Chapter 1154: Masters

"This baby has wonderful bones and outstanding talent. He will definitely be able to support me, Guangchengzi, in the future. So in this Kunlun selection, I, Guangchengzi, are very lucky!"

"Congratulations, senior brother, on finding a good apprentice. Junior brother, I am sincerely happy for you."

"Hahaha, you are dishonest. You have accepted a good young talent. As a senior brother, I also have to congratulate you."

Kunlun Mountains

In a mountain range called Kongtong Immortal Peak, in a towering classical-style hall that stretches endlessly, an elegant middle-aged man wearing a designer black suit and another middle-aged man in the same attire are talking to each other. Touted.

But judging from their clothes, it seems that both of them are successful people in real society, but who could know that these two are actually famous gods.

And judging from their behavior, they are no match for the gods.

But the two of them are pure gods.

In fact, this is not surprising at all, because like Nuwa, these two people also use another identity to 'roll' in the world of mortals.

And for these two people who are complimenting each other, the nomination number will definitely make people dumbfounded.

One is Guangchengzi, the senior brother of Chanjiao, and the other is Chi Jingjing, one of the twelve immortals of Chanjiao. These two are definitely famous in the myths and legends of different time and space.

Of course, Guangchengzi's reputation is bigger.

And also has the nickname "The Virgin Killer".

The red sperm is worse.

But no matter what, these two are real gods and immortals. They are famous in the spiritual world and among the followers of Chan Cult. They are also among the original twelve double-flowered red sticks under the leader's command.

"It's really meaningless for us, brothers and sisters, to praise each other. We have been trapped in the secret realm for so many years, and these habits are somewhat irreversible. It is said to make the gods speechless."

After touting for a while, Guangchengzi felt a little unmotivated.

Seeing Guangchengzi's momentum slump, Chi Jing immediately lost interest, and like his senior brother, his momentum became a little gloomy.

He saw Chi Jingzhi nodding his head, with a look of agreement with Guangchengzi, and then said: "Who says it's not the case? Today's society is completely different from the era we experienced in the past. Mortals can also fly to the sky with some tools. The weapons used to escape from the earth are not inferior to the immortal arts at all, so when ordinary people see us immortals, they are basically more curious than afraid, and they just think about how to find an advantage, which is really annoying. "

Hearing this, Guangchengzi looked at his junior brother curiously. He noticed that Chi Jingzi seemed to have some extraordinary worldly experiences. He couldn't help but asked casually: "Junior brother, it seems that you are not very happy. Why, in the secular world?" What happened?"

Chi Jingzheng nodded dullly: "Hi! Forget it, we haven't seen each other for more than ten years. We are all living in the world of mortals and are familiar with the current customs, so senior brother, you have not experienced any of my weird things. My experience brings tears to my eyes."

The fire of gossip in Guangchengzi's heart was ignited by Chi Jingzhi.

"Hurry up and tell me, senior brother, what happened to you?"

Of course, although Guangchengzi was very gossipy at heart, she pretended to be 'I care about you' on the surface.

Chi Jingjie sighed: "Senior brother, I'm really not doing too well outside. Now that I have an apprentice, I plan not to go out again."

Chi Jing still didn't tell what happened to him.

This made Guang Chengzi very disappointed.

You know, he was just waiting for Chi Jing's gossip.

"Master will not allow it. Now we have to be familiar with the rules of this era, and then we can work out how to gather faith. This is my top priority."

Chi Jingzhi raised his head with a resentful look and looked at Guangchengzi.

Guangchengzi, on the other hand, felt goosebumps at the "hateful" look from Akazaki.

Just when Guang Chengzi was about to ask Chi Jingzi, "Junior brother, are you going to become gay?" Chi Jingzi said slowly: "Senior brother,

What is your current occupation in the secular world? "

Guangchengzi didn't know why Chi Jingzi asked this, but he still replied: "The profession is not bad. I specialize in helping people with Feng Shui."

Speaking of his career, Guangchengzi also opened up the conversation.

"Junior brother, you don't know. My life was miserable in the past few years. I basically ate this meal without finishing it, because at that time many people didn't want to believe this.

However, things have gotten better in recent years. Nowadays, China's domestic economic environment is very good, and ordinary people have made money, and some have even become wealthy.

And the bosses who made money began to believe in Feng Shui more and more, so senior brother I also began to become rich and prosperous, and my life was moist. "

Red sperm raised his hands to cover his face, interrupting Guangchengzi's words.

"Senior brother, do you know what my secular profession is?"

Guangchengzi shook his head, saying that he really didn't know.

Then Chi Jingzhi told Guangchengzi in a voice that was about to cry: "The career I drew by lottery was to go to Hong Kong to work in the underworld. Do you think I am a tragedy or not?"

Xiangjiang Black Road?

Although this profession sounds bad, it won't make Akazumi so depressed and entangled, right?

Guangchengzi was a little puzzled by this.

At this time, Chi Jingjie continued: "Senior brother, do you think my career is very good?"

Guangchengzi nodded, yes, that's what he thought.

