Chapter 1178 Little Driver

A man in weird clothes stood on the edge of the building, and the narrator said something exciting. This interesting opening immediately aroused the interest of the audience.

When the 'weirdo' jumped from the building and ended up burping on a sports car, the entire audience in the theater couldn't help but laugh.

Indeed, the guy in the opening scene is so funny.

According to the Chinese side, this guy is just a fool.

At the beginning, everyone thought that this guy had some skills or something, but who knew that this guy had a burp?

However, this routine did make some film critics shine, and it also made everyone feel that this movie was a little different.

As the idiot burped, the passers-by on the screen who had cheered and clapped one after another when the guy jumped off the screen, left the scene with either weird or disappointed expressions, which also attracted the attention of the audience present. laughter.

Immediately, the movie title appeared on the screen.

【; This bizarre opening really aroused the interest of the film critics present, as well as the bosses of many entertainment companies attending the screening, and also gave everyone the desire to continue watching.

After all, this opening is really different from the openings of most movies nowadays. It has both laughs and grooves, as well as an unusual routine.

After seeing that everyone started to be interested, Keke's little face immediately showed a confident expression, and a funny attitude of "I own the world, I am the master of the world" began to appear.

The hero Dave appears.

This is an absolute American diao high school student,

The opening scene shows this guy having some kind of fantasy about his middle-aged teacher in class.

Bursts of chuckles rang out from the audience.

I don’t know if these guys recalled their green high school years when they saw Dave, or if they simply have a lot in common with Dave.

But it is undeniable that people like Dave exist on American high school campuses, and there are quite a few of them, so this scene is very realistic.

What?

Are you saying that American high school students are not like this?

Hahaha!

It has to be said that you know too little about American high school students.

People like Dave can definitely represent the majority of male diaos in American high schools, and there is no exaggeration at all.

"Do all American high school boys behave this way?"

Nuwa in the back row couldn't help but stretched her head curiously and asked.

Jin Xiantai unconsciously thought of Omar who was far away in Miami, and the fat white boy Vincent. He also recalled that when he first met Vincent, the fat white boy didn't have time to put on pants in the basement, and the man who was full of clothes. In the scene where he was holding a tissue on the floor, he nodded with a strange expression.

"Art comes from life, and life is often more exaggerated than art."

Then Jin Xiantai said something meaningful to Nuwa, which made Nuwa look thoughtful.

"How did you know?"

After a while, Nuwa asked again.

Kim Hyun Tae replied: "I went to high school in the United States, and I also have two good friends. They are people like Dave in the film. They are very weird."

After hearing Jin Xiantai's answer, Nuwa looked at Jin Xiantai with a strange expression, which made Jin Xiantai feel a little uncomfortable.

"As the old saying goes, those who are close to red are red, and those who are close to ink are dark. Whoever you make friends with will be the same. You said that your two friends are very weird, comparable to Dave in the movie, then you yourself..."

Speaking of this, Nuwa smiled mysteriously.

At this time, the plot of the movie has just advanced to the point where Dave returns home, takes out a box of tissue paper and performs an indescribable act.

Nuwa looked at the screen with a funny expression, then looked back at Jin Xiantae, and her eyes slowly moved down, finally locking on Jin Xiantae's crotch, which made Jin Xiantae embarrassed.

At this time, Jin Xiantai really wanted to grab Nuwa's neck, shake her body hard, and yell at her, "You are a goddess!" Can you please stop looking at me with such obscene eyes! 】.

Of course, Jin Xiantai could only think about this kind of thing in his mind, and he did not dare to actually put it into practice.

After all, although Nuwa in another time and space is funny and weird, she is still Nuwa after all.

Coco noticed something was wrong in her master's eyes, and then raised her hand and patted Nuwa on the forehead.

Snapped!

The little guy didn't mean to be polite at all, and his attack seemed to be quite serious.

I have to say that it is quite tragic to have a disciple like Keke and a master like Nuwa.

Fortunately, Nuwa, as a master, is also a strange person. She doesn't seem to care at all about her apprentice being so disrespectful.

"What are you looking at! Don't look at what you shouldn't look at. Your eyes are too obscene. You should be careful in public places, you know! Don't tell outsiders that you are my master. I feel embarrassed!"

The little guy rudely complained about his master Nuwa.

On the other hand, Nuwa didn't seem to care at all. She didn't mean to be shy at all. Instead, she winked mysteriously and acted as funny as possible, and she reached out to poke Jin Xiantai.

"Have you ever done anything like this guy named Dave in the movie?"

Your curiosity is too strong, and is this a question that someone like you can ask?

Jin Xiantai's face turned dark. He suddenly felt that Nuwa was more childish than his daughter Coco.

Sitting upright silently, Jin Xiantai didn't plan to talk to Nuwa anymore, otherwise he wouldn't know what kind of embarrassing questions Nuwa would continue to ask.

"Hey, are you shy? It seems like you must have done this before? But this is understandable. After all, you are so young and full of energy, so you must have needs in this regard."

