Chapter 682: The Story of a Fool and Two Dogs
Although Li Dong doesn't like Han Yu very much, it has to be said that Han Yu is still good at cooking.
Especially that pot of fish soup was so fragrant and fresh that Li Dong drank several bowls.
Seeing that he liked it, Shen Qian smiled and said to Han Yu, "Sister-in-law, how can you teach me when you have time?"
Han Yu glanced at her, then at Li Dong, and said with a light smile, "If you want to learn, you can come to me anytime you want."
Shen Qian nodded with a smile, and the two whispered private words.
Li Dong and Jia Wenhao didn't care about them, they drank a bottle of white wine, Jia Wenhao said with a smile: "Mr. Li, if you don't have fun, open another bottle?"
Li Dong waved his hand and said: "I won't come anymore, people have to restrain their desires. Now I look like I'm not drunk, but in fact, if I have another drink, I will definitely be confused. Almost enough, too much will hurt my body."
"That's true, then don't drink."
After Jia Wenhao finished speaking, he changed the subject and said, "Mr. Li, what are you going to do with the land in the new city? We discussed it at the beginning. You invested in the new city to build a shopping center. So far, you haven't done anything. You won't forget, will you?"
Li Dong shook his head and said, "I haven't forgotten, but Jia Sheng, you know that the capital turnover in the distance is difficult recently. Take it easy, and when I have money, I will definitely invest in the construction immediately."
Jia Wenhao didn't say much, but Han Yu raised his head and smiled and said, "President Li, I heard that you have invested billions in Yuanfang recently. Why don't you have any money?"
Li Dong sighed: "What are a few billions enough for? This year, Yuanfang has made a big move. Tens of billions are not too much."
Han Yu seemed to say casually: "Then Mr. Li should inject more capital."
"No, I don't have much money in hand, so I have to keep it just in case. It's too dangerous to bet all one's eggs these days. Keep a sum of money in hand, and there will be a chance to make a comeback in the future."
Han Yu laughed and said, "Boss Li is too pessimistic."
Li Dong said depressedly: "It's not pessimistic, there is no way."
Li Dong suddenly waved his hand, and said angrily, "It's like this fly. You said it's not summer yet, where did the fly come from! But it can't be killed, isn't it a disappointment?"
Jia Wenhao and the others took a closer look, and there was indeed a fly flying in the cabin.
Li Dong waved his hand away,
He sighed and said: "Actually, it's not that you can't kill her. It's okay if she doesn't move. I know her position as soon as she moves. I just don't want to compete with her. After all, a fly is a fly. No matter how much you fly around, it will be a bit disappointing and hurt you." Not to me.
If I get annoyed by her bouncing around, I really want to kill her, but it's actually not difficult..."
As soon as he finished speaking, Li Dong suddenly slapped the table.
Wiping his hands in disgust, Li Dong said speechlessly: "It's actually disgusting to shoot to death, but fortunately we've eaten it, otherwise I really wouldn't be able to eat it."
Everyone looked again, and the fly that had just been flying had been slapped to death on the dining table by Li Dong.
Several people didn't know what to say for a while, Li Dong apologized when he saw this: "I'm sorry, I'm sorry, she keeps flying around, I couldn't hold back, she was shot to death all at once."
The corner of Jia Wenhao's mouth twitched, and Han Yu was expressionless.
Seeing this, Shen Qian shook her head slightly at Li Dong, instead of looking at the monk's face to look at the Buddha's face, it was meaningless to beat Jia Wenhao in front of Jia Wenhao at this time.
Seeing that everyone was silent, Li Dong said with a dry smile: "Don't mention the matter of flies, it's disgusting. But when it comes to flies, I think of a joke, how about I tell everyone about it to make it funny?"
Jia Wenhao smiled lightly and said, "Mr. Li, just tell me, don't keep it up."
"Then I'll say it."
"Once upon a time, there was a man named Er Gouzi, who was a local ruffian and bully.
There is a golden mountain in their village, and Er Gouzi took over the golden mountain because of his strength, and has made a lot of money in the past few years.
But the Jinshan is not that big, and there will always be a time when the mining is over, and when the Jinshan gradually bottoms out, Er Gouzi can't sit still.
How to do it?
At this time, Er Gouzi saw that a big family in the next village had also made a fortune. The family did not make a fortune from gold mountains, but made a lot of money by doing business with real skills.
Er Gouzi was envious and jealous, trying to seize the property of this big family several times.
But that big family is not weak. You, a local ruffian, want to seize other people's property, but they don't agree.
Er Gouzi is a hooligan, it's okay to bully the poor and small people, but if he wants to bully the big family, he won't be beaten to death.
