Chapter 780 Little Annie Teaches You a Magical Magic (￣︶￣)↗?
"..."
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"They're all dogs, why can't you talk? Hey, forget it...here! Give it to you, you two stupid guys who can't talk!!"
(o￣w￣)○
Standing by the pond and throwing something scorched and smelling a little bit fragrant but very fishy to one side, the two big hunting dogs who have been watching and wagging their tails vigorously After seeing them tearing each other and eating a few mouthfuls quickly, little Annie curled her lips, clapped her hands, turned around and walked away, to the well-manicured lawn not far away. go.
Roasting frogs or something is actually not fun at all! !
"La la la..."
"There are some happy little frogs in the pond..."
"Quack quack..."
"I caught a stupid one and used it to roast..."
"Huh, huh, huh, huh, huh, huh, huh, huh, huh, huh, huh..."
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To be honest, Anne really likes playing in this remote manor in the outskirts of the mountains and woods, because it is really beautiful, not only has gardens, lawns, ponds, groves and other private places where she can play by herself, but also just now Those big bullfrogs in that pond!
But it's just...
When she was bored just now, she didn't eat any of the ones she caught and baked, because they were too fishy... You know, her Lady Queen Anne has very high requirements for food now, especially now Under such conditional circumstances?
So, just now she just fed the two big hounds in this manor that were raised to guard the house, and let them wag their heads at her, seeming to become more obedient and obedient?
After all, after all, she herself is also the temporary owner of this manor now, isn't she? It's a pity that Frank, a certain bad alien dog, hides really well. Otherwise, if she catches him and brings him here, maybe she might catch a few more frogs to feed him, or bring Maybe it went hunting in the woods outside to catch other small animals?
"Why……"
(·-·*)
"What a nuisance!"
"Tibbers,
People are really boring these days, tell me, why don't some interesting aliens come to trouble us again? ! "
(○д)?
Although those delicious things can never be eaten, and fun things can never be enough, but...if every day is full of eating, drinking and having fun, it seems a little boring? So, now Annie is very dissatisfied with the fact that she was suddenly idle!
She always felt that she had to find something to do as soon as possible in order to satisfy her fragile heart that was becoming more and more empty and lonely! For example... activities that are beneficial to physical and mental health, such as hitting aliens after eating? Only in that way can I fully exercise my body with enough food and nothing to do, prevent gaining weight, make myself happier physically and mentally, and continue to eat, drink and have fun?
(つw｀)～
"Ai……"
e=(o｀*)))
Sure enough...
Eating, having fun, sleeping well is the real theme of Queen Anne’s world. Other things, such as saving the world, fighting aliens, seizing territory and dominating the world, or setting fire to those villains or going to Doing that kind of good deed is actually all just incidental? !
(…)
(●￣￣●)
(Tibbers doesn't want to pay attention to some bad guy who is making trouble with himself now...)
"Woo~ ahh!"
oo
"It's so boring! It's so boring! Tibbers, what should we do now, should we go out and find something to do?"
(*.>Д
Since there is nothing to come to find herself for the time being, then Annie feels that it seems that she can go out and find trouble by herself?
"But...where are you going to find something to play?"
('～`●)
Men in Black headquarters?
That place is messy, although there are a lot of funny aliens, but think about it or forget it...
Those black-clothed people will definitely not welcome her, because they are afraid that those "evil dragons" will come to their headquarters to trouble her and cause unmanageable chaos... and those aliens are also And wouldn't she be welcome, just because every time she accidentally saw something in them, she would always kindly explain it loudly to them 'face-to-face'?
(⌒_⌒;)
As for the city, she doesn't want to go for the time being...
Seriously, she has been staying in the city for a long time recently... Besides, the air inside is not very good, there is a lot of noise, and there is a lot of dust. Anyway, she doesn't want to go for the time being! Also, the point is that every time she goes out, there are always some neurotic uncles in black sneaking around her, and she always thinks that they are well hidden and she can't see them?
So, Annie doesn't want to go out now, because she doesn't like the feeling of being followed and monitored at all, it's too annoying!
Although, there are quite a few black-clothed uncles in this manor castle, but at least they are just looking after this big manor, but they don’t care about wandering around anywhere in it like this, let alone Come in and bother yourself... Besides, they can be regarded as their own servants and bodyguards, so Anne doesn't bother to bother with them! Because they didn't want to compete with him to catch frogs? Anyway, that's about it for now, and Annie can only let them live under surveillance for the time being!
