Chapter 488 Shame on Mars!
A group of Magpies fans who came to watch the training were sent away. The training session on the court was over, and the players returned to the locker room. Newcastle's Changdun training base seemed a little quiet.
Not long after, head coach Alan Pardue led the coaching team out of the training building and went straight to the parking lot.
"John, we will arrange to rehearse the tactics against Southampton in tomorrow's training session. I will surprise the Saints in this game, and I will completely defeat the opponent at St. Mary's Stadium!"
Alan Pardue, who was walking in front, turned his head to explain to the assistant coach John Carver who was behind him.
The young coach of England looked very confident, as if he was sure of winning this game.
Who made Southampton's recent poor state, but Newcastle's state is quite good?
"I received news that Southampton is supporting coach Bielsa, and Yang Huan has announced that he will renew his contract with Bielsa."
John Carver said with a smile.
Alan Pardue was not disappointed at all after hearing this, but he laughed instead.
"Contract extension? Well, I'm still worried that they will change coaches!"
There is a popular saying in football that changing coaches is like changing a knife. If Southampton changes coaches at this time, there will be too many unknown factors. With Southampton's strength, who knows what the game will look like?
It is undoubtedly the best choice for Bielsa to stay in office, after all, the Argentines are traceable.
"In addition, we got news that Vidal will miss this game due to injury."
Alan Pardew still nodded.
Southampton currently has not many injuries. Neymar was a little injured before and missed the last game, but Hazard, who came off the bench, performed well. The Belgian should continue to start this game.
Vidal was slightly injured by the media after the game, and now it seems that he will also be absent.
But Southampton has a lot of talents in the midfield, with Matic in the midfielder, Isco, Koke and James Rodriguez in the midfield. They have also played many times this season and performed very well. They should be able to replace Vidal.
"It would be even better if Toni Kroos and Modric were injured!" Alan Pardew said with a little heartlessness.
Several assistants around suddenly burst into laughter.
Although Southampton is currently ranked in the middle and has been criticized, the double midfielder combination composed of Toni Kroos and Modric has erected a unique and beautiful landscape in the Premier League.
At first glance, this double midfielder combination is too soft, and some people even worry that they will be vulnerable.
But in fact, the combination of two technical midfielders contributes a lot on the defensive end, and their support to the offensive end is also quite obvious, and no matter which team they face, they can help Southampton firmly control the game initiative.
Southampton have held around 60 per cent of possession in every Premier League game so far.
Combined with their ability to create chances in midfield, Southampton's attacking football is quite dangerous.
Vidal has scored many times this season, and his offensive and defensive statistics are also very impressive, but he is not an indispensable player after all. His absence will not have a great impact on Southampton.
But if Toni Kroos and Modric lose one of their legs,
Then Southampton's loss will be great!
"Okay, that's it, I still have something to do, I'll go back first!"
After finishing speaking, Alan Pardue made two beeps, and opened the car door remotely.
This is a red Ferrari sports car!
Newcastle performed well last season and reached the top five in the league. The miser chairman Ashley gave Alan Pardew a generous bonus, and the latter used the bonus to buy this car, worth 30 Thousands of pounds.
But as soon as he approached the car, Alan Pardue was stunned, and then cursed loudly.
"Fuck the fuck, who stole my wheels?"
John Carver and the others were taken aback, and immediately chased two steps forward, only to see that all four wheels of Alan Pardew's Ferrari, which he regarded more important than his wife, had been dismounted. Yes, the whole body is padded with a few bricks.
"what happened?"
"A prank? Who's such a prank?"
"My God, what's the point of stealing a wheel?"
"Ferrari wheels are very expensive, maybe they were stolen and sold!"
Alan Pardue's face was flushed with anger, and there was a puff of air in his chest, which he wanted to burst out.
This is his Ferrari!
Who's such a bastard to come and steal his Ferrari wheels?
"If you let me know, I will definitely tear him to pieces!"
To say that the Changdun training base in Newcastle is located in a remote village, next to the railway, and only a small road leads to the outside. It is rarely visited by people on weekdays, and there is not even a single person.
This is also a feature of the training bases of Premier League teams. For example, Manchester United's Carrington is also quite remote.
Newcastle is not a rich team in the first place. The Changton training base doesn’t even have walls, it’s just hastily separated by barbed wire. Although there are security guards at the gate, a local old man usually just sits in the security room and opens the door. .
The area of the entire training base is not big, but it can be said that it is not small.
Most of the monitoring systems are near the training building. Nothing has happened to the parking lot, so it has not been installed.
After all, there is only one road, and car thieves have to pass through the security room, right?
Who would have thought that someone would be so bored that he would just run into the parking lot and steal four wheels?
"It doesn't make sense, why would you steal your wheels for no reason?"
"Yeah, so many cars are here, why did your car have an accident?"
"Look at Ben Alpha's car, it's not cheap, why is it all right?"
The words of the assistants immediately calmed down Alan Pardue who was in a state of madness.
