You Cannot Afford To Offend My Woman

Chapter 881 Let's Play Fight the Landlords

I was charged for a full minute.

Yang Haotian exhaled a mouthful of black smoke, his face was dirty, he had an afro, and the clothes on his body also emitted blue smoke.

"You! You cheated!" Yang Haotian scolded shamelessly. He played well, but he used such a despicable trick.

Although Yang Haotian was cursing, he was still shocked in his heart. The electric shock was so terrifying. Fortunately, he was wearing magic resistance equipment today, otherwise he would have been seriously injured just now.

This undead is probably... releasing water.

The death mage didn't want the ink marks anymore, and disappeared in place. He had played enough, so don't kill people.

Watching the death mage leave like this, Yang Haotian felt very bad, as if he was being molested by someone.

But for the red envelope, even if he is insulted by a man, it is worth it.

After picking up his mood, Yang Haotian still stood firm and did not run out of the palace. Today he will get a red envelope no matter what.

If I don't take the red envelope, I'd rather die!

I have to say that Yang Haotian is really awesome, dare to break into such a terrifying place by himself.

However, the group was also "leading the way", curious about Ye Zizi's reaction, and of course they were also curious about how this Yang Haotian touched Ye Zizi's ass.

That scene should be very explosive.

As Yang Haotian continued to move forward, he suddenly saw two figures!

But these two figures are a bit...

cough cough cough

Yang Haotian couldn't help coughing a few times, it's too hasty for you to do so.

I saw a beautiful figure by the wall kissing a man domineeringly, Yang Haotian, who was so delicate inside and out, was embarrassed by the electric shock.

These two people are naturally Dou Ukishi and Li Hun.

Lihun was still obsessed with Dou Ukiyo as always, and after waiting for a long time, no one came, but fortunately, he started to kiss.

"Wife, wife, people are here."

"Leave him alone, give me a kiss."

"Oh, it's so embarrassing to have outsiders here. I'll let you kiss enough when I go back next time."

"Okay then, hurry up."

"I know, I know."

Li Hun let go of Dou Fushi and stood by to watch the battle, while Dou Fushi slowly walked in front of Yang Haotian.

When he saw Yang Haotian's appearance, Dou Fushi was stunned for a moment, and then started to laugh.

The green and red brothers are already non-mainstream enough, this person is simply non-mainstream, and the afro is simply iconic.

The corner of Yang Haotian's mouth twitched slightly. In such a serious scene, he leaned forward and backward with laughter, which really made people angry.

"I'm sorry, but your appearance is so shocking, it's as if you've been electrocuted."

"Yes, I was indeed electrocuted just now."

"Uh... poke your heartache."

"Stop talking nonsense, let's start!" Yang Haotian said in a deep voice, passed the test today, and then took away his own red envelope!

"Wait, fighting is actually boring, how about we play something else?"

"What are you playing?" Yang Haotian asked curiously.

I saw Dou Fushi took out a mysterious thing, said with a smile: "Doudizhu."

Yang Haotian was startled suddenly, they actually knew about Doudizhu, how could it be possible, could it be fellow villagers?

"Do you dare to play?"

"good!"

"Honey, come here, three are missing and one is missing."

"Husband~ I'm coming~"

The three sat down directly on the ground, Dou Fushi began to shuffle the cards, and said with a smile: "Whoever wins can hit the opponent with this."

After finishing speaking, Dou Ukiyo took out a hammer with the words on it.

100000t

But looking at the black hammer, it looks like a balloon.

Yang Haotian thought to himself, this is too much of a joke, so I'll play with you.

Back then, I, Yang Haotian, was a master at fighting landlords.

After shuffling the cards, the three of them started playing cards.

However, Yang Haotian finally knew what Doudizhu was, and this was the shameless Doudizhu.

Damn, can Landlords still end like this, can 3 eat 2 kings? You liar!

He even said that 3 is bigger than 2, right?

Still can't refute.

"Haha, I won~" Lihun, who is a landlord, clapped his hands happily.

Yang Haoran said in a deep voice: "I will definitely win the next game!"

Lihun held back, and picked up the 100,000t black hammer beside him.

"Husband~"

Dou Fushi pouted and kissed Lihun sweetly.

This wave of dog food was spread well, and Yang Haoran clenched his fists tightly: "Come on!"

With a "grinning smile", Li Hun raised his big hammer: "I'm coming, be careful!"

Yang Haoran said disdainfully: "If I say ah, I will be your grandson."

"Ah!!!" As soon as the words were finished, Yang Haoran couldn't help but come out, and the whole person flew out.

If you look down from the palace, you can see something playing through the wall.

"Honey, you're too ruthless." Dou Fushi shuddered.

"Who told him to be so arrogant." Li Hun snorted tenderly, not bad, it made you scream.

It didn't take long for Yang Haotian to walk over. His clothes were torn, like a few rags hanging on his body, and there was blood at the corner of his mouth, but it was not a serious problem. For a Dou Zun, this kind of skin injury is nothing.

But this is a spiritual injury, Yang Haotian feels like dying.

"Grandson, I'll be back soon, let's continue." Lihun said happily.

Yang Haotian's face was dull, he was slapped in the face just after he finished speaking.

But this time, I, Yang Haotian, will not lose!

I've figured out the rules!

Yang Haotian was still too young. When his Sky Bomb was destroyed by 119, he seemed to be about to collapse.

Is this FMD Fighting the Landlords!

Did you guys invent this rule?

No, this is a new type of Landlord Fighting invented by His Majesty, which ordinary people cannot understand.

All in all, this kind of fighting landlord is whoever is awesome, whoever has the final say.

"Husband~"

Dou Fushi pouted helplessly, and was kissed by Lihun.

On the other hand, Yang Haotian suddenly envied this man.

Seeing the woman raised the sledgehammer again, Yang Haotian hurriedly said: "This lesbian, be gentle."

"Okay~"

This time Lihun picked up the hammer and shot it from above!

boom!

Yang Haotian's whole body was imprinted on the ground, it was simply horrible.

Yang Haotian wanted to cry but had no tears. It would be great if he could be shot to death. The problem is how could he be shot to death with the body of Dou Zun.

I'm so angry that I was insulted by a woman.

"Stop pretending, continue." Li Hun snorted softly, knowing what to do, absolutely nothing will happen.

Yang Haotian sat up immediately: "Oh."

This sound of oh seems so helpless, it is a kind of abandonment of life, and it is impossible to resist, so just accept it.

A bloodstain flowed from Yang Haotian's nose, but he didn't know it.

Dou Fushi pointed to his nose and told Yang Haotian that you had a nosebleed.

Yang Haotian wiped his nose, it's so embarrassing.

For the next half an hour, Yang Haotian was physically and mentally devastated.

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