"Hey! Tibbers..."
o(w)o
(Dear little master... If you remember correctly, didn't you used to be as idle and boring every day as you are now? If you don't want to play here, then go back to sleep... Anyway, this little one The manor is quite quiet, the castle is also very big, and the bed is very soft, no one will disturb you if you sleep until the afternoon...
If you close your eyes, today is the past, but if you open it again, tomorrow will be a new day?
Tibbers knew very well that the poor little master of his family had never done anything serious. He was just idle all day long and had nothing to do when he was full, or was he looking for something to do? In short, it won't be fooled by the pitiful expression the other party put on! )
"snort!!"
o(^｀)o
Finding that a certain villainous bear dared to ignore her, and did not give herself some reliable advice, Annie had no choice but to move on angrily, leaving the pond where there were many mosquitoes, Ignoring the two big hounds that were wagging their tails and staring at him eagerly, they ran directly to the lawn under a big tree, threw a plush toy viciously on the ground, and then He stretched out his hands and feet and lay down on the grass that was slightly prickly.
If you want to sleep leisurely, you can actually do it here now, so why did she run back to the small castle in the manor? You know, Queen Anne has been to many worlds, she is not the kind of bed lover, she can sleep in any place, so she won't sleep in the castle every day, let alone , she is not the kind of dragon who likes to sleep in fairy tales!
but……
Thinking of the dragon or something, Annie suddenly thought of a bad guy named Chromie!
That disgusting bronze giant dragon, that bad guy who looks more like a dragon than the "evil dragon" alien bugs, owes her a promise to be her mount for many years! And next time, when she has a chance to meet the other party, she must never let that little guy escape easily! !
(Hey! Little Master?
After a while, maybe I was dissatisfied with the bad treatment of being thrown to the ground and crushed, maybe I really have something to say? Anyway, Tibbers finally took the initiative to speak again. )
"..."
(_)
"Tibbers, I'm asleep now, please don't disturb me..."
o(＿＿*)zzz
Lady Queen Anne is very listless, unhappy, unhappy, and unwilling... So, she doesn't want to pay attention to a bad guy who is being used as a pillow by her! !
(…)
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(Little master, I don’t know if you have discovered it? Those men in black... They seem to have transferred you to live in this remote place on purpose. They have no good intentions, and they are probably afraid that you will go to their city again Mischief and destruction?
Tibbers has long seen the 'sinister' intentions of those men in black, so, in order not to let a certain evil little master get too bored and toss himself every day like this, he resolutely decided to quickly give the other party an erection. Pick up one or two targets that attract hatred or attention, and attract the other party's hyperactive mental energy to other places?
Just like now, if you work harder and successfully fool the other party to find trouble with those men in black, maybe it is a good idea? )
"..."
(,,,,)snort!
"Tibbers, people already knew about it!!"
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"But, look here, the manor is so big now, it's much better than the dilapidated apartment in the city that's only two meters high! And there are so many delicious little animals and fun things here, You can still sleep in a comfortable big bed and a generous general, as well as grasslands, ponds, woods, and blue sky and white clouds, how comfortable is it to live here?"
(*`)
"With such a good place, I won't live in those high-rise pigeon cages!!"
(w)
At this time, little Annie suddenly opened her eyes, squinting her big blue eyes, and with her beautiful eyes, she gave a fierce stare at a rattlesnake slowly crawling towards her on the lawn in the distance. , after frightening the other party into a shudder, and causing him to quickly turn around and flee into the distant woods and disappear without a trace, she closed her eyes again with a whimper.
hum...
How dare a little snake no thicker than an arm come to disturb her Lady Queen Anne resting and sleeping on the grass? If it dares to run away, if it dares to come closer, see if Queen Anne will catch it and burn it, and then give it to the two sticking out long tongues in the distance, It seems that there are still some big stupid dogs who still have more to say?
In fact, she already knew what her little bear Tibbers just said!
However, as a villain like her, Queen Anne doesn't mind being arranged and monitored by the other party.
Because she really likes living in this quiet place, and if necessary, she will flash and teleport directly to the city with a 'swish', so that eating, drinking, and entertainment will not be delayed, so I am not afraid Those men in black blamed the sorghums for arranging themselves to live in such deep mountains and old forests in the outskirts!
(…)
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(Tibbers, who found out that he failed to fool him, had to fall into silence, because he knew that his little abacus had been seen through by a certain villainous little master...)