At this moment, Er Gouzi remembered something. There was a fool in the next village next door, and that fool was called a fly.
This idiot, his brain is not very bright, but this idiot has a good life, there are people in the family, and he is still an official.
Er Gouzi thought to himself, this fool is so foolish, so let her fool her into doing something for me and grab that big family's property!
After planning for several days, Er Gouzi went to the next-door village, took a lollipop, found the fool, and told the fool: "Help me rob the big family in your next-door village. Anyway, your family If someone becomes an official, the big family dare not offend you. If you snatch something from his house and give it to me, I'll give you this lollipop. '
Normal people would definitely not agree to this, but flies are fools.
As soon as he heard that there were lollipops to eat, the fool was as happy as something, and rushed to rob the big family.
The first time he came to rob her, the big family said that this is not a fool, there is someone in the family who is an official, forget it, don't bother with him, and send her back.
Not long after, the idiot came to snatch it again.
This time the big family was a little unhappy, thinking that I would give your family the face of being an official, regardless of the fact that you robbed me for the first time, you still come?
But there are people after all, the big family endured it, thought about it and still didn't pursue it, and sent the idiot back.
As a result, the good times didn't last long, and not long after, that fool came again!
You said, everyone is hot, even if you are a fool, it is too much to rob every day, isn't it? "
Li Dong paused when he said this, and Jia Wenhao listened with gusto: "Continue, Mr. Li continued, it's very interesting. By the way, you haven't mentioned Er Gouzi yet, are these Er Gouzi just watching? "
Li Dong coughed lightly and said, "No way, a fool is a fool after all, and Er Gouzi also knows that it is hopeless to count on a fool to snatch it. But a fool has a background, and he can do it on the bright side. On the one hand, he can test the reaction of the big family , On the one hand, it can also divert attention.
As for what Er Gouzi is doing by himself, this is another story, let's continue talking about fools. "
Jia Wenhao said with a smile: "Forget it. You said it. After all, there are people in the fool's family, and they don't intend to rob the big family's property. If the family members explain things reasonably, it will be fine. I see, the last one The fool's family must have come to apologize with a gift.
Since you can be a big family, you should understand that you have to be forgiving and forgiving.
People are pitiful, you can't just chase them and beat them to death with a stick, right? "
Li Dong hurriedly said: "That can't be done. That big family is a kind person from all over the world. Don't say apology. He can't do this kind of thing without an apology. It's just that the big family feels aggrieved. It's fine if you call it a fool. But there is someone in your idiot's family, isn't Er Gouzi the culprit?
What's the use of you just apologizing, at this time you should interrupt Er Gouzi's dog legs, so as to save you from fooling your idiots next time. "
Jia Wenhao said with a light smile: "There are difficulties. The official is a good official. Although Er Gouzi instigated him behind the scenes, it didn't cause too much consequences after all. If you go to break his leg at this time, isn't that bullying others?" .”
"Oh, that's how I feel, let me tell you. But you said that if the big family breaks Er Gouzi's leg, will the officials help Er Gouzi?"
"It's hard to say, after all, breaking a human leg is against the law."
"Then what if we don't break his legs and take away the money he got from digging gold mines for so many years?"
Jia Wenhao said with a smile: "It depends on how you do it. If you spend all his money in a formal way, that's your skill. Will anyone still come to you?"
Li Dong smiled and said: "That's not a problem, I'm afraid that fool is still thinking about that lollipop. When the big family tries to get Er Gouzi, the fool asks his family to help him and cause trouble for the big family."
"Not at all." Jia Wenhao said with a light smile.
Li Dong said with a sigh of relief: "That's good. After all, although the big family has a good family background, there are people above them, but it's meaningless to fight with others for no reason. Jia Xing, don't you think so?"
"Maybe."
The two chatted for a while, and Shen Qian next to him interrupted: "This joke is not funny, Li Dong, don't say such a cold joke next time."
Li Dong said awkwardly: "Really? I used to think it was quite funny, but it seems that I have a low point of laughter."
Jia Wenhao waved his hands and said, "It's okay, it's okay, are you kidding me?"
As he spoke, Jia Wenhao looked outside again and said, "It's docked, Mr. Li, shall we continue our chat or break up?"
"Let's not talk, let's not talk, it's past ten o'clock, next time I have a chance, I'll treat Jia Xing and Miss Han to dinner, then we'll leave first."
"Go slowly, then I won't send it off."
Li Dong said politely: "Jia Xing is welcome, please stay."
"Then you slow down."
"Well, thank you, Shen Qian, let's go."
