Chapter 1418: Scum's Performance (Part 2)
From Storm's point of view, the way Thor eats doesn't look ugly at all. On the contrary, it is a kind of informal heroism. Li Jie had to educate Storm Girl about this: "Ololo, don't you think the way Dragon Warrior eats is a bit, um, too unsightly?"
Storm looked at Thor and then at Li Jie, she shrugged: "Is there?"
"No?!" Li Jie couldn't figure it out, this is obviously very indecent!
"It's okay. After all, we X-Men usually eat together. If you have seen Wolverine eat, maybe you won't think there is any problem. After all, Logan eats rice dumplings with leaves ( Note: In the past, Li Jie sent zongzi to the X-Men on the Dragon Boat Festival)." Storm felt that Thor had no problem eating.
That's right, Logan has no image at all when he eats. So there is nothing wrong with Storm Girl saying this. After getting used to the shapeless rough guy like Logan, Thor's eating appearance is completely harmless to Storm.
"Actually, I think Dragon Warrior is quite handsome like this. Because men don't need to care about these details. Especially Dragon Warrior must be very busy at ordinary times. He is busy fighting all kinds of bad guys who destroy the environment. He definitely doesn't have much time to eat. .So every time I eat, I gobble it up like this.”
"He must use this method to save time." Storm tried her best to excuse Thor.
Li Jie's mouth under the mask was so wide open that he almost couldn't close it. After a long time, he said: "Don't you think he ate too much?!"
"He is very tired from beating the bad guys, and it is right that he needs to add more calories."
"But he has no manners, and he doesn't know how to let you eat first."
"I told you that he needs to replenish his calories quickly. Why are you so annoying?" Stormy interrupted Li Jie's provocation roughly, and said to Li Jie: "Is there anything else to eat?"
Li Jie took out some food from the space belt, he thought it was because Storm was hungry. Just as he was taking out the other food he had prepared, Storm Girl packed all the food away.
Before Li Jie had time to react, Storm put the food in front of Thor like a treasure, and said very caringly: "Come on, it's not enough. Let's eat more here."
Li Jie, Green Leopard: ……………
Now Li Jie really wants to rush in front of Storm, shake her crazily, and shout at her: "Wake up! Wake up! Do you know what Tim Dog is? And you really are Adding a dog! Adding a dog ends up with nothing!"
But it's a pity that Li Jie can't do this now, he can only helplessly pull the green leopard who wants to die with the dragon hero and say: "Wait, wait. Be patient, we still have other methods."
Under Li Jie's repeated persuasion, the Green Panther finally suppressed the anger in his heart.
The search for the ruins is still going on, but the results of the search are not satisfactory. The search team of four basically found nothing, so at Li Jie's suggestion, they were divided into two groups to expand the search area.
According to the plan formulated at the beginning, Li Jie and the Green Leopard are in a team, and Dragon Hero and Storm are in a team.
T'Challa the Green Panther was very dissatisfied: "Didn't you say that you want Dragon Warrior to get negative favors?! You still let him team up with Storm Girl?!" He watched Storm Girl and Dragon Warrior fly together
"Calm down, calm down. You are the prince of Wakanda, please maintain your demeanor. Let me speak slowly." Li Jie pulled T'Challa, who was almost violent, and said: "It is to let him score negative points, so I just Make him a team with Storm Girl."
"If you don't let them be in a team, how can he expose more of his bad side to Storm and make Storm hate him? You have to let Ororo realize his true nature!" Li Jie earnestly said He suppressed the runaway green panther.
"I designed a lot of plots for Dragon Warrior to score negative points in front of Storm Girl."
"for example?!"
"For example, he didn't rest at all along the way, because the energy of Dragon Warrior is stronger than that of Storm. So relying on his superb cultivation, he doesn't understand Storm who is much weaker than him."
"Well, that's a way."
The actual situation.
Thor, who was flying at high speed and using the power of lightning to detect all possible places, really ignored Storm Girl at all. Storm can only be a hard support for this kind of high-intensity work.
But she looked at the dragon hero who was trying to search hard in front of her, and she persisted. And I still told myself in my heart: "Hold on, Ororo. This is a test, a test of your ability. As long as you can persist, you will make great progress. Dragon Warrior is encouraging you !"
During the conversation between Li Jie and the Green Leopard.
Li Jie: "And I have a second plan."
Green Leopard: "The plan will be released?!"
Li Jie smiled: "It is to let the dragon warrior show his [gentleman] side!"
The Green Panther was shocked: "A gentleman's side? Isn't this a bonus item?!"
Li Jie's eyes were deep: "This [gentleman] is not that gentleman."
The actual situation.
After Storm was too weak to fly and search, Dragon Warrior had to stop to rest. Just as Storm was recovering her strength, Dragon Warrior secretly hid aside with her mobile phone.
His behavior was discovered by Storm Girl, who secretly observed and found that it was Dragon Warrior who was looking at some very harmonious things and doing some very harmonious things with his mobile phone.
Storm's face was a little red at the time, and she spat in her heart: "Really, what are you doing looking at these? Didn't I send him a lot of photos. Huh? Isn't it enough, do you want to send some more explosive ones? Next time Pass a video of dancing? Oh, what are you thinking, you are simply a XX woman!"
Storm girl Ororo was ashamed of her own thoughts, but she secretly took some amazing photos of herself with her mobile phone, and planned to send them to Dragon Warrior later.
Li Jie and the Green Leopard.
"In addition to the last two, I have a third strategy." Li Jie walked aimlessly on the desert while talking and laughing. In fact, he doesn't care about the relics in the urban message, who knows if it's true or not, only a fool will look for it.
"As long as this third strategy is implemented, it is guaranteed that Storm Girl's favorability for Dragon Warrior will be reduced to minus 9999." Li Jie's confident appearance seems to be like Kong Ming's rebirth and Zhuge's resurrection. He was about to put on a suit of Lufan Lun Lun scarf.
The Green Leopard followed behind Li Jie and hurriedly asked: "What is the third plan?!"
"This third strategy is powerful, let me speak slowly...Ah!" With Li Jie's scream, the yellow sand he was stepping on suddenly turned into a bottomless abyss Li Jie slid down the yellow sand before he had time to react.
Still waiting for Li Jie's third trick... No... The Green Panther can only hear Li Jie's angry curse: "Who the hell dug such a big hole here! It's killing me!"
But before Li Jie finished speaking, he suddenly stopped talking, and then he subconsciously yelled something that the Green Leopard didn't understand, because he yelled in Chinese: "Fuck! This is the apocalypse?!"