Chapter 786

After dinner, Feng Yiping and Zhou Xinyu followed the company employees and filed into the campus. The company's annual meeting will be held in the school's auditorium.

Regarding the name, Feng Yiping and Zhou Xinyu had a dispute.

Zhou Xinyu insisted on using the term "annual meeting". He thought it was very professional and upscale.

And Feng Yiping still wants to use words like party or staff meeting, because the word annual meeting has a special meaning in his mind. Once upon a time, it was simply synonymous with all kinds of "trench", and he had no part to participate in it. , can only be envious, jealous and hateful activities.

Especially for those annual meetings involving high-tech companies, it is nothing new to invite various female stars to help out, distribute cash, and give away the right to use helicopters and high-end cars, even sending them to some well-known "teachers" in Japan Everyone has the right.

And this one organized by Zhou Xinyu is an authentic party. It is mainly performed by company employees, and some of the guest performers are also some bands from Tsinghua University and surrounding universities. As for the various lucky draws and various gifts There is no such thing as delivery.

However, when Zhou Xinyu asked in the Magic Workshop, they all overwhelmingly supported the name "annual meeting", and they all thought the word "party" was too vulgar.

He is the only one who still struggles with these trivial matters, and the employees around him are very excited.

Many employees are very excited to be able to hold the annual meeting in a century-old auditorium on the campus of a first-class university in China. Among them, those who graduated from Tsinghua University, or graduated from a school comparable to Tsinghua University, are a minority after all.

Feng Yiping's entanglements and dissatisfaction are not limited to this one thing, "What's wrong with holding it in our own training school? The money for renting the venue can be used to buy a set of audio equipment, or invite everyone to have a good meal." pause,"

It is not easy to rent the school auditorium now, even if you have money, Zhou Xinyu used his cover to ask Director Shang to call the leader of the Academic Affairs Office to intercede, and finally managed to rent it.

However, the rental price is not low at all. This is the style of the school. You can also bargain with the professor for your grades. You will not be given a chance to bargain for anything related to fees.

Besides, your company is developing so well, do you still have the nerve to bargain with your alma mater?

"Yiping, since we want to do it, of course we have to do it in a more lively and decent way," Zhou Xinyu said, "You can't let the newly integrated employees of iche.com feel that we are more stingy than their original bosses."

"How can this be stingy? It's true," Feng Yiping muttered.

Zhou Xinyu and Zhu Qiuyuan could only smile helplessly.

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Today is just Friday, and most of the students are probably staying in the dormitory, playing games, sleeping in, or preparing for the upcoming final exam.

However, there were still quite a few students who heard the news and came to see the excitement. Looking at these cheerful employees, there was a little bit of envy in their eyes.

Jiaqiang with a listed company and Jiaqiang without a listed company have completely different appeals to these guys.

When the car network is successfully listed in the United States, Feng Yiping at that time will no longer have to worry about not being able to recruit outstanding graduates from top domestic universities. At that time, it will probably be his turn to pick and choose.

Of course, tonight's annual meeting is not open to the public. Feng Yiping doesn't want the details of his annual meeting to be leaked out, because he is afraid that this annual meeting will become a historical event and become the largest ever in the history of domestic high-tech companies. One of the "shabby annual meetings".

Although the sign of the annual meeting is hung, the process is completely in accordance with the model of the party. Feng Yiping resolutely cut off the arrangement of letting himself speak on stage first. Everyone has worked hard for a year. Now, who would be willing to listen to him chatting nagging? If I were an employee, I wouldn't like such an arrangement.

Because the time for renting the auditorium is only two hours, the schedule of the show is very tight. After the warm-up song and dance, it can really enhance the atmosphere. Later, it seems to be a must-have event at various annual meetings, the underwear show.

Although the scale is not as big as those later companies, with the explosive music, more than a dozen beauties came out in cool styles, immediately detonated the audience, and cheered loudly. Only then did Feng Yiping realize that many people who usually work hard The employees who did it were all sullen.

Feng Yiping's show, or game, was arranged in the middle. He didn't appear alone, followed by seven executives headed by Zhou Xinyu. The staff of the venue, their faces, really don't look too good.

This link is the one that requires the most props among all the shows tonight.

The staff is currently laying out a plastic carpet, but it is densely covered with pebbles.

If in a few years, there will be a more convenient thing to replace it, that is the toe press board, but at this time, that thing has not been invented yet, so this kind of soil method can only be used.

Feng Yiping was quite relaxed, "I was originally scheduled to perform, not this show, and I changed it on my own initiative.

Because I think, on such an occasion, whether it is a song that is well-written and authentic, or a dance, although it will get everyone's applause, but that's all.

So I thought, what can I perform that will make everyone the happiest?

What are you most unhappy about? I think it should be due to various reasons, and I was blamed by the supervisor in various ways, so I will treat the belly of a gentleman with the heart of a villain, and think that the thing that can make everyone happy should be watching the supervisor make a fool of himself!

So, today I took the executives of the company to play such a game, hoping to satisfy a wish in everyone's heart.

Hehe, although you don't admit it, I know this is what you want to see. "

No one answered, but the warm applause said everything.

Well, it’s actually the same as those celebrity reality shows that became popular later on. Anyway, what attracted Feng Yiping the most when he watched those shows was not the well-designed games, but the one-year income, which might justify his hard work for a lifetime, or Those celebrities who earned more than he had worked hard in his entire life were punished and embarrassed in various ways on the show.

