Chapter 1186: "Kick-Ass" Is a Rubbish Movie!

Maybe everyone is amazed at this movie because of Kim, the little loli.

But I want to say that there is no good girl in this world. Every girl has another amazing side. It's just that everyone likes to immerse themselves in their own fantasy world and think that girls are all well-behaved and quiet. Now I think that playing Hit-Girl can make you change this old idea.

By the way, in reality, Kim is also a naughty and mischievous little girl.

And many girls who appear to be quiet and bookish are also "female men" who frequently tell dirty jokes and speak vulgar words in private. Perhaps such girls make people feel more attractive because they are more real.

Back to the topic, Kick-Ass is still quite inspiring. Everyone can be a superhero, but the premise is... Don't be afraid of being! Hai! Ping!

Author: [Don't speak loudly if you have small breasts]

Keke read more than ten film reviews on the Internet. These reviews came from different entertainment newspapers and magazines in China, and they all affirmed the movie "Kick-Ass", which made the little guy very proud.

Turning his head to look at his master Nuwa who was sitting beside him, the little guy found that his master was still playing "Blade of Heroes" and had pushed down the enemy's base with his teammates. His operation skills were simply far better than his own.

Since he was really a scumbag, Keke didn't want to talk to Nuwa about the topic of games, because it was really a blow to the little guy's confidence.

Nuwa was very involved in the game, very focused, and her fingers flew on the screen of the mobile phone, and immediately started another ranked game.

Nuwa didn't play online games before, but since she became Keke's master, Nuwa began to be obsessed with playing games, and now she has become a game fan.

Basically, when she has nothing to do, she will take out her mobile phone to play.

Now Nuwa's rank in the Heroes of Heroes has reached platinum, and she is about to rise to the king.

On the other hand, Keke's rank has always been bronze one... It can be seen how bad the naughty kid is.

"Master, take me to play ranked games later."

The little guy envied his master's rank, so he shamelessly made a request.

Nuwa, who had opened a ranking room and was waiting, quickly exited the room and closed the game, then said to Keke with a fake smile: "Oh, Master is a little tired, I don't want to play anymore, sorry, I can't take you to the ranking, let's do it another day."

Keke's eyelids drooped instantly, and his face became very ugly.

He obviously had a master who was about to reach the King level, but every time he asked this soon-to-be-King to take him to the ranking, this master would have this or that excuse.

What mobile phone is out of battery, virus, mistakenly deleted the game, etc.

It's so hateful!

Humph!

What's so great about being about to reach the King level!

If you don't want to take me, then don't take me!

The little guy is also very stubborn.

In a flash, Keke reached out and grabbed the phone that Nuwa hadn't put into her pocket yet, and then slid the screen with her little hand to quickly delete the heroic spirit, and then returned the phone to her master.

"Don't think that you are a Platinum player who is about to become a King, so you look down on Bronze 1. When things get lively, I will buy this game and delete your account!"

The little guy is rich and powerful, and he doesn't respect his teacher at all.

As Coco's master, Nuwa is also very miserable.

In addition, Nuwa's personality is also very funny, so facing Coco in this state, Nuwa can't show the spirit of a master at all.

Nuwa, who was about to get angry, immediately put on a flattering smile after hearing this, and put the fact that Coco deleted her game behind her.

Anyway, the little guy deleted the game, and he can just download it back.

The account is still the same account, and the rank will not drop.

But if there is a conflict with the little guy, and the little guy is angry and buys the Hero Soul game, and then deletes his account data, it will be more harm than good.

And based on the character of the little guy that Nuwa knows,

Coco is really capable of doing such a thing.

Therefore, Nuwa, who has become addicted to the Internet, can't help but soften at this time.

"Oh, playing ranked games, no problem, no problem, Master will take you to play in a while, and I guarantee that you will be able to reach Silver level smoothly."

Nu Wa is much better at playing Heroes Soul than Ke Ke, so she is very confident in leading Ke Ke to rank up. After all, Nu Wa often gets five kills and super gods in ranked games, and can even lead the team to victory in unfavorable situations.

It can be seen that Nu Wa and Ke Ke are simply not in the same league, and she is much better than the pitfall Ke Ke.

Ke Ke can no longer form a team in the game, on the contrary, when Nu Wa opens a room to play ranked games, everyone is scrambling to get close to her.

Finally, the expression on Ke Ke's face became much more relaxed.

It can be seen that Nu Wa's words about taking her to Silver level did work.

Ke Ke has been playing Heroes Soul for a year and a half, but the little girl has always been Bronze 1, which shows how pitfall she is.

Especially, there is one thing that Ke Ke is not good at playing games. As Nu Wa, who was brought into the world of Heroes Soul by Ke Ke, she still has a deep understanding of it.

As the saying goes: You can be idle and scold your teammates, and you can jump over the tower and give away heads.

You can fight five people alone when you advance, and you can wait for twenty shots when you retreat.

You can kick the remaining enemies in front, and you can put up a wall to block your teammates in the back.

If you are still, you will not be seen for a hundred years, and if you move, you can send super gods thousands of miles away.

