Chapter 878 Don't Mess with Me, I'm Very Sincere

A strange sound sounded, Yang Haotian smelled a foul smell, it was not the usual pungent smell, and it sprayed on his feet...

MD, love is a dog!

Yunlang was indeed peeing, and he was shaking after peeing, and the expression on his face was really comfortable.

After finishing it, Yunlang gradually walked away.

Yang Haotian breathed a sigh of relief, this deodorant is really effective, it's just my feet...

What kind of dog is this? Why does it smell so strong? It's so coquettish.

Just when Yang Haotian was about to transfer, he suddenly heard a conversation.

Immediately pulled it up again, enduring the pungent smell.

"Little brother, big brother didn't treat you badly tonight, right? Drink to your heart's content, isn't your mood much better?"

The people who came were Lu Lu and Yi Hong. Recently, Yi Hong was in a low mood.

Why is she depressed? That is, until now, Zishan has not been pregnant. Every time she sees Zishan's resentful eyes, Yi Hong feels sick and needs to go to the male disease center.

"Brother, do you think there is something wrong with me?" Yi Hong asked drunkenly as she hugged Lu Lu.

Lu Lu comforted: "Little brother, just look at it a little bit, which man is not sick, I feel like I have a prostate."

Yang Haotian heard it all, they actually know about prostate glands, damn it! how could it be possible.

"Brother, I don't dare to go back now, I feel so sorry for Zishan, she just wants a child, I can't give it." Yi Hong sighed helplessly, as a man, even such a small request I feel ashamed that I can't satisfy a woman.

Lu Lu patted my younger brother on the shoulder, and said carefully: "Don't have such thoughts, maybe you put too much pressure on yourself, which caused the little tadpoles to not thrive. Look at the two girls in my family, they are all going with the flow. Naturally, besides, you are not alone, look at Dou Fushi, it has been the same after so many years, there is also Uncle Wei, and Cracked Bone, no one is pregnant."

"How could a man be pregnant, brother, you made a mistake."

"Oh, I mean their wives, hiccup... want to release water."

"Brother, I also want to release the water, why does it feel so coquettish, it must be Yunlang defecating everywhere." Yi Hong murmured.

"Come on, let's pee together to cover up the smell of Yunlang."

Yang Haotian: "..."

Do you want to be so perverted and compete with a dog...

MD, I have a red envelope system anyway, but I have fallen to such a level, after being pissed on by a dog, I was pissed on by a human again!

Can't you pick the other side? Why do you have to compete with Zonggou? How could there be such a person!

Hearing the approaching footsteps, Yang Haotian's face turned dark, and he could even imagine that these two guys were drawing their guns.

Shooting a stream of golden liquid towards myself, FUCK!

Anyway, I, Yang Haotian, am also the Emperor of Red Envelopes, and I was drenched in urine twice today!

This is simply a humiliation, being humiliated twice! Shameless!

God, do they still have to draw circles when they pee? Are you painting?

"Brother, am I dazzled? This wall seems to be a bit faded." Yi Hong rubbed her eyes, feeling that the red paint on the wall was a bit blurred.

"Let me see, haha...it seems we drank too much." Lu Lu laughed drunkenly.

Yi Hong also grinned, and the two peed for a full minute, Yang Haotian endured the longest minute of his life, if he could.

I will never do such a thing again.

After the water was released, the two brothers walked away gradually, climbing their shoulders.

After the two left, Yang Haotian immediately threw away the drawing paper in his hands. It was really disgusting. Besides human urine and dog urine, the smell mixed together made people want to vomit.

However, when Yang Haotian complained, a voice suddenly sounded in his ear.

"Little brother, if I give you the money, you lose." Lu Lu giggled silly.

Yi Hong had no choice but to take out a few gold coins and said, "That's all I ordered, and Zishan is in charge of everything."

"Forget it, forget it, we are brothers, the rest of the big brother will keep it for you." Lu Lu took all the gold coins away, and really didn't keep a single one.

Yang Haotian just looked at the two of them, and they found themselves, how could this be possible.

At this moment, Yunlang also walked back, his haughty eyes seemed to say, Xiao Mian, such a small trick still wants to lie to me, huh, see my sharp eyes, it’s the legend of hungry wolf, what do you know? Hungry wolves, very hungry wolves, you probably haven't seen such fierce eyes before.

Looking at the two and the dog, Yang Haotian felt that he was being tricked, and a monstrous anger gathered in his mind.

Be emperor yourself!

As the owner of the red envelope system, when has he ever been humiliated like this? It's simply insulting!

"He seems very angry." Yi Hong whispered.

Lu Lu nodded and said in a low voice, "If you were peed twice, you would be so angry."

"It seems to make sense."

Yang Haotian did not retreat but advanced, walked towards the green and red brothers, and found that their clothes were strange, why did they look a bit non-mainstream, but looking around, they were not so similar, just like that green hair, how could they look like clowns Ah, it's the Joker in Batman, the handsome one with the exact same hairstyle.

That red hair... no more comments.

but now! I, Yang Haotian, want to seek justice for myself. This is a man's dignity, so I must regain face!

Let them see it today, I am the emperor of red envelopes!

Let you know what high-end operation is.

Plop.

Yang Haotian knelt down and shouted, "Brother, spare me!"

Lu Lu: "..."

Yi Hong: "..."

Even Erha was dumbfounded.

Just now, he was so imposing, as if he was about to start a fight if he disagreed, but when he walked over, he knelt down directly.

I have never seen such an operation before, and it almost shocked the green and red brothers, from the head to the toe.

"Brother, what's going on?" Yi Hong was about to fight just now, but unexpectedly, this guy knelt down.

Lu Lu couldn't stand it anymore, this kneeling was simply earth-shattering, the previous atmosphere was so dignified, as if it was about to burn jade and stone together, but after this kneeling, the created atmosphere disappeared instantly.

What is this called? Can you be distracted? Don't operate like this, okay? It's full of routines.

"Brother, younger brother didn't sneak in on purpose, there is something urgent, you have to trust me, I can't help it." Yang Haotian began to beg in pain, after observation, he found that no one inside could afford to offend , Fighting with them is completely courting death.

In the new year, I wish everyone rich, thin, and female votes.