Chapter 1417: Scum's Performance (Part 2)
In order to get Thor completely out of his Shura field, Li Jie made a special plan to fight against the scum.
The so-called scumbag battle plan refers to letting Thor show his bad side as much as possible in front of Storm. Because Storm Girl likes Thor, one of the big reasons is because Thor's lightning ability has a fatal attraction to her.
Li Jie thinks this is like a lot of little yellow texts or stories written in galgames. The male protagonist has a fatal attraction to women because of his special ability, and then he can do whatever he wants.
The main character with these abilities keeps turning other people into tauren warriors or something. Now Thor clearly has such a tendency. Look at the green... black panther! And poor Strange, he has been forced to hang out with the swordsman Brian all day long.
Those who know know it because the two of them have a good personal relationship. If they don't know, they think these two British gentlemen are from England!
Li Jie thinks that Thor is enough, he can't go too far, after all he is obviously a fat man, but he insists on being the hero of Little Butter and Little Yellow Book, which is a bit too much. Li Jie swears to God that he is definitely not jealous. I just don't want more people to be forced to become tauren fighters.
After all, it is the wish of many people to return a piece of green to the world, but it is not this green that is to be returned!
Several people searched the desert for hours, but found nothing. After all, it is really difficult to find a site in urban legend.
So after the search was fruitless, Nightcrawler called Storm, Black Panther and others to come over and have lunch first. Because the sun in the Sahara desert is too hot at noon, Li Jie didn't want to get too tanned. After all, his personality was created by a handsome butcher.
So he asked Thor to get a dark cloud to cover the sun, and by the way, let some light rain around to cut off the dry hot wind.
So a small piece of dark cloud floated in the sky where a few people were sitting, just blocking the sunlight, and at the same time, a continuous drizzle fell on the edge of the dark cloud. The dense drizzle formed a water curtain, which just blocked the dry hot wind outside that dehydrated the skin.
By the way, Li Jie patted his face with some water to replenish his face, after all, he is also a person who relies on his face for food~!
Thor's hand is very beautiful. People say that four taels of weight is a kind of skill, but conversely, it is also an incredible skill. This requires people who have achieved such a skill to be extremely delicate about their own ability to override control.
In the past, Thor could easily destroy a planet, but it was difficult to play such tricks delicately. However, during these years on Earth, his delicate technique has made great progress.
However, this aroused Storm Girl's admiration again. If Black Panther's life is a game of love development, he can see [Dragon Hero Favorability +50, + 100]. And at the same time, you can also see the green light constantly floating above your head [Black panther green hat value +100, +200] [Black panther evolution green panther progress 88%].
This is certainly not what the Panther wants to see, he is not here to help Thor win favor. So he went to Li Jie and complained in a low voice: "Didn't you say that you want Storm to hate Dragon Warrior?! I think you are obviously trying to gain favor with Dragon Warrior!"
"Wait, why are you in a hurry! Isn't this just the beginning?!" Li Jie gave Hei Bao a reassuring gesture: "Don't worry, I will definitely help you."
As Li Jie spoke, he took out all kinds of food that he had prepared from his space belt, and began to invite everyone to eat together.
And this is the first level that Li Jie prepared, the first step for Thor to expose his shortcomings in front of Storm.
Li Jie prepared a lot of food, and they were all kinds of waste house happy water and hamburger sandwiches that were more convenient to eat. And when he took out the food, the Black Panther was planning to let Storm eat it first, but the Dragon Warrior directly took the food from Li Jie and wrapped it up.
"I'm starving to death, let me eat five hamburgers to fill my stomach." Dragon hero Thor stuffed a hamburger the size of two hands into his mouth while speaking.
Kaz~! I saw that the huge hamburger was instantly reduced by half in one bite. And all kinds of sauces on the hamburger also covered the cheeks and beard of the Dragon Warrior.
Red tomato sauce, white custard sauce, lettuce leaves and beef juice, etc. It looked very sloppy and dirty.
And the second mouthful of Dragon Hero finished the whole burger.
And after eating the whole hamburger, Dragon Hero directly took out a bottle of happy water, t~t~t~, he killed the one-liter bottle of happy water in one go. And the brown happy water flowed from the corner of his mouth to all over his body. It can be said that it has no image and temperament.
No! Not only does it have no image and temperament, but it is also particularly lacking in style. Because just now, the panther planned to give the storm girl the first food after receiving it.
Because there is a lady here, at this time, I have to show a little gentlemanly demeanor. Otherwise, it is easy to be criticized by girls. Especially if the food is so unattractive, it will really cost a lot of points!
Seeing the appearance of Dragon Warrior eating and drinking so much, Black Panther really believes that Dragon Warrior is going to score negative points in front of Storm. Because although Storm said that she was obsessed with Dragon Warrior before, she didn't really know him deeply.
If it is said that Storm Girl has a deep understanding of Dragon Warrior's daily life, it is actually very bad, and he has various bad habits. Eating is ugly, being unmannered and so on. Doesn't this make it easy for Storm to get bored with Dragon Hero?
The black panther watched the dragon hero devouring the hamburger and drinking Coke in a big way without any image, and he thought to himself: Well, it seems that the dragon hero is playing for real. He really intends to brush down Storm Girl's favorability!
He really went all out, he really didn't care about his image at all. How can I say that he is also a superhero, an environmental fighter! Black Panther was somewhat moved, feeling that Dragon Hero had really sacrificed a lot.
If this happens once, Storm Girl's favorability will be reduced by 50 to 100! Black Panther turned to Storm with hope. I saw Storm holding her hands on her chest and saying: "Wow! Is the Dragon Warrior so bold and straightforward even eating?! So handsome!"
Green Panther: Black question mark? ? ?
And understanding also looked at Storm Girl speechless for a long time, maybe this is the so-called if a person looks at you pleasing to the eye, even your farts are sweet.