Chapter 1241 Responsibilities as a Husband
Li Jie finally left Kunlun with a trace of regret. In the end, Sun Dasheng didn't say whether he could pass on the mantle to himself. Does he still have a role to play? Although Li Jie had some guesses in his heart, he was always unwilling to face reality. After all, people always like to think things on the bright side. Maybe one day I can call myself the Monkey King?
Although Li Jie thought a lot, Lan pushed him into the space door and left.
"What are you thinking? Harry has been looking for you everywhere outside. I hope you will be with him when the child is born." Lan took Li Jie back to his home in New York. "Gwen and Peter have been living at Osborne Manor for the last two days, and it seems that Mary's due date is just two days away. They don't want to miss the birth of the baby. You want to compete with Peter to be the godfather of the child, you don't want to Hurry up, we'll go to Osborne Manor and wait."
"Don't worry, don't worry. Wait for me to take out the gift first. Do you think that I, who is going to be a godfather, am so unworthy?" Li Jie took out all kinds of gifts from his space belt while talking. all kinds of things.
"What are these?" Seeing Li Jie taking out all kinds of weird things, Lan asked curiously.
"Souvenir products brought back from Kunlun! After all, Harry and Peter have never been to Kunlun. When I go, I always bring them some gifts. And my godson is about to be born. I always bring some gifts for my children. No." Li Jie introduced to Lan while talking.
"This is an amulet brought back from Kunlun. It is said that it can drive away ghosts and evil spirits. This is a pendant jade pendant I bought from the Kunlun market. It is said to be peace of mind. Nuo, and this, this is amazing." Li Jie said Then he drew a short sword: "This is said to be the evil sword that killed many ghosts in the past. It seems that there is blood of the ghost king on it. Therefore, this sword and its evil spirits are hung at home. The ghosts and ghosts dare not approach at all. .and some other miscellaneous stuff that's pretty good."
"What do you think of these gifts?! And these things are very cheap. They only cost me 200,000 RMB." Li Jie looked at Lan with a triumphant expression of "come and praise me".
Lan's eyes were almost rolled to the sky: "You bought such a pile of junk after talking about 200,000 yuan?!"
"What is rags? Aren't these things very useful?" Li Jie objected: "Could it be that Kunlun also sells fakes?"
"Fakes are not fakes, but these things are useless. How can there be any monsters and evil spirits in this world now! They were all driven away by the Ancient One Mage. If there really are monsters and evil spirits appearing on the earth, then these things are also It’s useless to shoot. Because the monsters that come must be very strong.”
What Lan said was very reasonable, she couldn't help but patted Li Jie on the shoulder: "Why are you so smart and confused for a while? Why do you think these things are sold so cheap? Because they are useless. They can be used as decorations and decorations. They have been placed in the Kunlun Antique Market for many years. It’s not easy for the shop owner to meet such a fool like you, and now they are laughing in their dreams!”
Li Jie was stunned, yes! What Lan said makes sense. I seem to have been fooled!
Osborne Manor.
"These are the special products and gifts I brought back from Kunlun, you just accept them, don't be too polite." Li Jie sat opposite Harry and Mary, and Lan sat next to Li Jie, her expression was a bit strange. As if holding back something.
I only heard Li Jie talking to Harry and his wife and said: "These gifts are very powerful, such as this evil sword, hanging on the wall can dispel many ghosts. Ordinary little demons see this The sword is gone. There is also this evil bead, this amulet is very useful. By the way, the best thing to use is this calming jade pendant, which can be worn on the child after the child is born, which can ensure that the child does not have nightmares when sleeping at night. Sleep till dawn."
The Harry and his wife on the opposite side were dumbfounded and kept nodding. On the other side, Peter and Gwen were also very interested in holding the gift that Li Jie brought back from Kunlun. Peter held the evil sword and said, "It's really cool, I really want this thing."
On the other hand, Li Jie couldn't help but give Lan a wink: "Look, my decision is still right."
That's right, although these gifts were dismissed as worthless by Lan, one of the most valuable should be the soothing amulet. But Li Jie decided to take all the gifts to give away. Because according to Li Jie's words: "I bought everything, and it's a pity to lose it. It's a personal preference to give it away. Regardless of whether it is practical or not, the function is still here, isn't it?"
Therefore, based on the principle of not wasting hunger, Li Jie still took these gifts to give away, and he also received unanimous praise. Although Lan felt that these things were trash, it was good for the recipients to be happy.
But Lan really couldn't stand Li Jie showing off how powerful his bargaining skills were to reduce the price of the Evil Resisting Sword from 2 million RMB to 100,000 RMB. Don't you have an x number in your heart? I have told you that it is a waste of inventory space for these things to be left in the store. How dare you brag about your experience of being deceived as capital? !
And your two brothers actually enjoyed hearing your story. Do you still feel that you are fighting wits and courage when you are bargaining with others? Lan is really going to be overwhelmed.
However, it is natural for men to brag about each other, and this is irreversible. So Lan couldn't bear it anymore, so he found an excuse to go for a walk in the garden of the manor with two other ladies who were also a bit boring (Gwen and Mary).
And just after the three women left, Harry suddenly said, "Jason, do you know what pain transfer magic is?"
Li Jie was startled suddenly: "How do you know this thing?"
"Mary told me that she seemed to have heard Lan mention this matter. Especially when she was about to give birth, she talked about it more and more. And she wanted Lan to help her. She has been asking me these days Do you love her or not, and are you willing to share the pain for her?" Harry said.
And Li Jie looked at Harry: "What did you say?"
"What else can I say? This is my wife. Of course I love her, and I am willing to share the pain for her! And the pain transfer magic seems to have something to do with me, saying that it needs my help. I also agreed to her. But this What the hell is that thing?" Harry said.
Peter on the other side also nodded and said: "Yes, yes, Gwen also told me the same thing recently, and also asked me. She seemed to ask Mary about the pain transfer magic, and then asked me. I also talked to Harry agreed to her as well."
Li Jie couldn't help but sweat for the two old friends: "You all agreed, but you don't know what pain transfer magic is?"
Harry and Peter nodded together: "Yeah. That's why I asked you."
Li Jie licked his lips indiscriminately with his tongue. He inexplicably felt that his lips were a little dry, and then he laughed dryly: "This is a magic that allows you to experience the greatness of being a mother."
"So what is it?" The two were curious.
"You know that a woman is in pain during childbirth. This magic can transfer the pain to another person, such as her husband." As soon as Li Jie said this, the faces of Harry and Peter turned pale, especially Ha profit. Because it seems that this experience is close at hand!
Li Jie looked at the two of them so frightened that he could only continue: "Of course, we can't transfer them all. That's not good for pregnant women. You still have to feel a little pain during childbirth. Maybe 20% of pregnant women are in pain, and 80% of husbands are in pain." Pain doesn't necessarily mean it."
"But, it hurts too." Although Harry had never given birth, he knew from various movies and documentaries how painful it is for a woman to give birth.
Li Jie smiled: "But you have already agreed. You can't go back on your word."
At this time, Gwen, who was taking a walk, suddenly ran in and announced the news: "Mary! Mary is about to give birth! Hurry up and prepare for the delivery room! By the way, Lan is ready to transfer the pain and magic, Harry, you should immediately Come with me!"
Hearing the good news that his child was about to be born, Harry was so excited that he almost couldn't stand still, and he staggered a little. Well, it should be happy and excited, otherwise what else could it be? Li Jie thought so, let us welcome the arrival of a new life!