Heroic flash to give away first blood, and sell out teammates without looking back.

Keke is definitely a fighter among the pitfalls, especially Coco herself doesn't think so. On the contrary, she thinks she is very good. She has always been bronze one, and that's because her teammates are not strong enough.

So since Nuwa became addicted to playing, she doesn't play with Coco much.

Otherwise, she wants to reach platinum and will soon hit the king level, which is simply unimaginable.

But now Coco uses her big move. If Nuwa doesn't take her to play, the little guy will really buy the Hero Soul game and delete her account data.

So under this threat, Nuwa can't care about much. She can only choose to play with Coco in the ranking.

Who let Coco have a lot of money.

Facing such a rich kid, Nuwa has no choice.

"Humph! Isn't it better to do this earlier? We are still good master and apprentice. You have to let me use my big move before you know how powerful I am. Don't think that you can play ranking without taking your apprentice!"

Keke raised his little face arrogantly and actually taught his master a lesson.

If this scene was seen by other gods, they would definitely be petrified on the spot.

Coco just met the strange master Nuwa from another time and space. If she changed someone else to be the master, it would be impossible for the master and apprentice to get along so well.

Although Nuwa agreed to take Coco to play ranked games, she actually hoped that Coco could forget about it, after all, Coco was too pitfall.

Therefore, Nuwa cunningly began to change the subject.

"Wow, Coco, the comments on "Kick-Ass" on the Internet are all positive. You are really amazing. Can you help the master write a script in the future? When the master becomes famous as a singer, you can move to the big screen."

Facing the little brat, Nuwa shamelessly held her face with both hands, staring at Coco with stars in her eyes, blinking, that was so disgusting.

It must be said that this Nuwa from another time and space is really a top-notch.

As expected, Coco's focus shifted from "the master took her to play ranked games" and returned to "Kick-Ass".

"It's easy. I have so many good scripts in my mind. I can just write one at random. I guarantee that you can successfully transform and become famous overnight, and gather a large number of brainless fans."

The naughty child doesn't know what humility is.

Of course, if Keke knows humility, is she still a naughty child!

"Hurry up and change a gossip website to see if there are other film reviews." Nuwa pretended to be looking for film reviews, praying in her heart that Keke would quickly forget about taking her to play ranked games, because this is really a nightmare.

Coincidentally, Keke also hopes that someone will read the film reviews of "Kick-Ass" to show off. After all, Keke is a person who likes to show off, so Nuwa's suggestion is exactly what Keke wants.

Immediately, Keke raised her hand and clicked and slid on the screen of her mobile phone, opening a new official website of Chinese gossip newspapers and entering the review page of "Kick-Ass".

But as the page opened, the little guy saw the titles of some film reviews, and his face turned livid instantly.

It's nothing. The title of the "Kick-Ass" film review section on the official website of this newspaper is criticizing "Kick-Ass" as a bad movie, so this made the complacent Coco feel like she swallowed a fly.

Nuwa's mouth curled up, but she quickly suppressed the urge to laugh.

After all, if she laughed at that moment, wouldn't it make the little guy think that she was gloating?

When the naughty child gets angry, God knows what she will do.

So Nuwa kept telling herself in her heart that she must not laugh.

Coco's little face turned pale, and her fingers tapped the screen hard, clicking on a post titled "What's wrong with this era!"

The author is a guy named "Nanyue Qingdan Cai".

Nuwa leaned over and started to read the already opened comment.

[After watching this movie, I just want to curse! !

Who said it's good? Who rated the blockbuster? Who recommended it to the public, especially teenagers? It's really immoral!

Okay, I admit that I came here to vent my anger, but have you ever seen an action movie with a worse plot than this?

Full of blood and violence, is violence against violence the means and attitude that the turbulent American society should adopt?

The bad guys were sanctioned, and the means of killing were either a pistol headshot, a truck clamp, or a microwave oven... What's wrong with this society? What's wrong with this era?

If you think this movie is fun and even want to try it, I have to say bluntly, are you sick? Perverted! Inhuman!

Okay, you will say that it was not Kickass who did it, but the bad guys who did it, and they should be punished as they deserve. But what is the cause of this punishment? It's nothing more than my father being framed and my mother dying in vain. There are things in this world every day that make people cry out for helplessness. Everyone has trained to be a superman and goes out to the streets to kill people all day long. Do you still want to survive?

Okay, let's assume that this revenge is justified, what about the others? Do they all deserve to die? Do they all deserve to die so miserably? People you know and even relatives died in the film, how do you feel? What is the difference between Kickass and Hit-Girl and those bad guys?

If a society becomes a society that enjoys watching violence, I think its death is not far away?

This is a rubbish movie!

A movie that corrupts teenagers, has bad intentions, and is full of distorted values! I even suspect that this is a movie of American conspiracy to corrupt China with soft culture! ! ! ! 】

After reading it, Nuwa took a deep breath. After all, this was a big accusation.

Keke put down the phone and turned around and shouted, "Uncle Andrew, I want you to help me check someone!"