Chapter 879 Someone Wants to Touch Ye Zizi's Butt

so!

After meeting people, I can only plop and offer my knees to let them know how deep my sincerity is.

"What's your hurry, don't you know this is the palace! Trespassing is a death penalty!" Yi Hong said in a deep voice, this is the first man who dared to break into the palace.

I really don't know if it's courage or stupidity. This morning, millions of people died at the gate of the city, yet they dared to touch it.

Is it really urgent?

Yang Haotian cursed secretly in his heart, he has offered his knees, what else do you want, let me go.

"Big brother, little brother is really serious, otherwise how could he break into the palace."

"What's urgent, tell us." Lu Lu asked curiously.

Yang Haotian pursed his lips, thinking whether to tell the truth.

Seeing Yang Haotian thinking, Lu Lu said in a cold voice, "Are you thinking of some lies? Then let me tell you, your head will be hung on the city tower in the sun for three days and three nights."

"It's frozen." Yang Haotian whispered.

"Brother, it's frozen, not exposed to the sun."

"Don't pay attention to these details, brother, I just describe it."

After Lu Lu finished speaking, he yelled coldly at Yang Haotian: "Say it quickly! Otherwise, I will kill you!"

"Brother, let me tell you!" Yang Haotian didn't care too much, because it would be a dead end if he came in, he might as well give it a go, maybe the bicycle would become a motorcycle.

Yang Haotian said weakly: "Actually... I dropped something in the palace."

Lu Lu and Yi Hong showed "grievous smiles": "It seems that you want to be exposed."

"It's true, I didn't lie to you."

"Then tell me, what is missing?" Lu Lu asked curiously.

Yang Haotian took a deep breath: "It's...a red envelope."

Red envelope? ? ?

Both Lu Lu and Yi Hong were stunned, it was the first time they met someone who came to die for a red envelope.

You are too weird.

"Then where is your red envelope?" Yi Hong asked curiously.

"On... on a little girl with twin ponytails."

Hearing this sentence, Lu Lu and Yi Hong knew who it was in an instant. It turned out that Zizi robbed someone else's red envelope, and now everyone else came to the door.

It's hard to say, your lord has a soft policy, if Zizi really robs someone else's red envelope, it will be refunded.

"Why was your red envelope stolen?" Lu Lu still wanted to ask clearly.

"Brother, my red envelope is flying around, it just happened to be stuck on that little girl's ass."

"What! Butt!" Lu Lu and Yi Hong exclaimed.

Ye Zizi's butt, that is simply the devil's butt, probably only His Majesty dares to spank Ye Zizi's ass, and the others don't even think about it.

Then this is interesting, this man actually wants to steal the red envelope on Ye Zizi's butt, will he succeed in the end?

Looks like it's fun.

Shall I inform Uncle Wei first?

It seems that there is still a need for that. Recently, everyone is quite boring. This happens to be a bold one.

To touch Ye Zi's butt.

God, he had such a horrible idea.

"Uncle Wei, there is a situation!" Lu Lu hurriedly called.

Wei Chang was sleeping with Tang Wei in his arms. Poor Tang Wei hadn't been touched by Wei Chang yet. Tang Wei felt that Uncle Wei was not a man.

"what's the situation?"

"There are intruders!"

"Just kill him, what do you want me to do?" Wei Chang asked in confusion.

"But he had a horrible idea."

Wei Chang opened his eyes, sat up and asked, "Could it be that he wants to assassinate His Majesty!"

"It's more terrifying than this!" Lu Lu said in a deep voice.

"what is that."

"He wants to touch Ye Zi's butt."

Wei Chang: "..."

Good boy, you are too brave.

If Yang Haotian knew about their conversation, he would definitely be wronged. When did he say he was going to touch other people's butts, it was obviously just stealing a red envelope, which is not what you think at all.

Wei Chang got up straight away, it was hard to believe that someone sneaked into the palace just to touch Ye Zizi's ass.

It's so interesting, could it be Ye Zizi's suitor, this courage is commendable.

We have to keep a close eye on it.

Wei Chang contacted everyone directly, and Lu Lu and Yi Hong also got the order, showing smirks.

Yang Haotian suddenly felt bad.

"I can forgive you, and you can even continue to look for red envelopes, but...you have to fight with someone between us." Lu Lu said seriously.

Yang Haotian's heart sank to the bottom of the valley, and he couldn't beat him.

"Then does it count?" Yang Haotian pointed to Yunlang and said.

"Uh... let's do it up front." Lu Lu sighed, are you going to choose a dog as your opponent? Don't choose it.

Look at Yunlang, he puts on a cute and stupid look at this moment, come and choose me.

However, Yang Haotian pointed directly at Yunlang: "I choose it!"

Lu Lu and Yi Hong immediately covered their faces, Yun Lang's strength is superior to them, you fool actually chose the most powerful one.

Yun Lang immediately licked his tongue out, then raised his head to the sky and howled.

woo woo woo~

Yang Haotian is also a Dou Zun anyway, although he has just reached the first rank, he is still an outstanding one.

Lu Lu and Yi Hong stepped aside, while Yang Haotian stood up and took out his weapon!

This harpoon!

Slash Hai Longli!

The harpoon is golden yellow, with a three-pronged head, and exudes a rushing breath. It seems to be just a magical weapon.

"This weapon is not bad, it looks like the logo of Maserati." Yi Hong whispered beside him.

"Not to mention, it's really similar." Lu Lu also agreed.

Yang Haotian raised the Sea Slashing Dragon Glass in his hand, and slammed it on the ground. The bluestone on the ground immediately cracked and spread to the surroundings.

Lu Lu immediately shouted: "Destroy the palace, you are finished!"

Yang Haotian originally created a good momentum, but with this sentence, the momentum disappeared, and he even clasped his hands together: "Brother, I didn't do it on purpose just now, I'm used to movements."

"Remember to lose money." Yi Hong warned.

Yang Haotian felt helpless, these people are too stingy, will they all lose money?

One-on-one heads-up, there is nothing to pay attention to.

Yang Haotian waved the Sea Slashing Dragon Glass in his hand again, and a gust of wind struck, making people terrified.

Look at Lu Lu and Yi Hong, shivering under the cold wind.

Yunlang squatted on the ground, digging his ears from time to time, he really didn't pay attention to Yang Haotian.

Yang Haotian didn't hold back anymore, he must kill this Erha today, and he also fought for the red envelope, at worst, he would be crowned with the title of inhumane by the Animal Association.

"Go to hell, Erha~" Yang Haotian mercilessly attacked Yunlang with the Sea Slashing Dragon Glass in his hand.

What is Yunlang, it is Erha, and what Erha does is to demolish the house.

Find out about the fine decoration of 300,000 yuan, look at Ben Erha's eyes, do you have to be careful when you go out.