After all, that’s not how it’s done in movies and TV dramas.

Look at those big brothers from Hong Kong and Taiwan. Who is not the younger brother who cheers and cheers after going out? They all walk with a cool look. It is not an exaggeration to describe the life that they lived in a life of luxury and luxury.

Chi Jingzhi looked depressed, "Have you forgotten the rules set by the master when we drew lots to go to the world of mortals to experience?"

After Aka Seiko's reminder, Guangchengzi suddenly remembered such a thing, and at the same time, a look of realization appeared on his face.

Wow!

No wonder, no wonder Chi Jing was so depressed.

It was obviously the result of the rules set by the master.

I saw Chi Jingzhi complaining with infinite resentment: "Brother, you don't know. After I got this professional lottery, I followed the routine set by the master and swam to Xiangjiang. I really swam there and smuggled there. I didn't have any magical power at all." Useless!

After arriving in Xiangjiang, I began to think about how to get involved in the underworld, but people didn't want me because they thought I was too old, and I couldn't use my magic power. It was a miserable life at that time. "

Hironariko really sympathized with Aka Seiko at this time.

"You said why master made that rule at that time, I can't figure it out!" Chi Jingjie complained a lot about master Yuan Tianzun on this issue.

Seeing this, Guangchengzi raised his hand and patted Akazaki on the shoulder, comforting him: "Everything has passed. Now that the major forces have returned, the restrictions set by the master have been lifted. I think you will never have to live that kind of life again."

Chi Jingzhi was silent for a moment, and then said: "But I don't want to continue to live that kind of underworld life. After all, it's too unseemly for me, an upright god, to do the underworld."

Obviously, Chi Jing was quite resistant to this.

At this time, Guangchengzi had to remind Chi Jingjing: "Master naturally has Master's plans, and we disciples must abide by Master's arrangements. Moreover, although our experience in the secular world is over, we still have to continue. For the next step, we need to gather faith for Chanjiao.”

In a word, these disciples will continue to live in the secular world as mortals!

"Senior brother, I have apprentices."

Chi Jing wanted to hold on.

It's a pity, how could Guangchengzi let him get his wish.

"You can take your disciple with you."

"Then what will happen if my apprentice becomes a gangster in the future!?"

"Won't you prevent him from learning those things?"

"I'm just unlucky. I got this job by drawing a job lottery, and the master said I can't change it yet!"

"This is your chance, the way of heaven is mysterious."

"What a fart!"

"Junior brother, be careful what you say."

Wow! Wow! Wow!

When Guangchengzi and Akazoko's voices became louder and louder, and there was a tendency to quarrel, the baby who was sleeping soundly next to Guangchengzi suddenly started crying, interrupting the situation where the smell of gunpowder became stronger.

Guangchengzi quickly picked up the baby and began to coax the baby very unskilledly.

The baby looks almost one year old and looks very cute and lovable.

Guangchengzi obviously has no experience in taking care of children.

The baby cried more and more, and his voice became louder and louder, which made Guang Chengzi sweat on his forehead.

"Don't cry! Master told you not to cry! Shut up!"

Guangchengzi doesn't know how to coax children, and desperately gives orders to distressed children.

It's a pity how he could succeed in doing so.

In contrast, the child's crying became louder and louder.

At this time, Chi Jing suddenly said, "Did the child wet his pants?"

Well!

Chi Jingzi’s reminder suddenly made Guang Chengzi wake up.

Then Guangchengzi looked through it and found that the child had peed.

As Guangchengzi took off the baby's pants, the smell of urine suddenly filled the air.

At this time, Guangchengzi no longer cared about his status as a god, and began to change the child's pants and diapers in a hurry. His clumsy appearance was quite funny.

However, Chi Jingjie did not laugh, but watched Guangchengzi busy at work, and learned the techniques of his senior brother, because he also had a disciple of the same size.

Therefore, the problems Guangchengzi encountered today, I think he will also encounter them in the future, so he will not learn how to solve them.

After working for a long time, Guangchengzi finally finished it with sweat.

After changing into dry pants and a new diaper, the child really stopped crying.

Guangchengzi sat down again and looked at his baby who was sitting there and playing. He said with a self-deprecating voice: "This is all the trouble you asked for. I always think that it would be better for the apprentice to be trained and taught from an early age, but I forget that there will be a lot of troubles." Trouble."

Guangchengzi's words resonated with Aka Seiko, who nodded in agreement and echoed: "Who says it's not the case? We didn't expect that taking care of children would be so difficult."

Before Chi Jingjing finished speaking, he suddenly frowned, and then his nose flapped a few times because he smelled a fishy smell that was getting stronger.

Suddenly, Chi Jing turned his head to look at the baby beside him, then put his hand on the baby's lower body!

The sticky feeling made Akazumi close his eyes...

I think Aka Seiko and Guang Chengzi have forgotten that they are still gods, right?

Where are your magical methods?

What about supernatural powers?

Two famous gods would also have a headache about this kind of thing?

From this point of view, even gods would have a headache taking care of children.