knew that he was taking advantage of K's absence, so he pretended to check whether there were any dangerous items on that little guy Annie, and signaled The other party took out everything in his pocket?

Although he knew that the pockets of little girls' skirts definitely couldn't hide anything, but who would have thought that in the end, the little guy would really hesitate to take out such a cold little thing, and Handed it over to him?

He doesn't understand the purpose of this device called 'Deuterium 8', but he is researching it, and believes that he will soon know what it is.

"Deuterium 8?!!"

Detective K's eyes widened, and he held his breath for a moment. He was so frightened that he hurriedly stepped forward. There was no movement in the things in his hands, and he breathed a sigh of relief after realizing that he was still alive.

Fortunately, he just asked too much, otherwise, he would definitely have caused a big mess by this stupid guy next to him! !

"Dude..."

"Why are you so nervous? This thing is so small, it's just a small iron ball, what are you doing?"

J, whose knowledge of chemistry and physics is obviously not enough, has no idea what the word 'deuterium' means until now. He is just a little curious about his companion's fuss.

Although it is really not good for him to hide the confiscated items indiscriminately, but such a small iron ball like a toy is definitely not worth a lot of money, and it is also light, it doesn't matter if it is handed in or not, so he Do you think it’s no big deal to use it for fun?

"..."

"J! Do you even know what 'deuterium' is?"

K ignored the other party, but once again confirmed that there was nothing abnormal about the thing he was holding in his hand, he urgently contacted the dangerous goods storage office in the organization, while continuing to ask his newcomer companion again with unbelievable eyes. road.

He has already made up his mind that before the next mission, he must spare time to give this frizzy guy in front of him some good science, otherwise, God knows what kind of disaster the other party will make?

"I don't know! Is that important?!"

J looked indifferent, and even wanted to reach out to take back the small iron ball, but was avoided by the other party, and at the same time received a stern look of warning.

"All right……"

"I'll give it to you if you like it, but you should tell me, what is it? I really want to know why you are so nervous about it?"

Anyway, it was obtained from the hand of the little alien girl, so J didn't feel bad at all when he gave it away.

"J!!"

"What are your grades in middle school, what are your physics and chemistry grades?"

K did not answer the other party's question, but asked back.

"Usually d+ or f..."

"Hey! Dude, please don't look at me like that, if my physical and chemical grades are good, I don't need to fight criminals in the NYPD!!"

Seeing that the other party's eyes suddenly became weird after hearing his grades in middle school, J protested loudly! It is perfectly normal for those with good grades to go to college and sit in the office, and those with poor grades to work hard. Otherwise, he himself would not have mixed up the police station and then the more dangerous job of being an agent of the man in black.

"..."

"I will arrange someone to make up your lessons for you!"

K nodded, then shook his head again, with a complicated expression on his face.

"Hello!"

"You haven't said what this thing is!!"

J stretched out his finger again and pointed to the object held in the palm of the opponent's hand.

"..."

"Deuterium, an isotope of hydrogen (h), is also known as heavy hydrogen, and the element symbol is generally d or 2h... There is a proton and a neutron in the deuterium nucleus, and its relative atomic weight is twice that of ordinary hydrogen. It is generally used for Thermonuclear reaction, fusion releases beta rays to form helium with a mass number of 3, do you understand?"

K didn't say it directly, but quickly explained the characteristics of deuterium to the other party.

"not understand……"

J's black face with thick lips is full of question marks...

"..."

"Simply put, it's most likely a fusion device!!"

K's face darkened. He didn't expect that the little girl had such a thing in her hand? It's just that he didn't know if it was a weapon or an energy source?

But no matter what it is, throwing it around like j just now is definitely not acceptable! !

"Fusion device?!"

"You mean...it could be a nuclear weapon?!"

After blinking, j finally understood why k was so nervous, and then his voice trembled a little...

"It's possible, but I'm not sure!"

K didn't know what it was either, so he had to ask the little girl first, but before doing that, they had to take good care of this thing.

"my Lord……"

J was a little unsteady, he never thought that a thing like a 'little boy' was thrown around by him just now?

Sure enough, there is no such thing as a white pie in the sky. The danger of the job of the man in black is beyond his imagination. If he is not careful, there may not even be leftovers? I don't know if I regret it now, is it too late?

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