Chapter 579 Saving the Dog's Life and Other Things

No matter how Li Jie pretends to be cowardly, there are things that should happen anyway that cannot be avoided.

Odin was dazed with anger and almost wanted to destroy the earth, but was finally stopped by the ancient one. But after preventing this crisis of annihilation, Odin's anger could not be vented.

But under the reminder of Ancient One (Ancient One:?) Odin thought of the culprit of this incident.

Who on earth made his son become like this! That person should be standing in his palace right now.

I was simply deceived by the dragon oil, and I actually planned to reward this guy in the first place.

Pooh! Now the only reward that can be given to this guy called Nightcrawler is only a million volts! When the Rainbow Bridge opened, Ancient One and Odin set foot in Asgard at the same time.

Odin shouted: "Gungnir!" A spear with the power of thunder and lightning pierced the sky, and fell into Odin's hands with great power. This is Odin's weapon, and the Thunder Spear is also known as Gungnir of the Eternal Spear.

As the god of thunder and lightning, Odin very much pursues a concept: there is nothing in this world that electricity cannot solve at once, if there is, then increase the voltage! (Why so familiar?)

For Odin, the voltage has almost no upper limit, so Odin has always used (physics) to convince people, and the problems that can be solved by Tao (physics) have never had many BBs.

Just like what he is doing now, when he strode into his palace holding the gun of eternity, he shouted loudly: "Nightcrawler, get out!"

Li Jie, who was originally trembling because of Frigg's gaffe, couldn't help swinging his legs when he heard the roar of the king of gods in Asgard. It's not that I'm not strong, it's that the enemy is too strong. Li Jie wailed inwardly.

And Gu Yi was following Odin, so he naturally wouldn't simply sit idly by, but Gu Yi now had a playful smile on his face. Anyway, with him here, it is enough that Li Jie will not have an accident or die, and Odin will always be angry. You can't let Odin send out a thunderstorm that affects the whole world on the earth.

And just when Odin was making trouble for Li Jie, Thor and Luo Ji also returned to the palace. Because of the impact of Thor's return, the original triumphal ceremony could not be held. Luo Ji hastily directed her subordinates to end. And today all the subjects of Asgard are stimulated like never before. Anyway, many people will not be able to sleep tonight.

When Thor and Loki returned to the palace, they saw such a picture.

The gun of eternity flashed purple, and the power of the thunder of destruction was touching near Li Jie's neck. Odin looked at Li Jie with an angry face. And Li Jie had a standard smile on his face, neither humble nor overbearing (maybe it was a flattering smile, but Thor was not sure).

And Frigga was sitting weakly in a chair on one side, while Valkyrie stood on the side and didn't dare to move. Gu Yi stretched out a hand and sent out magic waves, ready to save the scene at any time, but it seemed that the Supreme Mage was not in a hurry.

Li Jie tried his best to smile at Odin, but in fact his clothes were soaked in cold sweat: "Dear King of the Gods, I am very happy to meet you. But Asgard's hospitality A little too enthusiastic. Is it necessary to be so enthusiastic?"

Odin stared at Li Jie: "Look at what you have done!" He pointed to Thor who had just walked in from the outside.

Li Jie took a step back indiscriminately, keeping a certain safe distance from Gungnir who was exuding the power of thunder.

Li Jie glanced at Thor and said, "King of the gods, Thor has raised the hammer of thunder. He has indeed learned humility. I think you should be very clear about this."

Odin was angry: "But look at what he looks like now!"

"Thor is a god of war, not a god of dancing. Doesn't this affect his combat effectiveness?" Li Jie borrowed what Frigga said just now.

At this time, Frigga, who was sitting still in the chair, stood up, and the Phantom Queen saw her own son return, and walked quickly in front of Thor. He rubbed Thor's fat face vigorously with both hands: "My God, Thor! What did you eat in the world?!"

"Hey, mom, hey, mom." Thor tried his best to avoid Frigga's ravages: "Don't do this, Valkyrie and Ancient One are still there, you can't rub my face like this...... "Thor wanted to say something, but because Frigg rubbed his face, his voice was distorted, and no one could hear what he was saying.

Both Li Jie and Odin turned their attention to Frigg who was rubbing Thor's head. Li Jie felt inexplicably why this picture was somewhat familiar, could it be the legendary [Rubbing the Dog's Head Upstairs Angry]?

"Look, doesn't Thor look kind now?" Li Jie closed his eyes when he said this. open.

"God King Odin, when you sent Thor down to entrust him to me, you didn't say you wanted to help Thor control his weight." Li Jie opened his eyes again now.

"Speaking with conscience, isn't it enough for Thor to be able to lift the hammer of thunder now? I have completed the diplomatic affairs between Asgard and the earth. You can't violate your conscience, you are reasonable!"

Odin: "It's not as simple as getting fat! It's Thor, Asgard's Thor shouldn't be like this!"

However, Gungnir's electric light had weakened a bit. Li Jie covered his fingers with the power of his own purple thunder, and gently moved Gungnir's spearhead to keep the sharp thing away from him. : "You just met Thor, and he still has many new advantages that you haven't seen before. There is a saying on Earth: Judging a person by his appearance is the lost child."

At this time, the ancient one finally saw enough drama, he stopped Odin and asked him to take back Gungnir: "Okay, Odin, at least you need to understand the current Thor first. Maybe things are not as good as you Thinking so bad."

Odin OS: Not as bad as I thought? I'm afraid it's worse than I thought!

