Chapter 1267 I Really Didn't Do It First
After being brought to the world of 2100 by Li Jie, Thor, the god of thunder, was somewhat upset. It's not that he doesn't want to help fight and save the world by the way. In fact, Thor is quite willing to fight outside the main world to vent his anger.
In fact, Thor has also accumulated a lot of pressure recently. The pressure mainly comes from the "many girlfriends" thing. It really made him feel Alexander. Li Jie once asked Thor, can Asgard marry more wives? For example, three wives and four concubines.
Thor once said sternly: "We in Asgard are not allowed to marry seven wives!"
Li Jie laughed lowly after hearing this: "So you are not as good as Wei Xiaobao."
"Who is Wei Xiaobao?" Thor was a little confused.
"A superhero who haunted China in the early years has seven wives. And he's pretty ordinary. I don't want you to be so useless, you can't even manage a few girlfriends." Li Jie said sarcastically at the time .
And Thor counterattacked not to be outdone: "It's as if you are very capable. If you have the ability, bring the mutant female president back together! Do you think I am blind? I can tell that the person named Kay Dee's young and beautiful female mutant has a crush on you. Try telling Lan that you want both, and I'll see if you can live to see the sun at twelve noon tomorrow!"
Li Jie: ...This is XXX! When did even a creature like Feituo fight so well? It's a curse!
So the pressure on Thor is real, he needs to solve the problem of Jane Foster and Christine. In fact, it was really difficult for him to choose between these two women. Honestly he likes both. But he couldn't yell out the words "I want it all".
Because these two are independent women, it is impossible to say anything about serving a husband together. And Thor can't force it. As for the Valkyrie Sif, Thor regards her more as an ordinary friend and a reliable comrade-in-arms. The two are really too familiar since they grew up. Thor really doesn't call Sif at all. Even if Odin appointed her to be his wife, Thor still didn't feel it. This cannot be forced.
As for the storm girl, it will be even more troublesome. I didn't provoke her at all, I have been avoiding her all the time. Even if it is useless to explicitly refuse, she will still post it, which is really a headache! Thor is one head and four big.
In fact, Thor had a lot of women when he was younger (although Thor has just grown up according to the age of Asgard, but he is already hundreds of years old according to the age of humans). At that time, Thor didn't understand what it means to respect women. At that time, he was a god who really didn't care about 'people', and he was two kinds of creatures from the current Thor.
Go to any country that believes in Asgard (not only the earth, but also many alien planets), as long as he ticks his fingers, there will be a bunch of female mortals who will have a good night with him. And women who can serve Thor will also have a higher status in the local area. If they can conceive a child in childcare (whether true or false), they will be regarded as the sons of gods and hailed as demigods.
For this matter, Luo Ji had quarreled with Toer countless times.
"You can't take care of your lower body?!" Every time Luo Ji found out that after she went down to earth with her brother, there would always be various beauties that she didn't know in her brother's bedroom, she was furious every time: " You are the god of Asgard, can you not be like a male dog in heat!"
"And do you know that if you leave children on these women, it will be the biggest scandal in Asgard!"
At that time, Thor waved his hand indifferently: "You know, if I don't want to. It is impossible for these mortal women to give birth to my offspring. Even the so-called demigods are impossible. The gods always There is a way, I am not that wild dog of Zeus who kept seeds everywhere. Speaking of which, did I slaughter a demigod who claimed to be the illegitimate son of Zeus twenty years ago? Well, that guy is really worse than his father You bastard, relying on the identity and ability of a demigod to rob people's daughters and build palaces and gods."
"Speaking of which, I killed this little wild dog. It should be regarded as eliminating harm for the people. In fact, this deed can be engraved on my monument forest for bards to sing." Thor was indeed a jerk at the time, but because he was handsome And it's Thor, so there are always mortal women around him, and even some weaker goddesses from the kingdom of God are also very fond of him.
"Do you think you are better than that old wild dog of Zeus?!" Luo Ji lifted Thor's quilt very dissatisfied, and then said with a look of disgust: "Why don't you wear pants?!"
Thor grabbed the quilt and covered himself, a little ashamed of being seen by his sister, he said dissatisfiedly: "Nonsense! Why do you wear pants when you sleep!"
"Well, don't you know. Those women who have slept with you, such as the five who just walked out. There must be one or two of them claiming to be pregnant with your child. Even if it is not yours, they will go Find another man to have a child, and put it on your head. Then you will be regarded as a demigod, Son of God!" Luo Ji slammed Thor's shoulder and arm with the scabbard of her real sword as she spoke: "Do you know how troublesome it is!"
The sound of crackling and slapping was painful to hear, Luo Ji was really hitting hard. Thor's muscles, which were still strong at the time (now generally invisible and hidden under the subcutaneous fat) showed mild bleeding and bruising.
"Hey hey! I said, stop hitting! You are very hard! This is not a joke! And this is also a reward for these women. Stop it! It really hurts!" At that time, Thor hadn't Raising Thor's Hammer, he didn't even have an artifact on him. Unless you are fighting with all your strength, it is basically impossible to avoid Luo Ji's attack without injury. (Note: Fighting with all your strength and sparring with each other are completely different things. At that time, Thor didn't know what it means to keep his hands and strength. Every time he fights, he will either die or be injured.)
"You deserve it! Because every time I need to help you clean up the mess, do you know that every time you go to a planet, I will find all kinds of women who have slept with you!" Luo Ji spoke and lashed harder up.
"Oh my god! You should kill them all!" Thor forgot to scream for a while.
"XXX! I'm threatening them not to talk nonsense, don't just find a man to give birth to a child and press it on your head!" Rocky beat Thor (Thor: Aww! Aww! You let I put on clothes, you can’t dodge me like this, it’s not fair!) while replying: “In order not to let the great prince of Asgard leave a bad name everywhere, and all kinds of so-called [illegitimate children], I will work hard Wipe your ass after the shitty things you did."
"Do you know that what you have done can easily bring all kinds of scandals to Asgard!" Luo Ji finally slapped Thor's face with the scabbard forcefully, and Thor's face was painful.
Thor was quite angry at first, but thinking that Luo Ji did these things was quite unacceptable, so he could only mutter in the end: "Okay, I get it. But can you stop slapping your face next time? It would be a pity if such a handsome face is broken."
Luo Ji, who was holding the sword of truth tightly, could not hide her inner thoughts at all. Although she just turned her head and stared at Thor, Thor still still remembers Luo Ji's murderous look at that time, and the words that scared him so much that he dared not spend the night with a female mortal for a year: "There is still a next time." !"
Even today, Thor feels he has gotten better. Know how to respect women, after knowing that they are not men's playthings or gods' playthings. But occasionally Thor would shudder inexplicably.
But now, his chubby body was being pressed down by a young and beautiful woman, and Thor said in his heart, "This time it really wasn't me who did it!"