"Hey! Tibbers..."
o(w)o
"It's early in the morning, I just woke up and I can't fall asleep now... why don't you take a quick look and see if there are any interesting and interesting things around here or in the city? If there are, we can go for entertainment?"
(⊙⊙`)?
After lying on the lawn for a while, little Annie stretched out her hand, tugged at the arm of a certain little bear that she used as a pillow, and asked playfully.
With Tibbers the bear of her own, she definitely doesn't want to search for things, people or affairs around her, because doing so is meaningless, just like losing the sense of mysterious unknown?
(Of course! Now the earth people in this world are living in dire straits. They have been deceived by those bastards in black and have been living in the imaginary world of those bastards. Do you want to save them now?
If the little master of its family is going to confront those men in black, to expose their conspiracy and make public the things about aliens and other worlds that are hidden from the public, it guarantees that In the future, it will definitely not be boring, and there will definitely be something to do every day? ! )
"..."
(_)
"Tibbers, you really hate me, is he that bad? How could he do that kind of thing?!"
(,,,,)
Those men in black didn't provoke her, and now they not only provide food and drink but also money, not to mention, there is such a large manor and castle here where you can live casually, so why should she go to embarrass them? ? After all, no matter how she said herself, she could be regarded as a vested interest? And since she is being treated like an alien guest now, then she obviously has no reason to oppose others, isn't there?
Besides, she also knows Uncle K and the shameless Uncle Black J in the organization of the men in black, so as long as they don't come to make her angry, then she will definitely not fight against each other or sing the opposite scene , Her Lady Queen Anne is not the kind of bad guy who doesn't know right from wrong.
(…)
(Sometimes it's really that bad...Of course, Tibbers wouldn't be so stupid to use it to communicate with that bad little master in his own family...)
"Huh?"
∑(△｀)? !
"Hey! Tibbers, what is that thing in the sky? Is that an alien spaceship?!"
Σ(⊙⊙"a...
At this time, little Anne, who was lying on the furry body of her little bear Tibbers as a pillow and lying comfortably on the grass in a "big" shape, opened her eyes and found something wrong, clearly I saw the billowing flames and thick smoke dragging in the sky, piercing through the atmosphere like a meteor, and hitting the strange alien spaceship that was hitting a mountain not far from this place. .
rumbling rumbling...
Soon, a loud sound boomed faintly from the place where there was a slanting smoke trail and smashed into the distant forest.
There is no doubt that it must be the spaceship of some alien who came to earth!
Because, although the current technology of the earthlings themselves is somewhat advanced, most of them directly use the items of aliens or use those finished products with their help, and they cannot build that kind of space-traveling spacecraft by themselves! Also, people on earth have their own space port, so there is absolutely no need for them to plunge into the earth like a meteorite, right?
(…)
(Report to the little master, it must not be a spaceship, you must be dazzled...
Is it actually a fallen stone, a satellite that fell down after its working life reached its limit, or a fairing that fell from a satellite rocket launched by a certain country? I believe that by tomorrow night at the latest, you will definitely be able to see the news about this incident on the evening news of various channels in this city!
There are no alien creatures or ufos in this world at all, including you and the little one, are all aliens that do not exist?
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Without even thinking about it, Tibbers imitated the tone of those men in black or those newscasters, and assigned the matter to sex!
There is no doubt that those people in black will do as it just said! Even, they are likely to throw an old burnt satellite or a broken fairing of the rocket on the spot after moving the spacecraft, and then let the news media and ufo enthusiasts go to the spot to take pictures at will to testify? )
"Tibbers..."
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"You really hate it more and more..."
"Didn't I just not give you a vacation? You have been arguing with me for so long? You don't even think about it. I take you to play in various places in the world every day. What a treat, don't be dissatisfied. , or else, be careful and I will beat you!!"
(○` 3′○)
Jumped up from the ground, looked at the billowing smoke in the sky, sensed the direction and specific location of the spaceship, and realized that it was not too far away, Little Annie quickly picked it up One leg of Tibbers, the little bear, let go and ran to the place where the smoke was coming out.
She didn't think about using the ability of magic teleportation in broad daylight, because this big manor is under surveillance, so Anne planned to go there first to have a look before those men in black reacted and arrived at the scene , and then see if there are any rare and interesting things on the fallen spaceship?
(…)
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"cough……"
Looking at the light reflected from the window and the image of the rising sun, Z, the leader of the headquarters of the men in black, sighed deeply.