Luo Ji also helped Li Jie at this time: "Father, at least prepare for an afternoon banquet first. At least Thor came back and raised the hammer of Thunder. At the same time, at least I won a battle, didn't I?"

Luo Ji's words finally made Odin temporarily withdraw his intention to kill Li Jie, at least not today. Today is the day when Luo Ji's victory class returns to court. Then change the day to kill Li Jie to tomorrow, let him eat today first, Odin thought so. Send him on the road tomorrow with tens of millions of volts.

But one look at Thor's size, and then the word lunch, made Odin's temples twitch.

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It was a very dull lunch, and Gu Yi was also left by Odin to eat. It turned out that his eldest son raised the hammer of thunder, and his younger daughter returned victorious. This is double happiness, Odin should be very happy, but he can't laugh now.

He was eating a roasted duck leg with a straight face while gulping ale, which made the atmosphere very awkward. Sitting next to Gu Yi, Li Jie didn't know what to eat. He didn't pay attention to the taste of the food he stuffed into his mouth.

And Frigga is probably the only one who is still active at the dinner table, because she is the Phantom Queen, and Odin can't lose his temper with her.

Although she felt uncomfortable seeing Thor with such a fat face, she also felt uncomfortable if Thor didn't eat. So she decided to ask Thor how his time on Earth was going.

Frigg: "Thor, what have you been doing on Earth?"

Thor frowned as he ate the cauliflower that Luo Ji just handed him: "Mom, are you asking about the past or the present?"

Frigga was a little confused: "What's the difference?"

Thor nodded and said, "There's a big difference." Although Odin looked annoyed, he also listened with pricked ears.

Frigga asked: "Then let's talk about the previous one."

Thor spread his hands: "I probably drank some wine and got drunk every day. After that, I was addicted to the fried chicken coke and variety shows in the world."

Frigga frowned, this is not a good thing. Odin seemed to be angry again, and Li Jie hid behind Gu Yi and shivered.

Frigg quickly changed the subject: "Then what happened next?"

Thor pointed to Li Jie: "He helped me find a job, a job in a hospital."

Frigg: "Hospital?"

Thor roughly explained: "Similar to the work of our therapists here. However, humans are called doctors, and they use herbs and herbal extracts or certain synthetic agents (chemicals) for treatment."

This looks pretty good, Frigga thought so, and she asked again: "So you have mastered the healing ability in the world?"

Thor shook his head: "No, not at all. It was a very complicated thing. At that time, I had no divine power and was just a mortal. And ordinary mortals need more than ten years of training to learn to become a doctor, and the background The next big pile of books and materials."

Frigg thought to herself, then Thor is probably out of action. Because her son hates reading and studying, and only fighting is his hobby.

Let him finish reading a large book seriously, it is better to let him fight the dragon.

Frigg: "So you're not a doctor?"

Thor waved his hand: "No, I'm just a doctor's assistant. But I'm working hard on my mother. I've been reading recently."

Frigga felt that she was hallucinating, so she asked again: "What did you say you have been doing recently?"

"Reading books and looking up information. It is not easy to become a doctor. I have to read for five to six hours a day. During the car and the free time at work, I will seize all the time to read. Although my progress Very slow." Thor said as it should.

But the atmosphere at the scene became weird.

Luo Ji looked at Thor in disbelief, is this my brother? He can read?

Frigga looked at Thor in disbelief, is this my son? He can read?

Odin looked at Thor in disbelief, is this my son? He will... Ah! Because Odin was overstimulated, he forgot that he was still eating the duck leg, so his teeth bit his tongue, and he bit his left tongue right then, which was really painful.

Thor continued: "Then I was transferred to the orphanage, which is where children who have lost their parents. I took care of them. I fixed the electrical appliances, gave them naps, and read stories to the younger children in the afternoon. Occasionally go to the basketball court to play basketball with thirteen or fourteen-year-old children. Occasionally give some snacks to well-behaved children. I manage and take care of fifty children." Thor said that he is a little proud here.

Li Jie had already sneaked out from behind Gu Yi and gave Thor a thumbs up. Because look at the scene now.

Loki dropped the spoon from her hand, she had just started drinking soup again, and now she had forgotten all about it. She just stared blankly at Thor, is this my brother? Will he take care of the children?

Frigga dropped her fork too, she was just eating a piece of fruit and she forgot about that now too. She also stared blankly at Thor, is this my son? Will he take care of the children?

The duck leg in Odin's hand also fell off. He was still gnawing on the duck leg just now, but now he forgot about the duck leg he just gnawed. He just stared blankly at Thor, is this my son? He will take care of... ah! Odin forgot that he was gnawing on the duck leg, he just chewed subconsciously, and finally bit his tongue again. This time it's on the right. This time the bite was harder and the pain was more severe, almost Odin couldn't hold back anymore.

But Thor noticed something was wrong with Odin, and he pointed to the corner of Odin's mouth: "Father, God! You are bleeding! Healer! Healer!" Thor shouted at the healer.

Frigga also noticed all this, and she immediately came to Odin's back: "God, Odin, lie down quickly. Do you feel uncomfortable somewhere?"

Odin: "No, I just..."

Frigg: "Okay, don't talk! Lie down quickly, you must have an old injury. God, you never told me that you have such a serious internal injury that you cough up blood."

Odin: "I'm not, I didn't..."

Frigga didn't even give Odin a chance to speak, she yelled at Luo Ji: "Hurry up and get me the best therapist in Asgard."

The scene was chaotic, but Li Jie breathed a sigh of relief, his dog's fate was saved, right?