Nuwa laughed mischievously, made up some scenes in her mind, and then started talking to herself.

However, Anne intervened at this time, "William and I are very harmonious. Don't worry about physical matters. If you are interested in William, I think you might as well take care of William personally while I am busy." Solve it, I’m a very generous person.”

Nuwa was scolded by Annie carelessly, and for a moment she didn't know what to say.

Even though she acted like a female gangster, in fact it was all because Kim Hyun Tae was easy to bully.

If Jin Xiantai behaves worse than a gangster, then Nuwa would not dare to act like this.

So when Anne took action, Nuwa suddenly withered.

After all, Annie acted like an 'experienced driver', so Nuwa felt that it would be better for a 'little girl' like herself not to drive compared to an 'experienced driver' like Annie.

In fact, this is because Nuwa does not have a deep understanding of the relationship between Annie and Jin Xiantae.

If she really knew the relationship between Annie and Kim Hyun Tae, she probably wouldn't be so afraid.

Because Annie's appearance as a "veteran driver" is just an act.

In fact, even though she gave birth to two babies, she actually does not necessarily have more experience than Nuwa.

But it is precisely because Annie has two babies that in Nuwa's eyes, she is an absolutely experienced 'veteran driver'.

Therefore, facing an "old driver" like Anne, Nuwa felt that her wisest choice was to wither quickly and stop trying to be strong, otherwise she would definitely make a fool of herself.

But when she saw Nuwa shrinking her head and legs, looking so wretched and funny, Annie suddenly became very interested in Nuwa.

It was really because of the performance of Nuwa, the oriental goddess, that Anne felt that her previous impression of oriental gods was completely wrong.

And teasing such a goddess like Nuwa made Anne think it was quite interesting.

"You just flirted with my man. Is it possible that you are interested in my man?"

Annie looked at Nuwa with a half-smile and asked.

Nuwa sat in the back with her neck curled up, trying her best to imagine herself as a little turtle. It looked so funny.

Unfortunately, in the end, Nuwa's imaginary 'Annie's old driver' began to start the car.

"Kick-Ass" continues its own plot, playing out the tragic life of Dave, an American kid. Everything is so real. Although some places are exaggerated, they are not divorced from reality.

It’s hard to imagine that the script was written by Coco, a little girl less than three years old.

Because the "Diaos Dave" portrayed by the little guy is really too real and representative. Obviously, the little guy definitely did not create such a character based on his imagination. He definitely has a prototype.

So who could this character prototype created by a little girl less than three years old be?

It must be someone she has met and interacted with.

So could it be her father Kim Hyun Tae?

Such an idea flashed through many people's minds.

But soon, this idea was rejected.

Some people turned their heads and looked at Jin Xiantai, who was sitting on the second floor, and felt that their idea was a bit funny.

Kim Hyun Tae is extremely handsome and has a lot of wealth. Such a young man can definitely make countless girls cry and throw themselves into their arms. They will just go home and close the door and masturbate by themselves like Diaos Dave in the movie.

Therefore, the prototype of this character created by Coco will definitely not be that of her father, Kim Hyun Tae.

At this time, Jin Xiantai didn't know that people watching the movie would have such a guess.

In fact, in Kim Hyuntai's personal opinion, the energy displayed by Dave is a combination of the temperaments of Omar and Vincent.

And Kim Hyun-tae, who has experience of living in an American high school in another time and space, also admitted that the American high school diao boys here in another time and space are indeed almost as weird as Dave showed in the movie.

The plot has advanced to the point where Dave wants to be a hero, and makes a green costume by himself, and then starts to "do justice" on the streets.

As Dave made fools of himself again and again, everyone in the theater began to laugh. It was obvious that everyone was immersed in the plot of "Kick-Ass".

Of course, many people are curious as to why Coco's character hasn't appeared yet?

After all, everyone is not here to see Dave, the main purpose is to see Coco.

Soon, the character played by Coco finally appeared.

In a strange and empty scene, Coco appeared with a Chinese actor who played his father. The Chinese actor held a pistol in his hand and spoke a lot of lines.

"Don't worry, kid, getting hit doesn't feel any worse than a punch to the chest. 】

The murderous girl played by Coco frowned, [I hate being punched in the chest]

The lines up to this point are quite normal.

But if the naughty version of "Kick-Ass" doesn't appear to be different, then Coco won't be Coco.

After all, through the hands of the little guy, this "Kick-Ass" will definitely have Coco's personal style.

Therefore, more dirty lines appeared.

The Chinese version of "Big Daddy" [Don't worry, you don't have to worry about your breasts now, that's a matter of ten years later], then raised his hand and shot, and Coco flew backwards...

The less than three-year-old Coco on the screen was shot. Although everyone knew it was fake, it caused a burst of exclamations.

"Coco, did you write this line, or did the director change it?"

Such a dirty line made Jin Xiantai frown a little.

The little guy answered his father arrogantly, "Of course I wrote it. The director wanted to change it but I didn't agree. He must respect me as the scriptwriter."

Jin Xiantai's forehead veins jumped...

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