Chapter 1344 The Plight of the Skrulls
"Earth, I'm finally back!" Messiah, Earl of Skrull, looked at the approaching solar system gratefully. Since he left Earth for so long, he missed this magical place all the time. Although it is said that Skuru's expeditionary army failed miserably. Oh, no, it should be said that the Chitauri mercenaries hired by Skrull failed miserably.
Although it was said that the war had been lost, Messiah was not sad at all, on the contrary, he was quite happy in the end. Because the people on earth showed him extraordinary entertainment equipment and various entertainment methods. It must be said that these forms of entertainment profoundly changed the barren spiritual life of the Messiah.
Those well-made and imaginative movies are simply amazing to him. The life of the Skrulls is so serious that entertainment is scarce. There is a saying on the earth [Material poverty can be tolerated, spiritual poverty can make people radically destroyed]. This statement is a bit absolute, but it also has some truth.
Because when the spiritual life is extremely scarce, so scarce that there is no room for pleasure or even escape, then the burden of life is enough to destroy a person. Although the life of the Skrulls is very good, there is no such thing as lack of material such as not having enough food and clothing. But because of the lack of spiritual entertainment, there are a lot of mental disorders among the Skrulls. Messiah is one of them. His biggest entertainment is to imprison backward civilizations, and then play gods or something.
It's really a very nasty form of entertainment, but the Messiah used to enjoy it. It was only after he came to the earth that the entertainment activities on the earth changed him and gradually made him normal.
Although the war was said to have been lost, the Messiah thought the result was good. Because of this, the earth was saved from war, and I had the opportunity to understand this fascinating culture. I am really obsessed with earth culture and like it very much. Even after the people on Earth (that is, the big brothers of the Illuminati) extended a hand of friendship, I still feel that the Skrulls should actually reconcile with the people on Earth.
That's right! People on Earth (Li Jie) said: "It's all a misunderstanding, we don't want to eat your compatriots at all. We can explain this matter." So Li Jie made the Skrull into a cow incident Some relatively 'simple' processing. The gist of it is to explain that all of this was an accident. You see, because your partners are not familiar with the culture on the earth, they turned into cows, and then they were slaughtered and eaten as beef. We really can't blame us for all this.
In addition, Li Jie and others continued to show the Skrulls all kinds of beautiful depictions of the earth, which made the Skrulls such as Messiah slowly agree with all of this. After all, it's better to break up enemies than to tie them up. Besides, why should we fight to the death with them when the earth's culture is so charming? Wouldn't it be nice for everyone to hold hands, sing, dance and watch movies together?
Messiah and others embarked on a journey back to the planet Skrull after being educated (brainwashed) by Li Jie and the others. They went with a fleet and returned with a full load of "trophies" of Earth. It includes all kinds of entertainment products, delicacies of the earth, and many crops of the earth (after Dr. Hank's improvement, it is easier to get fat and lazy). There are also many crew members who have been trained by the earth and have learned to make various earth foods.
Including: Fried Chicken, Roast Duck, French Fries, Fried Tempura, Fried Crispy Pork, Fried Dumplings, Frosted Fried Tiao, Fat Boy Happy Series, etc. The Messiah felt that he had returned with a full load. Although he failed to act on the earth, he had obtained another treasure. I will definitely be forgiven by Emperor Skrull and may even be rewarded!
When the Messiah embarked on the return journey full of confidence, in fact, a serious discussion was going on within the Skrull civilization.
Emperor Skuru was forced to summon his generals guarding the four star regions to discuss countermeasures. Because the overlord of the centaur galaxy, almost the leader of all space pirates, Thanos, the conqueror and destroyer of civilization, sent an ultimatum, demanding that the Skrulls pay the final commission for hiring the Chitauri.
Emperor Skrull replied: "The Chitauri will pay after completing the task."
But Thanos replied directly: "Whether the Chitauri successfully completes the task or not, the commission that he promised to serve must be paid! If you don't give it to me, come and get it yourself!"
This is simply blatant robbery. How can there be any reason why the employer has to pay if the mercenary can't complete the task? Of course, you have to complete the task before you can give money! Otherwise, if everyone accepts the mission in the name of a mercenary, and then takes the commission and fails to complete the mission, it is not a mess.
Moreover, Thanos' words also surprised Skrull's emperor, Skrull XI: "Could it be that Chitauri's battle failed, so Thanos is rushing to get the commission?!" Because Skrull Eleven The world knows that the big boss behind the Chitauri is actually Thanos. If Thanos hadn't supported the Chitauri, this group of cosmic locusts would have been wiped out by civilizations of other galaxies. Everyone hates this kind of cosmic locust.
And Thanos, the tyrant, has not given Skrull XI more opportunities to choose, either offer the resource planet himself, or wait for me to get it myself.
Because the entire Chitauri army was wiped out this time, Thanos suffered a great loss. He needs to use the resource planet of the Skrulls to make up for his shortfall. Why don't you go and make up for your losses from the earth? That is of course because the earth is too far away, and there are few resources. Being born in the solar system, I know all of this very well. Yes, I only consider this from an economic point of view, not because of any cute purple skin!
So Emperor Skrull XI stood in his huge and gorgeous conference room. He paced back and forth and said to his generals with some discomfort: "What do you think? Do we need to give Thanos these resource planets?" ?”
The general in command of the central army said almost without thinking: "Impossible! The Skrull civilization has never been so angry. Thanos' words can only prove that the Chitauri have failed. We can't do it for a group of failed people. The mercenary pays the mercenary fee. Even we should recover our losses, but we paid the upfront fee. Thanos should compensate us double!"
"If we just retreated because of a warning from Thanos, how should our civilization deal with itself? Will cats and dogs bark at us in the future and we will pay them money?!" The general said loudly, and also The words of seeking the country. But if you don't give it, do you really want to go to war with Thanos?