Chapter 575 Shocked Valkyrie

Let's turn the clock back an hour and a half. At that time, Thor had just got off work and was leisurely lying on the sofa watching TV and eating potato chips.

After the doorbell rang, Thor thought it was someone coming for a sales promotion, so he opened the door and refused, saying that this store didn't need insurance, morning newspaper, milk and other services.

But it wasn't the salesman who came, it was the Asgard Valkyrie.

Thor said a little happily: "Valkyrie?!" After all, Asgard is his hometown, and the saying that the fellow villagers have tears in their eyes when they see the fellow villagers actually applies to Thor.

Because since Li Jie's plan to introduce dark elves started last time, Valkyrie has gone back to Asgard. Later, because of the tight war in the Elf Kingdom, she was assigned to work under Luo Ji.

After that, Thor lost the only Asgardian fellow on earth, and it was precisely because there was no Valkyrie to cook for him that Thor was in a certain period of time: fried chicken danced with potato wedges, Coke A refreshing day with sorbet.

During that time, Thor was as happy as a wild dog running free.

Of course, after this period of time, Thor ushered in a period of painful life. White water chicken breast, vegetable salad, low-salt and low-fat diet, and the days of dog-scraping in the swimming pool every day.

Although it seems that we can get rid of this kind of life now, the past is unbearable. That terrible day has always been a pain in Thor's heart!

So when he saw Valkyrie for the first time, the Thunder God's heart was very complicated, so he called out the name of the Asgard fellow with a complicated mood: "Valkyrie."

Valkyrie tilted his neck and stared at the strong (fat) man in front of him: "Who are you?"

Thor: ...

After half an hour of explanations, Valkyrie finally believed that the strong (fat) man in front of him was Thor, the god of thunder, and he also raised the hammer of thunder.

This is the real Thor, not the dark elves or some powerful demon gods from different planes who used special magic to deceive their perception. The muscles on Valkyrie's face couldn't help twitching violently.

etc? This guy is Thor? Why doesn't it look like that at all? Nonsense, you have gained more than 30 kilograms, and your body fat rate has soared from 6.5% to 20%. You can only recognize it. And this is the situation that has been reduced after the devil's training. If Valkyrie sees Thor in the days of wild dogs, I'm afraid she will have a heart attack.

Thor let Valkyrie into the house and said, "Do whatever you want, Valkyrie. Have you had dinner yet?"

Valkyrie was still a little dizzy, she said in a daze, "No."

Thor skillfully picked up the phone and ordered a Domino's pizza set, and then took out a bottle of orange juice and some snacks from the refrigerator.

After opening the orange juice, Thor poured a glass and handed it to Valkyrie. He also prepared a few bowls containing popcorn, cheese fries, and puffed puffs.

"Come on, before dinner comes, you can have some snacks." Thor said as he put the orange juice in front of Valkyrie.

"So, how is Asgard doing recently?" Thor asked, sitting next to Valkyrie after doing all this.

The Valkyrie took a sip of the orange juice in a daze and said dryly: "It's still the same, the Valkyrie training camp is fought every day. The young Valkyrie wants to be in the top position, eager to gain honor, and wants to go to the battlefield."

"The old warriors still want to prove that their swords are not old." Valkyrie said. Thor poured himself a glass of orange juice and took a sip and asked, "Where are my parents and brother?"

"Loki defeated the coalition of dark elves and frost giants in the kingdom of elves. Now the rift between dimensions has begun to repair naturally. This time both dark elves and frost giants suffered a big loss. Loki won a beautiful victory. As for God Wang Odin is still the same. But the mood has improved a lot in recent days, it seems that because of you, you raised the hammer of thunder. Odin is a little happy, and Phantom Queen Frigg is also very happy."

Listening to Valkyrie talking like this, Thor smiled: "Really? This is very good. It seems that Asgard can continue to prosper, and my parents and brothers will live well. Bless Loki and be willing to honor Follow it closely."

Valkyrie was taken aback by Thor's words, and her mind, which had been blurred by the huge impact, began to wake up.

etc? What just happened?