"..."
"K, I never expected that you would mess things up this time..."
"This time, we only captured a total of 31 alien aliens who split... We don't know if they have any other split bodies, and whether the rest of them will continue to split on the earth, we I don't know either... but honestly, I really wouldn't be surprised if one day our planet was overrun by their 'cosmic cancer cells' and had to be forced to wipe out the entire planet !!"
Looking at the report that K had just handed over to him, and the bad news gathered by other agents, Z, the leader of the headquarters of the men in black, covered his forehead with some headaches, and stared blankly at the Sunny and ecstatic.
Originally, yesterday he thought that he would dispatch the experienced and seasoned Agent K to deal with the 'split body' alien that had flown to the earth, and let the other party catch it before it gained enough energy to split. The opponent's!
But how can I think...
The other party actually made a mess. Not only did they take the initiative to send energy to that damned alien, but they also had to dispatch more agents and agents to seal off that large area?
Although so far, they have captured a total of thirty-one splinter aliens of various sizes, but the encirclement has not been cancelled, and they have to search that place countless times, consuming a lot of manpower and material resources , Even if it is finally confirmed that there is nothing missing, the land will be completely burned with flamethrowers and incendiary bombs, and it will be permanently blocked!
Otherwise, once any split extraterrestrial alien with the size of a finger is allowed to escape, it will be a huge disaster for their entire earth! !
"Sorry, sir!"
"I was negligent, everything is my fault..."
K didn't deny it, because he really did something wrong, and his team really missed, so now he can't do anything except bow his head and admit his mistake directly.
"Come on!"
"K! We all know what's going on, you don't need to take responsibility for that stupid guy of yours, I know he shot the alien and smashed it without authorization, you are protecting him like this It’s useless, he made a big mistake, this is a fact that no one can argue!!”
Speaking of this, Z turned towards the outside of his soundproof office, and said to the black-faced agent J who was sitting bored on the stool outside the door and waited stupidly.
He clearly remembered that the task stated clearly that the alien must be captured alive, and that he could not use any powerful penetrating or explosive energy weapons... But who would have thought that some self-righteous guy, And finally shot at the damn alien?
Damn it!
Did Agent J think that he could shoot and kill anyone at will, as he did when he was in the New York Police Force? Look, it's all right now, if one is not careful, the earth will be bad this time, and I'm afraid it will be over! !
"terribly sorry!"
"Sir... I am indeed responsible this time, because I didn't remember to remind him of this when I set off, so..."
Seeing the other party getting more and more angry, while K sighed in his heart, he could only continue to bite the bullet and take all the mistakes on his own head. After all, he really didn't have an assistant who could train him well, and he was really a little dereliction of duty, which is understandable.
"Stop! Stop!!"
"It's alright k, I know what you want to say, but, so far, why not make an example?"
Without waiting for the other party to finish speaking, Z directly extended his hand to signal and interrupted the other party's words roughly, and then sighed heavily, then turned around and sat down on the seat behind his desk.
I don't know why, recently, he has always felt that things are not going well in the men in black organization, and he doesn't know if it is because he is too old that his energy is gradually becoming weak?
perhaps……
Should he really step back from his leadership position and leave this important position to those with more potential and ability?
"..."
"K! If it were me and you, I would have already wiped out the memory of that bastard outside, and told him to go back to his NYPD!"
Z stretched out his finger and pointed to a black-clothed detective who was waiting outside the transparent glass of the office, but who would have thought that after seeing his movements, the other party would still greet him with a playful smile?
"call!!"
"But he is your man after all, and you have always vouched for him, so forget it this time... But K, I warn you, this is really the last time, there will be no next time!!"
"Even if he is a newcomer, if he makes any mistakes again, it will prove that he is not suitable for the profession of 'black police detective'! At that time, even if you and I have been friends for nearly forty years, we He must also be expelled, which is good for you, me, and the earth, you should be able to understand, right?"
With a dark face, he breathed a sigh of relief, and didn't go to the detective outside the door who hadn't realized the seriousness of the matter so far, and dared to greet him with a smile, then Z became sober, and used the most severe tone. And lowered his voice, emphatically reminding this old friend K sitting in front of him.
Although his words were a bit harsh, Z didn't feel that he had done anything wrong!
