Chapter 578 Life Is Not only About Poetry and Distant Places, but Also the Struggle in Front of You (Ask for Tickets, Please Subscribe)

"So what happened before?" At the last moment before the opening of the Rainbow Bridge, Master Gu Yi asked him a very puzzled question. What was it that made the god-king of Asgard so furious and lost his mind?

Odin hesitated for a while, and finally said with a sigh: "This matter is a long story."

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When the light of the Rainbow Bridge dissipated, Thor, who was dressed like an ordinary middle-aged fat man in the American countryside, stood on the edge of the viewing platform, waving his hands.

He said to Odin and all the subjects of Asgard: "Hi! Good morning everyone. Long time no see!"

Quiet, absolutely quiet. The scene was as quiet as a needle dropping.

Thor frowned, and then smiled with relief: "It seems that I haven't been back for a long time, and everyone has forgotten me. But it doesn't matter, I still remember you."

Thor talked to himself and said loudly to the Asgardian people under the viewing stand and the tens of thousands of soldiers who participated in the triumphant ceremony: "I, the Thunder God of Asgard, is back!"

Then Thor walked up to Odin and gave a big hug to Odin, who was under the immobilization spell: "Oh, dear, wait for my father. I miss you to death! Let me see your body and the past Same solid."

Thor held out his big belly and hugged Odin, the old version of the devil with flesh and blood. Odin's strong muscles and Thor's fat collided together, forming a wave of turbulence.

Thor patted Odin on the back in relief, making a thumping sound. Odin felt that he was under the magic of hallucinations.

Because the person in front of him is his son? impossible! Where did Thor, the god of thunder, who looked so fierce and frightened his enemies in the past? Who is this fat man?

But who in this world can cast illusion magic on himself without being noticed by him? Rocky?

No, it's impossible, she doesn't have this kind of attainment yet. Frigg? No, she has no reason to do so.

As for Gu Yi, it is even more impossible! He's not even in Asgard. Just when Odin was still confused. Thor led Luo Ji, who was laughing and almost rolling on the ground.

"Long time no see, my dear brother." Thor also gave her a big hug.

Luo Ji lowered her head to prevent others from seeing the tears in the corners of her eyes: "Yes, I am too ~ pfft ~ I miss you too, my brother!" Luo Ji couldn't help laughing very hard when she spoke.

She has always felt that she is very good at hiding her emotions, but now it seems that it is not enough!

And Thor just smiled at Loki. Odin on one side used his divine power to confirm repeatedly, and finally confirmed that this person was his son. This guy is actually my son? ! Can you believe it!

Odin asked Thor in disbelief: "What happened to you?!"

Thor shrugged meaninglessly: "Father listens to you, just go to the world to learn humility." He didn't feel bad about anything.

Odin roared: "I want you to learn humility, not to grow fat!"

Thor pouted and made a grimace: "It doesn't matter, does it?"

OS in Odin's heart: who said it's not important? It's so important! Do you know why I brought you back? I am the successor, you are going to be the king of Asgard. Quietly present scene, how can I crown you? Even if I force the crown, I'm afraid all the subjects of Asgard will not agree!

Odin's heart is broken. At the same time, the people under the viewing platform also began to whisper.

"who is he?"

"Looks like a babysitter."

"Nonsense, Thor doesn't look like that at all. I've seen him, he comes to my store every day to drink."

"I also think that someone may have made a mistake. Did Heimdall pick up the wrong person?"

"Heimdall, quickly bring Thor back!"

Waves of muffled sound extended from Asgard's Triumph Square to the Rainbow Bridge.

Heimdall sees the nose with the eye, and the heart with the nose. Anyway, he was right. Even if there is something wrong, it is the world that is wrong, and has nothing to do with him.

On the viewing stand, Thor still looked at him with the kind of smile that made Odin angry.

"What happened to you my son?" Odin was heartbroken. Where did the brave and resolute Thor go? Why do you look like an idiot now?

"It's just a little fatter, my father. But I think even if I grow fatter, I'm still your son, right." Thor said with a smile.

Luo Ji, who had finally managed to make her expression serious, couldn't hold back once, and now she was no longer squatting on the ground, she was too lazy to hide it and hammered the floor vigorously with her hands.

It's so hard to bear the tears! This was the only feeling Luo Ji had.

Odin glared at Loki, but he didn't have time to teach Loki about royal majesty right now. Because his own temples are protruding.

"Okay, father. Don't be so stern, just smile. You didn't send me as a gift, be happy. At least I raised the Thunder Hammer, didn't I?" Thor smiled, showing eight teeth in a standard manner.

Odin looked at Thor with a constipated expression: "What are you charging? What nonsense are you talking about?"

Thor said unconsciously: "Some earth slang, I learned from the Internet. I like the earth network, and those variety shows and reality shows. Seriously, you should watch it Father."

"I have a job here on Earth, and I've saved some money. I think I can buy you and your mother a TV, and in installments, a sixty-five...well, seventy-inch LCD TV. This TV can play Go to the bedroom of you and your mother. After finishing the day's government affairs, lying on the bed, eating the fruits of Asgard and watching various variety shows is simply the greatest enjoyment."

Thor said these words with a serious look, while Luo Ji had completely given up treatment and was lying on the ground convulsing. Her abdominal muscles started to cramp because she was holding back the smile so much, and she needed to lie down to let the cramp recover.

Odin opened his mouth enough to stuff a goose egg when he heard Thor's words, my God! What's going on here? What happened to my son? !

And that's not all, Thor's sharp eyes saw the quaint box held by the guard not far away. He quickly ran to the box and took the box from the guard.

After he carried it over, he opened it directly. Inside was a simple but somewhat mysterious crown, and a beautiful golden and red cape.