Li Dong helped Shen Qian ashore, waved to Jia Wenhao with a smile, and then walked away.
As soon as they left, Han Yu suddenly threw his chopsticks away, and said with a sinking face, "You just watch him abuse me like this?"
Jia Wenhao asked in surprise, "What's wrong?"
Han Yu said angrily: "Don't say you don't understand! Idiot, I am an idiot, so what are you?"
Jia Wenhao laughed and said, "Just tell a story, what are you so excited about?"
"Jia Wenhao!"
Han Yu said angrily: "Are you stupid? You can swallow this kind of anger! What is he, Li Dong? You are still bowing your head to him while sneering at me in front of you. Are you still a man? Five hundred million I'm out, can I feed my 500 million to the dogs?
To swatt a fly, if he has the ability, slap me to death!
If it wasn't for you persuading me, would I be able to let him go so well?
Now I don't make trouble for him, but he pushes an inch instead, how can I bear this tone? "
Jia Wenhao frowned slightly and said: "But I think what he said seems quite reasonable! Just a lollipop can fool you into a daze, what is it if you're not a fool? I checked the Er Gouzi's matter, stay away from him , I don't care about him, it's because I'm generous.
But if you plan on me, Jia Wenhao, you really think I'm stupid too?
If Li Dong doesn't shoot him to death, I will shoot him sooner or later!
You'd better stop contacting them, Han Yu, as I said before, more money and less money is not the most important thing.
You are a woman, you will burn yourself sooner or later if you are too ambitious. In the end, how much pleasure can a lollipop bring you?
Li Dong's mouth stinks a bit, but at least he expressed his opinion.
At this time, watching him fight Ergouzi, I don't care whether he is dead or alive, and I don't care whether Ergouzi is dead or alive.
But no matter if they win, they dare not fool you again. I, Jia Wenhao, have an attitude here. Don’t blame me for being ruthless if I stretch out my hand indiscriminately! "
Han Yu frowned and looked at him, Jia Wenhao said lightly, "Don't look at me, I'm doing it for your own good."
"Then you think Li Dong can win?"
"have no idea."
"I didn't know you asked me to invest 500 million!" Han Yu said angrily.
Jia Wenhao sighed and said, "You are really stupid. Does it matter who wins or loses? Should it be yours or yours, whether Li Dong wins or loses, is your money still in vain?"
"Can……"
"Okay, that's it. I was hurt a lot today. In the past, I had no end with this kid. But now that a silly daughter-in-law like you is scolding me for me, I don't care about it. Let's go, go back Home."
Seeing Jia Wenhao pacing away with his hands behind his back, Han Yu bit his lip hard, and finally threw down his apron angrily and went ashore together.
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on the way back.
Shen Qian said with a wry smile: "What are you doing! I've already winked at you, why do you have to say those words?"
Li Dong curled his lips and said, "Why are you afraid of him! I told a joke, why don't you allow it?"
"Besides, these two idiots made me upset. What's wrong with saying a few words? I'm teaching her how to behave. Do you understand? When I was in the capital, these two idiots jumped out and dared to continue to jump. I'm an idiot, don't I know anything?
I'm clear in my heart, if Jia Wenhao didn't come forward, just watch it!
If someone cheats on her father, I will show her what it means to cheat her husband later!
Lao Jia is a sensible person, and he can see clearly the pros and cons.
How dare a fool take over a company worth tens of billions?
As long as she dares to take over, Lao Jia will be in trouble soon, do you believe it or not?
Lao Jia has climbed to this stage at such a young age, and there are more people staring at him than your old man. He is a silly daughter-in-law jumping around, do you think no one is instigating him?
Except for those who stared at me, most of them were staring at Lao Jia.
Now I complain a few words, can he still trouble me?
Just wait and see, Lao Jia said that he doesn't care, he doesn't care, and he will definitely make some moves when he turns around.
He wants to watch a movie, and I still want to watch a movie. By the way, let him wipe my butt, which is very good. "
Shen Qian thought about it carefully, and found it quite reasonable.
But soon Shen Qian came to her senses, and said with a speechless expression: "Can you stop calling me two idiots, two idiots, no matter what people say, they are also a couple. Would you be happy to hear this? It's a good thing in the first place, but you have to do it all the time." Yao Mozi comes out, isn't this making an enemy for himself?"
Li Dong said awkwardly: "I can't help it. I thought about the story temporarily, but I couldn't find another name, so I just said it casually."
Shen Qian said angrily: "Be careful next time!"
"Understood, be sure to pay attention next time, and definitely don't call her a second idiot to her face."
The corner of Shen Qian's mouth twitched, this bastard always slacks like this.