It's just like what he said just now, their occupation is different from ordinary jobs... Because their error tolerance rate is extremely small, everyone must go all out for every task, this is When they select personnel, it is one of the reasons to select the most elite personnel for interviews.
otherwise,
If one is not careful, once the mission fails and the aliens escape, it would be easy for those incompetent agents to die themselves? Because, no one knows what dangerous items are carried by the aliens who broke into the earth. God knows whether the other party will release dangerous viruses or blow up the earth directly?
Or, as written in today's damn report, their men in black actually blew up a separatist alien on their own planet, blew up the terrible, known as the "cancer cell" of the planet scary aliens? !
"Yes! I see..."
"Don't worry, I will definitely teach him well! If he is really overwhelmed, I think I will send him back directly!!"
From K's point of view, he must have an inescapable responsibility for this matter to happen like this! Therefore, he didn't intend to let the j outside bear any fault, he insisted on keeping the other party in front of the furious leader z of the men in black, so that's almost enough,
Of course,
Next time, if the guy outside makes another mistake, no matter how big or small, no one will be able to keep it...
At that time, it means that the other party is really not suitable for the job of the man in black, and can only be sadly washed out of memory, and then arrange an excuse such as "vegetative state reawakening" to return to the other party's original Use the waste heat in that job?
"very good!"
"Remember what you said, k!"
After finishing speaking, Z nodded, and then reached out to pick up another file that was not in a hurry from his desktop, and threw it in front of K, motioning him to open it and watch it.
"Now is a new mission!"
"It's that troublesome little guy again... This morning, about an hour ago, an unregistered alien spaceship forced its way through our atmospheric defense network and illegally entered our planet, landing in the city. In the mountains outside..."
"At that time, I had sent the nearest agents to check, but...we found that the bastard who smuggled to Earth in a spaceship seemed to be snatched by the little girl Anne Hasta first?"
"I heard that you are friends with her... So, if you don't want her to be eaten, you'd better go and go again quickly to persuade her to take the 'cute' one she hid. Hand over the aliens for us to deal with?"
After finishing the last sentence, Z lay down on his office chair a little tiredly, and waved his hand to indicate to K that if he finished reading and had no objections, he could go out to perform that new task by himself.
The task this time is relatively simple, even if that bastard agent j outside makes a mistake again, it doesn't matter... because ah, he can't wait for the other party to make another mistake, and then he'd better be eaten by that damned alien?
If that's the case, it's too easy for them!
Because, at that time, they only need to bury each other's bones directly and say two innocuous eulogies, and the work is over, and there is no need to bother a large group of agents to re-arrange the other party's new identity or restore the old one. identity?
After all, the workload of those two situations is one day and one place...
"this……"
"I understand, let's go right away!!"
After reading the documents in his hand at a glance, Agent K's face suddenly sank, he directly turned off the device that displayed the files and gently put it back on the table, then stood up and walked out.
And outside the door, his assistant, Detective J, seemed to have gotten a little impatient waiting.
"Hi!"
"K, what's the matter? Didn't that bad old man scold you? I saw it just now, but his face is not very good all the time?"
J knew that the old guy must have scolded him. Although he didn't hear the conversation between the two, he saw the other person's expression and movements, as well as the malice and the very unconcealed look at him when he looked at him without any concealment. Is it rude pointing behavior?
The old guy didn't like him Agent J, and likewise, he didn't like him much either!
"No!"
"But we have a new mission now, you should hurry up and come with me."
K didn't intend to repeat what happened just now, because it wasn't a good experience... Besides, he didn't think that the companion beside him would be happy to hear the extremely ugly words Boss Z said to him just now.
"Huh? God..."
"I just came back and have another mission. Where are we going this time? Is it Europe? Australia? Or the North and South Poles?!"
He had just returned from an extremely bad mission, and now he was sent out again before he could take a break, so J had to sigh and complain bitterly.
certainly,
He complained and complained. Knowing that he guessed that he had made a mistake just now, and it was very necessary to complete another task perfectly to make up for it, he didn't dare to say too much. He just cheered up a little bit, and then quickly followed the expression on his face. There are also some not-so-good-looking companions around K.
"Outside the city!"
"It's the castle manor that hasn't appeared on the map! Of course, the opponent is not Xielailong!"
In two simple sentences, K directly explained where the two of them were going and the enemies they were about to face.
"Manor? Isn't it evil dragon?"
"My God! No way? K... that little Annie, what's wrong with her again?!"
J is a bit unbelievable, thinking about it seriously, it seems that there are not even a few days, how could that little guy still provoke things that made them dispatch after he ran to live in that remote place?