Thor took out the crown: "Is this a gift for me? Father!"

Odin just accidentally discovered that Thor had opened the treasure chest of the crown and cloak passed down from generation to generation in Asgard, and it seemed that he wanted to wear it for himself.

Odin quickly walked up to Thor, took the other end of the crown with one hand and said, "This is not for you! Let me go!" It was supposed to be for Thor, and he even prepared for the coronation ceremony up. But how do you let Odin crown Thor in the current situation?

Thor held the other side of the crown firmly and said, "Then it's for Loki? Look, let me give it to him and help him put it on."

"I have my own opinion, let me go, Thor!" Odin pulled the crown towards him forcefully.

"Don't be too stubborn, father. Now that it's all taken out, why not use it?" Thor also pushed hard in his direction.

The veins on Odin's forehead were about to pop out: "You don't need to worry about it!"

Thor even used his divine power: "Don't be so stingy, father. Since they are not children who are sent for phone bills, why be too pessimistic."

So Asgard's No. 1 and No. 2 powerhouses began a tug-of-war. The people of Asgard under the viewing platform were a little dumbfounded. All the soldiers were also dumbfounded, wait, it was agreed today to be a triumphant ceremony. Now you are haunted on stage!

Anyway, no matter what the audience in the audience thought, Odin on the stage was about to be mad by Thor.

"Let go!" Odin growled in a low voice.

"Really?" Thor hesitated.

"Must!" Odin resolutely said. So Thor suddenly let go, and Odin, who was still struggling, took several steps back and almost fell. And when he lost his center of gravity, he raised his hands and the crown that Asgard had passed down for countless tens of thousands of years flew out of Odin's hand.

Has been flying far, far, far. Asgard has a final protection mechanism, which is the endless abyss outside the entire Asgard continent. It surrounds Asgard like a moat, and only the Rainbow Bridge can communicate the inside and outside. And now Asgard's crown falls into the endless abyss on both sides of the Rainbow Bridge. It is estimated that I will not be able to pick it up again. I don’t know which dimension this crown, which symbolizes Asgard’s honor, will fall into.

Odin looked at Thor with eyes blazing with anger. Thor spread his hands innocently and said, "You told me to let go just now, father."

Finally, Odin gritted his teeth and said, "Guards! Watch out for this guy! I'll settle the score with him when I come back!" Odin was so angry that he lost his mind.

What the hell earth, what ancient one mage was thrown aside by him. Now he just wants to find the place where his son has become like this, and then destroy it!

All the people of Asgard at the scene were stunned. Where is the show sung today? There was a loud noise at the scene.

And Luo Ji, who couldn't help laughing and lost her image after returning from Thor, finally managed to recover. Thor pulled up Luo Ji who was still on the ground just now. He patted the dust off her shoulder.

Then one hand wrapped her shoulders, and the two siblings stood together intimately. Thor glanced at Luo Ji and whispered in a voice that only the two of them could hear: "Luo Ji, you should be happy in this case."

Luo Ji's eyes suddenly widened, and then she looked at Thor in disbelief. Thor said seriously with that fat face: "Look, I'm your real brother!"

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The sound outside also affected Frigg in the palace. Originally, the Phantom Queen was receiving Li Jie. Speaking of which, this is a very, very high treatment.

The queen of Asgard came out to receive Li Jie politely, which is completely the treatment only for the visits of powerful people from other dimensions. The reason why Frigga welcomes Li Jie is also very simple. He taught Thor the virtue of humility. This is something Thor would never have learned before.

For Odin and Frigg, this is tantamount to reshaping Thor. Frigga was willing to treat Li Jie courteously, and she even discussed with Odin, maybe go to Odin's treasure house to choose some treasures as a reward for this earthling, at least one quasi-artifact cannot escape.

But the sound from outside made Frigga frowned: "What's going on outside?"

Frigga prepared tea for Li Jie, and she asked Li Jie to sit aside while Valkyrie stood on the side. But Li Jie was restless (Valkyrie was also uncomfortable standing).

Hearing the sound coming from outside, Li Jie quickly said in a low voice: "Maybe it's something unexpected, such as Thor or something." He helped Frigga to vaccinate, and women are generally soft-hearted. Maybe Frigga will stop Odin later because he has transformed Thor anyway.

Frigga frowned: "What's wrong with Thor?"

Li Jie compared with his left hand and right hand: "You know, there are all kinds of accidents in the universe. For example, this, such as that."

Frigga frowned: "Be more specific, like what?"

Valkyrie was standing next to Li Jie, with an expression on the verge of tears. She felt that she was the most wronged. Will Odin send her to the gallows later?

Li Jie took a sip of tea cautiously: "For example, Thor gained a little weight."

Frigg said indifferently: "It doesn't matter if the male Valkyrie is a little fat. Thor is a Valkyrie, not a dancing god."

"Actually, perhaps, probably, maybe, Tol is fatter than you think." Li Jie gestured with his hand.

Frigga looked at Li Jie suspiciously: "Be more specific."

"Do you know wildebeest and hippopotamus?" Li Jie made an analogy carefully.

Frigg nodded: "Of course I know, it's just two kinds of creatures."

Li Jie took a deep breath: "Let's put it this way, Thor in the past was a wildebeest, but now Thor is a hippopotamus. Do you understand the difference?" (Baidu for pictures of wildebeests).

Frigga was stunned, and then there was a soft bang, and the teacup she was holding was crushed by her.

Li Jie stood up from his seat immediately, and stood side by side with Valkyrie. People, when it's time to be cowarded, you still have to be cowardly, not only heroes who die standing up, but also some idiots.

Never heard that old saying? Life not only has poetry and distant places, but also the struggle in front of you.