That's right, so many people have not had any accidents, why is it just my car...
"Ah, I'm doing it, and painting on my car..." Alan Pardue almost collapsed again.
Damn it, it's fine if you steal my wheels, but you still paint my car?
Excessive!
Too much!
"Who is it? Who is it?" Alan Pardue was about to run away and transform.
"Alan, have you offended anyone recently?" John Carver asked.
At this moment, a name flashed in Alan Pardue's mind.
"Dumba? Ba!"
John Carver and others were surprised, "It's him?"
"Yes, it must be him. I just quarreled with his damn manager brother yesterday, and he threatened that I would regret it. I didn't expect him to do this to me today!" Alan Pardue looked very sure.
Demba? Ba has been negotiating with Newcastle on contract renewal since half a year ago.
The main reason is that when he joined Newcastle on a free transfer in the summer of 2011, there was a clause in the contract between the two parties.
That is, once a club puts forward an offer of 7 million pounds, Newcastle has to release the player unconditionally.
Before joining Newcastle, Demba Ba played in West Ham for half a season. He scored seven goals in 12 games and performed well. However, West Ham was relegated to the Championship. Demba Ba looked It doesn't stand out too much.
Unexpectedly, after joining Newcastle, Demba Ba became Newcastle's top scorer. Last season, he scored 16 goals in 34 games. Eight Premier League goals were scored, which directly made the Senegalese center hot.
Seven million pounds, to him, was worth it!
Therefore, Newcastle wanted to go back on their word and asked Demba Ba to re-sign a contract.
Especially the head coach Alan Pardew, Demba Ba is the arrow figure in his tactics, how can he transfer?
But Demba Ba and his agent brother took the opportunity to ask for a weekly salary of 90,000 pounds, which is an impossible condition for Newcastle to accept.
Ever since, the two sides had a big fight in the head coach's office and broke up unhappy.
"It must be him, it must be him!"
The more Alan Pardue thought about it, the more he felt that this was the case, the more he thought about it, the more certain he was.
He really couldn't figure it out, who else could there be besides the two brothers?
"He will definitely regret it!" Alan Pardew also said a harsh word.
But at this moment, the mobile phone in his trouser pocket rang inappropriately.
"Hi, hello, Mr. Alan Pardew, I'm from The Sun. We have received a set of photos. I heard that you were protested by Magpie fans. The luxury Ferrari was demolished. Is it true?"
Alan Pardew on the phone gasped.
Damn Xipi, you really are messing with me!
With the urgency of The Sun, if there is such a news, they still don't report it to death?
This time, Lao Tzu was so shameful that the whole world knew about it, and it was all thrown to Mars!
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"Wow Kaka, this brat, fight with me?"
In the lobby of the Landmark Hotel in London, Yang Huan watched the news published in the newspaper, grinning from ear to ear.
After the Sun and other newspapers reported yesterday that four wheels of Alan Pardue's luxury car were torn off, another news came today.
Alan Pardew's four wheels were dumped at a nearby recycling station.
Unfortunately, it has been ravaged so that it has no dignity of Ferrari!
This strange piece of news also occupied the pages of British newspapers, large and small, yesterday and today. Without exception, all of them are based on ridicule and sarcasm of Alan Pardue.
After all, who would blame the fans these days?
Long Wu, who was sitting next to Yang Huan, was originally playing with his mobile phone, but when he heard Master Huan's laughter, he felt miserable.
Poor Long Shiba, the former backbone of the dignified Chinese Dragon Group, is now arranged to steal the wheels...
Thinking about it makes people feel wronged!
In the whole world, only Young Master Huan would be so extravagant. In order to play tricks on someone, he even asked the bodyguards of the dragon team to fly north from Southampton, across more than half of Newcastle, just to steal his four wheels...
If it gets out, who will believe it?
However, our Young Master Huan is just so capricious.
"Master Huan, why didn't you just smash his car?" Long Wu asked strangely.
After hearing this, Yang Huan looked around and found no one, so he clicked his tongue in relief.
"So, you, the pattern Tucson is broken!"
After a pause and a sip of coffee, Master Huan continued.
"You said, what's the use of smashing his car? He has insurance, and the insurance company will suffer at that time!"
"But I don't smash his car, I just toss it for a while, so that every time he drives in the future, he will remember that his car was ravaged and played with on a certain day in a certain year, how sour it would be Cool?"
A newspaper interviewed Alan Pardew before, and England's young marshal said that this Ferrari was simply his wife.
Alright, I'll play with your wife now, let's see what you do?
Do you want to throw it away?
Alan Pardew is probably not that wealthy yet!
You can keep it and continue to use it, then...
"Hey, fifth, tell me, does he feel like he's wearing a cuckold?"
Long Wu was surprised, what does this car have to do with the green hat.
Yang Huan didn't wait for him to answer, and answered with a smile.
"I shouldn't feel much, after all, I'm used to wearing this green hat!"
After speaking, Yang Huan stood up directly.
"Let's go upstairs to the meeting!"
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