He, Agent J, has already caused a lot of trouble, but he never thought that a certain little guy could cause more trouble than himself? But I don't know why, this made him feel a lot better when he was a little nervous just now?
look!
Now on this earth, there is at least one little guy who is more capable of tossing around than Agent J himself, and who can make some bad old man in their headquarters in black even more troublesome, isn't he?
"She didn't cause trouble!"
"A 'Zelen' meat-eater broke into the earth, and it seems to have got together with the little girl Annie... Besides, that little guy doesn't seem to be willing to hand it over to the agents we arranged at the manor?"
As K walked forward, he dialed his own mobile phone-like communicator.
"Oops……"
"Annie, she still doesn't answer the phone..."
Putting down the handy communicator in his hand, K felt at a loss for that little girl who never liked to carry the communication equipment distributed by their men in black headquarters.
Thinking carefully of the bad evaluations of those alien intelligent beasts of the 'Zelen' clan, the uneasiness in K's heart became more and more intense... That's right, those are alien beasts, and they can't be called It's aliens! Although those guys also have advanced intelligence and can also drive a little spaceship, but in the entire galaxy universe, no alien race will treat the guy who lists all creatures on their recipe list they!
Now it's even worse: if the paper reads correctly, the 'Zelen' carnivorous beast seems to be hidden by some little girl who knows nothing... If that's the case, then they It has to be done quickly, otherwise, at some point, what they will find is just the tragic skeleton of a little girl?
"Carnivore?"
"Ha! K, that shouldn't be a big problem, right? You and I both know that little Annie is no ordinary little girl, but she is stronger than a hundred elite soldiers of 'Xileilong'!! "
Although I don't know what that kind of cosmic carnivorous beast is all about, but j is much more optimistic than his companion k... In fact, no matter what he does, or under any circumstances, he is Very optimistic, like he just made a big mistake and almost destroyed the earth, but now, he can still laugh out loud?
Anyway, he didn't think that powerful little guy would be hurt by some carnivorous beast that came from the universe to play wild on the earth, because that was obviously unrealistic?
"..."
"The problem is, Annie doesn't know what we know. If we are not prepared..."
Anyone who knows the details of that kind of 'Zelen' beast will definitely not be short-sighted enough to associate with them and help hide them. Therefore, unlike his partner's optimistic attitude, now J is very worried. I don't want the little guy who can't even do anything about 'Evil Lailong' temporarily to fall into the hands of a carnivorous beast!
If that's the case, I'm afraid that both they and those Xileilong aliens who are ready to take revenge will be very sad or disappointed! !
"Damn it!"
"Then what are we waiting for? Hurry up, we're on a mission this time, so it's better to take a plane. The suburbs are too far away. It's definitely too late to drive your broken car!"
"By the way, this time I can directly shoot that alien monster called 'Zelen' with my weapon, right?"
He ran to the elevator, pressed the j on the top floor of the headquarters, and quickly asked his companions.
Anyway, this time, he definitely didn't want to be criticized for attacking the enemy... He really had enough of messing up things and receiving strange looks from others!
He really dared to swear that he has been working hard to read related books, but there are too many kinds of aliens, more than the 10,000 kinds of insects in the animal world on TV. More, he will meet in a while, how can he remember it? !
"..."
"Can!"
"!!"
"Great, I'll let it see how amazing I am, Agent J!!"
"j..."
"What's wrong? Boss K?"
"I want to remind you that ordinary individual low-intensity weapons are ineffective against them, so you'd better not get too close to them..."
"ah?!"
"Hello!"
"Agent K, you are finally here!!"
On the flat lawn of the manor castle, when a black unmarked helicopter rotated its blades at high speed and landed slowly with a strong wind, a black-clothed woman in a black suit and black tie approached. The officer hurriedly covered his eyes with one hand to avoid the grass clippings being hung up by the strong wind from the propeller, and pressed his tie fluttering with the wind with the other hand, and quickly walked towards Agent K who had just stepped off the plane.
As for a certain agent j who followed agent k, she ignored her gorgeously.
Because she had heard a lot about this agent j, she didn't like him a little bit, so her attitude and so on, naturally became indifferent, that's a normal thing! After all, in the organization of the Black Body Man, the law of the jungle is followed, and survival of the fittest is the most basic requirement, so she doesn't understand why the other party still has the face to stay in their team?
"How's the situation? That little girl, Anne, is she all right?"