Thor ordered dinner for himself? Have you prepared snacks and drinks for yourself? Do you drink orange juice again? And Thor is drinking orange juice too? !

hell! When will the God of Thunder drink this kind of thing! According to what Thor once said in Asgard: Freshly squeezed juice is something for sissies. Thor drinks only the strongest spirits!

As for the previous work of ordering food for people and preparing snacks and drinks to greet guests? For the original Thor, this was something only a maid would do! The God of Thunder never does any housework, never!

Thor is a well-known male chauvinist in Asgard, and his relationship with many Valkyries has always been bad. Because his undisguised machismo and overly self-centered heroism always make people feel very annoying.

But what does Valkyrie see now? A completely different Thor.

What is he doing now? Doing the things he has always despised the most. In the past, Thor valued honor more than his own life. If he couldn't participate in a certain war, if he couldn't go to capture the flag, he would definitely be bored for several months.

But when he just heard that Loki had defeated the coalition of the dark elves, he didn't show any envy at all. Instead, he calmly blessed Loki? ! Damn it!

When Thor and Valkyrie were chatting, "The Extreme" just finished, and Thor turned off the TV and opened the computer from his bag to start watching the data.

Valkyrie glanced at Thor curiously: "What are you doing?"

Thor: "I'm reading a book, some medical materials."

Valkyrie: Pfft~! All the orange juice he just drank was sprayed out, staining the floor of Li Jie's house.

hell! hell! ! hell! ! !

I must have come to a strange different world when I crossed the Rainbow Bridge, it must be like this. This must be another dimension of the earth, this is another dimension of Thor!

No way, I have to find a way to return to the normal world, my God! The world is crazy! Thor actually started reading!

For the rest of the time, Valkyrie has forgotten how she ate the delivered pizza. She has been thinking whether she is dreaming, or there is something wrong with the opening of Heimdall's Rainbow Bridge.

Seriously, she'd rather Heimdall's Rainbow Bridge opened the wrong way than the Thor of this world is real.

Of course, from the perspective of Valkyrie's personal feelings, the current Thor is better than the original one. At least it's a good communication partner. Unlike before, with his nostrils upturned, Lao Tzu looks number one in the world.

My personality is much better, and I am more humble and easy-going. But look at Thor (fat) watching the evening news after eating pizza on the couch! He looks fatter than the Domino's bacon and cheese pizza he just ate.

Although Valkyrie had just withdrawn from Luo Ji's tent, during the time with Luo Ji, she felt that perhaps Luo Ji was the better king.

But from a legal point of view, Thor is the legal first heir to the throne of Asgard. Thor is going to be a king in the future, and Odin was trained in this way.

The king of the gods wants an heir, not an Alaska! ! !

And myself, the first time I went down to earth was to assume the responsibility of taking care of Thor. Although he was recalled to Asgard later, he still took care of Thor for a while.

Odin saw Thor's current appearance, how should he answer if he summoned himself at that time? To answer: I don't know all of this, it's all caused by that mortal!

This kind of answer will be regarded as shirking responsibility! Jason Lee! It's fine if you feed Thor into a sphere, why do you drag the old lady to be buried with him!

In fact, Li Jie didn't want to do all of this! This is Thor's pit teammate, one pit is two.

So when Li Jie arrived home, Valkyrie would ask Li Jie Xingshi with a dark face, but she took a deep breath and said before Li Jie was about to answer: "Forget it, you don't need to tell me. Tonight Get a good night's sleep and have a full meal tomorrow morning. Then go to Asgard with me to meet Odin."

After saying this, Valkyrie ignored Li Jie again. Valkyrie felt a headache, she told Li Jie to go to sleep well. But I probably won't be able to sleep tonight.

Not to mention Valkyrie's headache, Li Jie also felt a stomachache, headache, toothache, and toeache. Anyway, my whole body hurts everywhere.

He quickly took out his phone and dialed Lan's number, and immediately said after connecting: "Lan, please go to Master Gu Yi immediately. I beg him to go out this time no matter what, otherwise I might not be able to get out of here alive." Sgard is back!"

PS: Continue to ask for tickets at the beginning of the month