Chapter 1380: Be the Master of Pot Dumping and the God of Deceit
"Say what you think, what can you do? How can Thanos be tricked by your plan?" Luo Ji looked at Li Jie with interest. At this time, she had forgotten the embarrassment with Li Jie before. With a wave of Luo Ji's hand, a gorgeously decorated seat with gold trim appeared behind Li Jie. She stretched out her hand to signal Li Jie to sit down and speak slowly.
When both of them enter this kind of working state, both of them will unconsciously become very serious and persistent. For Luo Ji, deceit and lies are her priesthood, but for Li Jie, this seems to be a talent engraved in his blood, once awakened, it cannot be reversed.
Sitting on the seat, Li Jie began to tell Luo Ji his plan: "Actually, I didn't have much confidence at first. Because Thanos is the overlord of the universe, it is a bit difficult to entrap him. Most Under the circumstances, it is very possible that you didn’t trick him, but you ended up cheating yourself.”
"But recently I have a new idea. The Infinity Stone is just an axis and an introduction. What really needs to be done is to make Thanos and the Dark Elves have an irreconcilable and endless hatred." Li Jie said Speak out your own thoughts in one sentence.
Luo Ji, who was sitting on the high platform with her legs crossed, held the sword of truth in one hand and dragged her chin in the other: "Well, if the dark sect and the dark elves can form an immortal feud, that's the most important thing." .You're right about that, because hate lasts. So what do you think?"
"What do you think if the dark elves assassinate Thanos?" Li Jie smiled, his smile was a standard eight-toothed smile. It can be seen that every one of his teeth is cleaned very clean, almost ready for a toothpaste advertisement.
"Assassinate Thanos? How to do it?" Luo Ji became interested, and she adjusted another posture. Still holding the sword of truth tightly in his hand.
"This is what I said, using the Reality Gem as an introduction. Of course, this also requires your cooperation. Is the Reality Gem still in your hand?" Li Jie looked at Luo Ji and asked. Luo Ji was instantly alert: "What do you want to do?"
"I don't want the child to be trapped by wolves. I will lend you the Reality Gem." Luo Ji looked unhappy, and Li Jie immediately added: "Of course I will return it to you, it's just borrowed and used."
"Of course, I need you to do me a little favor."
"What?"
"Don't you have a lot of research on dark elves? I may need you to help me with the matter of inviting them into the urn. If Thanos and the dark elves don't fight this matter, I will lose." Li Jie smiled happily, and It's like a certain villain who has made a plan to destroy the world is watching his plan come true step by step.
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The light of the earth will darken the prison.
"I'm not free, I'm lost, I'm sad and tearful~"
Hearing the singing of Fei Feilong next door, Black Dwarf suddenly felt very sad for some reason. Although he can't understand what is sung in the lyrics. But that inexplicable emotion infected him. He couldn't help knocking on the wall and asked the extraordinary dragon next door in the common language of the galaxy: "What are you singing?!"
"Oh, it's a Cantonese song that I learned when I was in Shenzhen, China. It tells a story about prisoners being locked up and losing their freedom." Fei Feilong explained.
Black Dwarf felt a chill in his heart: This is talking about me! No wonder it hurts me to hear it! And the extraordinary dragon beside him also helped to translate the meaning of the lyrics for Black Dwarf. The more Black Dwarf listened to it, the more he felt that his heart was getting colder and colder!
Thinking that he was originally one of the majestic five generals of Obsidian, and in the dark order, he can be said to be under five and above tens of thousands. He is also the number one figure in the entire Centaur galaxy. In the end, I just set out a small mission, and I fell into the sand on this unknown little planet.
The dignified five generals of Obsidian! He didn't die on the battlefield, but was humiliated and imprisoned by the earthlings. He also wrote various entertainment novels to entertain the earthlings in exchange for food. Every time I think of this, I can't help feeling sad and difficult to control myself.
But looking at General Deathblade who lived on his upper bunk, Black Dwarf felt that he was still very lucky. I just want to eat some chicken legs or something. And the Deathblade General on the upper bunk was completely out of shape. Because his handle (that is, the weapon) was held by the people on earth, and he was repeatedly tortured day and night. General Dead Blade felt a pain deep in his soul.
In addition to this pain, the earth people also fed him with all kinds of terrible food. To be honest, from the taste and appearance alone, Black Dwarf thinks those foods are really delicious and delicious. Just by smelling it, I move my index finger and want to eat it very much.
But at the beginning, those people on earth were very strict not to eat those foods for themselves. Or let yourself eat that horrible, slimy food like mud. At that time, I was still very envious of General Dead Blade. At that time, I was still thinking: probably because General Deathblade suffered too much torture, and the people on earth were afraid that he would die due to lack of nutrition, so they gave him these delicious foods.
I really thought so at the time, but now that I think about it, I am still too young! do not understand anything. What kind of good people can the earth people have? These guys are treacherous and cunning like ghosts. The worst-hearted and wicked goblins I have ever seen are not even one ten-thousandth of the people on Earth!
General Deathblade lying on the upper bunk was moaning righteously, and if you listened closely, you could hear him whispering: "Soul-suppressing buns, give me the five-thousand-year-old soul-suppressing buns..." General Blade is repeating this sentence over and over again, well, of course, he will occasionally change the names of some dishes.
Anyway, after hearing the names of those dishes and seeing General Deathblade's current form, Black Dwarf felt that he really couldn't eat those gorgeous foods. It's better for me to eat chicken legs and mush, at least it's safer to keep myself alive.
Why do you want to live? Of course it's for jailbreak! If no one came to rescue him, he must escape from prison and escape from the earth with General Deathblade. It's too scary here, and I have to repay Lord Thanos. How evil and terrifying the people on this earth are, everyone here is a master of martial arts!
Any aunt I meet on the side of the road can fight me 50-50, and even be suppressed a little bit. General Deathblade was arrested at a wedding scene, and the ordinary guests at the scene were all possessing special skills. This civilization did not go to the universe, it is simply the great prosperity of all civilizations in the universe. Now that they are going to the universe, I can be sure that they will inevitably become a particularly terrifying existence.
And just when the black dwarf was thinking this way, that terrifying earthling with an iron mask walked into the prison with today's food. He knocked on the prison's railing with the iron rod he was carrying, and said as if greeting an animal: "Get up, it's time to eat!"
The black dwarf hadn't moved yet, and General Deathblade who was sleeping on the upper bunk lay down on the railing with a "whoosh" after smelling the special smell of food. He kept asking: "Is it the soul-suppressing steamed stuffed bun, or is it the soul-suppressing steamed stuffed bun?"
The man in the iron mask coldly took out a few buns, and threw them directly into the prison. The dignified General Deathblade jumped up like a dog catching a frisbee and caught all the buns.
The corners of Black Dwarf's eyes were sour watching this scene, when will this day be the end!