K didn't greet the other party or waste time. After getting off the plane, he hurried forward, letting the strong wind from the helicopter's propeller blow his clothes, tie and hair fluttering, just asking about the things he cared about most.
"she……"
The detective was hesitant to speak, she just wanted to make a report and go back to report in detail, but who would have thought that the other party would come so soon.
"What happened to her?!"
Noticing that the female detective's tone seemed a bit wrong, the Ji who followed followed quickly caught up, grabbed the other's arm and asked with wide-eyed eyes.
It took them less than ten minutes to come here. Could it be that the most terrifying thing that they didn't want to see really happened? That little clever Annie, that cute little girl, that little guy who faced a large group of terrifying evil dragon soldiers by himself, was really eaten by that unknown alien carnivore? !
If that was the case, he swears to the agent that he must have stuffed the nuclear grenade that he kept in his pocket into the ass of that carnivorous beast, as God can testify! !
"!!"
Hearing J's words, and looking at the female detective's hesitant expression, K's heart suddenly paused, and he had to stop with a cold face.
He didn't quite understand that at least a dozen special agents were arranged here... Even if they really couldn't force the little guy to hand over the carnivorous beast, why couldn't they protect her safety and still let her go? What happened to her in the hands of that monster? If that's the case, then in his opinion, these guys are probably even more unreliable than the rookies around him!
After all, J is still a rookie, and he hasn't joined the Men in Black organization for a long time, but these guys around him are old players, so they shouldn't be so incompetent! !
"Don't worry, that little girl is fine!"
"Anyway, it's hard to explain this matter. I was planning to write a report just now, but you came here at this time... Forget it, I won't talk about it. She is by the pond over there. You should ask yourself She, I'm going to write the report now?"
The female detective shook off J's big hand, and after arranging her clothes, she said to the rather ugly-looking Agent K.
Then, without waiting for the two to continue to ask, she finally pointed out the location of a certain little girl, then snorted coldly, turned her head and walked towards the small medieval castle... Now, she is going back to write a report , I don't have time to receive that Agent K and another useless J who doesn't know the so-called!
"..."
"..."
The complexions of K and J quickly changed from cloudy to clear, and after looking at each other, they followed the example of the female detective and adjusted their clothes and hairstyles that were messed up by the helicopter. , then quickly walked in the direction indicated by the other party.
Here, they have already seen the figure of the little girl in the distance, and the guy in the conspicuous little red skirt is over there, and it is indeed fine!
"Annie..."
"What are you doing?!"
K, who walked up to the little girl first, saw that the little girl was holding a small stick, one end was tied with a thread and a small lump of soft grass, and the other end of the stick was held in her hand, standing on tiptoe Standing on the edge of the small pond, the movements of the hands trembled, making the grass lump tied to the other end of the stick jump up and down on the wet ground by the pond.
Now, seeing that the little girl was fine, K was relieved, so he was not in a hurry about other things, but asked the little girl curiously.
"Hush!!"
(○` 3′)
"Keep your voice down! Uncle K, you're fishing for frogs!!"
That's right, little Annie is fishing for frogs now!
For, in the morning, because she had nearly disturbed them, and the big cunning bullfrogs were now in hiding, and not trying to catch them by magic, she remembered this game of frog-fishing, which That's why she's here on tiptoe like a thief now and sticks out the stick to the wet ground in the grass to make the lump of grass dance in it.
"Frog fishing?"
K opened his mouth a little speechlessly. They hurried and worried for a long time, but in the end, this little guy was really playing here? !
"Hey! Boy, wild bullfrogs can't be eaten because they have a lot of parasites?"
At this time, J, who also leaned over to watch the little girl's movements, also grinned.
He didn't believe that the other party could catch that kind of big frog like this, and he didn't believe that those things could still be eaten! Because here in the Americas, only the big bullfrogs that are farmed are edible, and they generally only eat their thighs? As for these wild ones, forget it...
"snort……"
(_)
Little Annie rolled her eyes at the other party. Did she say that she wanted to eat? She was just fishing for fun and preparing to roast to feed the two big wolfhounds that liked to eat. What does it matter to him?
"Hey! Little guy, stop!"
"Where's the alien carnivorous beast of the 'Zelen' family? Tell us quickly, we'll catch it now! Let me tell you, that guy, it's very dangerous, you can't hide it!!"
