Those Years when Marvel Was a Superhero

Chapter 1347 Really Fragrant

Star Skuru, in the palace of His Majesty the Emperor.

His Majesty the Emperor and the generals of the empire, as well as many nobles and ministers living all over the planet are attending a dinner party. A dinner hosted by His Majesty the Emperor. Although the Skrulls are still facing the questioning of Thanos and are still considering whether to give Thanos the resource planet, but in the final analysis this is not a very urgent matter.

Even if it is going to war with Thanos, can Thanos be able to penetrate the Andromeda Galaxy in a few years or decades? impossible! So there is no need to make the atmosphere very tense. Tightening inside and loosening outside is the correct way to deal with it.

However, most of the ministers and generals who participated in this dinner lacked interest. Because the emperor's dinner is actually the same thing in the final analysis, don't think it is such a high-end and elegant thing. Although the Skrulls belong to the same carbon-based life as human beings, they are speciously different from the people on Earth in many places because of the different development process of cultural civilization.

For example, they also have a dinner party culture, but generally a dinner party does not exist as a kind of entertainment. Especially the dinners held by the royal family are more often a salon for ministers and generals, so that they can talk about state affairs in a more relaxed atmosphere. Well, in fact, the emperor's dinner is another form of overtime for everyone to work together.

It's just that this kind of overtime work is disguised as eating together. And seriously, Skrulls really don't have much to eat. Although the sense of taste of the Skrulls has not completely degenerated, but when civilization has developed to a certain level, diet has simply become a way of intake of energy.

Therefore, the following foods are generally included in the Skrull's recipes: [Abilities are mushy, tasteless and taste like mud. Just three scoops are enough to provide energy throughout the day. 】【Energy drink, a kind of water with only sweet taste. After drinking about 500ml, it can satisfy the calorie consumption for half a day. 】【Energy pill, a flake-like granule, very bitter. Take four pills at a time, mix them with water and swallow them in your stomach. 】【Injections, one injection a week can make you feel hungry for a week】.

The Skrull diet and its science are healthy and nutritious. All of the above foods can guarantee the nutritional calories of the Skrulls, and will not make them over-nutrient. The "cooks" of Skrull will regularly and quantitatively adjust which kind of "food" they should eat and how much they should eat according to the different physique of each Skrulu.

Skrull mothers also have to learn the 'how to cook' these foods and how to prepare a loving lunch for their children. The advantage of this is that there have never been fat people among the Skrulls, and no one who is out of size. We all grew up about the same height, about the same weight, and about the same build. And because the things they learn are the same, many people have almost the same personality.

Therefore, a lazy person like the Earl of Messiah who loves leisure, hates work and is not productive is actually a very rare character among the Skrulls. Perhaps it is because of his rarity that His Majesty the Emperor loves him very much.

Well, back to the food of the Skrulls, can these ghost things be considered food? When Thor heard the way of eating of the Skrulls for the first time, he couldn't help shaking his whole body, because the shaking was so strong that his body fat rolled out in waves, just like when Moses split the Red Sea The rushing waves.

"I will turn against anyone who feeds me these things!" Thor said angrily at the time: "Bring me my fried chicken and beer!"

Well, here's what Thor has to say about Skrull food. In fact, it was a dinner, but the ministers and generals who came to participate actually didn't plan to eat anything at all. Because there is really nothing to eat, the most is to drink some sweet water together. (The Skrulls don’t make wine anymore, because drinking will cause them to get drunk. The Skrulls have a long history, more than 100,000 years. They still made wine as early as 90,000 years ago, but after the Prohibition Act came out They don’t make wine anymore. After more than 90,000 years of history, they don’t even make drinks, the only thing that can be considered a drink is probably sweet water.)

When the Chancellor of the Exchequer walked slowly towards the palace, he happened to bump into the General, and the two nodded to each other to say hello.

The Minister of Finance and the General walked side by side: "What is the topic of His Majesty's dinner this time? Does Your Excellency know?"

"It seems that Count Messiah has returned." The general said in a low voice.

"He's back?! I thought he died on Earth." Finance Dacheng was a little surprised, and at the same time muttered to himself: "Why didn't this slob die outside? A slacker who only consumes but doesn't produce."

"Well, the Chitauri were indeed defeated. Messiah and Lai Jia came back to report the battle situation on Earth. I guess His Majesty wants us to listen to real information about Earth." The general guessed so. To be honest, the two of them didn't care at all about what to eat for the dinner.

But in the back kitchen of the royal palace, Earl Messiah was busy crazily.

"Put this pot here. That's right, bring the cooking oil off the ship! And those ingredients, show it to the health inspectors in the palace and get it back quickly, waiting to be used!"

"Froth the milk quickly. Waiting for dessert."

"Fried chicken faster, faster! Control the taste, don't put chili."

Messiah is running around in the back kitchen, and he has eaten a lot of delicious earth food on earth. The sense of taste of the Skrulls has not completely degenerated. Li Jie and others conducted experiments and analyzes on them on the earth. Finally, various recipes and seasoning ratios that are most suitable for the taste of the Skuru people are obtained.

Now the professionally trained crew that the Messiah brought from Earth are each incarnated as master chefs. Frying, frying, frying, red cases and white cases, these people know everything. A series of exquisite food was made by them in the back kitchen.

In the banquet hall, the General and the Minister of Finance walked in. They found that the layout of today's banquet hall is a bit different. There is actually a long table arranged, what is this going to do? put food? It doesn't exist, it's just energy paste or pills and sweet water, a small table is enough to put it down.

In fact, they were not the only ones who were surprised. All the nobles and ministers who came to the banquet were very surprised. When they were wondering, someone suddenly said, "What's the smell? It's really delicious."

The general also smelled this special fragrance, which was a unique smell that he hadn't smelled in hundreds of years. But why does your saliva start to secrete just by smelling it? This is not scientific! The General felt as if some primordial wildness had been awakened in him.

And at this moment, the waiters began to bring out trays of food from the back kitchen. The strong fragrance hit every Skrull who came to the banquet. Unlike any energy food they ate, these foods were unhealthy and not nutritionally complete. Even eating will make you fat, but this taste is really attractive.

Even if no one has eaten it, it is difficult for people to control their saliva just by smelling it, as if it is instinct.

The first shot of the earth culture's invasion of the Skrull civilization has been fired.

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