Although I know that every second those celebrities are in distress, they have a lot of income, but it looks cool.

Amidst the sound of drums, 8 male employees with an average weight of around 160 during the physical examination this year, wearing numbers on their sleeves, entered the venue one by one. Among them was Jin Bao, who looked at Feng Yiping with some excitement.

This guy ranks second among the 8, weighing 161, and he is also a guy who will not be alienated from himself, and he is probably going to be bad.

Stretching his hand into the cardboard box, Feng Yiping prayed, "It must not be number 2".

Amidst the enthusiastic voices of the staff in the audience, he opened the number he had drawn, and it was number 2!

"Oh," Jin Bao raised his arms and shouted wildly, and the employees in the audience were already impatient and shouted, "Start, start,"

Feng Yiping really guessed what they were thinking, they probably waited for this moment for a long time.

Zhu Qiuyuan was the unluckiest one, he drew the heaviest guy, 163, and he was the starter.

He has to hurdle barefoot first, then jump rope twenty times, and then walk about 10 meters with the sturdy guy on his back. Finally, he needs to jump and tear off the Chinese knot hanging on the 3-meter-high shelf-the overall design is also It's very similar to the first episode of Running Man.

This workaholic who usually doesn't talk much in front of employees, but is very demanding, only needs to step over two hurdles with bare feet, and the expression on his face becomes extremely vivid. How should I put it, he is a bit like Zhao Si in Northeast F4 later.

When he walked to the rope skipping place with one foot deep and one shallow foot, he had just jumped twice, and immediately became grinning, and the employees in the audience, all of them would have been laughing happily, leaning forward and backward.

In the end, carrying a 163-pound man, Zhu Qiuyuan really worked hard. He roared and stumbled through the short ten-meter road. !

He had no choice but to stand on the cobblestone road with a bitter face, and do it again, God is sorry, this time he finally got the Chinese knot smoothly.

Holding the Chinese knot, he immediately collapsed on the stage, and could only lie there and wave to the audience.

The atmosphere in the audience was the most enthusiastic at this time, because Feng Yiping was already standing barefoot in front of the starting point. With the sound of a whistle, he quickly stepped onto the cobblestone road and began to hurdle. When he was young, he often played on the river beach. These should not be a problem.

But he really overestimated his own feet. When he first stepped on it, he was a little comfortable and worth aftertaste. But after crossing the five hurdles, the feeling was so uncomfortable that it was hard to describe in words. , can only be relieved by yelling or grinning-in fact, doing these is of no use.

Looking at the appearance of the little boss, who is widely praised in China and in the world, the employees in the audience are so happy. When Feng Yiping jumped rope to the point of tears, he saw Wu Qian in the front row, also disregarding his image Leaning forward and backward with a smile, don't you like to see me embarrassing so much?

The most abominable thing is Jin Bao, the fat man. He didn't let Feng Yiping carry it on his back, but deliberately fell on him. Every step was so difficult that it was ecstasy.

Feng Yiping's eyes were wide open, like a soldier charging, he clenched his teeth and staggered towards the finish line. He felt that he was really playing a game with his life, and during this process, many of the employees below jumped up and applauded.

Feng Yiping was also a little relieved. To achieve such a happy result, it is estimated that giving them tens of thousands of bonuses would not be enough.

Fortunately, he completed the last level with only one jump. Then, clutching the Chinese knot in one hand, he lay side by side with Zhu Qiuyuan, a difficult brother, panting for breath. As for the feet, don't worry about them now, because they don't feel much anymore.

At this time, quite a few people were shouting, "One more time!"

There are so many unscrupulous people?

Feng Yiping struggled to sit up and saw that it was those guys from Magic Workshop. "I remember you," he said, pointing to that corner.

The audience roared with laughter.

In addition to Feng Yiping, a total of 8 executives performed masochistically, pushing the atmosphere of the audience to its climax.

However, this has not been played yet. Since it is a game, there must be rewards and punishments.

Not surprisingly, no matter what he does, Zhou Xinyu, a handsome middle-aged Shanghai man who pays attention to his style, is far behind in the completion time, and in front of him is Zhu Qiuyuan who has no previous experience to learn from, and even made a mistake.

The punishment for these two was to dress up as a white lady on stage and sing a song "Wait Once in a Thousand Years" together.

The two middle-aged uncles with shaven cheeks were wearing a fairy and elegant white long dress of the same style as the white lady, and the spindle-like bun with ribbons on it, looking chic. Shaking his head, the audience was amazed immediately, even Feng Yiping himself laughed unkindly.

Years later, this scene was repeatedly mentioned, but Zhou Xinyu used his power to mark all the video materials of that night as top secret—the same level as Jiasheng's most important patent.

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This show is not exciting, and it has nothing to do with the word "trench", but the laughter is excellent, and the annual meeting made all the employees feel happy. After the victory, Feng Yiping and the others who were not very agile were the last to leave .

Sitting in the minibus, Zhou Xinyu pinched his feet with a sad face and said, "Why do I feel that we have all been tricked by Yiping? You must have a better way to make employees happy,"

"It's really not there," Feng Yiping argued with a guilty conscience.

However, even he, the instigator, did not expect that when the annual meeting was held later, when he wanted to "trench", the employees didn't really buy it. They wanted to watch the executives make all kinds of embarrassments on stage. Therefore, Among all the annual meetings of domestic high-tech companies, Jiasheng has always been unique.

ps: I wish you all a happy holiday, and please pay attention to safety when going out to play.