J took out the small pistol in his hand, which blew up a 'split body' alien yesterday, and was reprimanded by boss Z, as well as the small pistol that received countless blank and contemptuous looks. Are you going to atone for your sins and catch some carnivore who dares to come to the earth to do evil as soon as possible?
"..."
(д.)
"Here, it's over there, but it was cooked by me..."
Little Annie, who was busy with her important affairs, pouted to the other side, under a certain big tree.
There, it seems that there is a charred and strange large animal lying there, but the appearance of the other party is a little burnt, and it is a little unrecognizable?
"!!"
"!!"
K and J were startled again, and then looked at each other again.
They finally understood why the female detective had such a weird expression just now... It turned out that before they came here and started to fight, the other party actually burned the terrifying alien carnivorous beast first? !
"How do you give it to..."
K was puzzled. He had seen it in the report before, saying that this little guy was very close to that 'Zelen' carnivore who was good at disguising, and they even mingled together and played happily? This matter caused him to worry for a long time on the way here, for fear that a certain little guy would get hurt.
"that……"
(w`)
"I think it looks very cute... and it can't speak human language, it doesn't look like an intelligent creature, so..."
`(*n_n*)'
So it burned!
She just wanted to bake it to try it out, who would have thought that it would be burnt by accident... Now, even the two big wolfhounds don't bother to eat it, so she had no choice but to go fishing for frogs, and was going to reward her just now. The big wolfhounds who have been around for a long time by the sudden alien monster?
"ah?"
K was a little confused about what the little guy meant.
"But Annie..."
"Why do you want to bake it? Did you see something wrong with it at that time, so you acted first?!"
The somewhat regretful J had to put away his small arms, then looked at the lump of coke in the distance and asked regretfully.
I don't know what kind of flame weapon this little guy took out, but he was able to burn that alien carnivorous beast that is said to be unafraid of ordinary weapons... I didn't say anything, the other party must be dead, it must be without him The performance of the agent has a chance.
"No, I just saw how cute it looked when it wasn't transformed, so I couldn't help but want to burn it..."
"!!"
"Cute is going to burn it? Why is that?!"
The doubts in the hearts of K and J became more and more. They seemed to be a little confused by this little guy's messy statement, and their logical thinking was a little bit overwhelmed.
"But, shouldn't cute animals be eaten?!"
o(")o
Want to be eaten because of being chubby and cute? And if you want to eat it, you have to roast it. Annie answered this kind of thing with a straight and strong answer, and there will be no problems at all! !
"..."
"..."
K and J glanced at each other, completely unaware of what kind of nonsense the other party is doing... Maybe, this is the unique customs or culture of the aliens on those Runeterra planets?
If that is the case, then they must find time to write in the shared database of the men in black, which is very important!
"Forget it, since that's the case, forget it."
The little guy hit him right, and K didn't intend to pursue it, he didn't even care what the little girl used to roast that man-eating monster into that...
Anyway, now the little guy is safe, and that troublesome alien 'Zelen' carnivore was burned to death, this matter has been perfectly resolved, he has nothing to worry about, this matter has been understood, and they It is a task completed!
Maybe……
This is the reason why the previous female detective had a weird expression, I don't know how to explain it?
"ha!"
Σ(⊙⊙"a...
"Eh? Eh? Hooked!!"
Suddenly, Little Annie cheered violently, and slammed the stick in her hand, and she threw a huge, ugly, slimy bullfrog directly to a black-faced sorghum who happened to be standing behind her. Big black face!
'Wang? '
'Wang! Wang! ! '
Then, some two big hounds who had been waiting by the side for a long time, waiting to catch the prey so that their lunch could be meaty, roared and hurried forward, taking advantage of a certain bullfrog. Before it fell off, it pounced on a certain black-faced detective who was screaming and pulling the foreign object on his face! !
"!!"
"Damn! What is this? Wow! These two stupid dogs, get the hell out of here!!"
"Help..."
The screams of a black-faced detective from a Dazui village began to resound in this quiet mountain castle manor...
Of course, there were also the barking of two big wolfhounds and the heartless and charming laughter of a little girl after she caught her prey.
(…)
(●￣￣●)
"K!!"
"Help me, help me get rid of these two stupid dogs!"
After finally standing up, Agent J, who was entangled with some two big wolf dogs, had no idea that the reason why he was entangled by them all the time was actually because his hands subconsciously grabbed their prey and food reason?
You know, dogs are very protective animals...
★, :*:\(￣￣)/:*°★*
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